Sorry, Internet ... that's not Beyonce topless at the beach -- no matter how much you want it to be.
Photos started circulating Tuesday morning ... showing a woman who looks a lot like Bey flaunting yellow bikini bottoms, and nothing else. Just fully exposed whoppers.
However ... we've got an eye for this stuff, and dug into the archives to discover the woman in the pics is actually ex-Big Brother U.K. contestant Rachael White -- and the photos were shot back in 2011.
I See Your Mozart Boobs ...
And Raise You Two
10/14/2014 1:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Coco Austin has a message for the Internet's Mozart boob girl -- and it's that her chesticles are every bit as musical!
Ice-T and Coco were out in NYC and we asked her about viral sensation Sara X -- who famously bounced her breasts to a Mozart beat -- and Coco responded the best way she possibly could. Just watch.
Coco did tell us she thinks Sara's video could actually spark a huge modern day renaissance for Mozart. Can't hurt boobs either. Not that they need any help.
The Best Breasts In Hollywood Belong To ...
10/13/2014 3:36 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Andre Berto knows all about knockouts ... but the boxing stud says he knows a little something about knockers too -- telling TMZ Sports there's one pair in Hollywood that stand out above the rest ... BY FAR!!
Berto was at Greystone Manor in L.A. this weekend when our photog asked him (in honor of breast cancer awareness month) who has the wappiest wappers in all of Tinsel Town.
Check out the clip -- anyone expecting Berto to pick one of the usual suspects might be a little surprised ... 'cause the woman he "Singled Out" is no "New Kid On the Block."
FYI -- Those were like, hints.
Classic Recording Sullied With Boobs
10/13/2014 1:26 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Mozart just rolled over in his grave ... but don't worry, it was only because this video made him really excited.
Thanks to the awesomeness of the Internet some chick named Sara X took to YouTube to show off an amazing talent ... bouncing her boobs to the tune of a song with no hands.
This time, she chose the Mozart classic "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" -- and it's AWESOME!
Have you seriously not started watching this video yet?!
Shame on you.
'Total Divas' Star
My Boobs Almost Fell Out
10/11/2014 8:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Total Divas" star Ariane Andrew still frets over her turnbuckle pads slipping off DURING a WrestleMania match ... but her co-star Rosa Mendes has the solution to her dilemma.
The WWE stars were leaving Kitson with their fellow Diva Alicia Fox when we asked if they'd ever had a wardrobe malfunction in the ring ... not surprisingly, both Rosa and Ariane pled guilty.
Luckily, Rosa has the trick for making sure it doesn't happen again -- one celebs use all the time on red carpets.
Just watch the video ... the girls are super hot.
Topless, Topless, Topless
10/3/2014 1:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
10/4/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rolling in the Cleav
9/30/2014 8:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Even Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin needs support from time to time.
'Retha's making headlines for her amazing cover of Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" -- and she was showing off her ball gown swag Monday in NYC after taping an episode of "The Late Show with David Letterman."
She's a natural woman.
9/23/2014 1:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The woman claiming to have 3 boobs is A FRAUD ... A FAKE ... and ironically what exposed her lie is a crime someone committed against her.
Jasmine Tridevil has been making the rounds, claiming she got plastic surgery to net her an additional boob.
But we got a document from the Tampa International Airport Police Dept. describing a baggage theft. According to the doc ... someone stole a bunch of luggage off an American Airlines conveyor belt, including a black nylon roller bag.
Cops caught the thieves after IDing them with surveillance video. The black bag belonged to Tridevil, but before she got it back it was inventoried by police as part of the case against the crooks.
Guess what was inside the bag? "A 3 breast prosthesis."
BTW ... she told cops the prosthesis was valued at $5K.
The boobs are perfect, but she's a little crooked.
TV Anchor Pervs Out
Let Me See Your 3 Breasts ... AGAIN
9/23/2014 6:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The woman who claims to have had a third breast surgically implanted on her body showed off the goods ... but not nearly long enough for the TV anchor who was interviewing her.
Jasmine Tridevil told WTSP in Tampa (of course she's from Tampa) she had the surgery to become famous ... and recorded it for a self-produced reality show she hopes to sell.
Local Emmys, here we come!
Her Ass Critics
9/16/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Forget My Weird Butt
Check Out My Underboob!
9/13/2014 12:09 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Nicki Minaj attempted to erase the bizarre butt cheeks image Friday night in France ... by flashing a whole lotta underboob.
Minaj hit up Club 79 in Paris after a surprise appearance at Beyonce's concert ... and it was clear the singer was trying her best to distract the attention away from her ass ... for once.
In case you missed it ... N.M. performed at the "Fashion Rocks" event Tuesday in NYC and during the gig photogs snapped an awkward shot of her glutes.
That's Always in Style
9/8/2014 10:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
A couple of ice cream cone pasties were all that stood between Miley's nipples and her crew as they cruised into an Alexander Wang after party.
Miley rolled in to the event with Tyga, Kendall and Kylie Jenner and others -- but everyone else was boring and, y'know .. fully clothed.
So, yeah ... Miley won the night.