Couples

Amy Schumer pulled a Jennifer Aniston and secretly married her boyfriend, Chris Fischer, Tuesday in Malibu with only about 80 people in attendance.

Schumer tied the knot overlooking the Pacific in an off-white dress. The bridesmaids wore pink, as did her pal, Jennifer Lawrence, though it doesn't appear J Law was part of the bridal party. Other stars reportedly there included Aniston, Larry David, David Spade and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Here's NBA superstar Giannis Antetokounmpo proving "Greek Freak" ain't just a nickname ... showing off his Valentine's Day present from his GF -- an on-demand oral sex bell!

And boy, is he happy about it.

"The Freak, he can be a freak on the court and on the sheets, you know what I'm saying?! WOO!!!" Antetokounmpo said.

Yeah, it's a gag gift (no pun intended) -- but we've never seen Giannis so pumped up about anything before!

His GF, Mariah, wasn't a big fan of him showing off their new toy to all his fans -- especially the kids and her fam -- but we're pretty sure she'll get over it.

After all, no doubt Giannis used some of his $100 MILLION contract to hook her up, too.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were sure to make time for each other -- and a little makeout sesh -- on Valentine's night, but only after church, of course.

Justin and Selena cozied up next to each other Wednesday night at a fancy Beverly Hills hotel where they had the traditional V-Day dinner. The couple had just left a service at Hillsong Church, also in Bev Hills.

Hotel lobbies aren't usually super romantic, but Selena and Biebs did some serious PDA before dinner. Yep, they've got all those warm, fuzzy feels.

Kris Jenner skipped the chocolates and went straight to the champagne, and lots of it, based on video of her Valentine's night party with Khloe Kardashian, Tristan Thompson and, of course, Corey Gamble.

Kris and her kin celebrated at her house Wednesday night with a karaoke party that got funnier by the moment, or the glass. She tried her best to bust out Britney Spears and Sir Mix-a-Lot hits, but the booze was too much.

Mama Jenner was still plenty entertaining though -- Tristan laughed his ass off and Khloe recorded every moment.

Eric Bellinger should abandon his plans for a third-term R&B presidency and start a campaign for love ... 'cause the dude couldn't be topped for Valentine's Day.

The "G.O.A.T." singer surprised his wife and Meagan Good's sister, La'Myia, Wednesday night by showing up outside of Hollywood's Project LA nightclub on top of a freakin' white horse ... with a red horn attached.

Needless to say, La'Myia couldn't believe her eyes -- and neither could our camera guy, to be honest. The same can't be said for everyone waiting in line, though.

Ever the romantic ... Eric and his wifey trotted right through the front entrance with some good-looking company following along. We'll just take a guess and say La'Myia was reminded of how much she's loved.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have touched down in Canada to start production on a new Lifetime movie about their love affair -- or at least the actors playing them have.

The actors playing the couple in "Harry & Meghan: The Royal Love Story" were spotted Wednesday in downtown Vancouver, where they're shooting the film -- and ya gotta compare 'em to the real deal.

Parisa Fitz-Henley seems to be getting a green light on social media for her resemblance to Meghan. Murray Fraser, on the other hand, might not be getting double takes for the right reason. Good looking guy and all, but he's no Prince of Wales.

The movie's about the story of how Harry and Meghan fell for each other ... way back in 2016. 'Memba that?

Brynn Cameron has filed a palimony lawsuit against her baby daddy, Blake Griffin, claiming he shamelessly abandoned her and their children for Kendall Jenner.

The lawsuit slams Griffin as a heartless cad who left his fiancee after "cruelly embarrassing his family with his public fawning over Kendall Jenner."

Brynn and Blake were on and off for 8 years, they have 2 children together and were engaged, but he called off the wedding last year and then set his sights on Kendall.

Brynn uses Blake's own set of circumstances -- being traded by the Clippers to Detroit after being promised he was the future of the L.A. team -- saying, "Griffin himself, however, knows very well what breaching promises is all about. After all, Griffin had no problem trading Brynn Cameron, his former fiancee, and the mother of his 2 children, for reality television star Kendall Jenner."

According to the lawsuit, filed on Valentine's Day by high-powered celebrity lawyer Bryan Freedman, Griffin made repeated pledges to Cameron, promising to support her after insisting she abandon her sports marketing job and interior design business.

The suit says Brynn did everything for Blake ... "Cameron was not just the mother of Griffin's children and their caregiver, she was also a constant support for Griffin -- his personal assistant, meal planner, scheduler, stylist, publicist, party planner, nurse, nutritionist, branding expert, therapist, cheerleader, basketball and fitness consultant, and more."

In her suit, Brynn included love letters she received from "Blakey" reiterating how thankful he was for "all of the sacrifices" Cameron had made for him "and their family."

The suit also claims she counseled Griffin on how to deal with bad blood between him and Clippers teammate Chris Paul, claiming she advised him on how to be a better leader in the team's locker room when he was being shown up by Paul. She says the 2 had "mounting tension" between them because he felt it was no longer his team ... it was Paul's.

According to the lawsuit, "[Cameron] strengthened Griffin's bond with his teammates and allowed the organization to see a different side of his personality rather than the hard-partying man-child Griffin had been prior to their cohabitation."

Brynn essentially sums it up, saying, "Griffin cared more about the glamour of dating a Hollywood celebrity than the day-to-day responsibilities of being a father and family man."

And she says Blake -- who signed a $173 MILLION contract back in June -- left her in desperate straits ... "While Griffin is continuing to earn millions from his NBA and endorsement deals, Cameron and their children are homeless and cash-strapped. In Griffin's absence, Cameron's brother has had to provide Cameron and the children with financial support."

The suit doesn't specify an exact amount she wants -- but it's definitely in the millions of dollars.

2/14 -- We've learned Meyer filed for divorce from Palin on January 29 in Texas. He filed using only the couple's initials.

Bristol Palin and husband Dakota Meyer have called it quits ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to the pair -- who married in 2016 and have two daughters together -- tell us the two no longer live under the same roof. We've done some checking and there's no evidence either of them has filed divorce docs yet.

Meyer and Palin are no longer following each other on Instagram -- a social media platform they both use regularly. Meyer was the last to post a family pic in early January. Even more significant ... the pics they've most recently posted have something missing ... their wedding rings.

It's unclear what arrangements the exes have made -- if any -- for temporary child custody, but Dakota posted video Monday of him with the kids.

We reached out to a rep for Bristol but they had no comment.

Tamar Braxton's estranged husband is taking a very expensive L on a Rolls-Royce he once leased in Florida.

A Florida judge is ordering Vincent Herbert to fork over more than $65k after failing to make payments on a Rolls-Royce Wraith. According to docs, Vincent fell so far behind on the ride ... Manhattan Leasing Enterprises repo'd it. They turned around and resold it, but since it was used, the company says it lost more than $62,000.

Someone's gotta cover that, and the judge says that someone is Vincent, who never responded to Manhattan Leasing ... so the judge entered a default judgment.

Megan Markle is fitting in across the pond right down to her plaid when it comes to accompanying Prince Harry on royal duty.

The couple's in Edinburgh, Scotland Tuesday and shook hands with locals after being greeted by the Royal Regiment of Scotland's mascot, Cruachan. Cruachan's a Shetland pony and comes with its own handler, Pony Major Mark Wilkinson.

They didn't engage with the tiny horse long before making small talk with folks outside Edinburgh Castle who showered Meghan with gifts and waved flags with the couple's mug on them.

Chrissy Teigen is on a commercial shoot ... but from the looks of it, her dress is doing all the work.

Chrissy, John Legend and daughter Luna all showed up Monday for the shoot, which apparently requires Mom to show off some MAJOR cleavage.

She's about 5 months along with her second pregnancy, but she's clearly not slowing down a bit. In fact, she's still rocking some super-high heels.

While Chrissy's dress struggled to contain her ample assets -- John's super colorful tracksuit was fighting to get a little shine. Almost didn't see him there, right? It's okay, John ... hard to compete with the miracle of life.

Barack Obama's still as smooth as ever ... hailing 2 women -- including his wife -- with a single breath.

Barack and Michelle Obama were at the Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery Monday in D.C. for the unveiling of their portraits. The former Prez had high praise for Amy Sherald and thanked her for "capturing the hotness of the woman I love." Smooth. Kehinde Wiley painted 44's portrait.

Michelle's wearing a dress by Michelle Smith's label, Milly. Her painting also features Sherald's gray skin tones. Obama's painting features the official flower of Chicago and African blue lilies are a nod to his late Kenyan-born father, Barack Sr.

Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks were also in attendance. The paintings will join the “America’s Presidents” exhibition and will be available for public viewing beginning Tuesday.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez might or might not be together come Valentine's Day this week -- but at least they have each other for right now.

Justin and Selena were spotted hanging poolside Sunday at the Montage hotel in Laguna Beach, where they were chillin' under an umbrella before getting up for a stroll.

It's rumored Selena will be in NYC Tuesday for Coach's New York Fashion Week show, and after the couple was seen driving near LAX Saturday ... folks went into a frenzy thinking they were jetting off to the Big Apple for the holiday.

Looks like that drive might've been en route to Orange County instead. And even if JB isn't with Selena for V-day ... we bet he'll be grateful for this weekend.

Chloe Grace Moretz turned the big 2-1 this weekend, and promptly turned up by rubbing on a dude that wasn't her boyfriend, Brooklyn Beckham ... but she probably gets a pass.

Chloe hit the town Saturday night for he 21st birthday by making a brief (but eventful) visit to The Abbey in WeHo with a few girlfriends ... sans 18-year-old Brooklyn. It appears the couple did recently celebrate together, but he obviously couldn't tag along for the bar hop.

As for Chloe, an eyewitness tells us she and 4 pals showed up around 10:30 PM and stayed for about half an hour. And what a half hour it was -- Chloe and her girls ordered some drinks and then got on the dance floor ... eventually calling over a nearby go-go dancer.

Jeremy London was screaming like a lunatic as he dragged his wife with a moving car ... this according to the 911 call obtained by TMZ.

During the call, Juliet London can be heard -- with her voice cracking at times -- telling the 911 operator that Jeremy is "yelling and screaming at me. He pulled out of the driveway (while) I was holding on to the car. I've hurt my leg and my arm."

She also threatens to report the car as stolen. TMZ broke the story ... Jeremy was busted last week in Jackson County, Mississippi on one count of domestic violence simple assault.

John Stamos and his new bride Caitlin McHugh are honeymooning ... at a spot where the magic happens.

John and Caitlin were spotted at Magic Kingdom -- "The Most Magical Place on Earth" -- at Disney World in Florida Friday night, still rocking the newlyweds look ... along with the iconic Mickey Mouse ears.

It's a fitting vacay for the couple ... they're both huge Disney fans, and John actually proposed to Caitlin at Disneyland in California.

As we reported ... the 2 got married last Saturday at The Little Brown Church in Studio City in a small ceremony, just hours after Caitlin's bungalow was burglarized.