Nudity

Hope he enjoyed banging on the beach -- 'cause a Florida man's gonna be locked up in prison for the next 2 and a half years for doing the deed.

Jose Caballero was nabbed for having sex last summer with his girlfriend, Elissa Alvarez outside Tampa. Problem is these rocket scientists were banging in front of a woman with a camera -- and more importantly -- in front of little kids.

Witnesses say they weren't exactly quiet or discreet during the 25 minute encounter.

Both were found guilty of lewd or lascivious exhibition in front of a child, a second-degree felony -- and must register as sex offenders.

Talk about an awkward conversation ... the L.A. Dodgers once "had an issue" with a pitcher who took locker room nudity WAYYYY too far -- and would hit the team snack bar with his dong out ... so says Eric Karros.

It all went down in the '90s ... and judging from the way Karros tells the story, the "issue" was more about being sanitary ... because nobody wants dirty naked parts touching the team Cracker Jacks.

NFL legend Eddie George is all about nipple equality ... telling TMZ Sports he completely supports Chrissy Teigen's war on boob censorship ... because, well, "She's on the right track."

Teigen's tatas have been all over the news ever since she posted topless pics on Instagram -- pics that Instagram took down due to its no female nipple policy.

But George says he agrees with Teigen that women aren't getting treated fairly when it comes to what they can show off in public.

"Hell, if she wants to show her nipples to the world, show the beauty behind it, I'm all for it. Save the nipple."

You can't blame LeBron James for accidentally exposing himself while adjusting his wiener on national TV ... so says The Game who says it's hard to move well when your dong's in the wrong spot.

The rapper was out in L.A. last night when we asked about King James and his royal scepter ... and that's when Game explained why the pre-game penis shirt is absolutely imperative to an NBA star.

In fact, Game says he can relate ... "You ever try to go outside and live your life but your package ain't in the right place? You gotta get that thing to the left side, jiggle it, you know what I'm sayin?"

LeBron James didn't go balls out in Game 4 of the NBA Finals ... he went dong out instead.

Moments before tip off Thursday night, LeBron went to adjust himself below the waist ... and it just so happened to be at the same time an ABC camera moved in for a close-up.

James opened his shorts a little too much ... and boom -- LeBron's penis was introduced to roughly 18.5 MILLION viewers.

If you really wanna see it ... click here -- but WARNING, it's a penis.

Miley Cyrus might not BREAK the Internet, but her nearly bare nipples and crotch in Paper Magazine should make a nice dent.

Yes, the people who brought you Kim Kardashian's full frontal shots are back -- but this time Paper put just a little peach between your eyes and Miley's bits.

Miley's the cover story, and inside her nips are covered with peach paint. Her lady parts got a shade of pink ... paint. As for why Miles did the spread -- look under her left boob for the "Just Because" tattoo.

Celeb photog Paola Kudacki did the honors, and the creative director was Diane Martel ... who also did the wild visuals for Miley's Bangerz Tour.

Interestingly, Miley shares her cover with a pig. Kim's ass hogged the camera.

Karlie Redd has proven she's cool with showing off her assets, but now she's got an offer to go pro ... by starring in a XXX production.

We've seen the letter Vivid Entertainment sent to the "Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta" star ... offering her a chance to shoot two sex scenes.

If she accepts, Karlie's guaranteed $25k, but the real money comes on the back-end. We're told she has the possibility of making over six figures, because as the folks at Vivid know (Kim K, Courtney Stodden, Mimi & Nikko, Farrah Abraham) celeb sex tapes tend to be profitable.

Karlie will have to go all in though. The offer requires her to follow in Farrah's -- umm, footsteps ... with a backdoor scene.

We're told she's seriously considering it ... so get your credit cards ready.

Instagram bombshell Abigail Ratchford just did a steamy shoot for Playboy, but if you want to see her bare it all ... you might have to wait a hot second.

Abigail's never posed nude before, but she does bring a lot to the table (yes, we're talking about her boobs) -- so Wednesday in Hollywood ... we had to ask if she's revealing all the goods in her Bunny spread.

Watch ... AbRatch plays it very coy, which is fine since you get to look at her in a very revealing top while she does it.

But here's the truth -- our Playboy-connected sources confirm Ratchford did a "Baywatch" themed shoot, but will NOT be topless or show any frontal nudity. Still, that ass is in play ... we're told.

Courtney Stodden LOVES ice cream -- well, parts of her really love ice cream ... as the world is about to find out when her sex tape hits the open market today ahead of schedule.

TMZ obtained a few screen grabs from "Courtney Uncovered: The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape" -- and let's just say ... if you play with ice cream cones in bed, you're gonna need a bath.

Chris Brown came home Wednesday night to find a naked woman in his bed ... problem is he had no idea who she was ... so he called the cops and they carted her away.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... CB returned to his home in Agoura Hills, CA with his security team around 9:00 PM when he found a woman's clothes in the foyer and "I LOVE YOU" spray painted on the kitchen counter.

We're told when Chris and his team went to investigate, they found the unknown/unclothed woman in his bed. Chris called the cops, who came and cuffed the woman and took her to the station, where she was booked for felony burglary and felony vandalism.

Cops believe the woman -- a 21-year-old female -- had lingered there for a while -- police found dishes in the sink and discarded food. Chris had been in Las Vegas for the past few days.

Our sources say the woman also vandalized Chris' silver Rolls-Royce and his black Range Rover by spray painting "MRS. BROWN" on them.

Zac Efron is showing plenty of skin for his new movie -- we've seen the photos -- but there is one body part he's not willing to put on camera ... his butt.

Zac continued filming "Dirty Grandpa" down in Georgia, and it looks like there's a naked motorcycle scene -- but for some reason Zac's a little ass-shy. A butt-double was photographed stepping in for Efron.

Based on pics ... you'd think Zac would be happy to flaunt his cheeks, but instead it was the double's butt in the spotlight.

Carmelo Anthony's wife La La just totally one-upped the basketball star's promise of a Knicks championship ... by promising the whole world a look at two even more coveted trophies ... her boobs.

La La sat down for an interview with "The Breakfast Club" where she talked about a milestone in her exploding acting career -- an upcoming episode of the Starz show "Power" where she has her first sex scene.

That's when Charlamagne Tha God jumped in ... asking La La if the love scene would feature any 'freeing of the nipple' on her part ... to which she very gleefully answered, "Yes."

Porn star Bonnie Rotten showcased the laws of our land better than any stupid attorney ever could -- by showing off her breasts all over New York City.

Bonnie was actually shooting a spread for Inked Magazine ... and took full advantage of the New York state law that allows women to go T-O-P-L-E-S-S in public.

Even though the heavily tatted Bonnie is a west coast chick -- she seemed to adapt very quickly to the Empire State's more liberal view of boobs.

Also obvious in this video ... all of Manhattan adapting to their view of Bonnie's boobs. Especially the tourists.

Courtney Stodden has a million dollar money maker -- so says Vivid Entertainment boss Steven Hirsch ... who's seen her sex tape and is now willing to put his money where her hoo-ha is.

When TMZ broke the story that the 20-year-old's solo vid was getting shopped around ... Hirsch said he was impressed by what he'd seen. Now we know just how impressed.

Hirsch fired off a letter to Courtney offering her $1 million to lock up exclusive rights. The letter hints at bonuses ... saying there's potential for her to make even more than the mil.

Ball's in her court now -- but we're guessing she's on board, and reached that decision in less time than it took for you to read this sentence.

See ya at the AVNs, Courtney.

Courtney Stodden's Hollywood destiny has finally been fulfilled -- she's recorded a sex tape, and it's about to go to the highest bidder.

Sources in the sex tape game told us 20-year-old Courtney recently shot her porn debut -- and it's being shopped around town. This ain't our first rodeo ... so, we figured the tape would eventually make it to the desk of Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch, and ... bingo!

Hirsch confirms he's already seen the video, and reveals it's a solo effort (think Octomom, but hotter) -- sorry, Doug Hutchison fans. He also says the DD photo op queen "looks amazing, this is the most unique footage I've ever seen."

As for whether Vivid's bidding on the tape -- Hirsch wouldn't tip his hand.

But y'know the game by now -- Courtney has to sign off for the video to be legally distributed, and our guess is if Hirsch gets her to do that ... it's just a matter of time before there's a full release.

If there's any doubt she wants this out ... remember, this is the chick who couldn't shake out of her bikini top fast enough.

L.A.'s world famous Venice Beach is thiis close to letting chicks go topless -- and even better news ... smoking hot Joanna Krupa is backing the push show to flaunt her front.

Still, JK's afraid there could be a little downside to this. We can't see any ... but watch her try to explain.