Juanes The Biggest, Hugest, GIANTEST Video ... Ever!
Colombian singer Juanes is such a massive star around the world -- there aren't enough words in the English language to describe his success! Good thing we remember a poquito Spanish.
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George Lopez What Are You Doing With a Vaporizer?
George Lopez has very expensive taste in weed-smoking paraphernalia ... at least judging by the fancy vaporizer he was carrying around last night in Beverly Hills.
Lopez was leaving Mastro's Steakhouse at the time -- along with Don Cheadle and Anthony Anderson -- when our photog spotted the $300 Pax vape tucked under Lopez' arm.
But here's the thing ... Mastro's is one of the most papped steakhouses in L.A. ... and Lopez left the place with Cheadle and Anthony ... two huge stars ... so he HAD to know he'd be photographed.
Our photog called him out -- and Lopez responded, "Don't look at that" ... then joked about needing the vape to inhale some Vicks VapoRub.
Somewhere, Willie Nelson is smiling.
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The Grammys Stage Crasher ARRESTED After Run-In with J.Lo
The moron who crashed the stage at The Grammys -- only to get kicked off stage by Jennifer Lopez on live TV -- was arrested for trespassing directly following the awards show ... and it's not the dumbest stunt he's ever pulled.
The idiot who wound up in handcuffs is Vitalii Sediuk ... the same dumbass who got slapped in the face by Will Smith last year (and rightfully so) when he tried to surprise the actor with a kiss on the lips on a red carpet.
During the Grammys, Sediuk somehow weaseled his way backstage ... and when Adele was announced as the winner for Best Pop Solo Performance ... Vitalii rushed to the podium and tried to grab the mic from presenter Jennifer Lopez.
Sediuk managed to get out a few words ... saying, "Thank you, Adele. You’re my inspiration” ... but Lopez quickly ripped the mic back and shooed him offstage.
Directly following the show, cops arrested Sediuk for trespassing -- and he spent the night in a jail cell ... this according to the Hollywood Reporter.
Sediuk told THR he's just a prankster and meant no harm -- adding, "I’m not a crazy guy. I just think differently."
Sure.
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Victoria's Secret Supermodels Stripped to Their Skivvies
Victoria's Secret supermodels Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Lais Ribeiro stripped down to their sexy lacy work uniforms of amazing bras and panties for another one of their typical ridiculously hot photo shoots in Miami this weekend.
For the good of all mankind, the gorgeous ladies did what they do best and poured all of their luscious golden lady bits into skimpy frilly lingerie -- and super high stiletto heels -- and struck some amazing poses.
Monday just got a little better.
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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West First, Bel Air ... THEN THE WORLD!!!
An $11,000,000 mansion in Bel Air might be enough for some people, but not Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ... because TMZ has learned they have their sights set on buying THREE other multi-million dollar mansions across the globe.
As TMZ first reported, KK and KW plunked down a huge chunk of change to build a 14,000-square-foot pad in an über-private, gated community in Bel Air, CA.
But sources close to the couple tell TMZ they aren't stopping there. We're told they plan to buy homes in New York, Miami and Paris too -- and, no it's not a coincidence those are all centers of the fashion industry. Also, the Kardashians have DASH stores in all, but Paris.
Kim and Kanye have been in Brazil the last few days, and there are rumors they're looking to scoop up a home there too -- but we're told that wasn't the plan ... they were just meeting an architect they might hire for their Bel Air pad.
However, our sources say the Brazil trip has been so enjoyable ... they're now open to buying a place there too.
Must be nice.
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Jennifer Lopez Gives CBS the Leg!
CBS fashion censorship memos be damned, her highness Jennifer Lopez showed up to the Grammys with a very high cut gown that showed off her gorgeous Jolie leg and then some.
Hey, at least it's pretty modest compared to her 2000 Versace number.
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Kim K, Kanye and Will Smith Hanging Together in Brazil
The unusual trio of Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and Will Smith took a walking tour of Brazil together today.
It got us wondering ...
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J.Lo vs. Toni Braxton Exposed Grammy Diva Would You Rather?
With CBS trying to put the kibosh on everyone's favorite genital revealing outfits at the Grammys this year, who can forget the two visionary pop divas that helped ignite the NC-17 overexposed lady bits chic craze: Jennifer Lopez in her infamous plunging Versace poolside coverup back in 2000 -- and Toni Braxton's Caligula-era torn sheet dress thing from 2001.
Question is ...
Charlie Sheen's Plea Christopher Dorner ... CALL ME!!!
Charlie Sheen wants to do his part to bring ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner into custody safely ... so he's recorded a video plea asking the wanted man to call him to talk things out.
Dorner -- who is accused of killing three people including a cop -- mentioned a number of celebs in his online "manifesto," and wrote about Sheen, "Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome."
Sheen recorded the message to Dorner yesterday, saying, "You mentioned me in your manifesto, so thank you for your kind words. I am urging you to call me. Let's figure out together how to end this thing."
Dorner is still currently at large.
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Kim Kardashian Jesus Christ What Is She Doing?
Kim Kardashian struck a pose today in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil ... in front of the famous statue of Jesus Christ, Christ the Redeemer.
This is as close to a virgin birth as Kim will ever get.
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Gisele Bundchen RIPPED After Pregnancy
There's no way this is real -- just two months after Gisele Bundchen popped out a baby girl ... the Victoria's Secret supermodel whipped her hair back and forth in Hawaii ... LOOKING LIKE THIS.
While every other new mom on the planet has been contemplating excess skin removal surgery, Gisele and her supernatural genes basked in the Hawaiian sun Thursday.
Gisele gave birth to her and Tom Brady's second child on December 5 -- a daughter named Vivian Lake Brady.
Who needs another Super Bowl ring when you have this?
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Selena Gomez Dangerous Stunt at LAX
10:40 A.M. PST: Selena's rep just told TMZ ... Selena let the fans in her SUV because they wanted to get her autograph and possibly a few pics and the scene was too chaotic curbside. The rep says the fans got out of the SUV 2 terminals down.
Selena Gomez pulled an incredibly DANGEROUS move at LAX yesterday, appearing to let 3 random fans into her private SUV ... but it seems the whole thing was a stupid set up.
The girls claimed to be die-hard Selena fans from Brazil who were hoping to meet the singer outside Selena's airport terminal.
Selena initially blows past the girls and gets into her waiting car ... while the girls continue to yell at Gomez, pleading for a moment of her time.
Eventually, Gomez cracks the window and motions for the girls to come over -- they race over to the car, fling the door open, and quickly barrel into the vehicle.
Selena's security guard rushes in to pull 'em out -- as if she's in harm's way -- but Selena waves him off ... and he stands down. The car eventually drives off with all of the girls inside.
For the record, Selena's received death threats on multiple occasions from multiple people -- one of whom is a mentally unstable man who was arrested for stalking the actress.
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Christina Aguilera Finally Free Of Ex-Husband's Junk
Christina Aguilera finally figured out a way to get her ex-husband's lingering crap out of her life -- by putting the house up for sale.
Jordan Bratman -- whose marriage with Christina officially ended way back in 2011 -- showed up to Christina's Beverly Hills pad today with moving trucks ... to clear out the rest of his belongings ... now that Xtina listed the place for sale.
It's a glorious day for Christina, because as TMZ previously reported ... when she and Jordan first split he took his sweet time moving out. Fact is ... Christina and her lawyer put the heat on 2 years ago, and Jordan moved most -- but not all -- of his stuff out 2 years ago.
In fact ... months after the couple split Jordan, Xtina and her NEW boyfriend were all living in the family home as one big awkward family.
Now after almost 3 years Jordan's finally letting go ... but only 'cause he has to.
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SF Giants' Sergio Romo Won't Be Prosecuted In Vegas Airport Bust
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San Francisco Giants pitcher Sergio Romo (and his beard) can breathe a sigh of relief ... 'cause the world series superstar will NOT be charged following his recent Vegas bust, TMZ has learned.
We broke the story ... Romo and his beard were detained by cops on New Year's Day -- after he allegedly became "angry and aggressive" with a TSA agent at the airport. According to sources, he appeared to be under the influence.
Romo and his beard were cited with a misdemeanor -- and escorted off airport grounds.
A rep for the Clark County District Attorney's office tells us ... Romo will NOT be charged due to a "lack of prosecutorial resources."
The rep explains, "We simply do not have the manpower or resources to go forward on every case ... and must weigh the value, provability, and seriousness of each case accordingly."
In other words, Romo and his beard are small potatoes to the DA.
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Selena Gomez Back with Justin Bieber ... Again?
Time to fire up the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez rumor mill ... because Selena was spotted returning home yesterday after hanging out allllll night with the Biebs.
The on-again/off-again (to the infinity power) couple hasn't actually been seen together in some time ... and we're told this is the first time the two have seen each other in a month.
It's clear these two young lovebirds just don't know how to quit each other.
"Brokeback Mountain" jokes ... 'memba those?
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Chad Johnson Sued Head-Butt Arrest Made Our Coconuts Look Bad!
Chad Johnson's head-butting arrest last year reflected poorly on the coconut water company who hired him (then fired him) as a spokesperson -- and now they want him to PAY UP!!!
Zico Beverages LLC filed a lawsuit against Chad in Los Angeles Superior Court today. The company -- which specializes in primo coconut H2O -- says it struck a deal with Chad in July 2012, for him to be a "positive spokesperson."
In docs, Zico says part of the deal was that Chad was to "refrain from engaging in any conduct that reflects unfavorably upon Zico."
Fast forward to August 11, 2012 (one month after the deal) Chad was arrested for domestic violence. The next day, he was FIRED from the Miami Dolphins.
Zico says the incident received "significant negative publicity" and therefore damaged Zico's rep. The company says it decided to terminate Chad's agreement for breach of contract -- and asked for all their money back ... but Chad refused.
Now Zico is suing for damages of no less than $40,886.76.
Chad's lawyer had "no comment."