Colin Kaepernick I'M NO AARON RODGERS QB Makes Bet, Promises to Keep It

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SF 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick just made a BET with Seattle Seahawks QB Russell Wilson -- whoever loses when they face off this weekend has to shave an eyebrow.

The wager was captured on video in a commercial for EA Sports -- they even shook hands -- and Colin warned Wilson, "Hope you don't like your eyebrow."

It'll be interesting to see if the losing QB actually lives up to the bet ... unlike Green Bay Packers QB/chicken enthusiast Aaron Rodgers ... who still hasn't paid up after losing a bet to Boyz II Men last season.

Just a warning to Colin and Russell -- don't let your mouths write checks your eyebrows can't cash ... you'll never live it down.

Right Aaron?

Barbara Walters to Michael Buble: I'd Love to See Your Penis!

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Just because she's 83 doesn't mean Barbara Walters doesn't enjoy a good penis every now and then -- and yesterday, she made it clear ... she'd really like to see what Michael Buble's packin'.

Buble appeared on "The View" -- sporting a pair of jeans that featured a padlock on the zipper -- and the ladies WENT WILD for it.

When asked why he rocked the lock, Buble joked, "It's obvious none of you have ever dated an Argentinian."

That's when Barbara jumped in ... "I WANT THE KEY!"

Babs ... you minx.

Lamar Odom Group Therapy At Apt Building with Fans

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Lamar Odom is getting a ton of support from fans in downtown L.A. ... where he kept up his strange nocturnal movements Monday night.

We spotted Lamar in his black track suit just after 10 PM in the the lobby of the apartment building where he's now living -- and he was posing for photos with several fans.

Lamar posed for photos with at least 3 fans -- including a middle-aged woman and her family -- before making an exit through the building's parking garage.

Lamar's been seen multiple times in the last few days wandering near the building late at night -- and sure isn't, outwardly anyway, acting like a guy in the grips of a serious crack addiction.

Not to mention being right on the verge of destroying his NBA career, and his marriage to Khloe Kardashian.

Smile and the whole world smiles with you?

'MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL' Texans vs. Chargers (Mascots) Who'd Win in A Fight?

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Here is horned Houston Texans' mascot "Toro" raging on the field (left) -- and the electrifying San Diego Chargers mascot "Bolt" shocking the crowd (right).

The two squads are set to do battle on "Monday Night Football" in just a few hours -- but the real question ...

Lamar Odom Wandering the Streets at Night

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A nocturnal Lamar Odom wandered the streets of Downtown L.A. just after midnight Monday ... returning home at 6:30 AM.

According to the photo agency that took the pictures, Odom hit up Wokano sushi restaurant shortly after midnight. He stayed for only 5 minutes, according to the agency, and then meandered to a convenience store where he picked up a banana.

Odom returned to his downtown apartment building -- located about 1 mile from Skid Row -- then reemerged at 3:15AM, when he jumped into someone's car.

Odom returned again after 6AM ... presumably for some sleep.

DMXXX Rapper Gets Naked Runs Laps On Hotel Floor

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Stop. Drop. Your pants. TMZ has obtained footage of DMX at a Detroit hotel last weekend ... RUNNING NAKED LAPS AROUND THE HALLWAY ... just because he felt like it.

The footage begins with DMX walking around a hotel hallway in just his boxer shorts, socks and house arrest ankle bracelet ... while a hotel employee removes room service from one of the rooms on the floor.

All of the sudden, X ducks behind a corner with a mischievous grin on his face -- drops his shorts -- and launches into a full ass naked, dong-out sprint.

Eventually, X returns to the starting line and grabs his drawers ... and then casually walks back toward his room as if nothing ever happened. It's pretty hilarious.

We reached out to X ... who said he just "felt like" doing a nudie run that day ... adding, "Imnotashamedofanythingigot" (read: "I'm not ashamed of anything I got.").

Hey, at least he wasn't arrested for anything that day ...

Louis Tomlinson One Direction Singer PUKES After Soccer Collision

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I think it went blech, blech, blech ... I think it went grrble, grrble, grrble ...

So, it wasn't exactly the Best Puke Ever ... but Louis Tomlinson from One Direction yacked his face off during a charity soccer match in Europe this weekend ... and it was all caught on tape.

The boy bander had just passed the ball off to a teammate, when Gabriel Agbonlahor -- a really good pro soccer player -- came flying in and knocked Louis on his ass.

Louis rolled around in pain clutching his leg (like soccer players do) ... but eventually got up and made his way to the sidelines.

But as soon as he got off the field, Tomlinson upchucked ... spewing all over the sidelines.

Gabriel said he would apologize to Tomlinson -- but it didn't stop those crazy 1D fans from tweeting death threats to the footballer. Unclear if Gabe is taking any of the threats seriously.

'Twilight' Actor Finishes Booze Classes Lesson 1: Don't Whip Out Your Dong in Airports

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"Twilight" actor Bronson Pelletier has officially learned his lesson after drunkenly whipping out his junk and peeing in the middle of LAX -- finally completing his court-ordered alcohol ed classes ... TMZ has learned.

As we reported, Pelletier was sentenced to 44 classes following his public intoxication arrest for the pee incident in December 2012 (aka one of the greatest videos ever).

The classes -- designed to teach him the error of his drunk asshat ways -- were part of a plea deal Pelletier struck with prosecutors in exchange for no jail time.

And now it's all behind him! Except for the video. That will live on forever.

Lady Gaga Just Mask

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Lady Gaga did her best Rorschach yesterday while strolling around NYC for Fashion Week in some weird face mask.

The 27-year old singer hit the streets of Greenwich Village Saturday in what looked like chic hospital scrubs, the mask and freakishly tall high heels.

It's unclear who she's holding hands with in the pic ... but he clearly has no shame walking around with someone wearing that.

Dr. Phil $65,000 Fountain of Youth A Giant Pressurized Egg

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Suck it, Lady Gaga -- TMZ has learned, 63-year-old Dr. Phil has his OWN giant mysterious egg-shaped pod thing ... except Phil's isn't some publicity stunt ... it's a $65,000 piece of technology that could help reverse the aging process.

It's called a CVAC, which stands for Cyclic Variations in Adaptive Conditioning, and there are only 16 in the world, used by all kinds of rich people and famous athletes.

According to CVAC, the chamber uses a computer-controlled valve and a vacuum pump to simulate high altitude and compress the muscles at rhythmic intervals, which purportedly improves circulation, boosts oxygen-rich blood cells, and even stimulates biogenesis and stem cell production. Translation: it could be the fountain of youth.

And we've learned Dr. Phil has one IN HIS HOUSE. We're told Phil purchased the contraption because he's very active and it helps with his shoulder and knee problems.

Not bad for $65,000 -- and with a reported net worth of $240 million, Dr. Phil can afford it.

Dennis Rodman I'm Back From North Korea ... Empty Handed

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Apparently Dennis Rodman didn't have enough good/il will with Kim Jong Un to get captured American missionary Kenneth Bae out of North Korea.

As Rodman bid farewell at Beijing's international airport Saturday morning, he confessed he didnt even raise the issue with the crazy prez because, "That's not my job to ask."

The Worm added, "Ask Obama about that. Ask Hillary Clinton, I don't give a sh*t."

For what it's worth -- Rodman said before his trip that he wasn't going to orchestrate a release for Bae.

Nevertheless, it won't enhance his prospect to become the next secretary of state.

Jiu Jitsu Master PROTECT ME ... From 5'3" Woman

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Jui Jitsu master Rodrigo Gracie -- a member of the legendary Gracie MMA fighting family -- is begging the court for protection against an allegedly drunk and violent enemy ... TMZ has learned.

In one corner ... 6'0", 185-pound Gracie -- a 5th degree black belt and 4-time Pride fighting winner.

In the other corner ... 5'3", 135-pound woman named Tiffany -- who lives in an apartment above Gracie's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu studio in Torrance, CA.

Rodrigo filed a request for a restraining order against Tiffany last month, claiming she's been terrorizing his training center:

"[Tiffany has been] cursing, yelling, hitting my door, hitting the glass ... knocked a hole in my door ... comes drunk every time."

The judge sided with Rodrigo ... at least for now ... granting a temporary restraining order against Tiffany, requiring her to stop pestering Rodrigo and his studio.

The case is due back in court later this month -- when Rodrigo will likely ask the court for more permanent protection from his allegedly pain-in-the-ass neighbor.

Attempts to reach Tiffany were unsuccessful.

Ashley Tisdale GET OUT OF DAVID CARUSO'S CAR!!!

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Ashley Tisdale is no David Caruso ... which is exactly why she was KICKED OUT of his SUV at LAX yesterday!!!!

The video is pretty good ... Ashley and her entourage arrived to LAX and got into the first black SUV they saw, thinking it was waiting there for them.

Problem is ... there was another actor being picked up from the airport ... a magnificent ginger who starred in such TV classics as "CSI: Miami" and "NYPD Blue" ... DAVID CARUSO!!

They got the boot ... eventually found their car (a smaller black towncar) ... and cleared the way for Caruso to be driven home in the manner he deserves.

YOU DON'T MESS WITH HORATIO'S RIDE!!

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Sofia Vergara I FELL TOO! Actress Eats It In Bev Hills

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First Carrie Underwood ... now this -- Sofia Vergara ALSO fell down hard yesterday ... landing squarely on her ass during a lunch run in Beverly Hills.

Sofia was entering the back of a restaurant when she slipped, tripped and crumbled ... right in front of someone with a camera.

Don't worry ... Sofia appeared to be OK and went shopping after the fall.

Now, here's a picture of Sofia in happier times ...

Swimmer Diana Nyad The Obamas Are MY HOMIES NOW!

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American swimming legend Diana Nyad finally returned home to L.A. last night after her historic Cuba to Florida swim ... and told TMZ she got some new "homies" after the feat ... Barack and Michelle Obama.

The 64-year-old ultra-athlete received a hero's welcome when she arrived at LAX (balloons, kazoos, posters) ... and of course, we needed to know one thing -- how much did she pee out there??

Nyad's answer --well, let's just say she may have raised the water table in the Atlantic.

Diana also told us about how she stayed safe from possible shark attacks. Interesting stuff.

Bottom line -- Diana's a friggin' STUD.

Congrats!!!

Justin Bieber What's Bong With This Picture?

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Justin Bieber may -- or may not -- have pulled a major stoner faux pas in Calabasas yesterday ... 'cause someone inside the singer's van dumped BONG WATER on the side of the road.

MAJOR STONER NO NO!!!!!

It's unclear WHOSE HAND is attached to the bong ... but we do know it's Bieber's ride. He's been toolin' around L.A. in the pimped out Mercedes party van all week long.

Here's what we know ... the bong dumper is definitely NOT Lil Za or Lil Twist ... 'cause, well ... the hand is white. Duh.

We're also told the van was en route to Jim Henson Studios ... and later that day, JB snapped a photo of himself inside a record studio.

Still, since there are no shots of the bong dumper's face ... it's impossible to tell if the perp is Bieber ... or one of Bieber's white friends.

Actually, does Bieber even have white friends anymore? Hmmmmm ...