You're looking at the 2nd best ass in Brazil. Yes, the SECOND best -- and it belongs to Andressa Urach ... who hit the beach in Portugal, and decided to do a little topless sunbathing.
Andressa was 1st runner-up in the 2012 Miss Butt Brazil pageant -- or Miss Bumbum as the locals call it -- a nationwide contest to find the country's blue ribbon rear.
Click through the gallery ... Andressa's boobs must be sick of taking a backseat to her ass ... 'cause they came out to play.
BUN FACT: The best ass in Brazil, according to the MBB 2012 judges, belonged to Carine Felizardo. Now you know.
Not Just for Kids
9/26/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Emergency Boob Surgery
But the Rack Is Intact
9/25/2013 4:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Model Vida Guerra -- famous for her backside -- had emergency surgery on her other money-maker yesterday -- replacing a breast implant that was creating a serious health crisis ... TMZ has learned.
Vida posted a pic of her exposed chest Tuesday morning ... showing her right breast covered by a large gauze pad. The problem was scar tissue forming around a gel implant.
Vida tells us back in 2011 she replaced saline implants with fancy new gel ones -- 450cc (or a full C cup). When she recently started having back pain and trouble breathing ... docs told her scar tissue had formed and had to be removed, along with the implant itself.
Vida got a new left implant during her 24 hour hospital stay -- but she's home now, doing something she never gets to do ... PIG OUT!!!
The fitness fanatic confesses she's been eating "everything in sight" ... especially pizza. Docs have cleared her to start working out again in a month.
Boob job lesson of the day: Vida says, "If I could do it over again, I wouldn't have. It's just more problems in the end."
And the front.
Rebel Wilson & Ashley Tisdale
Melons Out for Luau
And Size Matters
9/20/2013 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rebel Wilson's watermelons versus Ashley Tisdale's coconuts -- photo proof life (and Hollywood) ain't always fair.
Reb and Ash were sporting their custom made bras in L.A. while shooting a scene for their new sitcom, "Super Fun Night" -- which we're sure it was.
Unless, of course, you're more into grapefruit. Or bananas.
Shows Support for Mom
But None for Her Boobs
9/13/2013 3:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan just arrived at her mom's house on Long Island -- this after Dina Lohan's arrest for an off-the-charts DWI -- and she was definitely lacking in the support department.
Lindsay showed up in a black Porsche with her sister, Ali and an unidentified guy -- flashing a ton of side-boob as she walked into the house.
Shortly after Linds showed up ... her old attorney Mark Heller walked out of Dina's pad, and announced he's representing her in the DWI.
Heller pointed out Dina is a first time DWI offender with no prior record (criminally, anyway) -- and as a result he felt she would be treated with "fairness." Translation: he's hoping for no jail time.
As we previously reported ... Dina was arrested Thursday night ... and cops say she had a BAC of 0.2 -- nearly 3 times the legal limit.
Dina's still laying low -- the only sign of her all day was in the doorway as she let a friend out. She looked ... hazy.
'Sports Illustrated' Model
Topless Pic Surfaces
... with John Legend
9/12/2013 8:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Sports Illustrated supermodel Chrissy Teigen just posed for a topless photo shoot with her fiance John Legend ... and now one of the topless pics has surfaced on the web.
But Chrissy ain't mad ... in fact, the person who posted the pic is the photographer -- and right after it hit Tumblr, Chrissy retweeted it and joked, "I figure you can't be suspended from a retweet."
The photo appears to be a frame from John's music video for his song, "All Of Me."
As of 8:11 AM PT, the photo is still up on Instagram ... but if you wanna see it, you better act fast -- we're guessing it won't be up long.
Breast Game Ever
9/11/2013 5:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Hot & TOPLESS In NY
9/10/2013 10:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
It was only 71 degrees on Staten Island yesterday, but Ashley Greene made it seem a whole lot hotter ... flashing some side boob in a teeny yellow bikini during a movie shoot in NY.
A pink and white beach blanket just barely managed to conceal the goods ... as Ashley filmed a scene for "Staten Island Summer" at the Great Kills Swim Club ... where some of the locals were used as extras.
The movie's about a couple of dudes who take jobs as lifeguards while trying to figure out what to do with their lives.
Why would you ever do anything else?
Ali Lohan Models
But Lindsay's BOOBS Steal The Show!
9/5/2013 9:13 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan is a big supporter of her lil' sis Ali's new modeling career ... but it was Lindsay -- and her boobs -- who stole the show yesterday at Ali's fashion show in NY.
19-year-old Ali was one of the featured runway models at the Wendy Nichol fall fashion show in SoHo ... a show that seemed to combine Lord of the Rings chic with a goth funeral.
Lindsay wasn't involved in the show -- but dressed the part anyway, sporting a low cut number that highlighted her Baggins (LOTR joke!).
Walk Down Mammary Lane
Before She Got Engaged
8/19/2013 2:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Skin & Bones & Boobs
8/14/2013 10:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Very Public Breastfeeding
8/9/2013 3:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Selma Blair is mixing fun bags with shopping bags -- the former "Anger Management" star was unabashedly breastfeeding in plain sight at one of the biggest shopping spots in L.A. like it was no big deal.
Blair was spotted at The Grove with her 2-year-old son ... pumping the kid full of breast milk on a trolley, surrounded by shoppers.
Clearly, Selma's not shy when it comes to the matter -- but we gotta ask ...
New 'Angels' Identified
Hardcore Porn Vets
8/6/2013 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
One is beautiful ... one is brilliant ... and they're all bangin' Charlie -- at least, that's the presumption because Mr. Sheen's new "angels" are all well versed in the art of screwery, TMZ has learned.
After some hardcore research -- and we mean HARDCORE -- we've finally identified all three of Charlie's new lady friends ... and, shocker, they're all veteran porn stars.
Ladies and gentlemen ... but mostly gentlemen ... meet (from left to right) Jayme Langford, Jana Jordan and Celeste Star.
A few fun facts about Charlie's Angels:
- Jana Jordan has starred in more than 100 adult films including Power Munch 3 & 5 ... and she's been nominated for a ton of AVN awards.
- Celeste Star doesn't just act in porn ... she's also a porn director ... although she currently only has one film under her belt.
- Jayme Langford studied bio-ethics at the University of Judaism in Los Angeles. UJ officials pulled her financial aid though after discovering she had starring roles in a bunch of porn flicks.
Bonus Fun Fact: The blonde and the redhead have shot at least 2 sex scenes TOGETHER. There might be more ... but our computers are gonna go blind if we continue to research.