Celebrity Boobs

Sports Illustrated supermodel Chrissy Teigen just posed for a topless photo shoot with her fiance John Legend ... and now one of the topless pics has surfaced on the web.

But Chrissy ain't mad ... in fact, the person who posted the pic is the photographer -- and right after it hit Tumblr, Chrissy retweeted it and joked, "I figure you can't be suspended from a retweet."

The photo appears to be a frame from John's music video for his song, "All Of Me."

As of 8:11 AM PT, the photo is still up on Instagram ... but if you wanna see it, you better act fast -- we're guessing it won't be up long.

Take a good long look ... at these words. JK, get back to staring at these famous ya-yas -- because that's the only way you can dominate ... 'Guess the Chest!'

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It was only 71 degrees on Staten Island yesterday, but Ashley Greene made it seem a whole lot hotter ... flashing some side boob in a teeny yellow bikini during a movie shoot in NY.

A pink and white beach blanket just barely managed to conceal the goods ... as Ashley filmed a scene for "Staten Island Summer" at the Great Kills Swim Club ... where some of the locals were used as extras.

The movie's about a couple of dudes who take jobs as lifeguards while trying to figure out what to do with their lives.

Why would you ever do anything else?

Lindsay Lohan is a big supporter of her lil' sis Ali's new modeling career ... but it was Lindsay -- and her boobs -- who stole the show yesterday at Ali's fashion show in NY.

19-year-old Ali was one of the featured runway models at the Wendy Nichol fall fashion show in SoHo ... a show that seemed to combine Lord of the Rings chic with a goth funeral.

Lindsay wasn't involved in the show -- but dressed the part anyway, sporting a low cut number that highlighted her Baggins (LOTR joke!).

Paulina Gretzky's engagement is great news ... for one man -- that golfer dude who snagged the Great One. Sorry, we mean ... the Great One's daughter.

The rest of us are stuck with the Internet ... which, luckily, is laced with absurdly hot Paulina pics.

Bethenny Frankel knows ... when you're as tiny as she is, it's always safer to go swimming in the ocean when you're equipped with the proper flotation devices.

Safety first.

Selma Blair is mixing fun bags with shopping bags -- the former "Anger Management" star was unabashedly breastfeeding in plain sight at one of the biggest shopping spots in L.A. like it was no big deal.

Blair was spotted at The Grove with her 2-year-old son ... pumping the kid full of breast milk on a trolley, surrounded by shoppers.

One is beautiful ... one is brilliant ... and they're all bangin' Charlie -- at least, that's the presumption because Mr. Sheen's new "angels" are all well versed in the art of screwery, TMZ has learned.

After some hardcore research -- and we mean HARDCORE -- we've finally identified all three of Charlie's new lady friends ... and, shocker, they're all veteran porn stars.

Ladies and gentlemen ... but mostly gentlemen ... meet (from left to right) Jayme Langford, Jana Jordan and Celeste Star.

A few fun facts about Charlie's Angels:

- Jana Jordan has starred in more than 100 adult films including Power Munch 3 & 5 ... and she's been nominated for a ton of AVN awards.

- Celeste Star doesn't just act in porn ... she's also a porn director ... although she currently only has one film under her belt.

- Jayme Langford studied bio-ethics at the University of Judaism in Los Angeles. UJ officials pulled her financial aid though after discovering she had starring roles in a bunch of porn flicks.

Bonus Fun Fact: The blonde and the redhead have shot at least 2 sex scenes TOGETHER. There might be more ... but our computers are gonna go blind if we continue to research.

Charlie Sheen's Goddess-less days are over ... the warlock has found three NEW porn star girlfriends -- but this time he's calling them "Angels". Get it, like "Charlie's Angels".

TMZ obtained pics of Charlie and his harem vacationing in Hawaii recently. Keeping to the theme, he chose a blonde, a brunette and a ginger -- who go by JL, JJ, and CS. Who knows which is which.

From the pics it's clear Charlie had a great time with his ladies -- probably because they were topless.

We're told the orgy party didn't stop in Hawaii either ... the XXX stars are now shacking up with Sheen in L.A. ... kind of like it's 2011 all over again.

Anthony Weiner's sexting partner could be taking her "talents" to video ... 'cause she was seen strollin' around with Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch this weekend -- and we all know how that story ends.

TMZ obtained video of Sydney Leathers -- fresh off her beachside bikini romp -- getting into Steve's car as she left the Vivid porn headquarters in Los Angeles on Saturday.

It's unclear if the two struck any kind of a deal ... but c'mon, you don't get in the car unless you're lookin' for a ride.

A couple of Tyga's video vixens believe their exposed boobies in his "Make it Nasty" video are worth $10 million (per set) ... because that's the price they just named in their ongoing lawsuit.

TMZ broke the story ... Elizabeth Velasquez and Azia Davies sued Tyga last year, claiming shots of their nipples ended up in his music video ... without their permission. They say they were promised NO nudity.

Now, the ladies have decided on a dollar amount for the alleged xxx-up ... they filed new legal docs in July asking for $10 MILLION EACH (that's $5 MILLION per boob) in punitive damages.

In case you're wondering how exposed they were -- you can watch the explicit version of the video on YouTube. It really lives up to its name.

Selena Gomez is having the BREAST birthday week ever -- and kicked off the celebration by watching a big-hootered lady smash beer cans with her GINORMOUS BOOBS!!!!

Selena -- who turned 21 yesterday -- pre-partied at Beacher's Madhouse theater in L.A. on Saturday night ... where the singer and her crew had VIP seats to watch Busty Heart -- world famous can annihilator.

We're told Selena was sans Justin Bieber for the aluminum massacre ... but he did make an appearance -- in frosting.

Sources tell us ... pictures of Justin and Selena were pasted onto a birthday cake that was decorated in leopard spots ... a dessert clearly inspired by JB's leopard-spotted Audi.

On her way out of the show, Selena appeared sober -- which is good, considering she was still 20 years old at the time.

Now, she's fully legal ... so, cheers!

Rihanna forgot something on the way out of a hotel in Stockholm, Sweden today.

Live your life.

Beauty queens and nudie pics go together like Farrah Abraham and porn ... the latest example, a photo of Miss Alabama flashing her giant knockers -- which is being shopped to the highest bidder.

Our sources tell us ... someone is hocking a pic of Madeline Mitchell, who repped Alabama in the 2011 Miss USA pageant. At the time she was known as the hot chick who was in a horrific car crash.

As for the pic -- we've seen it. It's a selfie and she's topless -- showing off her HUGE southern melons -- smiling from ear to ear. Her hoo ha is covered.

It's unclear how the seller got the pic ...or if there have been any offers.

INTERGALACTIC EXCLUSIVE: TMZ has learned, "Teen Mom" porn star Farrah Abraham will be living out every young girl's fantasy to model nude for Playboy magazine!!! Just kidding, Playboy rejected her sorry ass.

Sources tell us, the star of "Backdoor Teen Mom" reached out to the men's magazine following her sex tape release about appearing fully nude in an upcoming issue ... one of her lifelong dreams.

But the mag said no way, ho-se.

That didn't stop Farrah from trying one more time though -- we're told she reached out again last month ... and the magazine shot back with a SECOND NO, saying they just didn't have enough room for her.

Makes sense ... her new boobs are pretty damn big.

Hayden Panettiere felt up a statue in Italy this week -- but not just ANY statue -- those boobs belong to JULIET (of Romeo & Juliet) ... and apparently molesting the sculpture is good luck!

It all went down in Verona ... when Hayden and her BF Wladimir Klitschko toured the home where it is believed Juliet lived back in the day ... before she, you know, went all O.J. on herself (allegedly).

During the visit, the couple encountered the famous Juliet statue ... so, naturally, Hayden copped herself a feel. But not because she's a perv -- local legend has it that anyone who rubs J's right breast will be blessed with good fortune.