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DMX has a perfectly good explanation for missing his latest court date -- he thought it was changed so he could party in Vegas.

An arrest warrant was issued for DMX after he missed a court hearing on Monday to address child support issues with his ex-wife Tashera Simmons and their 4 kids.

A rep for DMX tells us they believed they got the court date changed in advance because they had an event booked. X performed "DMX-Mas" in Las Vegas on Sunday night.

In October, the same NY judge let him out of jail so he could perform and make money for child support. Sources in the court tell us the judge now thinks he was too lenient with the rapper.

We're told X’s attorney is contacting the court to work out the details, and they believe the warrant will be lifted.

Camille Grammer is unloading a bunch of stuff in a garage sale worthy of its own TV show ... and it features some famous 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' souvenirs.

The centerpiece of Friday and Saturday's sales -- a $14,500 Dessin Fournir dining table where one of the greatest 'RHOBH' scenes went down!

If you want chairs to go with the table, they'll cost you $895 each. Camille is dumping some slightly more affordable stuff ... designer handbags, shoes, Persian rugs and kitchenware.

But yeah, most of this gear is not exactly priced to move -- Biedermeier striped armchair, $9,800 ... large mirror, $6,800 ... and an Oris Robertson painting, $16,925.

A portion of the proceeds are going to benefit the Foundation for Women's Cancer.

Kevin Federline better start practicing those magic words -- "Coming to the stage" ... because he's got a new DJ gig at the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen's Club.

We've learned K-Fed's under contract with the famed Vegas strip joint to spin 4-6 times a year, and take home up to $10k per show. Britney Spears' ex has been spending quality time at the club -- DJing from time to time, and also for his fantasy football draft.

It's unclear if the deal gives him unlimited access to the menu. The jalapeño poppers and garden burgers are what really pull customers back to CH3. Kidding ... it's the boobs.

And maybe K-Fed. But mostly boobs.

Nothing says a Jewish boy's becoming a man like a Fetty Wap performance at his Bar Mitzvah, and a wad full of benjis.

The owners of Baron Tequila, a Kosher tequila brand, paid Fetty $50k to rock the house at Illagio in Queens for their son, David. Fetty, who showed up on crutches -- still recovering from his motorcycle wreck -- rocked the house and gave $1,000 in hundred dollar bills to David so he could "make it rain."

This is Fetty's 2nd successful collabo with the tribe ... he and Lil Dicky made a hilarious video called "$ave Dat Money" which has already racked up more than 20 million views.

As for how dope this party was -- there were arcade games, a mechanical bull, and sushi made of candy wrapped in fruit roll-ups!

Check out the video where this 13-year-old boy (now a man) sported a hat bigger than his head in honor of Fetty.

Is there a yarmulke in Fetty's future?

Kylie Jenner's insanely popular lip kit sold out in seconds, but now customers are bitching because they shelled out money, but still don't have shiny lips.

C&S Sales, the company in charge of distribution, has been bombarded with complaints the stuff hasn't arrived ... even though purchasers got confirmation and tracking #s.

We're told some customers think they're getting the wrong kinda lip service -- getting the runaround because the distributor literally can't deliver the $29 kits. They've flooded the company's social media with comments like, "At what point do we report this as fraud?"

Some are taking their beef to the Better Business Bureau. We reached out to C&S, but like the pissed off customers ... haven't heard anything back.

Kris Jenner announced Monday morning the kits have been restocked, and encouraged fans to order quickly -- which doesn't necessarily mean you'll get it quickly.

Floyd Mayweather has done it again ... buying ANOTHER million dollar watch -- and TMZ Sports has the pics.

The boxer has been on a CRAZY spending spree the past few weeks -- but went especially crazy during a trip to Dubai ... picking up one of the most expensive timepieces on the planet.

A rep for Mayweather tells us, "The watch is roughly $1.1 million. This is just one of his big purchases.”

We're told the watch is a Hublot -- covered in expensive diamonds.

We're told Floyd has dropped more than $1.5 million during his 2-day spree at the Dubai Mall -- and, shocker, everyone in the mall LOVES HIM!

By the way, it's the SECOND time Floyd's dropped 7 figures on a watch -- he bought a million dollar diamond covered piece in NY back in 2014.

Ray J and Princess Love's time as puppy parents has been anything but easy ... their pooch almost died a week after they brought it home.

We're told the couple rushed Louie the Chihuahua to a NY animal hospital Thursday morning with a 105 degree fever. Louie had pneumonia and almost didn't make it through the night. Ray J dropped $6k on emergency treatment.

A worker at the pet store says the dog got a clean bill of health from a vet before the sale, and blames the illness on the stress of moving to a new home.

Lucky for Ray J and the dog ... Louie's expected to make a full recovery.

Chad Johnson is proving that a small carbon footprint can still leave a huge impression ... 'cause the Ex-NFL baller just made his tiny Smart Car a big eye catcher ... dropping $25k to pimp the mini ride.

We're told that Johnson wanted his ride to pack a little more punch so he took his 2016 Smart Car down to the Auto Firm in Miami where customizing master Alex Vega went to work on it.

How do you make a Smart Car look swag? How about plastering it with custom satin black paint, throwing some Av30 forge rims on it, plus tossing in an Avorza grill and body kit.

Final price tag $25k.

BTW the Smart Car with all the trimmings, retails for a little over $18K brand new ... so Chad's proving there's no price too big for mother earth.

Mohamed Hadid couldn't care less he now faces criminal charges over his Bel Air mega-mansion ... he views the case like handling a parking ticket.

Sources close to Hadid tell us the famous father of Gigi and Bella is laughing off the 3 misdemeanors, which allege he violated the rules by adding 9,000 unauthorized square feet to the 30,000 square foot Bel Air mansion, and then ignored 10 stop work notices from the City of L.A.

He's not backing down, claiming the city and his neighbors have it all wrong ... what the city considers one house is actually 2 separate mansions, so he has every right to build.

Hadid's neighbors are apoplectic, claiming he's a bully who has no regard for the neighbors and has made their lives hell. He says they're just jealous of his success.

Our source says Mohamed is already working with erosion prevention specialists to make sure there aren't any landslides on the property when El Nino strikes.

Jamie Foxx's Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe is about the same price as a really nice home ... so consider the $20k he just dropped for new paint a renovation.

Jamie brought his Rolls to RD Whittington's Scottsdale Sports Car Group ... the same place Game went to trick out his jeeps -- just to change the hue.

Jamie's had the whip for around 2 years, so Jamie felt it was time for a satin white finish, which we gotta say looks way better with the tan interior.

Part of the $20k went for 24-inch Giovanna Rims, which retail for around $2.5k ... EACH!

Drive defensive, Jamie!

After a long night of partying, most people just crave fast food on the couch. If you're Justin Bieber, you hanker for late night tattoos.

We're told Bieber returned early Thursday to his digs at The Villa Casa Casuarina, formally known as the Versace Mansion, desperate for some fresh ink. Biebs' crew scrambled and rang up Miami tattoo artist Dan Price.

Price tells us Bieber wanted a globe in the middle of angel wings, but ended up going with just the wings.

The tattoo was a 3 hour investment.

The Biebs threw down $50,000 for 2 nights in the 23,000 square foot Villa Casa Casuarina in Miami (formerly the Versace Mansion) for him and his insanely lucky entourage.

The mansion is straight outta fairy tales with a 54-foot swimming pool lined in 24-carat gold. Every bedroom is connected to an Italian marble bathroom. Fret not when you sleep, because your body will melt in Egyptian cotton linens -- probably 24,000 thread count.

Bieb's bedroom suite is the one reserved for Donatella Versace, with a double king size bed -- enough to hold Bieber and, well, a dozen of anybody else he wants in there.

WWJBD just replaced the WWJD bracelet people used to wear. Long live the Biebs.

Celebrity chef and "Chopped" judge Amanda Freitag has an ironic dilemma ... although she's a pro at saving failing diners, her own is about to go belly up.

Freitag revamps struggling diners on Food Network's "American Diner Revival." She's also part owner of the retro NYC eatery, Empire Diner.

According to legal docs obtained by TMZ, Empire Diner is four months behind in rent. The demand is ominous ... cough up $119,070.80 by December 14th or clear the building.

A source at the diner -- famously featured in Woody Allen's "Manhattan" and the opening credits of "SNL" -- tells us the employees just found out about the problem, and they're devastated they may lose jobs right before Christmas.

A rep for Amanda tells us the chef hasn't been involved in day-to-day operations since July, but she still retains an ownership stake.

Kendrick Lamar's found the fountain of youth, and it's been hiding in the K Dot track President Obama declared the year's best ... "How Much a Dollar Cost."

Kendrick told us what he thought of Obama's high praise, and then got philosophical with us about his song. There's a lot here -- should you hand out cash to the homeless? Who are you really helping if you do that?

Our photog, Jake, chopped it up with Kendrick and the answer is ... immortality, possibly. Real talk.

Open your mind and watch ... it's deep.

Geraldo Rivera got screwed out of a $600,000 payday ... this according to a new lawsuit filed by the famed broadcaster.

In 2011, Geraldo hosted a successful news show on WABC radio which is owned by Cumulus Media. Rivera says Cumulus wanted to re-up with the station in 2015, and his agent struck a deal with the company's CEO.

Johnny Weir has another shot at snagging the uber-expensive Faberge egg he lost in his nasty divorce to Victor Voronov ... it's hitting the market again.

Victor's selling the egg at auction ... partly because he thinks he can pocket a small fortune ... in part because TMZ made such a big deal about it.

The egg was estimated to be worth $20k and it brought Johnny to tears when Victor's lawyer threatened to take it from him.

If Johnny wants the egg, he'll have to open wide, because Victor claims it's appreciated to somewhere between $50-$100k.