Gucci Mane 3 Scoops of Face Tattoo
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ... Gucci Mane's new FACE TATTOO!!!!
The rapper, who was just released from a court-ordered stint in a mental facility, rolled over to a tat parlor in Atlanta yesterday ... where he asked the artist to ink an ice cream cone on his face.
Earlier this month, Gucci told the judge that he was in no state to "intelligently participate" in his probation revocation hearing ... after filing a "Special Plea of Mental Incompetency."
Just sayin' ...
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Grown Man Gets Branded by Justin Bieber
There are a lot of crazy Justin Bieber fans ... and then there's this guy.
An adult California man -- who shall remain nameless for his own safety -- got a tattoo of the Bieb's 16-year-old face on his left thigh.
There isn't enough alcohol in the world to explain this.
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Christina Aguilera -- One Big Awkward Family
TMZ has learned ... until yesterday, Christina Aguilera was sharing her Beverly Hills home with her son, her estranged husband and her boyfriend.
A moving truck showed up Tuesday ... we're told to take Jordan Bratman's stuff away, and none too soon. We're told current BF Matt Rutler moved in weeks ago.
As one source connected with the threesome put it, "Thank God Jordan is moving out. It was getting really awkward, but Christina was letting Jordan stay for the sake of Max."
As TMZ first reported ... after Christina filed for divorce Jordan wouldn't move out of the house, so Christina was staying in various L.A. hotels, but eventually moved back into the family home.
'Lost' Creator -- Sorry For Mocking Spider-Man
Damon Lindelof -- the co-creator of "Lost" -- is finally issuing a formal apology for one of the biggest mistakes he ever made ... unfortunately, we're not talking about his show's finale.
It's all over a joke Lindelof cracked on his Twitter page yesterday in the wake of the Spider-Man on Broadway accident -- he wrote, "With great power, comes great respWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHSMASHCRASHKATHUMP!!!!!"
Kinda funny -- but kinda inappropriate considering the accident may have ended the stuntman's career.
But today, Damon owned up to the situation -- tweeting, "I had no idea that the stuntman was so seriously injured. Bad taste. Honest regrets. And hoping for a speedy recovery."
Still waiting for an apology for not explaining the numbers ... the DHARMA initiative ... the polar bear .... the smoke monster ... Walt ... the frozen wheel ... the lighthouse ...
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Hulk Wedding Photog on Video: 'I'm Carrying a Gun'
In what may be the biggest bonehead move of 2010, the photographer who threatened one of Hulk Hogan's friends with a gun during Hulk's wedding actually videotaped the entire incident ... and we got the tape.
It all went down on Tuesday in Clearwater, Florida -- when the pap tried to shoot video of the nuptials.
Listen to the tape -- you hear the photog tell someone in the wedding party, "You're in my space and I'm carrying a gun."
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Ron-Ron Got a New Birthday Tattoo -- Fist Pump!
Less than two weeks after Pauly D got some fresh ink, Ronnie from "Jersey Shore" spent some time under the gun and got his arm seriously tatted up.
Ronnie endured a six-hour session at Mario Barth's King Ink in Las Vegas earlier this week to complete his heaven and hell themed tattoo. Ronnie's on and off girlfriend, Sammi Sweatheart, was there as well.
Happy birthday, tattoo. Happy birthday, tattoo. Happy birthday, dear Ronnie. Happy birthday, tattoo.
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'Captain Awesome' Dude Gets ID'd
That crazy guy who legally changed his name to "Captain Awesome" now has the official Oregon state identification to prove it.
Last month, unemployed 27-year-old Douglas Allen Smith Jr. legally changed his name after a character on the TV series "Chuck."
Good thing he's not a "Grey's Anatomy" fan, "McSteamy" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Bankrupt NJ 'Housewife': Let Me Teach Ya Something
For a fee, "Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Teresa Giudice will tell anybody how they too can have it all ... if having it all means filing for bankruptcy, almost having your stuff auctioned off and dealing with your husband's DWI.
Believe it or not, the 38-year-old table-flipper is hosting an "inspiring" two-hour Learning Annex seminar in Manhattan that promises to "get you going in the right direction" ... for a mere $58 a pop.
Never mind that Teresa's "direction" includes incurring nearly $11 million in debt, and filing for bankruptcy last year.
"Those who can, do, those who can't ..."
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Eva Longoria -- Crucial Moments with Erin Barry
Just 3 years ago, Eva Longoria and Erin Barry sat next to each other at a San Antonio Spurs basketball game ... laughing and giggling as if nothing would ever come between them ... and TMZ has the pics.
'Teen Mom' Amber Possibly Drunk, Totally Tone Deaf
"Teen Mom" Amber Portwood isn't just an alleged baby daddy beater ... she's also a song murderer -- 'cause last week the 20-year-old butchered a 3OH!3 hit after admitting (on tape) that she was drunk.
TMZ obtained footage of Amber (shot last week) rocking out to the song, "I'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby" -- showing a particular penchant for the lyrics, "These children learn from cigarette burns ... fast cars, fast women and cheap tricks."
During the jam session, a stumbling Amber -- who was charged with domestic violence and battery yesterday -- says to the camera, "I'm drunk" ... then moments later says, "Possibly drunk."
Amber should be more careful around cameras -- after all, officials in Indiana have stated that they launched their domestic violence investigation only AFTER they saw her hit her baby daddy on the MTV reality show.
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Leighton Meester Flashes Booty, Bad Fashion Sense
Having apparently lost some sort of bet, "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester showed up to an event in NYC last night leaving little to the imagination ... by wearing an unfortunate lacy sheer butt-flashing genie pant one-piece jumper thing.
Blair Waldorf is not going to be happy about this.
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Lakers Star Guns Ferrari to 110 MPH -- Cops Swoop In
For a guy nursing a bum right knee, Los Angeles Lakers star Andrew Bynum can still move pretty damn fast ... this according to cops who claim the guy was doing 110 on an L.A. freeway in his Ferrari.
Law enforcement sources tell us Bynum was burning rubber in his customized 2010 Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano on October 29 -- when cops clocked him going 110 MPH in a 55 MPH zone.
Bynum was eventually ticketed for speeding -- but dude was lucky he wasn't hauled to the slammer.
Law enforcement sources tell us the only reason he wasn't nailed on a reckless driving charge was because traffic was light and the NBA star wasn't weaving in and out of lanes.
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Lil' Wayne Points a Hand Gun At T-Pain
Now that he's a free man, Lil' Wayne may not be allowed to have a gun anymore ... but that didn't stop him from making a hand gesture of a pistol and pointing it at T-Pain's head at a club in Miami this weekend.
Cheap shot.
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Rihanna -- Effs Up in Front of the Kids
Judging by her "F**k You" necklace ... we're guessing Rihanna didn't expect to pose for a photo with a bunch of kids when she left her hotel in New York on Saturday night.
On the count of 3 -- everybody say ...
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Don Imus Apologizes for Ripping Kids Charity
Don Imus has apologized for slamming a commercial for a kids charity -- saying he was merely poking fun at a jingle that literally annoys everyone in possession of a working radio.
It all started during a commercial break on Wednesday's show when the Kars4Kids jingle started to play ... and Imus -- clearly not a fan of the jingle -- begged the singer to "shut up" and "go to hell."
Imus then groaned, "I should give you my Bentley -- you morons."
A rep for Kars4Kids tells TMZ they were flooded with emails -- and eventually posted a clip on their website with the title, "Is Imus really donating his Bentley to Kars4Kids?"
But the next day, Kars4Kids tells us Imus issued a "fairly thorough retraction and apology on air" -- and the group now insists that all is forgiven. A rep for Imus tells us, "Very catchy tune, very silly controversy."
That being said -- listening to that commercial is more tortuous than Abu Ghraib.
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Anna Nicole's 'Friend' -- Bad Makeup, Bad Taste
This is Daniel DiCrisco -- Anna Nicole Smith's former hairstylist and self-described "friend" -- out in Hollywood last night ... attempting to look like Anna during one of her most infamous drug binges.
The video that inspired this "costume" -- in which Anna was whacked out of her mind and couldn't remember if she was pregnant -- was admitted as evidence in the Howard K. Stern prescription drug case.
Now, with Stern and Anna's former psychiatrist Dr. Khristine Eroshevich being found guilty of conspiracy -- Anna's former friend thought this would be funny.
Is it?