Dina Lohan seemed authentically shocked that her lawyer spent New Year's Eve sober as a judge ... and speaking of which ...
Watch the video (1 minute in) ... kinda hysterical -- it seems Dina just can't believe her lawyer didn't hit the bottle. As for her ... she says she stayed home.
Now staying home could still mean she boozed it up, but inside court Dina told the judge in her DWI case she's stone cold sober and is half way through her 12-step program, consistently testing negative for drugs and alcohol.
So Dina's back in court in March, when presumably she'll have completed all 12 steps and the DWI case will be resolved.
Suck It, Paris ...
I Can Rock A DJ Booth Too!
1/1/2014 7:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan is battling Paris Hilton on a new front -- she's toying with the idea of becoming a DJ.
Lindsay was a hanger-on at Pier 94 in NYC Monday night ... studying 2 very famous spinners -- Diplo and Jillionaire of Major Lazer.
She wasn't spinning, but she was getting pointers from the 2 guys for hours.
TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay wants to resurrect her music career ... this time around focusing on electronic dance music.
Lindsay Lohan -- already one of the top 5 DJs in the world.
Criminal Beatdown Investigation CLOSED
12/23/2013 11:36 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The criminal investigation into the brutal beatdown of Paris' Hilton's brother is on ice ... because Barron Hilton is not cooperating ... TMZ has learned.
TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay Lohan's buddy, Ray LeMoine, smashed in Barron's face at an all-night rager in Miami. Barron says Lindsay instigated it, but Ray says Hilton was the aggressor.
Barron immediately filed a police report after the Dec 6 incident, but he has not cooperated with cops ... who have asked for a meeting. In fact, we're told he hasn't even answered the phone.
So the Florida State Attorney's Office tells us ... they are shelving the investigation and will ONLY fire it up again if Barron cooperates.
Maybe Barron will get around to it after his EXTENDED Hawaii vacation.
In My Book ...
Lindsay's Still a Firecrotch
12/23/2013 7:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Paris Hilton says Lindsay Lohan is dead to her ... claiming the relationship is OVER FOR GOOD after the fight at Lindsay's party in Miami ... and the hatred is burning like a fiery ... crotch.
Hilton was at LAX this weekend and with a smile on her face, told photogs Lindsay is on her "naughty list" this year ... and that she would NEVER make up with her former party pal.
And that was Paris being NICE ... 'cause privately, we know Paris HATES LINDSAY'S GUTS ... and still believes she's the stinky, disgusting "firecrotch" that her pal Brandon Davis ranted about a few years back.
Bottom line -- Lindsay shouldn't expect a Christmas card this year. Or next year ... or the year after that.
I'm Gonna Sing Again!
12/17/2013 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan -- forever in search of a career resurrection -- is now setting her sights on reigniting her singing career ... TMZ has learned.
Lindsay was in a New York City recording studio over the weekend, experimenting with various tracks. Lindsay has one hit under her belt -- "Confessions of a Broken Heart" -- which is in the pop genre, but we're told she's now more interested in EDM.
Our sources say Lindsay has not signed with a label yet but that's what she's gunning for.
We're told Lindsay has gotten advice and support from friends, including Lady Gaga and Max from The Wanted.
Partying In NYC
No Injuries Reported
12/17/2013 7:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan hit the town in NYC last night, and we're happy to report ... no one got their face punched in.
Lindsay showed up at Pravda -- a caviar bar -- for an event hosted by a company that launched a new karaoke app. She showed up at 7 PM and left at 9.
As far as we can tell ... it was all surprisingly undramatic. She walked in calm, left calm and looked good.
And speaking of clubbing ... lose the fur Lindsay. You of all people know what suffering is like.
Feed Lindsay False Stories for Book
12/17/2013 12:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan's new tell-all book project has a new wrinkle ... if she tells all she'll end up smack in the middle of a lawsuit between her mom and her dad.
Michael Lohan believes when it comes to writing about Lindsay's childhood, Dina Lohan will tell her daughter defamatory stories about Michael.
So we've learned Michael's lawyer just sent a threatening letter to Dina, reminding her about the gag order which was imposed in their divorce ... the gag order which states, ""The wife shall not, directly or indirectly, publish, or cause to be published, any diary, memoir, letter, story" blah blah blah involving her marriage to Michael.
The Lohan's have a lot to tell, if they tell the truth.
So we gotta ask --
I'm Spilling All My Secrets
In a Tell-All Book
12/15/2013 9:29 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan has decided to open the flood gates -- penning a gritty, tell-all book about EVERYTHING ... her arrests, her drug abuse, her acting career, and her family ... and she's already gotten several serious publishing offers.
Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ, the book started as a series of journal entries, which she wrote in rehab as a therapeutic exercise. The book is still in its early stages, and it doesn't have a clear focus, but she says she wants to open up every part of her life.;
Lindsay met with a huge literary agency in NYC Thursday -- Waxman Leavall, which has repped tons of celebs who wrote books, including Victor Cruz, Novak Djokovic, Bill Murray, Brock Lesnar, and Cal Ripken Jr.
The meeting was filmed as part of Lindsay's docu-series on OWN.
Here's the problem -- it's Lindsay's life as told by Lindsay, which means we'll be reading her version of events.
So we gotta ask ...
Back In NYC After Beatdown
What, Me Worry?
12/10/2013 3:42 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan is back in New York City ... acting like she doesn't have a care in the world.
We got Lindsay as she came to the front door of her apartment building to let daddy Lohan inside.
As for Lindsay's state of mind re: the coke-fueled Miami party last Friday that ended with a beatdown of Paris Hilton's little brother ... Michael tells us, "Lindsay thinks it's a joke that people are blaming her."
Michael says Lindsay is sticking to her story ... there were only 5 people in the house and no drugs when she went to sleep at 1:15 AM, and when she woke up at 9:30 AM the place with filled with people and coke.
Michael says the Hiltons' threat of a lawsuit against his daughter is "ridiculous." He says Barron Hilton was aggressive and asking for it
Lindsay Lohan Party
THE DRUG PHOTOS
12/9/2013 10:34 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Here they are ... pics of the drug aftermath at Lindsay Lohan's mansion party in Miami ... showing two burned out joints and something that appears to be the remnants of a baggie of cocaine.
TMZ already reported there was coke and booze EVERYWHERE at the party before things got violent ... and now, we've got pics of the mansion taken after everyone left the scene.
It's unclear who the drugs belonged to ... but Lindsay's camp insists the actress kept her nose clean the entire night ... and didn't booze either.
Still, Lindsay knows ... insane mansion parties in Miami aren't exactly bastions of sobriety ... and Lohan (who's still on probation) knows she shouldn't have put herself in that situation in the first place.
In fact, we're told after the rager ... and subsequent fight ... we're told Lindsay scrambled to find a private jet to get her ass out of town ... calling several private jet owners hoping to call in a favor.
Eventually, she found a ride ... and in a pic obtained by TMZ, you can see Lindsay smiling on the plane ... as if she doesn't have a care in the world.
Paris Hilton to LiLo
'No One F***s With My Family and Gets Away With It'
12/7/2013 8:25 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Paris Hilton has a message for Lindsay Lohan -- and the guy who allegedly put Paris' younger brother in the hospital this week after beating him down -- WATCH YOUR BACK!!!!
Barron Hilton posted a photo of his jacked up face on Instagram Saturday -- showing the aftermath of his brawl with a guy he claims punched the crap out of him at LiLo's request ... and it fired Paris up.
Paris commented on the pic saying, "They both will pay for what they did. No one f***s with my family and gets away with it!!"
And she even added TWO hot-head emoticons to show she means business.
For what it's worth -- Lindsay and her dad deny she had anything to do with the incident ... even though there's video telling a different story.
The not-so simple life.
Paris Hilton's Brother
After Fight with LiLo & Co.
12/7/2013 8:27 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Barron Hilton's injuries from a beat down -- which he claims Lindsay Lohan masterminded -- have gotten serious enough that he's seeking emergency treatment in Miami ... TMZ has learned.
Paris Hilton's bro is staying at the Fontainebleau Hotel ... where an ambulance arrived last night to take him to the hospital.
TMZ broke the story ... Barron was partying at a Miami mansion early Friday morning when he says Lindsay accused him of talking trash, and then had a male friend beat the crap out of him.
Barron was left bloodied with several cuts to his face -- and sources close to the Hiltons tell us the injuries are so bad ... he was advised to seek medical treatment immediately.
We're told Barron turned down the ambulance at his hotel, and instead got private transport to the University of Miami Hospital ... where he received various treatments -- including a CT scan.
Lindsay and her father, Michael Lohan, deny she was involved in the incident at all ... though video outside the party suggests otherwise.
No word yet on how serious his injuries are.
Coke and Alcohol Everywhere
At Beatdown Party
12/7/2013 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Cocaine and booze were in abundance at Lindsay Lohan's party where Barron Hilton was beaten to a pulp ... multiple sources tell TMZ.
Our sources say a number of people at the party were snorting and drinking non-stop. Sources connected with Lindsay insist she was NOT partaking and even threw some of the druggies out of the party.
Now check this out ... the video showing Barron confronting Lindsay was shot around 11AM EST Friday ... the party having started the night before.
So check out the video. We gotta ask ...