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Vanilla Ice has been arrested and charged with burglary and grand theft for allegedly stealing furniture, a pool heater, bicycles and other stuff from a vacant home in Florida.

Lantana PD tells TMZ ... it's all connected to Ice's TV show, "The Vanilla Ice Project." Ice was renovating a nearby home and allegedly thought it was a good idea to go to the abandoned place and take the items in question.

Apparently, even though the house was vacant, the rightful owner had a problem with someone jacking their belongings ... thus the burglary charge.

The cops got a search warrant and recovered some of the items.

Sarah Palin hilariously confronted hecklers after the "SNL" after-party early Monday AM, explaining to them that she's clearly won the war of words because they're on the wrong side of the velvet rope.

Sarah -- who braved the cold sans coat to show off her duds -- alternated between taking selfies and dishing out insults.

Some of her critics were pretty stupid ... using high school tactics like telling her she looked like crap. But Sarah had some pretty good comebacks.

The night Drake released his new album, his dad had a very strange accident ... driving his luxury ride over a street sign and crashing into the side of a building.

Dennis Graham tells TMZ he was running errands in downtown Memphis around 8:30 PM Thursday ... when he accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake and smashed his Jaguar XK8 into an apartment building wall. No one was hurt.

Graham says the pedal mix up happened when his Timberlands got stuck under the brake, and he was trying to free them.

Dennis says the building manager wasn't there -- so he drove home, and returned to the scene Friday morning where cops were assessing the damage. They gave him a ticket for failure to maintain proper control.

We know what you're thinking -- and Dennis says he wasn't boozing. Total damage ... around $400 ... which he says insurance will cover. Drizzy Sr. adds, "I will never drive in those [shoes] as long as I live."

Record scratch moment for DJ Shaquille O'Neal last night -- when the Big Fella spun a track laden with the N-bomb ... and it AIRED during the live broadcast of "Inside the NBA."

Ernie Johnson and the gang were signing off when they threw to Shaq to play them out with a music track. FYI -- Shaq was performing in front of a HUGE live audience from a DJ booth and was away from the broadcast table.

But as the crowd went wild, Shaq decided to play a version of Jay Z's "Tom Ford" ... complete with several unbleeped n-bombs ... apparently unaware that he was live on the air.

It appears the broadcast dipped to black early once producers realized what was happening.

Paul Rudd and the film crew from Marvel's "Ant-Man" learned a soft lesson about hiring random guys with loose bowels.

100 homeless people were booked as extras during a shoot in San Francisco's Tenderloin District. One guy did 2 really bad things.

#1 He hosed production by giving Ant-Man's van a golden shower.

#2 He dropped a giant deuce on the storefront set.

Producers were fed up and fired the guy, but gave him $175 for all his good work.

If you cruise around on a suspended license in a slick Maserati like ex-"Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta" star Benzino allegedly just did ... make sure you wear your seat belt and don't have drugs on you.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Benzino was stopped by Atlanta cops late Wednesday afternoon simply for failing to buckle up, but then cops say they found a pot stash on him.

Benzino was hauled off to jail for the belt violation, suspended license and possession of marijuana. Bail was set at $2,269.00

This is Benzino's second arrest in the last few weeks -- he was pinched for trying to sneak a loaded 9MM through airport security in the ATL.

Clever girl Kim Kardashian would love us to believe she's no poser -- but the pic she posted of herself in front of Kanye West's new shoe display was the exact opposite of casual and impromptu.

What Kim's Instagram pic outside the Adidas store in SoHo Tuesday failed to show was her security guard shooing away fans ... so she could get the perfect "random" shot to shill her hubby's new line of Yeezy kicks.

Not sure why she didn't use the pic with the woman and her Marshalls bag ... but we'll respect her decision ... as a true artist.

Gotta stand by your man's brand.

LL Cool J's ex co-star Maia Campbell should really try ordering in -- she just got busted at a restaurant for the 2nd time this year ... most recently for causing a drunken scene at a Waffle House.

Cops in Riverdale, GA tell us they got called to the restaurant last weekend when the former "In the House" star was allegedly wasted and causing a scene. Officers gave her a chance to leave on her own, but she refused -- and then left in handcuffs ... and got booked for disorderly conduct.

The 38-year-old also ended up in an Atlanta cop car last month -- when she went off in a Burger King. According to the police report obtained by TMZ ... she cussed out a family, accused their child of stealing her wallet, and called the arresting officer a "fu**ing fa**ot!"

Cops say she denied using foul words, and claimed to only speak the "King's language" -- which is either some strange BK dialect or maybe she meant the Queen's English.

Hard to tell.

Former Playboy centerfold Kristina Shannon fell HARD multiple times, and damn near spilled right out of her top during a wasted night on the Sunset Strip.

Our photog caught Kristina mid-tumble as she was leaving the famed Chateau Marmont Thursday night -- and her poor friend was struggling to keep Shannon upright.

One half of the Shannon twins did manage to tell us about her new twins -- she says she got new boobs ... which she proceeded to flaunt, but that's not even the best part of this video.

A Los Angeles reporter got real pushy with an intruder during his live shot Wednesday night ... but we're told the reporter was worried about a possible "p***y" assault.

KTLA reporter Steve Kuzj was on the streets of Hollywood talking about measles when an old dude rushed him.

Steve's response? He very aggressively shoved the guy out of the shot.

Sounds bully-ish ... BUT ... our KTLA sources say Steve was worried the guy was about to scream what has become a heckler's battle cry during live shots -- "F**k Her Right In the P***y."

BTW -- Steve has a serious martial arts background and claims he has a 2nd degree black belt.

So, we gotta ask ...

The woman who snuck a picture of a sleeping Julian Edelman while in the same bed -- and then posted it on Tinder -- admits the move was a huge mistake ... and says she feels terrible about it.

The woman, Sabrina, has been under fire all day long ... and has even been blackballed from Boston nightclubs ... by people who claim she invaded Edelman's privacy in a major way.

We spoke with with Sabrina ... who tells us, "I made a mistake. I feel really bad about it."

"He passed out and I was bored I guess. I was drunk ... and I made a mistake and I feel terrible about it."

Sabrina also says she doubts the nightclub ban in Boston will hold up -- "I’ve definitely gotten my fair share of clubbing in Boston – and I have friends who work there who say I’m still welcome. I don’t know if I’ll go out anytime soon – but that’s MY choice."

She adds, "Some of the players were texting me that they were really disappointed. I obviously made a mistake and I can’t take it back."

The woman who snuck a photo of a sleeping Julian Edelman -- and then reportedly posted the pic on Tinder -- is being BLACKLISTED from the Boston nightclub scene ... by a nightclub impresario who claims she did the New England Patriots star way too dirty.

The photo has been all over the Internet -- featuring a woman named Sabrina posing next to the wide receiver recently in the bed they presumably hooked up in.

Now, Michael Winter -- one of the biggest nightclub promoters in Boston -- tells TMZ Sports he's furious at Sabrina ... and says he's rallying up the local club owners to ban her from the scene.

Winter says he has a message for Sabrina:

"I haven't BLACK LISTED anyone from the nightclubs. YOU ARE BLACK LISTED '86'd' so stay in Metro West. Putting Edelman on Blast during celebration.... Btw you're a 5 if that and he was blackout. I'm sure I speak on behalf of many Boston Industry ppl to not show your face in this city."

Mariah Carey would have been better off pretending to faint during her concert Friday night, because pretending to sing was just an epic fail.

Mariah was performing at the 2015 Jazz and Blues Festival Friday, when everything just went to hell.

It starts off bad and then ... well as Reese says, it's just beyond. She mixes lines, forgets the words and almost just gives up.

It's almost like a blood sport. Are people going to her concerts to hear her sing, or watch what you see in the video?

It may be difficult to mistake a MAC-10 for a MacBook Pro ... but former "Love and Hip Hop" star Benzino says his recent airport arrest was just a tech inspired accident.

Benzino tells us he stores his gun at home in a laptop bag -- unsafe, we know -- and when he left for the airport Tuesday night, the producer forgot to take his 9 millimeter out of the luggage.

The reality star says he bought the gun last year after he was shot on the way to his mom's funeral procession ... but he doesn't carry it around at all times.

Benzino adds, "This is an unfortunate situation that was a huge honest mistake and I will always check from now on exactly where it is."

Maybe he should take a gun safety class as well.

Former "Love & Hip Hop Atlanta" star Benzino was arrested Tuesday night at an airport for trying to send a loaded gun through a security checkpoint.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Benzino put his carry-on bag on the conveyor belt at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport. A suspicious TSA employee dug inside and found a loaded 9 millimeter firearm with 7 rounds in the magazine.

Benzino didn't make his flight to L.A., but he did get his very own escort to the local jail. He was released on $3K bail.

The reality star was fired from the show after allegedly making death threats against another cast member.

The guys of Rae Sremmurd are 19 and 21 years old, but they act like they're 12 ... as evidenced by the hijinks they got into while waiting for their bags at LAX ... which even got them into trouble with airport security.

The "No Flex Zone" rappers (Swae Lee and Slim Jimmy) looked like kids who escaped their mother ... as one rode a skateboard and the other rode the baggage carousel. It was just good-natured fun, but one security guard actually got on the loudspeaker to calm them down!

When it came time to finally chat with our photog, the fellas claimed their music is capable of raising the dead ... literally!