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It's got to be Jennifer Aniston's worst nightmare ... another Angelina Jolie may be walking the face of the earth soon, because someone's in the market for an Angelina egg donor.

The UCLA Daily Bruin ran a classified ad Friday seeking an egg donor who looks like Brad Pitt's newly-minted wife.

The company that placed the ad -- Beverly Hills Egg Donation -- presumably has a client who wants their kid to be an outlier.

The ad is specific ... white, tall, slender, the right cheekbones and forehead. Anyone with the right stuff can make $30K for 2 cycles.

Devon Still's baby mama says there's NO court order requiring the Cincinnati Bengals player to pay child support for their cancer-stricken daughter Leah ... but says the two had a "voluntary agreement" which Devon stopped paying in July.

TMZ Sports spoke with Channing Smythe who says the two had worked out an unofficial financial arrangement ... but it fell apart over the summer when Devon wanted Channing and Leah to move to Cincinnati to be near him.

"I don’t feel that it was right for me to move her," Channing says ... "[Delaware] is where all her friends and family are and this is where we have been building our life. He was very upset about that and that’s when he stopped giving me money."

Channing says Devon has been paying for some of Leah's clothes, medical bills and other things -- and she's "grateful" for all of the help -- but says she needs more money from Devon due to Leah's medical condition which prevents her from working.

Channing says she has started the paperwork to get court ordered child support in Delaware -- but so far, they have not reached an agreement.

Channing tells us Devon is a "wonderful father" to Leah and visits her almost weekly -- and takes her to doctor's appointments whenever he can.

No way to sugarcoat it -- being a polygamist is expensive during the holidays -- but "My Five Wives" patriarch Brady Williams has it more than covered this time around.

Brady has 31 mouths to feed this year ... and the grocery list is both impressive and financially depressing.

• 2 Turkeys
• 1 Ham
• 5 lbs of Yams
• 20 lbs of Mashed Potatoes
• 2 large bowls of Stuffing
• 1-2 gallons of Gravy
• 3 dozen Dinner Rolls
• 5 large Salads
• 1 pot of Corn
• 2 large Veggie Trays
• 1 large Cheese & Cracker Tray
• 1 large tray of Cheese-Stuffed Celery
• 8 cans of Black Olives
• 4 large cans of Stuffed Green Olives (a family fave)
• 1 large jar of Cranberry Sauce
• 4 quarts of Baby Dill Pickles
• 3-4 gallons of Holiday Beverage

If you love gold -- and you LOVE weed -- then Tyga has just the thing for you ... gold-plated rolling papers.

Tyga is a gold connoisseur himself --gold chains, gold relics, his soon-to-be released "Gold Album" -- and his new $5 million venture with Shine Papers will now make him the face of the premium gold smoking biz.

We're told the papers are 24K gold, edible, and they leave a sexy golden ash. They ain't cheap ... each pack of 12 goes for $55.

Scott Stapp -- the lead singer of Creed and one of the most successful frontmen in the '90s -- says the government has stolen his money and now he's so desperate, he can't afford rent or even food.

Stapp just posted a 15-minute cry for help on his Facebook page, saying the IRS has frozen his accounts and the banks have conspired to rob him of his fortune.

The singer says his wife -- who has filed for divorce -- is trying to get him committed, falsely accusing him of doing meth and showing signs of paranoia. Her divorce docs reportedly contain text messages from Stapp which say, among other things, "Florida is not safe. Biological weapons on the way."

Stapp sent another text which read, "I wouldn't doubt it if the CIA is behind Alcoholics Anonymous." And he warns, "God created you and now God is ending you."

Watch the video ... it's really sad.

A rep for the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office tells TMZ they did a wellness check at Stapp's home last week and spoke with both Stapp and his wife. All was well.

Rick Ross says ex-NBA star Jalen Rose was full of crap when he said he'd take the rapper up on a $100,000 basketball bet -- claiming Jalen was "just bluffing."

Ross put up the money up back in October ... saying he was willing to bet ANYONE $100k that the Miami Heat would finish the season with a better record than the Cleveland Cavs.

Well, Jalen went on ESPN earlier this month and called out Ricky Rozay ... saying, "You know I'm good for the money homie. So just reach out to me and let's make this bet right now."

But even though it sounded legit, Ross went on "TMZ Hollywood Sports" on Reelz earlier today and insisted that J.R. was merely KIDDING ... saying no bet has actually been made.

Probably a good thing for Rose ... the Cavs are struggling this year.

Jordin Sparks may be a damsel in distress ... but now that she's trashed him, she won't be welcome at Jason Derulo's new castle.

Jason bragged about his new medieval digs -- insinuating he doesn't care that Jordin is now trashing him -- by tweeting that he's moved on to bigger and better things: "I bought myself a castle 2day!! No big deal."

Jason isn't directly responding to Jordin's new single in which she essentially calls him an ingrate and an a-hole. But he started it by putting her on blast for allegedly pressuring him to tie the knot.

As for his $3 million acquisition deep in the San Fernando Valley ... it's 10,000 square feet, outfitted with turrets, a dungeon, a basketball/tennis court, and a lap pool -- standard issue for land barons.

It's like Henry VIII moved to Tarzana ... which sounds like a CW show.

Kris Jenner, be warned ... French Montana will have a foothold on the Kardashian fortune if he marries your daughter.

French was at LAX Tuesday when he was asked straight up ... will he sign a prenup to seal the deal with Khloe? He was emphatic ... NO.

Richard Sherman slammed NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell over the massive fine he dropped on Marshawn Lynch for not talking to the media ... by accusing the league of being two-faced.

Seattle Seahawks Sherman and Doug Baldwin (hiding behind a cardboard cutout of himself) held a pretty shocking news conference today where they openly mocked the league policy forcing players to talk to reporters. The duo talked excessively, but only about things the league does NOT want them discussing.

They shouted out personal sponsors -- including Beats by Dre -- which the league banned players from wearing on gameday because of a deal with Bose. Then Sherman went nuclear, calling out the league for saying it's dedicated to "player safety" ... while making them play 2 games within 5 days.

A blatant shot at Thursday night games.

Bill Cosby may have lost some concert dates here and there, but he's not losing the support of Spelman College ... the institution he has richly funded.

An official from Spelman -- which received a $20 million gift from Cosby and his wife Camille -- tells TMZ they have not had a single conversation to change anything regarding Cosby's relationship with the college in the wake of the torrent of sexual assault allegations.

The school dedicated a 69,000 square foot facility to the Cosbys -- the Camille Olivia Hanks Cosby, EdD Academic Center.

The school, which also established the William and Camille Cosby Endowed Professorship Program, notes the Cosby gift was made more than 25 years ago and the relationship is cemented.

Cosby famously gave the commencement address at Spelman in 2006.

Carmen Electra says her ex-stylist had plenty of style -- but zero class -- after the woman used Electra's credit cards to buy herself more than $100K worth of new clothes and accessories.

Electra says she hired Shayoon Aboo as her personal stylist in April 2013 ... giving her credit cards to shop for clothes, shoes and bags to fit Electra's image. But according to a lawsuit Carmen just filed ... Aboo secretly kept some items which should have been returned after Carmen rejected them.

In the suit, Carmen also says Aboo used the credit cards to buy clothing for herself, and had the audacity to flaunt her purchases on Instagram.

Electra claims she discovered the rip-off when she saw discrepancies in her credit card statements ... and demanded Aboo return, or pay for the clothing.

Electra's attorney, Neama Rahmani tells TMZ Aboo tried to take advantage of a friendship ... and now Carmen is looking for justice. And some pricey outfits.

"True Jackson, VP" star Danielle Bisutti was rammed from behind TWICE in 3 months ... and now she's dragging two L.A. drivers to court.

According to legal docs, Bisutti claims her back was injured twice in two crashes back in 2012 and 2013. She says in both cases she was stopped when the driver rear-ended her, and in both cases she says she suffered a permanent disability.

Bisutti -- who also starred in "Curse of Chucky" -- has an interesting problem. Apparently she has a hard time separating which driver caused which injury, so she's filed a single lawsuit against both drivers and she'll let the court decide what's up.

Hopefully, the jury will have her back.

G.R.L. singer Simone Battle had just a few thousand dollars to her name when she committed suicide ... but her family claims there could be much more pouring in ... from lucrative contracts she signed shortly before her death.

Battle had just $6,000 in cash to her name when she died, according to court docs filed by her mother, Donna Morgan. But Morgan claims Battle also had deals with Sony, Coca-Cola and other companies and the estate will be getting lots of money from the deals.

Here's the problem ... Sony, Coke and the others won't give Morgan the contracts unless she's appointed administrator of Simone's estate. So she's applied, and her petition is pending.

TMZ broke the story ... Battle hanged herself in her bedroom Sept. 5th. Friends and family said she may have been depressed over money problems.

If you thought Brittney Palmer's ass was a work of art ... wait'll you see what she does with a paint brush.

TMZ Sports has leaned the UFC ring girl has built up a pretty successful side business as a painter -- and the going rate on her stuff is around $6,000 per painting.

We spoke to Palmer, who tells us she's always loved art, but didn't get serious about it until 4 years ago when she enrolled in art school ... and it blew up from there.

"I posted what I thought were these sh**ty, sh**ty, paintings [on Twitter] -- but people contacted me and asked to buy them," Palmer says.

Brittney says she's been hired to paint for all sorts of celebs, including computer guru Michael Dell and UFC fighter "Mighty Mouse" Johnson ... saying, "I usually get $3,000-6,000 for each painting, depending on the details."

But there's one person who doesn't have to pay ... Brittney's BOSS ... UFC honcho Dana White.

"I did a Muhammad Ali painting for Dana," Palmer said ... "It's not on the wall, but he still has it."

Note to all district attorneys*, hydrologists*, and physical therapists* ... TMZ Sports has pics of what 12 months of your salary ($75,000) looks like around the neck of NFL star DeSean Jackson.

DeSean -- whose Redskins are 3-7 -- decided to cheer himself up with a "Treat. Yo. Self" moment ... and hooked himself up with a monster chain from one of L.A.'s top jewelers.

How monster you ask? 2,200 diamonds, 22 inches and a HALF KILO of gold. Treat. Yo. Self.

The Dr. Frankenstein behind the bling is Ofer -- Ceo of NuO jewelry in L.A. He tells us DeSean wanted a Cuban link chain ... which is back in style these days thanks to stars like Jay Z and Usher.

He ordered one in pure gold, but when he got it back ... DJ decided it wasn't quite swaggy enough so he put in another work order with Ofer that involved more ice than the North Pole.

Ofer tells us Desean's customizations pushed the value of the chain to $75,000. Easily one of his most expensive pieces ever.

Treat. Yo. Self.

Walmart Heiress Paige Laurie Dubbert got her husband to sign a prenup that gives him $15 million ... but only if they're married for 30 years and she croaks.

Paige and Patrick Bode Dubbert have been locked in a bitter divorce, and they both just filed legal docs revealing the very long prenup agreement.

We're including the doc in the post in case you want to see how rich people do it, but the big thing is that Patrick gets $30K a month in spousal support for half the length of the marriage. They've been married almost 6 years, so he'll do ok.

Patrick obviously thinks he can do better, so he's gunning to invalidate the prenup. He says he had hired a lawyer to help negotiate the document before they got married, but he says Paige's lawyer underhandedly convinced him not to use her, saying she was a "crazy female lawyer" who didn't know what she was doing and who "had never dealt with billionaires."