Weird News

In the market for some used fetish stuff from the '90s? Well you're in luck ... 'cause TMZ has learned a storage locker filled with Jenna Jameson's old porn junk is about to hit the auction block.

That's right ... things like gimp masks, a used monkey rocker dildo (instructions included) and enough leather to supply an entire orgy will soon be up for grabs!!

The items -- most of which were featured in Jenna's movies -- were discovered in a storage locker owned by Jenna's ex husband Jay Grdina, who finally decided the time was right to unload.

Among the highlights ... we're told the metal G-string was worn by Jenna in her classic film, "Janine loves Jenna" -- and Jenna wore the metal and leather garter in "Jenna loves Justin."

Don't worry, the gallery is safe for work.

Kim Kardashian went to a yard sale, and then nearly had one of her own -- tripping over a pile of old crap ... right in front of cameras.

Kim showed up for the sale in a parking lot in the San Fernando Valley ... and proceeded to step backward onto a pile of old stuff while talking to Jonathan Cheban.

Result ... Kim go boom! Although her fall was well cushioned.

Now, before you laugh too hysterically ... you should know the sale was organized by Kendall, Kylie, and Kris Jenner to support NoKidHungry.org -- a worthy and important cause.

You know you're at Leo DiCaprio's birthday when instead of a lame "Happy Birthday" sing-a-long ... you have Kanye West and 2 Chainz ripping the mic.

Leo celebrated his 39th last night at TAO Downtown in NYC with the rappers and a room filled with 100 of his closest friends -- mostly hot chicks. It's Leo, after all.

2 Chainz did lay down his version of "Happy Birthday" -- while Yeezus played "Good Life" ... "Gold Digger" ... and a bunch of other hits.

For his 40th ... Leo will probably bring 'Pac and Biggie back from the dead.

Bill Cosby has been pushing JELL-O products for decades ... and yesterday in New York the living legend finally told the people what they wanna know ... his favorite flavor.

Cosby was cruising around Midtown when Bill revealed which JELL-O product makes his taste buds go zip zop zoobity bop.

So did Bill pick Tapioca? Chocolate? Grape?

Guess you'll have to watch the video to find out.

Ian McKellen has magic underwear ... and yesterday, he showed off his special tighty-whities during a theater performance in New York City.

Of course, the face protecting Ian's pooper is Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" -- the character played by Ian in the LOTR movies.

Fun Fact -- the undies were actually a gift from "Watch What Happens Live" host Andy Cohen.

Mazel.

The Village People are relevant again ... thanks to the Breeder's Cup winning thoroughbred Mucho Macho Man -- and now the group's desperate to repay the horse with a performance of his namesake song.

Macho’s owners -- Dean and Patti Reeves -- tell TMZ the disco icons sent them a good luck card back in August … and now that Macho's come up victorious … VP has agreed to play at a celebration for the horse.

The Reeves haven't worked out details of the party just yet, but say VP will be involved. In the meantime, we're told the group wants to meet Mucho by Skype ... which we're guessing will be a pretty one-sided discussion.

Macho flew home to Florida today on a custom 737 dubbed “Air Horse One” -- 'cause well ... he can. As for eventually hooking up with the Village People ... Mucho does seem to like the song. Or maybe he's just happy to hear anything besides "YMCA."

"Baywatch" star Alexandra Paul has just been ordered by a judge NOT to harass her stalker ... bizarre but true.

It all started back in 2011 ... when Nicole Albrecht -- a German citizen -- and her 8-year-old brother knocked on Alexandra's door at her home in Pacific Palisades and asked to use the bathroom. Alexandra obliged.

A short time later, Nicole showed up with a gift to thank Alexandra for the hospitality. But that wasn't the end. Alexandra says Nicole went psycho, showing up 3 more times in a week.

And then Nicole started showing up at Alexandra's gym and nearby pool. At that point Alexandra and her hubby went to court and got a restraining order against Nicole.

Somehow Alexandra and Nicole ended up in a room with a mediator, and they agreed to stay clear of each other at the gym, the pool and Alexandra's home.

Fast forward to October. The two women start running into each other at the pool. Alexandra pitches a fit, telling Nicole she has no right to be there. But Nicole fires back, she's a member of the community pool and Alexandra was horning in on HER space.

So Nicole went to court and just got a restraining order against Alexandra, prohibiting the "Baywatch" star from harassing, intimidating, molesting, attacking, striking, stalking, threatening, assaulting, hitting, or abusing her at the cement pond.

By the way, Alexandra ended up getting the same order against Nicole.

Justin Bieber took a water bottle to the face during a live concert in Brazil this weekend ... just like he did in 2009 ... but this time, he reacted MUCH, MUCH differently.

You remember the 2009 shot, when someone beaned the cute, adorable (shirted) pop star -- and he reacted by smiling and telling the crowd, "Ow! That didn't feel too good."

But Brazil was different -- an unshirted Bieber got smacked (while singing "Boyfriend") ... and reacts by mad-doggin' the crowd and storming off the stage.

How quickly they grow up ...

9:30 AM PT: Looks like Bieber had quite the weekend in Brazil -- during a show the next night a fan bum-rushed the stage ... and was swiftly taken care of by the backup dancers.

Denver Nuggets mascot Rocky the Mountain Lion's motionless body was lowered from the Pepsi Center ceiling last night before their home opener ... but the big mystery is why.

The plan called for Rocky to be lowered from the rafters with a spotlight on him ... but when his descent to the floor began -- Rocky didn't move a muscle ... and instantly collapsed when he touched the ground.

According to reports ... the guy in the suit was checked out right after and walked off the court on his own, but so far ... the team has been hush-hush on what happened.

Good news -- the team should have Rocky back for their next game.

Metallica -- yes, Metallica -- just professed their love and admiration for all things Justin Bieber… and they weren’t kidding … like not even a little bit.

The band was giving an interview with a rock magazine about Bieber's recent take on their mega-hit "Fade to Black," when lead singer James Hetfield admitted, "Are we Beliebers? Yes."

Drummer Lars Ulrich backed James up ... saying, "I think the kid's really talented and obviously to go through what he's going through at that early age must be a mindf**k. So the fact that he still goes out there and does it, I admire that and I think he's super talented, so I guess I am kind of a Belieber.”

Bassist Robert Trujillo added "As long as he stays out of trouble, I'll be a Belieber.”

Right ... ‘cause what’s more heavy metal than staying out of trouble and making good clean pop music for the kids?

Perv.

GHOSTS ARE REAL ... and they love soup ... so says master of all things paranormal, Gary Busey!!!

Busey was leaving a Ralphs grocery store in Malibu yesterday when we asked if he's ever had an experience with the undead -- and boy, did he ever!!!!

"I had a ghost one time come out of a big plate of soup I had ... it was called a soup ghost."

It gets better -- watch the clip.

This is hilaaarious!!!!!

TMZ cameras were rolling when Steve Wozniak (Apple co-founder) met DMX (rapper/habitual arrestee) for the very first time last night ... and it was so awkward!!!!

It all went down at LAX -- after the two celebs got off the same plane ... and the following things occurred:

-- awkward, confusing handshake
-- DMX gets Steve to agree to participate in an actual robbery
-- awkward goodbye fist pound.

Miley Cyrus is more trick than treat this Halloween ... at least judging by the photo of some very X-rated pumpkins she just posted on Twitter.

It's unclear if Miley carved the Jack-o'-lanterns herself -- but she's definitely proud of the 3 pumpkins, 2 of which contain images of people bangin' (one lesbian scene) and another gourd contains an image of a giant marijuana leaf.

And to tie the whole thing together, there's a sign that reads, "Happy F**king Halloween."

You stay classy, Miley.

Britney Spears is already picking up some Vegas hangers-on … ‘cause Mini-Britney is launching her own rival act on the Strip -- and TMZ has learned it’s opening the same night as big Brit's show.

Sin City sources tell us ... Mini-Brit, aka Elena Gant, is steppin’ up large ... kicking off a new show at Beacher’s Madhouse in the MGM Grand Hotel on Dec. 27th… the same night Spears opens at Planet Hollywood.

And 12" isn't the only discrepancy between the ladies (5'4" to 4'4") -- Britney is set to rake in about $310,000 per show … while mini-BS will make a slightly shorter stack of $310 per night.

Still undecided about which show to check out? If you order an expensive bottle of booze at Mini-Britney's gig … a little person flies out of a stuffed elephant’s BUTT to deliver it to you.

Stay classy, Vegas.

Kanye West has been called a lot of things ... a lot ... but after his concert in L.A. last night, one star compared the rapper to Picasso, Oscar the Grouch and "that n**ga from Phantom of the Opera."

Marlon Wayans was among the tons of celebs that hit up K's show at Staples Center -- along with Fergie, Craig Robinson, Andy Garcia and Sean Kingston.

After the concert, Marlon broke down the whole thing -- saying, "He's an artist man. I didn't see his face the whole time ... like the n** ga in Phantom of the Opera."

Marlon is clearly referring to the crazy masks Kanye's been wearing during his tour. He also addresses the wardrobe and the music -- and it's equally hilarious. Check out the clip.