Weird News

Selma Blair is mixing fun bags with shopping bags -- the former "Anger Management" star was unabashedly breastfeeding in plain sight at one of the biggest shopping spots in L.A. like it was no big deal.

Blair was spotted at The Grove with her 2-year-old son ... pumping the kid full of breast milk on a trolley, surrounded by shoppers.

DJ Steve Aoki absolutely nailed one of his wheelchair-bound fans in the face with a 80-foot cake toss -- and if you think that's awesome ... the kid's reaction is the real icing on the ... oh you get it.

The LAPD has CLOSED its missing persons investigation involving the wife of Scientology leader David Miscavige ... because cops had a face-to-face meeting with her ... TMZ has learned.

The investigation was launched after LAPD detectives received reports that Shelly Miscavige had not been seen publicly in 6 years. As we previously reported, one of the people who contacted cops was actress Leah Remini.

Law enforcement tells TMZ they have determined the missing persons allegation is "unfounded."

Members of the U.S. military are pissed Anthony Weiner's sexting partner involved the American flag in her masturbation porn -- and TMZ has learned, the XXX king behind the video is so sorry ... he's editing the flag out of the tape entirely.

Sources close to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tell TMZ, Hirsch recently received a call from an active serviceman in Florida, complaining about Sydney Leathers' upcoming porn, in which she masturbates on top of the red, white, and blue.

We're told the man was NOT upset about the masturbation part -- he's a big Vivid fan after all -- but the American flag's involvement crossed the line, and he was going to have the DVD banned from his base.

We're told Hirsch profusely apologized to the man for offending anyone in the U.S. military -- a major porn consumer for obvious reasons -- and agreed to remove the American flag from Vivid's website as well as from Sydney's DVD.

And that seemed to do the trick -- we're told the man accepted Hirsch's apology, moved on with his porn-filled existence, and lived happily ever after. The end.

Lady Gaga finally got naked ... FULLY NAKED ... but it's weird. Really weird.

The video just surfaced, featuring a naked, hairless, crystal-spooning Gaga doing a meditation exercise inspired by Marina Abramovic, a famous performance artist.

The video shows Gaga doing "The Abramovic Method," which supposedly heightens physical and mental awareness.

Miley Cyrus is NOT in the Ying Yang Twins music video tribute to her bootyful backside -- so they got the next best thing ... an impersonator with serious ass shaking skills!

TMZ obtained a clip from the Twins' new video for "Miley Cyrus" featuring a twerked out look-alike in a unicorn onesie -- an obvious parody of the singer's popular YouTube clip.

The whole video is set to drop soon -- and our spies on set say the impersonator actually gives M.C. a run for her money in the badonkadonk department.

Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap.

"Big Brother" contestant Spencer Clawson just learned a valuable lesson about child porn ... don't even joke about that crap ... because cops will go after you.

In case you didn't see the clips from this week -- Clawson grabs the microphone attached to McRae (another houseguest) and while pretending to be McRae, Spencer goes off on this really uncomfortable riff about child porn, saying, "I like to beat off to child porn. Did I ever tell y'all about that? I love it. Beating off to child porn is my favorite thing there is."

You'd think he'd stop there, but no ... he kept going, saying, "I love it when they're around three or four years old. My favorite ones are when you can tell they're in a basement."

And the jokes didn't go unnoticed ... especially by Spencer's hometown police in Arkansas.

Chief AJ Gary from the Conway Police Department in Arkansas tells TMZ, "The Conway Police Department was alerted to comments made. Due to the nature of the comments, our department moved quickly to look into the matter. At this time we haven't found that any criminal act was committed."

Leonardo DiCaprio's annoying perfect life just got more awesome -- dude got to try that really cool water jetpack thing for your feet ... as if we needed more reasons to be jealous of him.

The pics were taken Tuesday in Ibiza -- and in case you're wondering, yes, Leo also had a yacht filled with beautiful women just a few feet away.

He's like the adult version of the "Blank Check" kid.

This video is so unbelievable we nearly can't believe it -- Steve Aoki launched a FULL CAKE from his DJ booth at a show over the weekend in Toronto ... hurling it 80 feet deep into the crowd ... and it splattered SQUARELY on some poor kid in a wheelchair.

Seriously. The throw could not have been more perfect. Drew Brees couldn't have pulled this off. Which is why our BS alarms are going off.

We can't prove it's some fake viral nonsense, so we'll let you decide. For his part, Aoki is saying it's real. He just tweeted, "i love this kid! i still cant believe i threw this cake 80 feet direct to the face! love u dawg!"

Michael Phelps is a pool pee-er ... but don't worry, the world's greatest athlete insists there's NOTHING wrong with draining your bladder during a swim.

The Olympic legend was leaving Mastros in Beverly Hills last night when we asked if nature ever called during one of his races ... and the guy couldn't have been more honest.

But when we asked about rumors that he's coming out of retirement to swim at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio, Mr. Phelps was much less forthcoming.

So ... someone grabbed a feminine hygiene product and fired it at One Direction this weekend, which inspired the following comment from one of our producers:

Rick: "Some girl would rather bleed out than listen to their music."

WARNING: If you try to break into Kid Rock's house -- causing him to fear for his life -- he will NOT hesitate to shoot you ... at least that's the warning he gave any would-be burglars.

Kid Rock posted this message on his website: "I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives" ... after a 43-year-old man allegedly tried to break into his Michigan home this week.

He also offered a $5,000 reward for information regarding the man's whereabouts -- and posted security cam pics of the guy (who was on crutches) ... to aid in the manhunt.

The message was received ... Oakland County Undersherriff Michael McCabe confirmed the man was arrested Saturday after two tipsters called the cops to ID him.

The man is currently in custody waiting arraignment. Kid Rock was not home during the incident.

Tamera Mowry will do whatever it takes to stay right and tight ... down there ... even if that means blasting hot steam and weird Korean herbs into her hoo ha. But would she do it again?

On recent episode of "Tia and Tamera" the sisters were seen getting a V-Steam: an ancient Korean tradition where women sit on a toilet-like apparatus and have a mixture of hot steam, mugwort tea and wormwood blasted into their vagina ... to make it fresh. Really, it's a thing.

So when our photog spotted Tamera in LA this week he HAD to ask ... what was it like?

Tamera (who had a baby last November) gives us the low down on what the vag-bath did to her lady bits -- it's pretty hilarious -- and reveals whether she'd go back for round 2.

"Naked and Afraid" star Billy Berger went all King Henry VIII on a snake ... chopping off its head without hesitation ... but it's what he discovered afterwards that's so interesting.

In the never-before-seen-clip of the show -- airing tonight -- Billy and partner Ky Furneaux try to survive in the Louisiana swamplands for 21 days, naked. Needing food, Billy goes snake hunting. Harder than it sounds.

It's pretty ridiculous ... not only does he catch the snake (which is consistently biting him) ... he chops off the serpent's head like he's cutting some breakfast sausage.

Shirley Jones is sticking to her orgy guns -- insisting Joan Collins' ex did proposition a foursome way back in the 60s ... even though the story's being yanked from Shirley's book.

As TMZ first reported ... Joan convinced the publisher of Shirley's autobiography, that Shirley's tale of an almost sex party with Joan and their husbands ... was untrue -- and got it yanked from all future printings of the book.

But last night ... Shirley and her current husband Marty Ingels (not the guy in the orgy) were defiant ... telling us they don't care what deal Joan reached with Simon and Schuster -- Shirley stands by the story.

So, who's the foursome fibber?