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A Swedish black metal band sprayed pigs blood on concertgoers during a Satanic ritual ... triggering a vomit-fest in the audience ... and we got the DISGUSTING footage.

Watain -- whose members are devout devil worshipers -- played their only U.S. summer gig Sunday night in Brooklyn ... and they were true to form.

You see the lead singer present the audience with a goat skull full of animal blood ... then drench the crowd. According to interviews with the band, they use REAL pig's blood.

You hear audience members shriek ... and we're told some barfed and cried.

Shockingly ... cops say no one complained. And no one has heard a peep from the health dept.

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, is fuming mad over his botched "facemakerover" ... and he's already talking lawsuit if his mug doesn't heal properly.

As TMZ first reported, za Prince claims a plastic surgeon botched a routine operation on his face ... which he told us has left him "looking like s***" -- and it's hard to argue.

Von A-hole told our photog yesterday what exactly went wrong with his face, and explained it's NOT a Botox problem -- it's actually worse. He added, if his moneymaker (in his opinion) never heals he will unleash a $10 million lawsuit.

Brittny Gastineau and Marquis Lewis -- aka Retna -- have settled their beef over a violent confrontation earlier this month that left both of them badly hurt -- so they both claim.

Brittny and Retna -- a famous street artist -- tell us ... "Though we disagree about the facts and circumstances surrounding this incident, we do agree that the incident was unfortunate, regrettable and unnecessary." They continue, "We both wish to put the matter behind us and neither of us holds any ill will toward the other."

Brittny's face was a mess after the fight ... a week after the confrontation at a West Hollywood hotel the bruises were still obvious. As for Retna ... he told us he had just undergone knee surgery, was unable to defend himself and called it a case of mutual combat.

As TMZ reported ... both Brittny and Retna hired lawyers ... we're told money was the end game though it's unclear what if anything changed hands.

It's also unclear if they are still dating.

Nia Sanchez is only going to anger pageant fanatics more with this video ... because during a simple radio interview this morning, she couldn't even name the capital of her supposed "home state."

First, some background -- Sanchez won Miss USA after being Miss Nevada, but really she lived most of her life in California and even competed in Miss California three times ... losing each time.

So this morning on "The Todd Show" on 95.5 WPLJ in NYC ... Sanchez completely whiffed when asked about the capital of Nevada ... and possibly also insulted Carson Daly.

When you roll through TSA on a scooter, you've got to expect TSA to take notice ... such was the case this weekend for Verne Troyer.

The "Austin Powers" star posted this photo with the caption, "Another day another flight." From the tone of the tweet, Troyer has clearly dealt with this before.

This video is the MOST Louisiana-ish thing we've ever seen.

Here we have swamp tour guide Lance LaCrosse ... getting up close and personal with two alligators BY CHOICE ... feeding them out of his own mouth.

In the video -- which was shot by a tourist last month -- you can see LaCrosse swimming in the murky water with two gators eating chicken and marshmallows (a delicacy apparently) from his hand.

Apparently in addition to being stupid ... this is illegal in Jefferson Parrish and wildlife agents are now reviewing the video to determine if LaCrosse should face charges.

The guy who's doing time for attacking Brad Pitt claims to be taking his sentence very seriously -- despite the fact he was spotted shaking maracas in the middle of his punishment.

We spotted Vitalii Sediuk leaving an L.A. grocery store and asked him about the video (below) of him joining a drum circle the other day ... while he was supposed to be doing his 20 hours of community service for the the red carpet incident.

Believe it or not ... Vitalii has an explanation that makes sense, and assures us he's serious about the "experience" of picking up trash and cleaning public toilets.

As for Brad Pitt's face being on his chest -- there's no good excuse for that.

Lea Michele is standing by her man ... TMZ has learned the "Glee" actress has decided to keep dating new BF Matthew Paetz because she's convinced he's no gigolo -- he just coaches 'em.

Sources close to the couple tell us ... Lea was PISSED after we broke the story about Paetz's involvement with Cowboys4Angels -- a website that offers male "companionship" -- and confronted him about it.

We're told Matthew copped to going on a few dates with female clients ... but told Lea he only did it as research -- so he could understand what the gigolos go through and coach them through it.

This guy is good ... 'cause we're told Lea actually bought it, and Matt promised he'd never do it again.

Brittny Gastineau wanted everyone to know ... she got a wicked black eye from someone or something.

Kim Kardashian's BFF showed up at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood Tuesday night -- the place to go if you want to be photographed by paparazzi. She went there with her mom, who told photogs, "You know, Angels, when they hit earth, it hurts a lot." But they weren't specific.

Now ... if you think they didn't go to Craig's to be photographed, think again, because earlier in the evening they went to Mr. Chow in Bev Hills, the other place in town where you are certain to get papped.

So we're left with this mystery -- who eats 2 dinners?

Lea Michele is getting for free what other women pay good money for -- her new beau has been moonlighting as a gigolo.

Lea has been quietly dating Matthew Paetz for the last few months ... she has very consciously kept the relationship on the down low.

Sources close to the couple tell us ... Matthew has been a hired gun for Cowboys4Angels under the alias, Christian.

Cowboys4Angels -- which offers male "companionship" to lonely women -- is featured on Showtime's, "Gigolos."

According to the website ... Matthew is a certified life coach, dating expert and massage therapist ... charging $350 for one hour and up to $6,000 for a weekend. For $17,500 you can get a whole week.

Matthew's profile is now hidden on the site.

We're told Lea and Matthew met on the set of her music video, "On My Way."

Sources tell us ... Matthew most recently took on a client for a weekend during the Stagecoach music festival in April. He's gone on hiatus since he started dating Lea.

Reps for both Lea and Cowboys4Angels had no comment.

Michael Jackson's ex-wife is set to marry Jackson's former close friend and business associate ... but turns out there's a small problem -- he's already married.

Marc Schaffel is engaged to Rowe though a date for the wedding has not been set. Turns out ... Shaffel married model Kerstin Christa Nissen in 1992. According to legal docs -- obtained by TMZ -- they separated 8 months later but never got divorced.

Shaffel got around to filing papers last week, citing irreconcilable differences.

Slowbucks is a dirty liar for accusing 50 Cent of masterminding a plot to attack him and stealing his bling ... so says 50 Cent himself.

50 just went on a preemptive tirade against Slowbucks saying the theft allegation is made up and Slowbucks is treading on dangerous territory spreading his story to TMZ and others.

As for Slowbucks ... he claimed he was jumped on June 1 by 50's goons who jacked his gold chain while 50 was onstage at the Summer Jam Festival in Jersey.

Slowbucks tells TMZ ... he's not scared of 50 or his posse, telling us, "People know how I roll in the streets." He says 50 can keep the chain, saying he doesn't want this to escalate into a Tupac/Biggie situation.

When you've recently been accused of domestic violence like Columbus Short -- and you're also facing charges for allegedly beating up a guy -- cracking an O.J. Simpson joke is ill-advised ... but he did it anyway.

We got Short at LAX on Sunday ... and asked him about his Monday court dates for both pending cases. Short dropped an incredibly dated O.J. trial reference in response and when we asked an O.J. follow-up question ... he dropped a second domestic violence-related answer.

Sandra Bullock may have been in harms way when someone broke into her house over the weekend ... because TMZ has learned she has already obtained an emergency protective order.

Joshua Corbett was arrested inside Sandra's home Sunday morning after the actress called 911 to report a break- in. The intruder entered through the backdoor, although it is unclear if it had simply been left open.

Corbett was arrested for burglary however it is looking more like a stalking case.

Our law enforcement sources say no property was taken and none of Bullock's property was on Corbett's person when he was busted.

We're told such a protective order is only issued if the actress has reason to fear the suspect.

Our law enforcement sources say so far it does not appear that Corbett has any history with Bullock.

You know you're blowing up in the music biz when Weird Al wants to parody one of your songs ... which is exactly what happened Friday to Iggy Azalea -- and we got the whole thing on video.

Weird Al was backstage at KS107.5's Summer Jam in Colorado when he started pleading with Iggy. He's said he always tries to get permission from other artists before doing his thing.

Sources at the show tell us Al was really cool about it -- and even left Iggy a copy of his proposed lyrics. Unclear which Iggy hit he's targeting ... but Al might have dropped a "Fancy" hint with this IG post from the show.

Make sure you watch the clip to the very end ... for Iggy's awesome ending.

Usher is finally speaking out about the videos that surfaced this month showing his protege Justin Bieber using the n-word ... and even though he wasn't happy, Usher says J.B. is no bigot.

Usher took to Instagram Saturday posting a pic of he and Biebs with a long caption describing how he feels ... he explains, "As I have watched Justin Bieber navigate difficult waters as a young man, I can tell you that he hasn't always chosen the path of his greatest potential, but he is unequivocally not a racist."

He adds, "What he was 5 years ago was a naive child who did not understand the negative power and degradation that comes from playing with racial slurs. What he is now is a young man faced with an opportunity to become his best self, an example to the millions of kids that follow him to not make the same mistakes."

For those of you keeping track ... Usher, Whoopi Goldberg, Mike Tyson, Young Money, Floyd Mayweather and Souljah Boy have all voiced support for Justin, who has already apologized.