Weird News

Beyonce may be loved a little too much in Brazil ... a crazed fan pulled her off the stage during a concert Sunday night.

Miss Z was singing "Irreplaceable" when she started glad-handing people in the audience ... one dude got way too carried away.

It's like she took a college course in concert recovery ... Beyonce got back on her feet and killed it. She even told the dude who almost jacked her concert, "Nice to meet you ... I love you, too."

We're impressed.

Premier League soccer star Ashley Cole learned a valuable lesson at a Missouri bar -- possibly drunk American chicks don't give a crap about English soccer stars ... and TMZ has video of the epic ass-chewing she gave him.

It all went down when Cole's team, Chelsea FC, was in St. Louis for a match against Manchester City back in May. Ashley and a few teammates hit up a bar called Hair of the Dog. Witnesses tell us there was a small dispute with the bartender over how much the players tipped, but they left without incident.

But outside the bar things got heated when a woman offered the footballers a ride to their hotel -- and Cole refused to go ... thereby igniting the most vicious U.S.-British exchange since 1776.

Highlights from the angry American:

-- "My people don't give two s**ts about you."

-- "They (Cole and co.) don't even know how to tip!"

-- "I hope this stupid ass gets robbed, gets beat, gets raped right here on the motherf**king sidewalk!"

She had much more to say -- and to their credit Cole and his mates kept relatively calm ... but you have to see the rant to do it justice.

DMX has no problem flashing his massive donger in public -- telling TMZ his naked streak through a Detroit hotel was his way of showing off his pride ... in his penis.

X was at LAX last night when he explained why in the world he went balls (and more) out -- and it wasn't just a dare.

In case you missed it ... DMX was caught on surveillance footage last week flashing his naughty bits to a hotel employee while his friends watched on.

Diddy lost a MILLION DOLLARS shooting dice early this morning -- and the best part ... he didn't give two craps about it.

The frustrating video from Diddy's dice game was posted on Instagram a few hours ago -- where the rapper bragged about the loss being no sweat and added, "Suck My D**k B*tch."

Not surprisingly, the video irked many of his followers ... with one saying, "Such a blessing to have that much money. Imma keep my fingers cross and pray for a blessing that big to get me and my family off the streets."

Mo money, NO problems ... for Diddy.

Steve Aoki insists he wasn't BS'ing when he posted a photo of himself floating magically above his private jet on Friday ... and he just called in to TMZ Live to prove it.

We saw the photo this morning on Instagram and immediately thought it had to be Photoshopped ... but Aoki said no way, explaining he does similar "Aoki jumps" all around the world.

According to Aoki, it was the pilot's last flight of the day, so the guy didn't mind having a little fun with the plane. We still weren't convinced, so Aoki just posted video proof on Twitter.

Oh yeah, and remember the insane cake toss that creamed the kid in a wheelchair last month? Steve says he INTENDED to hit the guy. You gotta hear all about it.

David Tutera -- the host of "My Fair Wedding" -- followed the biblical path in his split with Ryan Jurica -- he gets one of their twins, and Ryan gets one.

The two men had a 10-year domestic partnership that blew apart in January ... and it got UGLY. And there was a big complication -- they had fraternal twins through a surrogate in July, and that triggered a bitter custody battle.

Now here's the complication. Each man fertilized an egg that was then implanted in the same surrogate, who gave birth to the two babies at the same time. It appears the eggs are from the same biological mother.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... a judge has issued a temporary custody arrangement in which David gets custody of his biological child, baby girl Cielo, and Ryan gets custody of his biological child, Cedric.

We're also told the two men are getting along. It's unclear if they will each get visitation rights of each other's kid. So we gotta ask ...

FYI, Tutera had a chance to explain himself on "The View" this morning. Check the clip.

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Another EPIC rant from Kanye West!!!!

This time, he's bitchin' about the evilness of corporations, how he hates sellouts and why people who put "numbers" on the back of their shirts are crappy designers.

IT'S AWESOME!!!

Kanye was at a listening party for his pal Pusha T in Manhattan last night, when he grabbed the mic and went off -- admitting he'd been hittin' the Grey Goose pretty hard earlier in the night.

Nobody was harmed in the making of this video ... but he did take some time to brag about himself:

"We make good music, we make good music. We don’t give a F*CK about how much god damn money you make, we make good music!"

"2 Broke Girls" star Beth Behrs was viciously attacked by her neighbor's dog Wednesday ... so say people in her L.A. building ... and the actress even called Animal Control to handle the situation.

Luckily, Behrs wasn't injured in the attack ... but we're told the neighbor's pit bull mix did bite off a chunk of her sweater.

Here's what happened ... building sources tell us, Behrs was with her Yorkie Betty when a neighbor approached while walking a large brown lab and a pit bull mix. It's unclear why, but we're told the pit reared up and attacked Behrs, tearing a chunk off her sweater.

We're told Behrs was extremely upset by the attack and immediately called Animal Control, which eventually responded to the scene. Sources say the neighbor was fined as a result of the incident, and has been instructed to keep the dogs under better control.

Thankfully, no one was hurt, including the dogs. Ruff day.

Ashley Tisdale's obsessed fan just pled no contest to felony stalking -- and will serve no further jail time ... though he'll still have to stay the hell away from Ashley for a long time.

Nicholas Fiore was arrested back in June for violating the restraining order she got against him -- after claiming Fiore threatened to shoot her, and bombarded her with more than 18,000 tweets.

The judge gave Fiore credit for jail time served, one year of outpatient counseling, 5 years probation ... and $350 in fines and fees.

A criminal protective order -- requiring Fiore to stay 100 yards away from Tisdale -- will remain in effect for the next 5 years.

Gia Allemand's mother believes her daughter's menstrual cycle was responsible for the extreme emotional turmoil that drove Gia to suicide last month.

Donna Micheletti -- who was on the phone with the former "Bachelor" star when she hanged herself -- described her final moments with her daughter to Dr. Phil, explaining Gia had a history of drastic mood swings around the time of her period.

Donna said, "At that point, with how she felt with her menstrual cycle, she could not see clearly ... It was like night and day. It would come out of nowhere. All of a sudden, something would click in there and she would say 'This isn't right. He doesn't love me.'"

Donna acknowledged that Gia had been upset for various reasons -- including recent fights with her boyfriend and father -- but believes the hormonal extremes are what ultimately drove Gia over the edge.

SF 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick just made a BET with Seattle Seahawks QB Russell Wilson -- whoever loses when they face off this weekend has to shave an eyebrow.

The wager was captured on video in a commercial for EA Sports -- they even shook hands -- and Colin warned Wilson, "Hope you don't like your eyebrow."

It'll be interesting to see if the losing QB actually lives up to the bet ... unlike Green Bay Packers QB/chicken enthusiast Aaron Rodgers ... who still hasn't paid up after losing a bet to Boyz II Men last season.

Just a warning to Colin and Russell -- don't let your mouths write checks your eyebrows can't cash ... you'll never live it down.

Right Aaron?

Just because she's 83 doesn't mean Barbara Walters doesn't enjoy a good penis every now and then -- and yesterday, she made it clear ... she'd really like to see what Michael Buble's packin'.

Buble appeared on "The View" -- sporting a pair of jeans that featured a padlock on the zipper -- and the ladies WENT WILD for it.

When asked why he rocked the lock, Buble joked, "It's obvious none of you have ever dated an Argentinian."

That's when Barbara jumped in ... "I WANT THE KEY!"

Babs ... you minx.

Lamar Odom is getting a ton of support from fans in downtown L.A. ... where he kept up his strange nocturnal movements Monday night.

We spotted Lamar in his black track suit just after 10 PM in the the lobby of the apartment building where he's now living -- and he was posing for photos with several fans.

Lamar posed for photos with at least 3 fans -- including a middle-aged woman and her family -- before making an exit through the building's parking garage.

Lamar's been seen multiple times in the last few days wandering near the building late at night -- and sure isn't, outwardly anyway, acting like a guy in the grips of a serious crack addiction.

Not to mention being right on the verge of destroying his NBA career, and his marriage to Khloe Kardashian.

Smile and the whole world smiles with you?

Here is horned Houston Texans' mascot "Toro" raging on the field (left) -- and the electrifying San Diego Chargers mascot "Bolt" shocking the crowd (right).

A nocturnal Lamar Odom wandered the streets of Downtown L.A. just after midnight Monday ... returning home at 6:30 AM.

According to the photo agency that took the pictures, Odom hit up Wokano sushi restaurant shortly after midnight. He stayed for only 5 minutes, according to the agency, and then meandered to a convenience store where he picked up a banana.

Odom returned to his downtown apartment building -- located about 1 mile from Skid Row -- then reemerged at 3:15AM, when he jumped into someone's car.

Stop. Drop. Your pants. TMZ has obtained footage of DMX at a Detroit hotel last weekend ... RUNNING NAKED LAPS AROUND THE HALLWAY ... just because he felt like it.

The footage begins with DMX walking around a hotel hallway in just his boxer shorts, socks and house arrest ankle bracelet ... while a hotel employee removes room service from one of the rooms on the floor.

All of the sudden, X ducks behind a corner with a mischievous grin on his face -- drops his shorts -- and launches into a full ass naked, dong-out sprint.

Eventually, X returns to the starting line and grabs his drawers ... and then casually walks back toward his room as if nothing ever happened. It's pretty hilarious.

We reached out to X ... who said he just "felt like" doing a nudie run that day ... adding, "Imnotashamedofanythingigot" (read: "I'm not ashamed of anything I got.").

Hey, at least he wasn't arrested for anything that day ...