Weird News

Eden was hanging at The Grove in L.A. -- when the dude with the body art asked Barbara to put her signature above the Eden tat on his leg ... and of course, she obliged ... with a big ol' smile.

The guy told us he was going straight to his tattoo artist to make the signature permanent -- so he could match a similar tattoo on his OTHER leg featuring "Wonder Woman" star Linda Carter.

Mischa's face is on the package of the sexual device -- and according to the guy who bought it (for research purposes) the disposable toy was offered as part of an array of "Western" amenities in his Chinese hotel.

We investigated the possibility that Mischa released a super secret line of sex toys on the Asian market -- but sadly, the actress' rep told us it just ain't true ... saying, "Um. No. She’s not endorsing any such toy."

No word if she'll pursue legal action.

MiLo, who was involved in a fiery drunk driving accident back in 2005, recorded a public service announcement for a website called drinkinganddriving.org.

Salem-based spellcaster Christian Day -- who even runs his own little witchcraft shop called HEX -- is pissed at Hollywood for its constant negative portrayals of warlocks in movies ... and now, he's calling for an all-out boycott of "Your Highness" for its anti-warlock messages.

Christian calls the movie an "assault on taste" for casting a warlock "who hopes to deflower helpless virgins and rule the world" -- telling TMZ, "Hollywood continues to cast Witches and Warlocks as negative roles when we're the good guys and gals!"

Christian adds, "I hope people boycott this movie and movies like it so that Hollywood is inspired to release more positive films about Witches and Warlocks."

Kirstie Alley had to pick herself up off the ground last night after Maksim Chmerkovskiy suffered a "charlie horse" type pain that made his leg give out.

We’re told the girl with the lovely caboose is a die-hard fan ... who had been doing a little drinking ... and was thrilled when Corey scribbled the message: “To Heather, with all my love, Corey Feldman"

You may remember -- Hansons Auctioneers and Valuers wanted to buy the royal bloomers from the estate of the late "Baron" Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi -- who got the panties after the Queen left them on a plane in 1968.

TMZ spoke with Charles Hanson -- who tells us, "Out of respect and courtesy for a person of such dignity and rank," he doesn't want the deal to go down until after the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

The foursome got together at Charlie's Beverly Hills pad on Thursday night -- where they recorded a song called ... wait for it ... "Winning."

Behind two bodyguards ... inside of a glass case ... sits the hair Bieber recently chopped off during the infamous salon session in which he altered his legendary hairstyle forever.

As you may have heard, the hair sold for more than $40k during a special charity auction on eBay -- and now, it's making special appearances around the country.

In fact, the hair is about to go on display at Lucky Strike Lanes in Miami ... where fans of Bieber's locks can pose with the strands ... as long as they cough up a donation for the tsunami relief effort in Japan.

We're told fans have been lined up for hours ... after all, it's magical.

According to the certificate, the kid -- born back in January -- officially goes by the name Flynn C.B.C. Bloom ... and those three middle initials are the enigma.

The document lists Orlando's middle name as "J.B.C." -- and we know the "J.B." stands for Jonathan Blanchard. No word on what the "C" stands for ... in Dad's case or baby Flynn's.

Educated guess -- cute?

We're told the casket is a top of the line, traditional Jewish casket -- built entirely out of wood using a special glue ... no nails whatsoever.

According to sources, the casket is made out of mahogany -- lined in red velvet with a matching red pillow.

Hagar tells MTV, “It was real. They were plugged into me. It was a download situation … or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment ... They were tapped into my brain and the knowledge was transferred back and forth."

Hagar insists the whole thing went down in Fontana, CA -- home to a NASCAR track.

According to the ex-rock star, it wasn’t his first extra-terrestrial experience either -- claiming he saw his first UFO when he was just four years old, hovering over a field near his home.

The actress filed the docs yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court -- requesting that a judge legally change her name from "Jennifer" to her professional name, stat ... but she'll have to wait a couple more months before it's official.

Among the crap that didn't make the cut -- a racial attempt at humor directed at Snoop Dogg:

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

More terrible cracks ...

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...

"Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

And it just didn't stop ...

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

One last parting shot for Trump:

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."