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Katie Cormier from Ocean City -- who was targeted by police in a Bieber-boozing mix-up last year -- tells TMZ, "I plan on keeping the same image that I've rocked for the past few years ... Sorry Bieber, I was here before you on the hair style!"

But the best part ... no more cases of mistaken identity -- she adds, "It'll be nice to not hear the tourists refer to me as Bieber."

According to the designer, the "plexiglass vessel" was a collaboration between Gaga and Chalayan based on a piece of work Chalayan did for a movie back in 2003.

The vessel took over a month to construct, but only about two seconds for everyone to go, "What the hell is that?!?!?"

It all went down at the Dubai Desert Classic -- and after the incident, golf officials announced Woods would be fined for breaching the tour code of conduct.

So far, no word on how much cash Tiger will have to cough up for the spit shot.

Sources at the Bulldog coffee shop tell us the rapper purchased some "merchandise" on his visit -- but they refused to be more specific.

The joke condoms aren't affiliated with the royal family -- but that doesn't make the website's description any less hilarious ... "Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure."

But don't sheath your sword just yet -- there's a disclaimer at the bottom of the site that reads, "Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."

Octomom dropped another sexual bombshell yesterday -- when La Habra's most famous celebrity revealed she hasn't knocked OctoBoots in more than a decade ... despite some lucrative offers.

As for the baby-whipping fetish flick ... Nadya Suleman tells us she was "grossed out" when she first saw the footage ... and insists the whole thing was supposed to be a "spoof" of her porno propositioners.

The rapper, who was just released from a court-ordered stint in a mental facility, rolled over to a tat parlor in Atlanta yesterday ... where he asked the artist to ink an ice cream cone on his face.

Earlier this month, Gucci told the judge that he was in no state to "intelligently participate" in his probation revocation hearing ... after filing a "Special Plea of Mental Incompetency."

TMZ spoke with Damon Lindelof -- who tells us, "“I was tempted to buy a lotto ticket when I heard about the huge jackpot, but I never would've played the LOST numbers as the show clearly stated they were cursed and I'm a nervous enough flier as it is.”

As we previously reported -- several of the numbers from the show synced up with the winning numbers from last night's Mega Millions lottery ... and the Lost-aholics who played 4,8,15,16,23 and 42 may have walked away with $150.

It all went down at Mansion nightclub in Miami this weekend -- Nicki was supposed to lead the count down to midnight, but she got held up ... and clearly wasn't going to make it to the mic in time.

We're told the super-slick DJ preempted the disaster by setting the countdown clock back 6 minutes -- giving Nicki just enough time to get settled ... and bid an official farewell to 2k10 like a motherflippin' monster.

According to our spies on set ... Miley has been passing the time between takes on the set of "So Undercover" by constantly singing "Whip My Hair" ... and even busting out the dance moves.

Side effects of excessive hair whipping include sore neck, dementia ... and loss of friends.

Dodson went on "Lopez Tonight" yesterday with comedian Kelly Pryce to debut their new anti-Kris Kringle anthem, "Chimney Intruder" ... which includes the lyric, "Come through my chimney, I'll show you a nutcracker!"

Diddy told Jimmy Kimmel last night, "At a Diddy party, if something ain't broke ... you gotta get back in the tub."

In the video, Miley is cackling about how much the mystery man looks like her ex, Liam Hemsworth (middle). Sources at the party tell TMZ the guy was actually Grey Damon (right), who plays newcomer Hastings Ruckle in the latest season of "FNL."

A source close to Damon tells us it was indeed him -- but all he did was walk in the room, heard Miley yell, turned around and walked out. We're told he had never met Miley before.