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Fitness guru Cara Castronuova isn't very discriminating ... she'll go on a date with ANYONE who's willing to pay the asking price -- $10,000.

Cara -- an ex-trainer on "The Biggest Loser" -- tells TMZ she's raising money for her charity -- Knockout Obesity -- by offering a romantic evening in NYC with anyone who ponies up 10 grand.

The best part ... she's open to men and women.

Cara says she hopes to go on at least 3 dates so she can send 50 overweight kids to fat camp. She's moved by the heartbreaking letters she gets ... including one from a boy who told her he desperately wants to shed lbs so other kids will stop pinching his stomach.

So what do you get for your money? Cara says the date consists of dinner at a really nice place and then seeing the new Rocky musical on Broadway.

But here's the deal ... you have to pick up the tab for dinner ... and pay your own way to NYC. She'll take care of the theater tix.

According to reports ... Handler is in talks with CBS for her own show on the network -- but now that David Letterman announced he's retiring, she's gunning for his legendary seat.

Don't worry ... Chelsea's not going all right wing -- she's not stating sexual preference either -- it's made by a company in South Africa that promotes staying in touch with the earth.

Bill Maher believes there's a secret gay mafia ... and the "Real Time" host says the group will take out anybody who stands in its way.

Maher's show panel Friday night was discussing the recent drama surrounding Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich stepping down from the company -- after he faced criticism for donating money in '08 to support a ballot initiative banning same-sex marriage.

Watch the video ... Maher seems to think a big group of powerful gay men seek revenge against anyone who doesn't believe in their political views -- and that's why Eich was ousted.

Apparently only gay people are allowed to care about marriage equality?

I went to an 80s rock concert this weekend and a wedding broke out ... is how guests at the nuptials of Linda Perry and Sara Gilbert must have felt ... because the affair was JAM PACKED with rock performances.

Perry and Gilbert tied the knot in Malibu on Sunday, after announcing their engagement a year ago.

According to our sources, Sharon Osbourne, Julie Chen, Aisha Tyler, Steven Tyler, Juliette Lewis and Tobey Maguire were all in attendance.

But the stars of the show were the people who took the stage, backed by 80s cover group Flashback Heart Attack:

-- Tobey Maguire's little daughter Ruby sang "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
-- Annabella Lwin from Bow Wow Wow sang "I Want Candy"
-- Martha Davis from The Motels sang "Only The Lonely"
-- Missing Persons' Dale Bozzio sang "Destination Unknown" and "Walking in LA"
-- Terri Nunn from Berlin sang "The Metro" and "Take My Breath Away" (!!!)
-- Linda joined Terri on stage to sing "Sex (I'm A…)"
-- Terri finished with "Highway to Hell"

Our sources say Linda MC'ed the whole show and the stage was mocked up to look like the classic rock club CBGB.

Way better than dancing the hora.

FINALLY!!! Hard undeniable proof Michelle Rodriguez and supermodel Cara Delevingne are banging each other -- unbelievable video footage of Michelle making out with a topless Cara in the ocean ... A TOPLESS CARA ... IN THE OCEAN.

35-year-old Michelle and 21-year-old Cara were vacationing together in Cancun last week -- and Cara took things to a whole new level, leaving her bikini top on the beach ... while she and Michelle canoodled in the water.

Johnny Weir's estranged hubby Victor Voronov was so traumatized from being bitten and allegedly abused by Johnny Weir ... he's going to take battered women's classes ... on Johnny's dime.

We've learned Johnny and Victor struck a private deal Friday in their ongoing divorce war. Victor wants to get therapy to regain emotional balance after all the tumult. And he thinks the place to go is a school that teaches groups of battered women how to cope.

There's no such thing as battered men's classes, so Victor is breaking new ground

Johnny is going to foot the bill for the classes.

The dog once shared by Johnny Weir and estranged hubby Victor Voronov now has TWO DADDIES once again -- the divorcing couple has agreed to joint custody of the pooch ... pending a full-blown custody trial ... TMZ has learned.

Weir and Voronov have been warring over the dog since their split. Under the arrangement, Voronov will get the dog for 1 week a month ... and when Weir leaves town for more than 2 days.

As we reported, Johnny took the dog while he was cleaning his stuff out of Victor's house -- and Victor looked on in tears. Johnny later claimed Victor used to beat the dog back when they were together.

And we thought Hollywood divorces couldn't get any more Hollywood.

Johnny Weir claims his estranged husband, Victor Weir-Voronov beat his tiny pooch ... this according to new legal docs obtained by TMZ.

Johnny claims Victor is lying when he says Tema, a Japanese chin, was the family dog. Johnny says it was his -- that he got Tema from a pet store, that Tema slept on his side of the bed, that Tema waited by the bathroom door when Johnny took a shower, that Tema followed Johnny all over the house.

Johnny thinks it's ironic that Victor is fighting for the dog, because he claims Victor is volatile and has seen him "strike the dog with force on occasion when we were married."

Johnny also says early this month when he went to pick up some items ... Tema was in a bag on the bed with Victor. Johnny claims Tema was crying and trying to claw his way out of the bag.

And Johnny has a lot more to say. In the docs he scoffs at Victor's claim he's worth $10 Mil, denying he signed a 7-figure deal with NBC. Johnny says, "If I had 10 million dollars I would not be living in a rented apartment in Lyndhurst and driving a leased Lexus SUV.

Johnny alleges a story TMZ broke earlier ... that Victor tried to extort him for $25K in return for not going public about the marriage.

Johnny says Victor ransacked their apartment and has stolen a number of precious items, including a Faberge egg, a Louis Vuitton trunk, jewelry and an Hermes ashtray.

And there's this revelation ... Johnny wears boxers. He says the only clothing that remained in the closet were some PJs, boxers and T-shirts.

Johnny Weir's estranged husband just filed legal docs, accusing the Olympian of repeatedly cheating on him and treating him like a lap dog.

According to Victor Weir-Voronov's legal docs -- obtained by TMZ -- Johnny allegedly committed multiple acts of adultery, including having sex with a Chicago club owner and sexting with a porn star.

Victor says throughout the marriage Johnny was cruel to him ... forbidding him from bringing Victor's dog into the marriage for fear it would take his attention away from Johnny.

Victor also claims prior to meeting Johnny he was living his life as a heterosexual man and was struggling with his identity, yet he says Johnny forced him to come out of the closet.

Victor claims Johnny married him because he wanted to do a new reality show and felt a Georgetown-educated lawyer would be a compelling story line. Yet Victor says Johnny treated him like an errand boy.

As for the housekeeping stuff ... Victor is asking a judge to force Johnny to return some of the items the skater took from their apartment, including

-- Crocodile Celine bag
-- 40 Balencia bags
-- 20 furs (including a $125K sable)
-- Green Hermes shoulder Birkin
-- Orange Hermes 35cm Birkin
-- 12 Chanel bags

And Victor wants an order forcing Johnny to return Tema, their Japanese Chin dog.

He also wants temporary support and legal fees.

A source connected with Weir tells TMZ ... the property Victor wants back was Johnny's before the marriage ... which the source says "couldn't be more obvious from the fact that they are purses and women's furs."

The source says Weir "categorically denies" the adultery allegations.

Jerry Springer just learned a very valuable lesson ... and now he's retiring the word "tranny" from his show ... FOREVER.

Springer was on "TMZ Live" today to discuss the backlash over a recent episode of "The Jerry Springer Show" entitled "Trannies Twerk It Out." LGBT groups were not pleased the show used the term "tranny" ... but Springer claims he had no clue he was offending anyone.

"I've just been educated," Springer said on "TMZ Live." "I won't use that term. I honestly had no idea that you're not supposed to use that term, so now we'll find another term to use."

And that's today's ... final thought.

Johnny Weir says his messy divorce from Victor Voronov is a private matter ... at least it's private AFTER Johnny gave an exclusive tell-all interview to a TV show.

Our photog spotted Weir on the streets of New York City this morning ... where we wished him well on his upcoming appearance on "Celebrity Apprentice." But when we brought up his recent "drama on the homefront" ... Weir clammed up, claiming, "It's private."

Was it private last week when he spilled the beans to "Access Hollywood" and accused Victor of multiple instances of domestic abuse?

The divorce between Johnny Weir and his husband Victor Weir-Voronov is being fought in the courts and the media, with both sides aggressively waging war on both fronts, and Victor's people say this note proves he was blindsided by the Olympian.

Johnny has claimed Victor is lying when he says Johnny cruelly hid the fact that he had filed for divorce until last Tuesday ... even though divorce docs were filed February 12.

Victor's people say this note -- which they say was written just before Johnny left for the Oscars -- is proof the real liar is Johnny.

It is interesting ... Johnny was wearing his wedding ring at the Oscars ... which was held March 2.

Our opinion -- these guys went back and forth like ......... (we couldn't think of something good, so fill in the blank).

Johnny Weir's Birkin collection pales in comparison to his shoe stash ... we've learned Johnny has 1,300 pairs of shoes that are now under the watchful eye of cops.

TMZ broke the story ... Johnny got a court order Friday to enter the home he shared with soon-to-be ex-hubby Victor. Johnny was allowed in for 30 minutes to collect his belongings, with 6 cops standing by to make sure there was no confrontation.

We're told there wasn't enough time or a truck to handle the massive shoe collection, so Johnny left them behind ... for now. He did, however, take a few prized possessions, including his Louboutins and his Alexander McQueen high-heeled shoes.

As we reported ... Johnny left with Hermes scarves, furniture, 2 TVs and jewelry. He also took the family dog, which left Victor in tears.

An insane scene played out today in Johnny Weir's divorce case ... ending with Johnny taking the family dog out of their apartment ... as his sobbing husband Victor helplessly watched.

TMZ broke the story ... Johnny has filed for divorce and it's turned vicious.

Sources connected to the case tell TMZ ... both Johnny and Victor rushed to court Friday. Victor got a restraining order against Johnny, claiming the Olympian attacked him March 5 by hitting him in the arm and throwing jewelry and a wooden Russian doll at him.

Johnny got an order giving him the right to go into their New Jersey apartment for 30 minutes and collect his belongings with the help of cops, without any interference from Victor.

We're told Johnny showed up to the apartment with 6 cops and Victor's cousin while Victor was still in court. Johnny took a number of his belongings, including 2 TV sets, Hermes scarves, various costumes and most importantly ... Tema, a Japanese Chin which he and Victor got during the marriage.

We're told Victor rushed to the apartment while Johnny was still there and stood by helplessly as cops let Johnny take the dog. Victor was on the phone with his crisis manager, Wendy Feldman ... sobbing uncontrollably.

Johnny Weir went full vampire on his husband Victor Voronov during a nuclear domestic dispute early this year -- nearly biting a chunk out of the guy's arm -- or so Victor claims ... and now, TMZ has obtained a photo of the damage.

Details surrounding the argument are unclear, but the bite mark is gnarly.

Victor filed a police report and Johnny was charged with simple assault back in January. Victor decided not to press the case and charges were dropped.

As we reported, Johnny and Victor had multiple issues leading up to Johnny filing for divorce last month.

Johnny Weir made it clear to hubby Victor Voronov -- him straying on Victor was inexcusable, but so was Victor vengefully defacing Johnny's Birkin handbags.

Johnny sent a remorseful email to Victor on Sept. 29, 2013 -- obtained by TMZ -- in which Johnny did a full-blown mea culpa for his misdeeds, but went on to scold Victor for destroying his precious purses.

Johnny writes, "If you decide to wreck things, please wreck cheaper things than Birkins." He goes on ..."The f*** you on the Birkin is kinda cool, though, you artist. I know you don't care about how I'll survive if you divorce me, but please leave my Birkin bags, Celine bags and Chanel bags alone."

It appears Johnny may be a little cash-strapped, because he says "I'm planning them as part of my eBay sale."

Johnny is incredibly remorseful in the email, expressing "eternal" love from "the depths of my broken heart."

So now it's clear ... Victor wasn't Johnny's only beloved accessory.