Party All The Time

Chris Johnson can not do the "Nae Nae" ... and it's sad.

He tried ... but he failed ... and TMZ Sports has the video.

The Tennessee Titans running back (at least for now) hit up Limelight nightclub in Houston Sunday night where the DJ brought the NFL star to the front of the stage to bust out some dance moves for the crowd.

But when the DJ broke out his "Nae Nae" ... CJ couldn't keep up ... and bailed out mid-Nae.

FYI -- The Nae Nae has become a huge phenomenon with athletes -- with Dwight Howard even starring in the official music video.

CJ2K wasn't the only star in the club that night -- Vince Young was there too.

Glen "Big Baby" Davis is adjusting pretty well to life in L.A. ... crushing it on the court -- and also at the nightclubs ... and TMZ Sports has the video proof.

We spotted Davis leaving DBA nightclub last night ... with (at least) THREE hot chicks in tow.

After they got in his waiting SUV, a bunch of other chicks flocked to Glen's ride ... like skeezer moths to a rich and famous flame.

Aside from chick wranglin', Davis also talked basketball -- telling us his L.A. Clipppers are gonna win the NBA championship.

Robin Thicke is either sending mixed messages to estranged wife Paula Patton or he's thrown in the towel on the marriage, because he was out clubbing late Monday night.

Robin was at DBA in Hollywood ... a Hollywood cabaret dance club and interactive gallery space -- don't ask, because we don't get it either. He was celebrating his 37th birthday party with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Thicke left alone, at around 1 AM, accompanied by a driver and bodyguard.

Now here's the thing ... The club is known for its waitresses who walk around showing about as much boob as is legally allowed.

Dave Chappelle, NBA star Glen Davis, and Lil Twist were also there.

Here's who wasn't there -- Paula Patton. It's interesting. Over the weekend, Robin was on stage dedicating love songs to her.

We're told Paula's been keeping tabs on her hubby. Who knows ... maybe it's just how they roll.

Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson is a Crip ... and he ain't afraid to show it -- flashing gang signs with rapper (and fellow Crip) Nipsey Hussle.

Jackson and Nipsey were hanging out after a show in Philadelphia this weekend ... when they posed for a photo -- and DeSean threw a hand signal for Rollin' 40s Crips.

FYI -- Nipsey is a member of the Rollin' 60s Crips.

It ain't the first time Jackson has thrown the sign in public -- in fact, this past football season, he threw up the sign during a game against the Washington Redskins.

1:44 PM PT -- Our bad ... initially, we reported DeSean was at the YG party in L.A. In fact, the YG party was the following night in L.A.

Nipsey was at the YG party. DeSean was not.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit ... the more you eat, the more you ... boot a hangover -- at least that's what Bill Cosby says.

The 76-year-old TV legend was promoting a chili restaurant Thursday in Arlington, Virginia ... and our photog asked for his advice on how to cure a hangover.

Cosby had a quick, enthusiastic answer -- but his opinion is a little biased.

Justin Bieber wants to be the Donald Trump of Double Cups ... the Sultan of Sizzurp ... because he wants to go into business to create his own line of signature styrofoam cups ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to Bieber tell us ... the boring styrofoam cup -- which has been around since the 40s -- has become the container of choice for lean ... and Justin thinks it's a cool money-maker.

Sources tell us, Bieber has a special affinity for styrofoam because he loves to doodle on them, and that will be the inspiration for the line of cups with the JB logo.

By the way ... Bieber isn't the first person to jump on the styrofoam train. Rick Ross and Soulja Boy both have lines of cups with their monikers.

Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne spiced things up last night ... making a hot man sandwich by twerking and grinding all over a dude in London.

M-Rod and Cara hit up Chinawhite nightclub after Beyonce's concert, and took over the dance floor with two of Bey's male dancers -- but the highlight was a menage a trois.

Because sometimes life is awesome ... the ladies ended up straddling one of the guys, and let's just say ... his legs are now very familiar with their crotches.

She's 116 years old today -- and she still looks better than half of Hollywood.

Misao Okawa -- recognized by the Guinness World Records as the world's oldest woman -- celebrated her record-breaking birthday today at a nursing home in Osaka, Japan.

She officially became the world's oldest person back in 2013 -- you know, after the last one died.

Sean Kingston might be used to getting freebies -- but TMZ has learned, he had to answer to cops in the Dominican Republic this weekend after allegedly skipping out on an $8K bar tab.

The singer was with friends Saturday at a place called Euphoria -- and sources at the club tell us, there was a miscommunication between Sean and the managers. We're told the managers promised to "take care of" Sean and Sean thought that meant comping his drinks -- not so.

We're told Sean had a great time -- drinking, smoking hookah -- and ran up a bill of $8,771 ... before leaving the club without paying a dime.

According to sources, the club quickly called Dominican police -- who eventually tracked Sean down on Sunday ... insisting he had to pay the bill, or he wouldn't be able to leave the country.

Wearing a fancy shirt unbuttoned to his belly, Joe Simpson thanked his lucky stars and stripes at a party in Beverly Hills Tuesday night -- getting handsy with a man dressed as the American Flag, sitting on his lap.

Crack-smoking enthusiast and Toronto mayor Rob Ford actually believes he stands a chance at re-election this fall -- in fact, he claims he's given up his partying ways ONCE AND FOR ALL ... to focus on politics.

Shortly before his train wreck "Jimmy Kimmel" interview Monday, Ford spoke to fans outside his Hollywood hotel -- saying his party days are done.

Tyga's $2 million luxury car made him the Pied Piper of thirsty chicks outside a nightclub last night ... and the video is awesome!

Tyga couldn't resist bragging about his customized Maybach 62 S Landaulet outside DBA nightclub in West Hollywood -- yelling, "$2 million car n***a!"

He added a jab at Birdman too ... for only dropping $1.5 mil on a similar ride.

But money aside ... the best part of the clip is watching the crowd of hot babes following Tyga and his Maybach out of the parking lot -- one of 'em desperately trying to give him her number.

Stephen Hawking took a break from being smarter than everyone else this weekend ... to hang out at a BACHELOR PARTY ... and dude even posed for a picture!

The Hawk was out in Cambridge on Saturday night ... when he was approached by a bunch of guys wearing superhero costumes (apparently, they're all dressed like something called "Bananaman).

Hawking, always the good sport, posed for a pic with the gang.

The most shocking part ... Hawking, who reportedly LOOOVES strip clubs (seriously), went back home after the pic ... and didn't accompany the guys on the rest of their debaucherous journey.

It's better than Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster -- it's Justin Bieber holding one of his fabled STYROFOAM cups on his way into an ATL nightclub ... a clear sign of lean ... and it's all on video.

TMZ has obtained security footage at Tongue & Groove -- showing Bieber entering the club Monday evening holding a tall, white styrofoam cup ... the telltale container for lean ... aka sizzurp.

It's the first time Bieber's been seen holding one of these cups -- and our sources say he had the cojones to continue partying with it inside.

As we reported, Bieber's drug use -- specifically lean and weed -- has spiraled out of control in Atlanta ... in fact, one source said he was constantly high ... drinking more lean, smoking more weed than ever.

We're told the singer has ordered his goons to make sure NO ONE sees him carrying the white cup ... which has resulted in multiple fights with photogs.

Justin Bieber dropped tens of thousands of dollars to celebrate his 20th birthday with family and friends at a secluded beach resort in the Bahamas ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to Bieber tell us Justin checked into The Cove -- a 5-star all-inclusive Caribbean resort on the island of Eleuthera -- with his mom, dad, siblings and several close friends, including Khalil and Lil Za.

We're told ... each villa goes for $4,275 a night and they're equipped with private butlers, private pools, and full kitchens -- and Bieber rented several.

Biebs and his crew flew to the Bahamas Friday ... then sailed to The Cove on a private yacht. We're told he celebrated his birthday Saturday on the boat. On Sunday, they had a picnic on the beach.

Back at his crib in Atlanta, fans celebrated his birthday, too ... decorating the gate outside his rented home with balloons, posters and personal messages.

Sure, George Lopez got bombed and wound up passed out on the floor of a casino -- cause, y'know ... not too many other options when you suck down several dozen shots.

Liquor. It's complicated.