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The super uncomfortable exchange all went down when Sen. Amy Klobuchar had the floor ... and informed Kagan that she had just watched the "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" movie ... and wanted to know if Kagan was Team Jacob or Team Edward.

It all went down in The Bahamas in March 2009 -- mere months before Vienna met Jake -- and according to sources, the guy who delivered the package was a total stranger.

Besides the genital face-plant -- Girardi also struck a pose in which she stared down the barrel of a big, brown loaf launcher ... with the same guy.

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Biebs and The Butt were holding hands for a photo shoot just one month after Kim said his fans sent her death threats -- all because JB jokingly Tweeted that she was his girlfriend.

Deep breath, Bieber Nation.

AM founder Noel Biderman sent a letter to the CEO at New Meadowlands -- obtained by TMZ -- declaring, "At this stage, we are prepared to make a preliminary offer ... of $25,000,000 for the Naming Rights for a five-year term."

He adds, if the stadium gets better offers, "We would be pleased to match any such superior offer."

The body art was supposed to be an homage to ICP fans -- who call themselves "juggalos." Coolio's tattoo reads "Jugalo Cool" -- ironically one 'G' shy of actually being cool.

The "Angsta's Paradise" rapper isn't losing any sleep -- telling TMZ the typo was done on purpose and he doesn't plan to fix it.

The plane is part of an eBay auction operated by West Coast Choppers -- Jesse's company. WCC has even published an article on their website promoting the sale.

But in the listing, the plane is described as a piece of "pop culture history" -- due to its cameo appearance in the Nazi pic.

In fact, WCC included the Nazi picture in the eBay listing along with the description, "This is the actual model as seen in US, People, In Touch, TMZ, etc etc etc ... and pictures of you with it may be worth big bucks someday so bid to win."

Jesse recently explained the photo as a "joke ... that was funny then."

When we called WCC to ask about the sale, we were told the listings are "100% legitimate."

As The Sitch got off his plane from Miami -- where he was just shooting Season 2 of "Jersey Shore" -- dude told us his next step is to "jump into film."

Sources connected to the magazine tell us James had reached out to them roughly one month before the scandal broke -- hoping to book a feature on a new chopper he built in honor of his prized pitbulls.

We're told James agreed to do an interview with the mag -- until Bombshell McGee surfaced with allegations of adultery.

We're told Jesse contacted the writer and explained that he had to back out of the interview because "his life was going crazy." But Jesse didn't want to leave the mag hanging ... so he had one of his West Coast Choppers associates do the interview in his place.

TMZ obtained several photos showing LiLo fully immersing herself in the French party scene within the last few nights.

Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning -- at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but who knows if she'll actually board. We're told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home. So far, no one is biting.

Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM -- but we're filing that under "Believe it when we see it."

The move is in response to a newly released nationwide test performed for the Associated Press, in which several items from the Miley Cyrus jewelry line -- sold exclusively at Walmart -- contained an unsafe level of cadmium ... which can be very dangerous if ingested.

The AP notes that the items are not known to be dangerous if simply worn -- but experts fear that the cadmium can enter a person's system if the jewelry is "sucked, bitten or swallowed." According to the report, long-term exposure to cadmium can lead to bone softening, kidney failure and other conditions.

The AP says Walmart became aware the jewelry contained cadmium back in February, but continued selling the products anyway -- until now.

As we first reported, Anna's self-described "best friend" Jackie Hatten went to eBay this week to hawk panties, garter belts, "worn" lingerie tops and bottoms, and other creepy things that used to belong to Smith ... like a used makeup brush.

A rep from the auction site tells us, "eBay policy strictly prohibits listing used underwear. Used clothing may be listed on eBay as long as it has been cleaned and the listing clearly states that the clothing is used."

Plus, it's totally gross.

Everything from "worn" bras, panties, garter belts, nail polish, bedding and even a makeup brush have all hit the eBay auction block -- courtesy of Jackie Hatten ... the sister of Anna's ex-con ex-boyfriend Mark Hatten.

Jackie claims it's all legit -- and she's even including a "hand signed" certificate of authenticity to go along with all of the items.