Jared Leto Licensed to Blue Steel

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Looking like a member of the Volturi coven from "Twilight," Jared Leto struck his best hipster "Zoolander" pose at the DMV in Santa Monica on Thursday.

Who knew the DMV was so emo?

The Charlie Sheen Driving Game

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Charlie Sheen had fun in Las Vegas ... but it's time for him to get back to Los Angeles!

Lindsay Lohan -- Don't Let the Garage Door Hit Ya ...

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Lindsay Lohan was gifted a sweet Range Rover by a local car dealership recently -- but this weekend she treated it like a rental ... when she let her garage door smack down on the roof.

Given Lindsay's driving history, it remains a mystery why anyone who lend her a car.

'Jersey Shore' Cast Gym, Tan ... Brand New Car!

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The only thing remotely new (besides that chick Deena) on last night's third season premiere of the "Jersey Shore" ... every cast member showed up to the beach house in an expensive new ride.

While Jwoww, Snooki and Ronnie (who drove up with a very sour Sammi) fist pumped their fame into new BMWs, Vinny cruised up in a sleek Mercedes, Pauly D gelled well with his Cadillac and The Situation flashed his jacked up Range Rover.

Drunken partying, bar fights and fake tans definitely have their perks.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Underground Star

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Oscar winner Catherine Zeta-Jones kept it real and took on the most unlikely role of her life in NYC this morning ... subway commuter.

The 41-year-old bundled up and took her adorable daughter to school via underground public transportation.

CZJ was in "Traffic," but she doesn't deal with it.

Nicole Richie Officially a Free Woman!!!

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Nicole Richie's probation was terminated this morning -- months before it was scheduled to end ... TMZ has learned.

Nicole was on probation for a DUI in 2006, where she was driving the wrong way on an L.A. freeway.

Nicole's lawyer, the effervescent Shawn Chapman Holley, went to court this AM -- in the rain no less -- and presented the judge with proof Nicole had completed all the terms of probation, including a glowing report from the alcohol ed program in which she's been enrolled for the last 18 months.

Probation was scheduled to end in February, but since all the terms have been satisfied, the judge agreed to terminate it early.

So Mrs. Madden starts the New Year as a married but free woman.

Snoop Dogg's Famous Yellow Ride Im-Pounded

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'Twas the night before Christmas ...
and a stone's throw from Hyde ...
when the L.A.P.D. ...
impounded Snoop's awesome ride.

Sadly, TMZ has learned, Snoop Dogg's legendary yellow, 1967 Pontiac was taken into police custody last night, after one of Snoop's homies dared to drive it on a suspended license.

Cops first took notice when they saw the muscle car on the street at around 8 PM without headlights.

Snoop wasn't present -- but he still has to pay the piper, to the tune of at least $261 to liberate the whip.

... and to all a good night.

Keyshia Cole's Car Imprisoned After DUI

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Keyshia Cole needs to think twice about letting other people drive her car -- because her nephew was recently popped for DUI while cruisin' in the singer's Mercedes ... and now it's sitting in an impound lot.

TMZ spoke to police in Broadview Heights, Ohio ... who confirm Keyshia's nephew was arrested on December 2 in KC's Mercedes SUV. We're told during the arrest -- the suspect told cops, "I'm Keyshia Cole's nephew" .... but the cops weren't impressed and arrested him anyway.

Keyshia's car was immediately impounded and taken to a nearby lot -- where it remains under a foot of snow because she still hasn't picked it up.

Sources connected to the car tell us ... it's gonna take at least $700 -- plus court fees -- before Keyshia can free her whip.

Calls to Keyshia's reps were not immediately returned.

'Real Housewives' Star -- Submerged in Cement

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"Real Housewives of Atlanta's" super-flamboyant stylist Dwight Eubanks got himself in a sticky mess on Wednesday -- after dude drove his Mercedes into a ton of wet cement.

Dwight tells TMZ, he was driving to his salon The Purple Door in ATL and accidentally plowed straight into a pool of wet cement outside the parking lot -- claiming he saw the red cones and construction workers ... but presumed the wet cement was covered by a metal grate.

Big mistake -- because dude had to call a tow truck ... which took 45 minutes to arrive while the concrete was rapidly drying.

Thankfully, the tow truck was able to extract the vehicle -- but Dwight still had to fork over $209 dollars at a 3-hour long car wash to get the thing cleaned. Smooth move.

Justin Bieber and Sean Kingston Miami Heat

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Imagine glancing out your driver's side window and spotting Justin Bieber and Sean Kingston chilling right next to you in a sick black Porsche. Or you can just look at this photo.

Biebs and SK were spotted driving down I-95 in Miami yesterday -- the duo is set to play the American Airlines Arena there tonight.

Wonder how they'll get to the show?

Mayweather Freed! Rollin' in Rolls-Royce

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Floyd Mayweather was just sprung from the pokey in Las Vegas -- and made his getaway in style.

As we first reported, Floyd was arrested last night at a Vegas casino ... for allegedly poking a security guard in the face last month during a parking dispute in Las Vegas.

Floyd left the PD without posting bail -- on his own recognizance -- in a Rolls-Royce.

That how he rolls.

Michael Vick Ponies Up Porsche for Fiancée's Bday

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Michael Vick is definitely spending cash like a starting QB -- because the dude just handed over a fully loaded Porsche to his fiancée at her birthday bash in Philadelphia ... TMZ has learned.

Sources inside the party tell us Vick's fiancée, Kijafa Frink, celebrated her birthday with a private event at a Philly nightclub ... where guests feasted on filet mignon sliders, imported crab balls, and designer chicken wings (yeah, we don't get it either).

But here's the kicker -- when it was time to open gifts Vick whipped out a brand new Porsche Panamera! Yeah, he dropped $90k on a birthday gift. Baller.

We're told Vick's Philadelphia Eagles teammates LeSean McCoy and DeSean Jackson were also at the party -- but we're guessing he didn't toss the Porsche keys to 'em the way he tosses the rock.

Tito Ortiz Completely Tanks Over Gas Problem

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Tito Ortiz found himself stranded on the side of the road in O.C. last weekend ... after his Maserati ran out of gas -- but lucky for him, the UFC bad boy was able to score some help from the locals.

It all went down Sunday afternoon -- we're told a passerby recognized Tito ... and was able to come up with a portable fuel tank to help the famous fighter bring gas back to his car half-a-mile away.

According to our source, Tito rewarded the local handsomely ... with a solid handshake. Thanks?

Ozzy Osbourne Rear-Ender in Fender-Bender

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Ozzy Osbourne put his sick-ass Ferrari in mortal danger yesterday -- TMZ has learned the Prince of Darkness rear-ended another car in L.A. ... and then looked confused about it.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, it all went down yesterday morning -- Ozzy's Ferrari hit a Mercedes from behind right before entering an L.A. highway.

We're told both parties waited for police to arrive and then traded information -- departing without incident. There were no injuries and damage was minor.

The rock star's rep didn't immediately comment. As for the confused expression -- well ... it's Ozzy.

Jake Gyllenhaal -- Driving Miss Swift

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Jake Gyllenhaal went cruising with rumored girlfriend Taylor Swift in L.A. on Thursday.

The 29-year-old is definitely the one in the driver's seat in this relationship.

MJ's Neverland Ride Knows the Way to San Jose

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Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch "Balloon Samba" ride has turned up in San Jose.

An amusement company bought the ride from Neverland and rents it out to fairs and carnivals around the country.

Now everyone can get a ride ... courtesy of Michael.