Tying The Knot

Amy Schumer pulled a Jennifer Aniston and secretly married her boyfriend, Chris Fischer, Tuesday in Malibu with only about 80 people in attendance.

Schumer tied the knot overlooking the Pacific in an off-white dress. The bridesmaids wore pink, as did her pal, Jennifer Lawrence, though it doesn't appear J Law was part of the bridal party. Other stars reportedly there included Aniston, Larry David, David Spade and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Megan Markle is fitting in across the pond right down to her plaid when it comes to accompanying Prince Harry on royal duty.

The couple's in Edinburgh, Scotland Tuesday and shook hands with locals after being greeted by the Royal Regiment of Scotland's mascot, Cruachan. Cruachan's a Shetland pony and comes with its own handler, Pony Major Mark Wilkinson.

They didn't engage with the tiny horse long before making small talk with folks outside Edinburgh Castle who showered Meghan with gifts and waved flags with the couple's mug on them.

John Stamos and his new bride Caitlin McHugh are honeymooning ... at a spot where the magic happens.

John and Caitlin were spotted at Magic Kingdom -- "The Most Magical Place on Earth" -- at Disney World in Florida Friday night, still rocking the newlyweds look ... along with the iconic Mickey Mouse ears.

It's a fitting vacay for the couple ... they're both huge Disney fans, and John actually proposed to Caitlin at Disneyland in California.

As we reported ... the 2 got married last Saturday at The Little Brown Church in Studio City in a small ceremony, just hours after Caitlin's bungalow was burglarized.

Helluva week for Carson Wentz -- first, the Super Bowl ... now, he's engaged!

The Eagles QB got down on his knee (don't worry, it's his good knee) and popped the question to girlfriend Maddie Oberg on a candlelit rooftop somewhere.

And guess what ... SHE SAID YES!

Carson posted the celebratory pics on social media and said, "And now Maddie and I both got us a ring 💍😎 can’t wait to marry my best friend!"

"God is doing some amazing things and I can’t thank him enough!"

FYI, these 2 got together sometime in 2017 ... Maddie popped up on Carson's IG after his ACL surgery.

Congrats!!

John Stamos and his fiance Caitlin McHugh are getting married this weekend -- TMZ has learned -- but they had to spend time with cops because she's the victim of a jewelry heist.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Caitlin was staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel Friday when she left -- presumably for dinner -- and came back to find burglars had broken into her bungalow and stolen around $165,000 in jewelry.

What's worse ... we're told the jewelry was on loan from the Neil Lane collection, which means she's on the hook to the jeweler.

We're told Caitlin called John and he rushed over to the hotel to comfort his pregnant fiance.

Cops tell us there was no sign of forced entry.

So far, no suspects.

Screw cake by the ocean -- Joe Jonas is getting into shape by the pool before his big wedding ... and it looks like his workouts are in full swing.

Joe was seen getting his Russian kettlebell swing on Wednesday at the Bondi Icebergs Pool near Sydney, Australia -- where he seemed to be working up quite a sweat.

After his exercise, he hopped into the famous pool for a dip.

As we reported ... Joe asked girlfriend Sophie Turner to marry him this past October, and she said yes. However, a wedding date has yet to be announced.

Paige VanZant just got engaged to her MMA fighter boyfriend ... and her last name ain't gonna change all that much.

The UFC figther posted a photo Sunday of her guy, Austin Vanderford, getting on one knee to propose, with the caption ... "I said yes!!!"

The couple's been going out since at least this past summer, when she posted a photo of the two of them together in August with the caption "Mine."

Mine, indeed. Congrats to the future VanZant-derfords!

Liam Hemsworth sure looks like he's wearing a wedding ring.

Liam was tooling around Malibu Friday wearing a gold band that screams "married," but both he and fiancee Miley Cyrus have done this before.

They got engaged -- the second time around -- in 2016 and there were multiple reports the 2 got hitched since, but various people in their lives have called BS on the stories.

Paris Hilton's fiance is falling in line, and he's damn happy to do so ... at least when it comes to planning their wedding.

P and Chris Zylka were at LAX Wednesday -- jetting off to some fabulous location, we're sure -- and, for once, we got HIS take on how their big day is gonna go down. It was immediately obvious though ... his viewpoint is pretty much hers.

Chris insists they're taking a 50-50 approach, but then deferred to Paris on just about every detail. In other words ... he's a very smart guy. Meanwhile, she dropped a hint about her bridal party.

Bad news for Chris -- he might not be top dog at his own wedding.

Steve-O just might've pulled of the craziest stunt of his life ... he got engaged to his girlfriend, Lux Wright!!!

Steve-O popped the question Saturday night onstage at the end of a comedy special he was filming in Denver with his "Jackass" buddies and family in the audience, and when we got him Sunday at LAX he gave us a firsthand look at the ring he put on Lux.

If he sounds like a new man rather than the guy known for putting a black widow spider in his mouth for shits and giggles, just wait till you hear his dream wedding plans ...

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were late, but worth the wait for their first official visit to Wales.

The royal couple arrived at the iconic Cardiff Castle Thursday in the capital city of Wales, a pretty personal visit, of course -- he was born to the Prince and Princess of Wales. The overflowing crowd was all smiles when Harry and Meghan stepped out to greet their subjects.

Afterward, H&M headed inside the castle and joined a festival to celebrate Welsh culture.

Tiffany Trump helped out a friend who wanted to get married in Vegas -- sans the romance -- so she picked up a basket baggie and started tossing petals.

In a video that's since been deleted, President Trump's second youngest kid was seen as one of the few people in attendance at A Little White Wedding Chapel Sunday for her pal Quentin Esme Brown's "shotgun" marriage to "NYC Prep" star PC Peterson. -- who, apparently, aren't romantically involved.

It's interesting that Tiffany didn't fill in as a bridesmaid -- guess the Trump name doesn't carry as much weight in Sin City as it does in D.C. right now.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had a casual night out Friday at the hottest restaurant in L.A.

K & K hit up Craig's in West Hollywood and they were characteristically un-chatty, EXCEPT on the way out.

Our photog asked Kim if she and Kanye would go to Paris Hilton's wedding. You'll recall, we got video of Paris a week ago saying it was a no-brainer -- she was inviting Kim to her wedding. They've had an up-and-down relationship over the years, but things have smoothed out.

Ryan Lochte's officially touched the wall ... of matrimony -- he and Kayla Rae Reid just got hitched.

According to the marriage license, obtained by TMZ, Ryan and Kayla had a courthouse wedding Tuesday in Gainesville, Florida. Ryan's dad, Steven, was a witness to the ceremony.

We broke the story ... the 6-time Gold medalist picked up his marriage paperwork last week and we were told "marriage is imminent." Turns out, it was very imminent.

The couple got engaged in October 2016 on top of a mountain and had their first child together -- their son, Caiden -- in June.

Congrats!

Ricky Martin is officially off the market -- he says he's married to Jwan Yosef, but a big celebration is still to come.

The 'Assassination of Gianni Versace' star says he and Yosef -- who announced their engagement in November 2016 -- have taken all the required steps to make their marriage official ... and he's now a husband.

Martin told E! News they exchanged vows and signed all the paperwork -- including prenups -- so all that's left now is the party, which he says is coming soon.

Congrats!

Gwyneth Paltrow is ready to consciously couple again -- aka get married -- and she's splashed the news all over her magazine.

Gwyneth and director Brad Falchuk posed arm-in-arm for the cover of the latest issue of "Goop" ... with the headline "In Deep."

The "Glee" co-creator and GP said they "feel incredibly lucky to have come together at this juncture in our lives, when our collective successes and failures can serve as building blocks for a healthy and happy relationship."

This is will be the second marriage for both. Gywneth and Chris Martin's divorce was finalized in 2016. She started dating Brad shortly after the initial 2014 split from Chris.