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Vince Neil has been charged with attacking a woman in Vegas ... an incident which triggered a nuclear argument between Vince and Nic Cage.

Vince allegedly went off on an autograph seeker, grabbing her by the hair and pulling her to the ground. Vince claims the woman got all aggro on him and all he did was push past her. Our law enforcement sources say they have surveillance video showing he manhandled her.

After the altercation, Neil and Nic -- with whom he had just had lunch -- walked out of Aria hotel, where Nic and Neil got into it with each other.

Antivirus software legend John McAfee should be counting his piles of money and settling into retirement, but no -- he says he's looking for face paint and a park to pester people ... as a mime.

We've seen the hilarious email McAfee fired off to L.A. publicist Domenick Nati -- who's looking to rep McAfee. He says at the age of 70, he's "finally come to terms with the full nature of my ambitions. I have always wanted to become a mime."

McAfee wisely asked Nati if he has experience working with mimes, and adds, "Specifically, have you advanced their careers?"

We reached out to McAfee and, while there was no "LOL" in his original email, he says he was kidding ... he's actually considering becoming a puppeteer.

We're guessing this is a joke since John's already juggling a lot. Besides his alleged mime and puppeteer ambitions ... the multimillionaire inventor of McAfee AntiVirus software has been trying to get the Libertarian presidential nod.

Nick Young came thiiiis close to losing his hand in a stupid fireworks accident ... when the NBA star picked up a tube holding a lit artillery shell ... and it exploded while he was holding it.

It all went down at Nick's massive 4th of July party at his L.A. home -- when Nick saw the lit fuse ... and thought it would be fun if he set it off while holding it over his head.

Lucky for Nick, he escaped from the situation unscathed ... but it was a verrrrry close call.

The whole situation is eerily similar to the story Jason Pierre-Paul told in his PSA where he describes the moment he blew up his hand in a July 4th fireworks accident.

Careful Nick, now that Iggy's out of the picture ... you're probably gonna need that hand.

"Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta" star Karen King is staring down some serious prison time for allegedly going on a shopping spree ... with someone else's identity.

King was arrested in May after cops say she strolled into Saks Fifth Ave in ATL and racked up a $5k bill on dresses, perfumes, shoes and other accessories. The D.A. just hit her with 3 felony charges -- one for financial identity fraud, and two for credit card fraud.

Each carries a sentence of at least a year behind bars if she's convicted.

TMZ obtained video of the arrest when it went down, and at least Karen can say ... she was dressed to the nines for her arrest! Unclear if the outfit came from Saks though.

Jessica Alba was involved in a massive July 4th pileup at a grocery store.

The actress went wild shopping the aisles in Malibu. There were so many grocery bags Jessica could barely shut the back hatch.

Michelle Rodriguez is a real trip when she talks about her experiences with psychedelics.

The video was deleted from "The Reality of Truth" ... the documentary in which Michelle got deep over Ayahuasca and Paul Walker's death.

We're told the footage didn't make the cut because Michelle just sounds out there.

Travis Barker ain't backing off the bet he made with a TMZ photog over the big Brock Lesnar vs Mark Hunt fight at UFC 200 ... saying he's even picked out the spot where our poor bastard will have to get his tat.

To jog your memory ... we got Travis out a while ago and asked him who he thought would win the match up ... he said Hunt, our guy said Lesnar ... then the two men bet a new tattoo on it.

We got Barker out in NYC again ... and asked him where our guy would have to permanently mark himself if Hunt wins ... and his answer was pure Rock 'n' Roll.

Check out the clip.

Tracy McGrady doesn't give a damn about soccer and he wants the whole world -- which loves soccer -- to know it ... saying the beautiful game is a total freakin' waste of time.

We got McGrady out at LAX and asked him his thoughts on Messi and the whole Argentina meltdown from earlier in the week.

Here's the thing ... McGrady told us he has no thoughts on it ... because soccer is a terrible sport that he wouldn't dare waste any of his multimillionaire time on.

A shame actually ... we found a video that proves T-Mac actually has some real ball-kicking talent.

Chris Brown is once again in the crosshairs of cops, but this one's weird.

Chris rented a villa in Ibiza for the last week in June, and the landlord went to police and accused Chris of trashing the house. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Chris or someone in his crew either threw knives at the wall or carved them up.

And the alleged damages gets worse ... the landlord says someone peed the bed and there was vomit everywhere.

As for why cops got involved, according to the report, Chris was supposed to be out hours ago and wouldn't leave, so the landlord got police to help give him the boot.

The landlord says Chris is also on the hook for $26k in rent, and with damages the landlord is now gunning for around $60k. A source close to Chris says the rent issue has been resolved, and was a banking problem on the landlord's end.

Boosie is adamant ... TV is forcing kids to be gay, and if things don't change ... in 10 years half our population will wave the rainbow flag.

Boosie went wild Thursday during an interview with DJ Vlad ... railing on TV shows that showcase gay characters. He mentions "Empire" and various cartoons including "The Flintstones," and excoriates producers he accuses of "forcing" young kids to become gay.

Boosie says he doesn't hate gays. On the other hand, he says if one of his kids said he was gay, "I would slap his ass back straight."

John Cena's known to be a pretty stylish guy ... but did he push the envelope too damn far with this tight plaid purple suit???

The WWE superstar was walking through LAX -- and EVERYONE noticed him ... 'cause you can't really miss this outfit.

So ...

Chris Brown apparently has a no taping policy, as one woman found out when he snatched her phone and chucked it behind him.

Chris was partying in the VIP section last weekend after his show at a club called Arenile in Napoli, Italy. Check out his reaction when he spotted the woman recording on a phone ... clearly, without CB's permission.

Witnesses tell us Chris didn't ask any questions ... he simply took the phone, hurled it over his shoulder, then had security kick her out of VIP.

We're told she didn't call cops because security found her phone and returned it.

Johnny Manziel is thumbing his nose at his father's death warning -- telling his dad he ain't gonna stop partying ... just days after Paul Manziel called him a "druggie" whose life is in danger.

Tracy McGrady says there's NO DAMN WAY he'd hoop for the U.S. in the '16 Olympics ... warning athletes everywhere that Zika and the putrid water situation make it not worth it.

Tons of huge stars have signed up for Team USA -- including Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson and Kyrie Irving ... while other stars like LeBron, Steph and Russell Westbrook took a pass.

So, with all the questions about the health risks to the players, we had to ask T-Mac what he would do in the same situation.

Long story short -- HELLLLLL NO.

Calvin Harris is in the market for something new -- a door on his luxury SUV, after nearly destroying his ride ... all in front of cameras.

Calvin was leaving his Bev Hills gym on Monday when he started backing up his Range Rover, but had no clue his back door was still open. Check out the video ... this is gonna hurt, especially for Calvin.

Apparently, he went off on the bank of photogs who were waiting for him, saying they're the reason he jacked up his Range -- but later apologized for the tantrum.

Let's face it, Calvin can afford the repair. Or even a new vehicle altogether.

Sherri Shepherd just rolled out the red carpet for any enterprising thieves on the Internet ... by posting a bunch of checks from fans without blurring their accounts.

Shepherd says she was doing some cleaning when she came across the old uncashed checks from fans who had purchased CDs at her stand-up comedy gigs. Sherri decided to post 'em on IG and was nice enough to scratch out the fans' addresses, but left the account numbers visible (sorry crooks, we didn't).

The pic was bombarded by comments telling her to take it down, which she did after 45 long minutes. HUGE oops!