Hook Ups

Why would a girl risk the possibility of becoming Queen of England by playing hard to get?

After kicking Prince William to the curb for reportedly having a drunken make-out session with another lass, the future King of England's 4-year girlfriend, Kate Middleton, has apparently come to her senses.

According to British reports, Kate decided to take back her allegedly promiscuous prince after having a serious heart-to-heart with her mum. We're assuming the conversation went something like this: "'ELLO!?! YOU COULD BE THE BLEEDIN' QUEEN, YA TWIT!!!"

Katie carried baby Suri, while Tom, decked out in a pinstriped three-piece suit, kept his protective arm around Holmes' waist. By the way, it seems to us that his burgundy tie and brown shoes don't go well with the grey suit. Just our opinion.

Meanwhile with Jennifer Lopez, Jim Carrey and Brooke Shields among the attendees for the ceremony, helicopters have already begun circling the fortress-like Castle Odescalchi.

Time will tell if the wedding site will be able to keep the paparazzi from crossing the moat.

It's getting hot on the Warner lot! Well-placed sources tell TMZ that Matthew Perry has been romancing Lizzy Caplan of the new CBS show "The Class." We're told that although the two have only been coupling for a few weeks, the romance is definitely hot and heavy!

The former "Friend" met the hot "Mean Girls" starlet on the set as Perry's show, "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" shoots nearby. Our spies tell us the two visit each other's sets frequently, and are often seen canoodling.

The two have more in common than their studio location. "The Class" was created by David Crane, who was one of the executive producers of "Friends," and the couple was reportedly fixed up by Matt LeBlanc's rumored new squeeze (and former "Joey" co-star) Andrea Anders. Just to make things even more incestuously confusing, Anders now is a "Class" regular.

And in case you were wondering; Lizzy is 24 and Matthew is 37. Nice pull, Chandler. Could she BE any younger??

Cameras caught Lachey scowling as girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo celebrated her birthday at TAO Nightclub this weekend. Lachey arrived late at around 1:30 AM, missing dinner, and we're told they left together at 3 AM.

Is there trouble in paradise or is it just an off night for Nick? You decide.

Since December is the #1 month for engagements, Modern Bride magazine has compiled their winners for the Flawed Diamond Awards, which honors inane things celebs have said and done in the name of love.

Lindsay Lohan may not be married yet, but the consummate party girl still gets the "Way to Take It Seriously Award" for saying, "Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a 'Vegas' and get married just to get married and see what it's like for a minute?" You can't make this up, people!

For taking great pains to have a super-private Fijian wedding -- that happened to come with a full spread in People magazine -- Tori Spelling receives the dubious "Please (Don't) Respect Our Privacy Award." Maybe Candy isn't so crazy after all.

Things were uncomfortable enough on the "One Tree Hill" set after Chad Michael Murray's 5-month marriage to his co-star, Sophia Bush, came to a screeching halt. They went from bad to worse just seven months later, when Murray popped the question to one of the show's extras, who just so happened to be a high school senior. Chad's rogue behavior wins him the "Can You Make It Any More Awkward to Go to Work? Award, and, we're guessing, a call from Human Resources.

Find all the Flawed Diamond award recipients in the December issue of Modern Bride, on sale November 14.

It's safe to say that this year's romances have been nothing less than entertaining. Since we at TMZ know what's really important to you, we're giving you a little recap on who went home with whom!

Nick Lachey turned a music video romance into the real thing with sexy MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo, while heiress Paris played the field with QB Matt Leinart. Of course, we have quite a few more, so click here and take a nice long look at these starcrossed lovers!

Looks like someone surrendered in the war between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards.

The two were recently photographed playing with their children, prompting rumors of a truce between the once-feuding couple. "Yeah, we're trying to put all that nonsense aside and do what's right for the children," Sheen tells Ellen DeGeneres Monday on her talker, "At least I knew the guy she wound up with!"

Joking aside, Sheen actually stands by Richards' choice of boyfriend following their split - "To know that there's somebody decent and smart and a good parent that's gonna be around your children, thats a good thing." How modern.

Charlie's entered the dating scene as well, coupling up with sexy brunette Brooke Mueller, though he was tight-lipped about his new flame, saying only, "She's fabulous."

Looks like one of Hollywood's most unlikely pairings may be back together.

Although tiny bedraggled funnyman David Spade and TV stalwart Heather Locklear decided to go "on a break" back in September, the two were spotted meeting up for dinner last night at Mr. Chow.

Heather and David arrived separately, but left together in Spade's ride after dining. Ever the gentleman, Spade even opened the car door for Locklear before the two jetted away, hopefully to do Heather's roots.

Minnie Driver, wearing ugg-ly boots, and a new mystery man hit the streets of Santa Monica on Tuesday, holding hands and looking extremely lovey-dovey throughout the afternoon. Take wing, Angel.

Even if there's no real romance between the two,one thing is certain -- Minnie knows how to make a mouse out of a man.

Are Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert the new "It" Couple?

The "Girl Next Door" actress was spotted heading into Hyde with boyfriend Sean Avery, but that's not who she left with. Cuthbert took off with gal-pal and "House of Wax" co-star Paris Hilton, leaving her hockey star boyfriend to fend for himself inside the club.

The two jetted away in Hilton's Range Rover, leaving a bummed out looking Avery with only his pudgy male friend to console him. Yeah, we'd be disappointed too if Paris stole our girl ... unless it resulted in a lingerie-clad pillow-fight of course.

After winning Best Fight at the Reality Remix "Really Awards," the two ex-"Flavor of Love" ladies were spotted locking lips as New York expressed her love for the woman who once spat in her face on national television.

The pic, snapped by Pumpkin's aunt, is apparently only the first step in the pair's relationship. Sources say the two may be doing more photos together in the future, showing a little more skin for a possible naughty pictorial.

While it's great that they're BFFs and all, our fingers are crossed that another bitch-fest is soon to come.

Reliable sources tell TMZ that actress Sharon Stone and former NBA star Rick Fox were making out at Hollywood hotspot Hyde on Saturday night, and that the relationship is developing into something more than just a one-night canoodling session. The pair arrived at the club separately, but spent a couple hours inside "with their hands all over each other," according to witnesses, and then were snapped by photogs leaving Hyde together.

Stone has had three previous marriages end in divorce, and Fox was previously married to singer-actress Vanessa Williams.

Stone's rep had no information on the encounter, and Fox's rep could not be reached for comment.

Professional numerologist Hans Decoz has taken the numerology behind the duo's names and broken down their personality traits to AOL Horoscopes.

Decoz says Flav's real name William Jonathan Drayton is "dominated by the number 8, a number which reflects money and power." Something the Flavorettes are well aware of. The general rhythms and tones of his name resonate with the number 1, "representing a true original." Do you know anyone else who wears a giant clock around his neck?

As far as Deelishis is concerned, Decoz says her real name, Chandra Davis, is "dominated by the number 5, a number associated with risks and rewards." Anyone willing to compete for Flav's affection against New York is definitely a risk-taker.

Based on his research, Hans says Flav and Deelishis "have qualities that would make them compatible, or at the very least help us understand what attracted them to one another."

That may be true, but considering the fact that the "Flavor of Love" finale was one of the highest rated shows in VH1's history Deelishis' days may be numbered, no matter what Flav says.

The duo showed up to Frankie J's album release party in Hollywood on Tuesday and professed their admiration for each other by engaging in some ordinary, run of the mill, John Travolta-style man-on-man open-mouth kissing. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Rossi even got a little touchy-feely as his hand can be seen riding up Tommy's stomach and exposing Lee's beautifully manscaped and tattooed lower abdomen.

This isn't the first time Tommy has been caught making out with a fellow rocker. In July, Lee and Dave Navarro swapped spit while at a party for their CBS reality show "Rockstar: Supernova."

While we support Tommy's desire to express his manlove, both Rossi and Navarro wear enough makeup to rival the Pussycat Dolls -- and we wouldn't be surprised if Tommy was unaware he was kissing a man.

Knight and MacFarlane, who plays a gay character on ABC's "Brothers & Sisters," were seen getting cozy yesterday in Santa Monica. The two went shopping for furniture and electronics before taking a break to enjoy the beautiful ocean view.

The last few weeks have been a little tense for Knight and the rest of the "Grey's" cast after the behind the scenes drama involving Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey erupted. Some reports of the incident claim that Dempsey was defending T.R. against hateful comments made by Washington.

Whatever may have caused the fight, it's good to see T.R. enjoying the simple things in life.