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Here's the 25-year-old former "Falcon Crest" star back in 1983 (left) -- and 27 years later, the 52-year-old more orange version at an event in L.A. last month (right).

Canseco was busted at 2:13 AM in Tampa, FL by the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office. According to the arrest report, Canseco had a blood alcohol level of .109/.108 ... slightly above the legal limit of .08%.

According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office website, Canseco was released on $500 bond.

As TMZ first reported, Lamas and D'Errico are both "in talks" to do "DWTS," but so far nothing is locked down. The "DWTS" website is taking viewer suggestions for who should make the cast ... and when he caught with them outside the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday, they each took turns lobbying to get on the show.

As TMZ first reported, Milian was sued by a neighbor, Leo Skolion, who claimed Milian's dog got loose back in 2008 and bit "a huge chunk" out of the back of his arm.

According to court docs filed last week, Milian agreed to fork over a $55,000 settlement to Skolion.

UFC kingpin Dana White confirms ... Cain is at a Las Vegas hospital, where doctors are performing arthroscopic surgery on his right shoulder to repair a partially torn rotator cuff.

We're told Cain isn't sure exactly when the injury occurred ... but it may have happened during the Lesnar fight back in October.

No word on when Cain is expected to return to fighting shape.

LaRue issued a formal mea culpa in L.A. yesterday -- telling TMZ, "To Jane Fonda, sadly I'm your third cousin ... The gene pool has obviously been quite screwed up since you. I'm so sorry."

Early this morning, Selena's most recent updates had been removed and replaced with some vulgar language ... including a line that read, "Justin Bieber Sucks!!!"

Shortly before the cyber-takeover, someone calling themselves pkinJ0r posted a video to YouTube showing step-by-step how they got access to Selena's page.

But here's the rub -- pkinJ0r explained that he/she WOULD NOT publish his/her changes because he/she wasn't a "tw*t."

Instead, the hacker explained, "This video is to show how easy Facebook's new security page is to bypass."

So who published the anti-Bieber rhetoric??? It's possible pkinJ0r had a change of heart ... or maybe someone else hacked the page.

While the 35-year-old "Desperate Housewives" star has been known to use makeup to cover up the matrimonial ink, no word if she had the date (07-07-07 in Roman numerals) professionally removed.

In Hollywood, nothing is permanent.

UPDATE: Eva just tweeted, "Just so everyone knows i still have all my tattoos! Nothing is being removed, although i am always up for more tattoos! ;)"

The suit is kind of technical, but the long story short ... Eva's accused of lending $1 mil to the company behind Beso ... with the agreement that she'd get paid back at an astronomical amount of interest ... racking up $4.6 million over 2 years.

The person who filed the lawsuit today in L.A. County Superior Court, an investor named Mali Nachum, claims Eva's deal not only violates California law -- but it cuts into his percent of the company.

Mali wants more than $4 mil in damages.

During an award ceremony today in Zurich, Messi took home the first FIFA Ballon d'Or -- a merger of the France Football magazine "European Footballer of the Year" prize and the FIFA World Player of the Year award. Messi also took home both awards last year.

A moving truck showed up Tuesday ... we're told to take Jordan Bratman's stuff away, and none too soon. We're told current BF Matt Rutler moved in weeks ago.

As one source connected with the threesome put it, "Thank God Jordan is moving out. It was getting really awkward, but Christina was letting Jordan stay for the sake of Max."

The lethal photos came out today -- showing Selena and the Biebs in St. Lucia ... kissing -- and scores of teen girls across the planet are bloodthirsty with envy ... taking to Twitter to express their rage writing:

-- roses are red, violets are blue, @selenagomez if you'll break @justinbieber's heart I'm gonna kill you :3
-- @selenagomez I'll kill you I swear on GOD!!!!
-- @selenagomez If you are the Girlfriend of Justin I will Kill you I HATE YOU :@ !!!
-- @selenagomez whore cancer whore..like i'mm kill myself cuz i saw you and Justin kissing well thankyou Selena thankyou now i'm killing myself
-- @selenagomez stay away from Justin pedophile, retard wait i'm gonna kill ya in the night underneath your smelly bed

Calls to Selena's reps have not been returned.

Nothing like some PDAs to up your teen super-couple status.

The 41-year-old "American Idol" judge took her twins and five (FIVE!) helpers to Bright Child indoor playground in Agoura Hills recently.

We were told the policy there is that absolutely everyone has to be shoe-free -- but J.Lo was allowed to hang out with her boots firmly placed on her diva feet. Ugg!

Steve Hirsch -- Vivid Entertainment's head honcho -- tells TMZ ... if a sex tape exists he's determined to buy it ... to make sure it never sees the light of day.

Hirsch tells TMZ, "After everything that Demi Lovato has been through, we would never consider distributing a sex tape with her. In fact, we would purchase it and either give it back to her or destroy it."

So why, you ask, would the Prez of Vivid do something so counterintuitive?

Hirsch is a recovering addict and even owns Hollywood Recovery Services, an outpatient recovery center.

TMZ has learned Mendes made the call around 3:40 AM on Xmas morning -- after someone ... or something ... set off her house alarm, startling the actress.

We're told officers quickly responded to the home and searched the premises -- but found no evidence of a break-in.