Spider-Man ... Spider-Man ... gets about 50 miles to the gallon..
Last night, Wyclef Jean hopped on his badass custom web-slinger and cruised through NYC. 
Look out ... there goes the Spider-Man.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Ride Me
Just because Ryan Seacrest's alleged stalker is 6'4" tall, an infantryman in the Army Reserves and known to attack bodyguards at will ... that doesn't mean the guy isn't scared of someone stealing his car.
TMZ obtained photos of Chidi Uzomah's car -- which he left behind at the E! building last week after he got arrested. The car was safe, though, because it was left under the watchful eye of the greatest anti-theft device ever conceived: The Club.
Also inside the car: A Thomas Guide opened up to a map of West Hollywood, clothes, a towel and a backpack full of books.
Filed under: Photo Galleries, Ride Me, Ryan Seacrest, Exclusives
Dana White's custom Ferrari just got its ass kicked by something with a total disregard for the well-being of a beautiful automobile
-- a Hyundai rent-a-car.
The UFC kingpin tells TMZ he was changing lanes while cruising through Las Vegas Wednesday afternoon when a "Hyundai rent-a-car" suddenly stopped in front of him -- and Dana smashed into the back of it.
White said his beloved car -- which he had only driven 3 times before the crash -- took the brunt of the blast ... while the Hyundai only suffered a few minor scratches.
As for Dana's condition, he tells us, "I'm fine ... but my heart is broken."
Filed under: Talk Sports, Ride Me, Exclusives
Eddie and Alex Van Halen came from the same womb, played in the same legendary rock band ... and now they're driving identical $120,000 silver Audi R8s.
We're told the rock star brothers purchased their new rides last Friday at Keys Audi in Los Angeles -- but for some reason, Eddie was sent alone to ink the deal.
While Eddie may be the generous type, sources say the brothers each paid for their own.
Nothing like dropping a quarter mil on some family bonding.
Filed under: Ride Me, Exclusives
Gary Busey was spotted at a Malibu gas station ... working.
The fatigued 65-year-old squeegee man wiped off the windshield to his filthy Mercedes on Tuesday.
Gary then tipped himself a quarter.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Ride Me
Lakers center Andrew Bynum bought himself a special present earlier this month just in time for his birthday -- a $50,000 tricked out Chevy Camaro modeled after the character Bumblebee from "Transformers."
We're told Andrew -- who turned 22 yesterday -- walked into Felix Chevrolet-Cadillac in Los Angeles and bought the Camaro 2SS V8 with all the trimmings, including a special customized body kit and yellow paint job with black racing stripes ... just like Shia LaBeouf's BFF Bumblebee in the Transformers movie.
But Andrew wasn't feeling Bumblebee's silver rims -- we hear he sprung for a set of shiny new black ones instead.
Filed under: Talk Sports, Ride Me, Exclusives
Brad Pitt and his fancy motorcycle hit the asphalt hard this weekend after he clipped a parked car in L.A. -- and now we've got video of the whole thing.
In the footage, Pitt can be seen trying to maneuver his bike between a van and a parked car at a red light when he suddenly loses control -- and crashes to the ground.
During his fall, Brad slams against the car and it appears his bike knocks into the van.
Brad said he was "fine" after the minor crash -- but the chopper needed to be towed away.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Brad & Angelina, Ride Me
UPDATE 1:37 PM PT: We just spoke to someone who has seen video of the incident -- and we're told absolutely no one else was involved in the accident.
We're told Brad tried to maneuver his bike between a parked car and a car stopped at a red light, and his handlebars clipped the parked car.
We're told he lost control and fell over -- and everything is fine.
TMZ has learned Brad Pitt was involved in a minor motorcycle accident moments ago in Los Angeles.
A witness at the scene tells us Pitt was trying to weave in between cars while at a red light -- but he lost control and fell off the bike.
We're told he got up and moved the motorcycle to the side of the road then ran into an apartment building.
Our witness says he waited for someone to come pick him up and now he's no longer at the scene. Pitt left his motorcycle behind.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Brad & Angelina, Ride Me, Exclusives
Just moments ago, Dennis Quaid returned to the scene of the non-crime -- retrieving the truck that cops suggested he trade for a cab last night outside of an L.A. restaurant called Philippe.
This time, he was able to leave without incident ... we're guessing his bar-top-dancing buddy is still sleeping it off.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Drunks, Dennis Quaid, Ride Me
Jon Gosselin and his girlfriend Hailey Glassman arrived to a dinner date at The Oak Room in New York in a horse and carriage.
That loud explosion you just heard would be Kate Gosselin's head exploding.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Ride Me, Jon & Kate
Hugh Jackman drove his fam from NYC to parts unknown ... with an unwitting pack of pappers in tow.
Final destination -- a pumpkin patch in CT. It's the first time we've crossed state lines with a celebrity ...
Filed under: Ride Me, Hugh Jackman
Women can't say "no" to Gerard Butler -- and apparently neither can off-duty cabbies ... if the price is right.
The smooth talker tried to escape some paparazzi attention by jumping into an off-the-clock cab. The taxi driver wasn't havin' it at first -- but Gerard's promise of an extra twenty bones sure did the trick.
Filed under: Ride Me, Gerard Butler
We've learned Megan Mullally was injured in a car wreck last week -- forcing her to cancel two performances of a play she's currently starring in.
Cops tell us the former "Will and Grace" star was involved in a two car accident at around noon last Wednesday in Beverly Hills.
We're told both parties complained of minor injuries -- cops say they have yet to determine who's at fault.
Mullally's injuries caused her to cancel Thursday and Friday's performances of her play "The Receptionist" at the Odyssey in Los Angeles -- but she was back on stage by Saturday ... accompanied by a brace on her wrist.
Lucky for Mullally, the play is currently on hiatus until October 3.
Filed under: Ride Me, Exclusives
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