The Game YOU JUST HIT MY CAR But You're Hot So It's Cool
Hot chicks catch all the breaks in Hollywood ... just ask The Game, who appeared to give a full pardon to a woman who smashed into his BMW last night ... just because she was attractive.
Game was outside Tru nightclub with his posse ... when some lady in a Mercedes punched the gas pedal -- while her car was in reverse -- slamming her ride into Game's white Beemer while he was standing right in front of the car.
But Game didn't even get upset ... 'cause when the driver emerged from her car and walked over to the rapper to apologize, he instantly forgave her ... and it's obvious why.
"She cracked the whip! She cracked the Beemer ... but I'm such a G, that I ain't even trip!"
Game later summed up the situation perfectly -- "Cute girls get away with sh*t."
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Mama June America Needs a FEMALE President
There's been ENOUGH testosterone in the White House -- it's time for a WOMAN to lead the country, this according to Mama June.
The "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" star was leaving an NYC Barnes & Noble (yes, they still have those) ... when June explained why the next Commander-In-Chief needs to have lady parts.
Fun Fact -- June and her family recently visited the White House in D.C. ... and Mama says one of her daughters was so impressed, she left a "sticky note" for President Obama.
So far, no word if the note actually made its way to the Prez.
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Bears' Brandon Marshall Screw Training Camp I Love Wine & Pilates!!
NFL star Brandon Marshall is about to blow your mind -- 'cause it's not every day you meet a wine, yoga and Pilates lovin' football star!
We caught up with the Chicago Bears' wide receiver at the Playboy Mansion -- probably not the best time to remind him training camp starts in 9 days, but we did ... and his response was awesomely honest.
"It sucks. Right now ... you got stuff like Espys and Playboy parties. Now you gotta go to camp, you gotta go to a dormitory for a month?"
Brandon also revealed he and Jennifer Aniston have more in common than we would have ever thought -- you gotta see him light up talking about his love of Pilates, yoga ... and fine wine.
Brandon Marshall. NFL Renaissance man.
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Justin Bieber SPITS IN MAN'S FACE ... Allegedly
An Ohio man claims Justin Bieber confronted him inside a bar and SPIT IN HIS FACE this weekend ... all because JB thought he was secretly taking pics.
The man -- a DJ who performed at the Social Room on Park Street in Columbus, OH earlier that evening -- called in to the Dave and Jimmy show on WNCI and explained the saga ... saying it all started in the VIP room.
"Two of Bieber's bouncers approached me and said I was trying to take pictures of Bieber."
The man thinks JB was concerned because it was a 21+ night in the club ... and Justin's only 19.
The DJ says Bieber's people grabbed his phone and started going through it looking for pics -- but didn't find any. Still, the man claims, the bouncers told JB the DJ was trying to take pics.
According to the DJ, Justin approached him moments later ... and spouted off a couple of "choice words."
"He called my mom something, called my dad something, called me something ... and spit in my face."
TMZ spoke to the DJ ... who tells us he plans on filing charges. He's also been tested for hepatitis ... but says the tests came back negative.
The DJ's story is interesting because it's not the first time Bieber has been accused of spitting in someone's face. The singer's neighbor in Calabasas made the same allegation when he confronted Justin about speeding in their gated community.
Bieber's official rep refused to comment -- but a source in JB's camp tells TMZ, "Everything's been going really well on the tour and it's just really sad that someone would copycat others' baseless claims just to try and get attention for themselves."
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Amanda Bynes Asked for 'Miley Cyrus' Grill ... Says Maker Ben Baller
Amanda Bynes secretly wants to be just like Miley Cyrus ... at least in the grill department ... so says the man hired to construct her gangster bling, Ben Baller.
Ben is the artist making Amanda's mouth piece -- which he says cost her $10,000 -- and recently Instagrammed a mold of the actress' chompers. So when our pap saw him out in NYC ... he HAD to ask ... what was it like working with crazy the future rapper?
Ben says it was a trip -- watch the video -- he goes into detail about her nutty behavior.
But more shocking ... Ben also revealed Amanda's number one request for her grill, explaining how she wanted it to be just like Miley Cyrus'. Interesting considering Amanda previously blasted Cyrus on Twitter as "Ugly."
Talk about a 180.
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LeBron James The 'Mission Impossible' Wedding Invites
LeBron James has sent out his wedding invites -- problem is the nuptials are SO top secret they don't list a time or location ... but instead send invited guests on a clandestine retrieval mission.
According to the invites -- obtained by TMZ -- LeBron and Savannah Brinson are still tying the knot on the weekend of Sept.13th to 15th, somewhere in San Diego (which we knew from the Save the Date).
But the invites are super vague ... only listing a "Welcome Barbeque" at 7pm on Friday, Sept 13th (which is the beginning of Yom Kippur. Sorry Jews). Then listing a "Farewell Brunch" at 10:30 am Sunday.
THERE IS NO MENTION OF AN ADDRESS OR SATURDAY'S CEREMONY!!!!!
Instead, guests are instructed to call a top secret phone number by August 1st. After guests call the number, someone will get back to them with actual details.
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Metal Rockers Korn GROWING CORN While Recording Album
Korn has been hard at work the past few months using their indoor hydroponics setup to grow a few pounds ... of CORN!!!
Turns out the guys got real health conscious while recording their new album "The Paradigm Shift" -- and bought a micro-indoor farm to grow corn and other vegetables inside of the studio so they wouldn't have to buy from a store (photo below).
"TPS" will be a historic album when it's released in October since it marks the return of co-founding guitar player Brian "Head" Welch ... who left the band in 2005 for religious reasons.
Thankfully Limp Bizkit hasn't lived up to their name yet.
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Fergie from Black Eyed Peas I'm Changing My Entire Name
Fergie Ferg from the Black Eyed Peas is in the middle of a serious identity crisis -- 'cause she's petitioning the court to legally change her FIRST and LAST name ... TMZ has learned.
Ferg -- born Stacy Ann Ferguson -- has filed legal papers requesting to officially change her name to Fergie Duhamel ... roughly 4-and-a-half years after marrying Josh Duhamel.
The reason for wanting to change her last name is obvious ... but in the docs, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Ferg's lawyer says she wants to swap Stacy for Fergie in order to "conform to the first name which she is commonly and professionally known as, and has been for many years."
In other words ... no one's called her "Stacy" in YEARS.
In order for the court to grant her request, Ferg ... or Stacy (for now) ... must publish a notice in a local newspaper for four consecutive weeks (just like Ron Artest was required to do in order to become Metta World Peace).
She'll most likely get her wish if she completes her task by August 16 -- when a hearing is scheduled for the matter.
Good luck!
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Justin Bieber Janitor's Union PISSED OFF Over Mop Bucket Video
Justin Bieber's got less respect for the little people than Godzilla ... so says a rep for the biggest janitor union in the country, after TMZ posted video of the singer taking a leak in a restaurant mop bucket.
A rep for 32BJ SEIU -- aka the largest property services workers union in the US -- tells TMZ, “Unfortunately, people are often oblivious to the fact that workers like our members are faced daily with the consequences of such thoughtless acts."
The rep adds, "[Bieber's behavior] serves as a stark reminder of the essential jobs that building workers perform and the very difficult conditions under which they perform them. We welcome a heightened awareness of workers’ dignity among young people, and hope many will be moved to work for economic justice.”
Maybe Bieber should suit up for a day or two and see what it's really like to clean up after spoiled little twerps.
Here's the pee bucket video again for good measure.
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Kanye West Paparazzi Tantrum REMIX D-D-Don't Talk to Me!!!
Kanye West obviously needs a brand new music video after his other one fizzled online this week -- so we decided to do the man a solid and make him a new one ... BY REMIXING THIS WEEK'S PAPARAZZI TANTRUM!!!
You can read the story behind the video here, but that's not really today's lesson.
Today's lesson is obvious ... D-D-D-DON'T TALK TO KANYE!!! AT ALL!!!
Subscribe to our YouTube channel here. Just be quiet about it, so Kanye doesn't hear you.
'Pawn Stars' -- Old Man & Wife Two Little Rascals ... at Disneyland
The Old Man from "Pawn Stars" took a break from breaking people's balls in Vegas ... and took his wife on a date to the Happiest Place on Earth this week ... with some help from some motorized scooters.
Wearing his trademark hat and an awesome flowered vacation shirt, Richard Harrison (yes, he has a real name) ... was spotted on Main Street at Disneyland in Anaheim, CA with his wife Joanne.
Joanne was sporting soe fun Mickey Mouse balloons ... hope she didn't pay full price for those.
'Sharknado' TV Attack of Awesome Awfulness
Laugh all you want at "Sharknado" ... but it will go down in history as one of the greatest godawful TV movies ever!
Otherwise know as -- that thing people got ridiculously passionate about for no good reason.
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'Sharknado' Derek Hough Refused to Watch Because He Hates Awesome Things
It might have been the greatest television event of the year ... SHARKS climbing ropes, swimming down the 405, attacking helicopters and chasing Tara Reid up a flight of stairs ... but Derek Hough says he REFUSED to watch "Sharknado" last night.
Clearly, Hough was too closed-minded to see all of the awesomeness the made-for-SyFy movie had in store ... seriously, we counted 5 shark vs. man fatalities in the first 4 minutes.
In case you missed it ... the movie TOOK OVER Twitter last night ... with people begging for a sequel before the movie even ended.
Perhaps, "Lost" co-creator Damon Lindelof said it best ... writing, "I know it's only been 12 hours, but I'm not sure I'll ever be able to talk about anything non-Sharknado-related again."
People have already begun coming up with titles for the next installment ... here's a few we've thought up:
-- Psy-Clone: It's Raining South Korean Pop Stars
-- LouNami: Lou Rawls comes back to life to wreak havoc on the South Pacific
-- Heavy Rainn: Acid rain from a cloud that looks like Rainn Wilson melts San Diego
Please continue in the comments section ...
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Demi Moore White Tantric Meditation Actress Hits Top Secret Yoga Fest in New Mexico
Demi Moore took a whirlwind trip to New Mexico last month and got really high in the desert -- well, at least her level of consciousness did ... 'cause it was all for a special, secret yoga event ... and TMZ has the pics.
Demi -- along with her daughter Rumer Willis -- attended a Kundalini yoga Summer Solstice event in the Jemez Mountains ... where yogis and yoginis spent 3 magical days practicing something called "White Tantric Meditation."
Our yoga sources -- yes, we have yoga sources -- tell us the practice helps people "break through the subconscious blocks that enslave the mind" ... while wearing cool white clothes.
We're told one of the highlights of the event was the "Blind Walk Meditation" -- when Demi joined hands with 10 other people (all with their eyes closed) and walked around chanting, "Waheguru."
The exercise is said to help people become aware of their senses and build trust with others.
All in all, the event helped people become one with themselves and nature ...except when it came to #1 and #2 -- they had a bunch of porta-potties for that.
Namaste.
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R.L. Stine I'm a HUGE 'Twilight' Fan ... Or Am I?
R.L. Stine -- the mad genius behind the "Goosebumps" books -- says he LOVED the first "Twilight" book ... but not enough to pick up the second one. Sooooo ... literary diss??
Here's the backstory ... Stine was out in NYC yesterday when the topic inevitably turned to Stephenie Meyer's vampire books.
Stine says he liked her original book, but admits he never moved on to "New Moon."
You'd think ... if a fellow best-selling author REALLY "liked" the first book of a massive series, he'd move on to the next book. Then again ... maybe he's just really busy.
Either way ... "SAY CHEESE AND DIE" RULED!!
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Kim K Sex Tape Grandmas 3x Twerkier Than Miley Cyrus
Remember the Golden Sisters??? Those grandmas who got famous for their play-by-play of the Kim Kardashian sex tape??? Well, now they're TWERKING ... and TMZ has the footage.
FYI, their names are Mary Bartnicki (82), Josie Cavaluzzi (74), Teresa Dahlquist (74) ... and their Kim K video was so huge, it landed them a reality show on the Oprah Winfrey Network.
Now, they've got Miley Cyrus' twerk video in their sights ... and they LOVE IT.
Don't worry ... no hips were broken in the making of this clip.