Mickey Rourke I'm Gonna Bash Lenny Dykstra's Face Up ... ON SIGHT

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Mickey Rourke says he's done messing around -- and vows to bash Lenny Dykstra's face in the next time he seem him ... and he's DEAD. SERIOUS.

Remember, Rourke initially called Dykstra out after the ex-MLB star went on Howard Stern and claimed Mickey owes him $30k from back in the day ... insinuating it was drug related.

Dykstra fired back -- saying Mickey's face was an insult to the facelift industry.

Now, Rourke has apparently had enough -- and in one of the most rage-filled, angry rants we've ever seen ... the actor swears on everything he loves that he will "knock all his f***ing teeth out again."

Dykstra ... don't say we didn't warn ya ...

Drake Blows Up Meek with 'Back to Back' in Philly!

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Drake walked right into Meek Mill's house and took a big ole metaphorical dump on his living room floor by not only performing "Back to Back" ... but adding a new, personal shot.

Drake performed Sunday night in Philly -- Meek's hometown -- and refused to take his foot off Meek's throat. Seriously, we thought at this point this beef was well done ... but Drizzy went HAM.

Check out his message to Meek at the end of the diss anthem -- he made sure the crowd knew it wasn't about Philly, in general ... and only about Nicki's BF.

Everyone shoulda seen this coming after Drake's Saturday night gig in D.C. ... where he flat out called his nemesis a p****.

Who's not letting it go now?

Whitney Cummings to Neighbor You Killed My Trees But You Can't Stump the Cops

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Whitney Cummings is livid at a neighbor who she claims went all Paul Bunyan in her backyard, and now cops are investigating.

We're told Whitney walked in her backyard this week and was horrified to see a tree massacre, courtesy of her neighbor's gardener.

Seems the neighbor was frustrated that Whitney's wall of bark was blocking his view, and she says he ordered the landscaper to do a hatchet job on her property ... cutting the trees down to stumps.

Whitney called the cops, who came out and took a felony vandalism report ... she claims the damages total around $36k.

Sources tells us the neighbor offered to pay Whitney something, but it's unclear how much.

We spoke with the neighbor, who had no comment. We also reached out to Whitney, but so far no word back.

'Rica Famosa Latina' Brawl Real Blood and Broken Glass ... Take THAT 'Housewives'

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Two of the 'Rica Famosa Latina' stars turned a scripted fight into a very real, very gangsta showdown that landed one of 'em in the hospital with a bloodied face.

Cast members Sandra and Victoria were taping a scene at a fashion event in Culver City when the brawl started. According to the police report, producers had planned (yes, that's how reality shows really work) to shoot the women arguing over a dress.

We're told Victoria was supposed to throw a glass of wine on a mannequin, and then Sandra would throw a glass of wine back at Victoria.

But Sandra went off script, according to cops ... attacking Victoria by smashing the wine glass over her head and then cutting her with the jagged, broken end. Victoria was rushed to a hospital with cuts on her head and chest.

Despite the injuries, law enforcement sources tell us neither women will be charged. They're chalking it up to mutual combat for a TV show. BTW ... way better combat than the 'Real Housewives' typically offer.

¡Esto es showbiz, chica!

Corey Feldman Contacts Corey Haim's Ghost ... Haim's Mom On Warpath

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Corey Haim's mother is pissed off at Corey Feldman for claiming he talked to her dead son through a psychic because she says Feldman's the last guy on Earth Haim would want to hit up.

Feldman filmed an episode of "Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry" and a promo shows him tearing up when Henry allegedly contacts his late BFF, who died in 2010.

But Judy Haim says Feldman's crying act was just that -- bogus tears, shed only for a paycheck.

Judy says her son had distanced himself from Feldman while trying to sober up in the years before his death. She thinks Feldman continues to play up the friendship because he's desperate to be relevant.

She says she's repeatedly asked Feldman to stop talking about her son and let him rest in peace. Obviously, no dice.

'LHHH' Star Moniece Slaughter I Give Ray J's Marriage 2 Years Tops!

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So much for true love -- just days after Ray J and Princess Love tied the knot, their 'LHHH' co-star, Moniece Slaughter, is ready to bury their marriage ... and she's got the first shovel full of dirt.

This could be a classic case of sour grapes -- after all, Moniece didn't get an invite to the wedding -- but on her way out of seeing a movie with Milan Christopher ... she claimed Ray's got no shot at being a one woman man.

A little background on this beef ... Moniece hooked up with Ray J before Princess was in the picture, but the fling still caused drama, and the two have been sending shots at each other since.

We'll give Moniece credit for saying ONE nice thing about the couple. Just one.

Amber Heard My $7 Mil Settlement Is Fighting Violence Against Women

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Amber Heard is giving ALL of her Johnny Depp divorce settlement money to 2 charities.

Amber confirmed what TMZ first reported ... the settlement amount is $7 million, and she tells us, "The donation will be divided equally between the ACLU, with a particular focus to stop violence against women, and the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles, where I have worked as a volunteer for the past 10 years."

Amber's also reiterating what she and Johnny said in their joint statement -- that the divorce wasn't about financial gain. She says, "Money played no role for me personally and never has, except to the extent that I could donate it to charity and, in doing so, hopefully help those less able to defend themselves."

Amber says she forfeited all residuals Johnny earned from movie deals he made during their 15-month marriage ... which she'd be entitled to because there was no prenup.

A rep for Children's Hospital thanked Heard and said, "her generosity will support the lifesaving treatments and cures that CHLA provides for critically ill children each year."

Amber added, "Hopefully this experience results in a positive change in the lives of people who need it the most."

Ed Hartwell I'm Not Trying To Kill Keshia's Baby ... And Those Are My Guns!!

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Ed Hartwell denies Keshia Knight Pulliam's claims he's trying to kill their unborn kid ... and says she's the one who was mentally and emotionally abusive during their relationship.

In new docs, obtained by TMZ, Ed says Keshia should be "ashamed" for saying he wants their baby dead, and thinks she's going over the top to make him look bad. He says Keshia's claims of his "deep-seated rage and uncontrollable anger" actually apply more to her.

TMZ broke the story ... last week Keshia said Ed was being abusive in an effort to kill their baby. She also said he was unstable and should be stripped of his guns. However, Ed says he's got no issues upstairs, and is more than capable of safely owning weapons.

In the docs, Ed adds he's 100% down for a paternity test ... but wants to wait until Keshia gives birth because it's healthier for the baby.

Nick Diaz: Conor McGregor Hit a Kid ... In Water Bottle Tantrum

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Nick Diaz says Conor McGregor HIT A KID in his water bottle throwing rampage at the UFC 202 press conference ... and even got an exclusive interview with the alleged victim.

Nick was standing right next to his brother when Conor launched the water attack -- and after the incident, he grabbed the pint-sized alleged victim for a video testimony.

"Aw, that's f***ed up," Diaz said.

"Bro, why you hitting kids with bottles??"

So far, no word back from Conor.

Conor McGregor Fires Water Bottles at Nate Diaz ... Threatens 'Crackhead Eses'

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Pandemonium at the UFC 202 presser ... with Conor McGregor grabbing water bottles and THROWING THEM at Nate Diaz ... while calling Nate's crew a bunch of "crackhead eses."

It all went down in Vegas moments ago ... Conor arrived to the event 30 minutes late.

When he finally got there, Nate stormed off the panel ... setting McGregor off.

McGregor unleashed a bunch of f-bomb laden insults -- while grabbing any projectile he could find and throwing it at Nate and his crew.

Dana White warned Conor to stop throwing stuff and then canceled the rest of the event.

"See you Saturday."

Shemar Moore My Message Wasn't for Gibson ... But Other 'Criminal' Star a Possibility

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Most people thought Shemar Moore's cryptic words on karma were all about his ex co-star -- and nemesis -- Thomas Gibson, but Shemar's hinting it WAS aimed at a different "Criminal Minds" actor.

Shemar was out in L.A. when a photog asked if he was reacting to Thomas getting fired from "Criminal Minds" ... since they famously had beef on set. Check out the clip ... Shemar says people got it twisted -- denying he was throwing shade at Gibson.

The other prime suspect is Keith Tisdell -- a former friend and co-star who was recently convicted for stealing $60k from Shemar's charity. He definitely did NOT deny it was Tisdell.

As for his current feelings about Gibson? Shemar was polite, for sure, but still seems kinda icy.

Karma, bro.

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UFC's Dominick Cruz Blasts Cody Garbrandt You're a Smaller CM Punk!

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UFC bantamweight champ Dominick Cruz fired back at Cody "No Love" Garbrandt -- calling him "the CM Punk of the 135 pound division."

Garbrandt has been talking all sorts of smack lately -- and even went after Cruz's back tattoo ... saying the tribal look is lame and outdated.

So, Cruz joined the guys on the "TMZ Sports" TV show (weeknights on FS1) -- and promised Garbrandt that his mouth is writing checks his ass can't cash.

We tried to get Cruz to give Garbrandt props for dating Paige VanZant in the past -- but he simply responded, "I don't know what she was thinking."

Funny stuff.

Justin Bieber Too Bad, Selena ... It IS Too Late to Say Sorry

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Justin Bieber won't give Selena Gomez the time of day, or a chance to formally apologize for publicly bashing his current relationship and insinuating he cheated during theirs.

JB sources tell TMZ ... Selena's been trying to contact Justin since the social media war went nuclear Monday night -- but Justin's not responding. We're told he feels like his ex won't let go, and she's constantly looking for ways to insert herself in his biz.

Bieber's particularly amused Selena ripped him for threatening to quit Instagram, because she did the same exact thing earlier this year. We're told he thinks it's pretty two-faced and, right now at least, he's "very over her" ... even though she sort-of apologized on her Snapchat, admitting what she said was "selfish and pointless."

As for Justin's purported shots back at Selena -- accusing her of cheating with Zayn Malik -- we're told they're all bogus ... fake comments posted by trolls, not him.

Amber Heard, Johnny Depp Case Settled!!!

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Amber Heard has dismissed her domestic violence restraining order petition against Johnny Depp, because TMZ has learned the case has settled.

Amber and Johnny filed legal docs Tuesday in which Amber withdrew her request for a restraining order. She had alleged Johnny brutalized her on May 21 but now the case is over. She dismissed the case with prejudice, meaning she can never re-file it.

The divorce case, which was tied to the domestic violence petition, is also resolved. As we reported, our sources say Johnny agreed to pay Amber approximately $7 million to walk away ... that includes attorneys' fees ... at a point, $8 million was on the table, so she ended up with a mil less.

As we reported, Johnny's lawyers, Laura Wasser and Blair Berk, along with Amber's lawyers, Pierce O'Donnell and Samantha Spector, crafted a settlement after Amber was grilled Saturday during a deposition.

Amber and Johnny released a joint statement: "Our relationship was intensely passionate and at times volatile, but always bound by love..."

The statement goes on: "Neither party has made false accusations for financial gains." That's an interesting sentence, because it does not say neither party has made false statements.

And it goes on ... "There was never an intent of physical or emotional harm."

And it ends this way ... "Amber wishes the best for Johnny in the future. Amber will be donating financial proceeds from the divorce to a charity." She does not specify what percentage and which charity.

Antonio Cromartie's Wife Unloads On Mother-In-Law ... You're Why He Has 13 Kids!

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Antonio Cromartie's wife says her husband went out and fathered 13 kids because of the lack of love from his own mother.

TMZ Sports broke the story ... Antonio is evicting his mom from the home he bought her in 2007 because she refuses to make the monthly mortgage payments, per the agreement Antonio claims they made.

But Antonio's wife, Terricka Cromartie, says there's a bigger issue -- claiming Antonio's mom simply doesn't like her ... and she's taking it out on Antonio's family.

"You can dislike me his wife as much as you want but look at what you are doing to your child," Terricka wrote in a statement posted to social media.

"This is why my husband prolly fathered so many kids because the lack of love from you."

Terricka says Antonio's mother has the money to pay for the home -- but instead she's stiffing the bank and ruining Antonio's credit in the process.

"Money really is the root of all evil ... My Job is to make sure all our children have a future, all 13 of them."

Billy Bob Thornton Johnny, I Never Banged Amber!!!

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Johnny Depp could have saved the paint -- and the blood --- when he allegedly wrote the words "Billy Bob" with what was left of his finger on a mirror ... because Mr. Thornton says he never hooked up with Amber Heard.

TMZ broke the story ... Amber and her people claim in March, 2015 Johnny accidentally cut his fingertip off in the middle of an argument with Amber ... and did his artful handiwork on the mirror after accusing her of cheating with Billy Bob when they co-starred in the flick, "London Fields," which was set to be released in 2015.

Billy Bob tells us the cheating allegation is ridiculous ... "completely false."

Thornton says he never socialized with Amber off set, other than a cast dinner. Even on the set, he says he didn't hang with her ... he was mostly around members of the crew. He adds he didn't even have a friendship with the actress ... it was all professional, on the set, and that was it.

As for Johnny, even though they were on the same set, Billy Bob says they had no interaction ... did not even speak.

Billy Bob's been married to wife Connie Angland since 2014. He says he's talked to Connie about the story and assured her it was Johnny's fantasy.