Weird News

As we first reported, Anna's self-described "best friend" Jackie Hatten went to eBay this week to hawk panties, garter belts, "worn" lingerie tops and bottoms, and other creepy things that used to belong to Smith ... like a used makeup brush.

A rep from the auction site tells us, "eBay policy strictly prohibits listing used underwear. Used clothing may be listed on eBay as long as it has been cleaned and the listing clearly states that the clothing is used."

Plus, it's totally gross.

TMZ has obtained a picture of Bullock's Los Angeles home being fumigated to kill off unwanted pests ... which we're guessing are the two-legged, tattooed kind.

Murray -- who's due in court next month in the Michael Jackson manslaughter case -- was corralled by a fan Wednesday at a Houston Starbucks.

She gave us the pic but asked us to blur her face.

It all went down near the crumbled remains of a local gas station that was knocked over when a tornado hit Oklahoma City yesterday. The crew from KOKH was doing a live shot at the scene, when Champion -- who was setting up to do a shot at the same gas station -- came into frame.

Champion -- clearly pissed that he was being shot by another crew -- started to bark orders to the KOKH crew to get "back" and then shoved his notebook in front of the camera to block the shot.

While the KOKH camera continued to broadcast live from the scene, Champion -- who was once again in the shot -- told the crew, "You know the deal." The KOKH cameraman can be heard saying, "What deal?"

Champion responds, "You know where you're supposed to be ... so be there. It's alright ... it's all good ... so just be there."

Generally, news crews don't shoot outside talent as a professional courtesy -- but it was a live shot at the scene of a disaster.

Steven Seagal claims he doesn't bang his executive assistants -- but sources tell us he definitely made some of them go below the belt ... waaaay below the belt.

A source in the know tells TMZ that several of Seagal's assistants have been required to remove the shoes from Steven's feet while on the job ... both feet.

We're told the shoe routine is a daily task -- but assistants aren't required to handle the socks.

As TMZ first reported, Seagal is being sued by a former assistant who claims Steven tried to turn her into his own personal "sex toy."

Seagal's people claim the lawsuit is totally bogus.

After getting through his first set without any hardware malfunctions, the "American Idol" champ returned to the stage at the end of the show to perform "Hey Jude" -- with his zipper down.

Yesterday in L.A., the former "O.C." star blasted everyone who dissed what she called her "Easter outfit."

Fat Mike from the band NOFX just learned a very important lesson: You can't piss where you play ... and expect to be invited back.

TMZ has learned the rocker has officially been banned from Emo's Annex in Texas where he recently pulled that whole "you think you're drinking tequila but it's actually my urine" stunt.

A rep for Emo's tells us "Emo's does not condone Fat Mike's actions, and we do not encourage or condone any acts of stupidity that Fat Mike may perform."

The guy accused of pissing everybody off -- Fat Mike -- put on a solo performance as his alter-ego "Cokie the Clown" at last week's South by Southwest festival in Austin ... covered by punk news website DyingScene.com.

Mike began the show by passing out the shots to fans and even downed a couple himself. But after a bizarre half hour in which Mike described his friend hanging himself, smothering his dying mother to death and milking a fan, Mike decided to show the crowd a very, very disturbing video.

The video appears to begin just moments before Mike took the stage and shows the singer urinating into a bottle of tequila ... and then serving it to the audience. The video did not appear edited.

So far, cops are not investigating the situation, but when we called the Austin Health Department to ask if they had taken any action, they told us they were unaware of the incident ... but would be looking into it.

Before President Barack Obama's health care reform signing today, VP Joe Biden turned to the Commander in Chief -- and with the microphone on -- whispered to his boss, "This is a big f**kin' deal."

Sources close to Michelle McGee -- the woman who allegedly had an affair with Jesse James -- tell TMZ Michelle is adamant ... she's not a white supremacist.

According to our sources, McGee claims she just enjoys fetish modeling and the pics were an attempt to be "provocative." As we first reported, McGee posed for the pics over a year ago and the Nazi outfit was the photog's idea.

McGee's ex-husband begs to differ, claiming she was fond of making the Nazi salute.

McGee told InTouch that the "W" and "P" tattoos on her legs don't stand for "white power" -- but rather "wet p***y."

Kelly was performing in Germany on Friday night when she mysteriously disappeared from the stage during a song. The band covered for her for a bit before she finally returned. She finished the song and then admitted, "I'm really sorry, I had to pee."

It all went down late last night at a Big Easy bar called Lucy's -- Drew took the mic and explained that because the team had won the Super Bowl, he could finally let everyone in on their private ritual.