Weird News

Cops weren't lying when they said they discovered nearly 400 pot plants at the Nevada home of former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss ... just check out the INSANE haul they confiscated last week.

TMZ broke the story, Fleiss was charged with pot possession after police claim they found 392 marijuana plants outside her house in Pahrump on August 7.

Fleiss admitted the plants were hers, but told police she was growing them for a cooperative in Vegas.

The problem ... Fleiss didn't have a license to grow at the time, so she has been charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell, possession of drug paraphernalia and maintaining a home where drugs are sold/used.

Looking like an androgynous Captain Morgan with blonde hair, a lipsticked Richard Simmons stepped out in L.A. Tuesday, inexplicably wearing this borderline insane red costume.

Kinda reminds us of the Starburst little lad guy.

"Big Time Rush" lead singer Kendall Schmidt has taken the phrase "man's best friend" to a whole new level -- by tattooing the face of his dog Sissy on his back ... and TMZ has the photographic proof.

Sources close to Sissy -- Kendall's adorable Boston Terrier -- tell TMZ ... the singer immortalized the pooch's mug onto the left side of his back a few weeks ago at Smith Street Tattoo in Brooklyn.

We're told the ink job took about an hour and was pretty painful -- but it won't be his last ... especially if he ever gets another dog.

Kevin Hart isn't putting his ass on the line ... just to shave 30 minutes off a trip -- not if he has to ride an 800 mph aluminum pod to do it!!

We asked Kevin last night in Hollywood if he'd jump at the chance to ride the "Hyperloop" -- pods that will float through tubes at high-speed ... and could blaze from LA to San Fran in a half hour.

Elon Musk, co-founder of Tesla, just unveiled plans for the "Hyperloop" -- which sounds like the kinda thing celebs would totally dig ... after all, time is money, right?

Not even close. Not for Kevin anyway.

Famke Janssen -- who famously played Jean Grey in the "X-Men" movies -- claims she's been targeted in a crime so creepy, it will make your skin crawl ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... Janssen filed a police report recently saying she returned home to her NYC home this weekend and noticed a children's book in her bedroom ... "The Lonely Doll."

Problem is ... Janssen doesn't own that book and INSTANTLY became weirded out.

To make matters worse, "The Lonely Doll" is about a couple of toys who promise to NEVER, EVER LEAVE each other. It also has a super creepy book cover.

Janssen called police ... believing someone must've broken into her home and placed the book there. Creeeeeeeppppyyyyy.

We're told cops are investigating the incident as a burglary ... and are currently checking out surveillance footage to see if they can identify the creeper.

Sources say there are no signs of forced entry and Famke told police no one has had access to the home.

Spike from "Little Giants" is no longer a tackling machine ... he's a DANCING MACHINE ... and TMZ has footage showing the guy poppin' and lockin' like a friggin' CHAMP!!

19 years after he tried (and failed) to obliterate Becky "The Icebox" O'Shea ... Sam Horrigan took over the dance floor at La Maison lounge in Studio City, CA ... and totally stole the show.

We're told it all went down at an event for Ken Due clothing -- when Sam, who's a manager at the lounge, started feeling the music and decided to bust out a few moves.

The leg strength is particularly impressive ... must've been the nightly "evaporated milk" massages.

Justin Bieber is wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' ... but he didn't have a box -- so he covered his junk with a guitar and jammed out a naked serenade for one lucky lady fan -- HIS GRANDMA!

TMZ has obtained photos of a completely nude Biebs strumming away on his big wooden instrument ... at his grandmother's home in Toronto during Thanksgiving back in November 2012.

And why, you ask, did Bieber go ass naked for g-ma?

Our sources tell us JB had been staying at his granny's house during the holiday ... and slept in a little too late on Thanksgiving morning.

Bieber finally woke up after hearing family and friends stirring around the house -- so he thought he'd prank 'em ... by grabbing his guitar and playing a naked set a la Jenny from "Forrest Gump" ('memba that?).

We're told birthday-suited Bieber went right up to his grandma and started belting out some impromptu lyrics ... like, "I Loooove you grandmaaaa ... how are youuuu ... helloooo grandma."

We're told G thought it was pretty funny -- and everyone in the home was cracking up -- but granny begged the pop star to get back in his room to put some damn clothes on, stat.

Thanksgiving -- they go balls out.

Forget comparing himself to Jesus -- Scott Disick thinks he's more important than Kris Kardashian and Kanye West ... who BTW really does think he's Jesus.

Scott posted this pic in his Instagram, and The Last Supper comparisons are delicious. Notice Kris Humphries (3rd from left) is present.

You would think Kris H. would be in the spot of Judas, but that was reserved for 17-year-old Kendall.

Girl, I must waaarn you ... NFL Hall-of-Famer Jonathan Ogden ripped out a version of Bell Biv Devoe's "Poison" at his HOF induction party last week ... and ... it's ... well, it's pretty damn entertaining.

The Baltimore Ravens legend grabbed the mic and rocked out like it was 1990 all over again at his post-induction party on Canton, Ohio last weekend.

FYI -- the guy's 6'9", 345-pounds and routinely OWNED some of the baddest men on the planet ... so, are YOU gonna tell him he can't sing for a damn??

Neither are we.

The gold truck Katy Perry commissioned to promote the release of her new album -- Prism -- was just hit by a drunk driver ... TMZ has learned.

The collision occurred 15 minutes ago near a truck stop in Pennsylvania. We're told the driver of a semi-truck slammed into Katy's whip, causing substantial damage to the cab. We're told the semi driver is in the process of being arrested for drunk driving.

Now the good news. The precious cargo is fine ... because Katy wasn't in the truck at the time of the crash. As for the others who were inside, we're told they're ok.

4:55 PM PT -- Law enforcement tells TMZ ... the accident occurred in a Walmart parking lot.

We're told the driver of Katy's truck was inside the Walmart when the collision happened.

Selma Blair is mixing fun bags with shopping bags -- the former "Anger Management" star was unabashedly breastfeeding in plain sight at one of the biggest shopping spots in L.A. like it was no big deal.

Blair was spotted at The Grove with her 2-year-old son ... pumping the kid full of breast milk on a trolley, surrounded by shoppers.

DJ Steve Aoki absolutely nailed one of his wheelchair-bound fans in the face with a 80-foot cake toss -- and if you think that's awesome ... the kid's reaction is the real icing on the ... oh you get it.

The LAPD has CLOSED its missing persons investigation involving the wife of Scientology leader David Miscavige ... because cops had a face-to-face meeting with her ... TMZ has learned.

The investigation was launched after LAPD detectives received reports that Shelly Miscavige had not been seen publicly in 6 years. As we previously reported, one of the people who contacted cops was actress Leah Remini.

Law enforcement tells TMZ they have determined the missing persons allegation is "unfounded."

Members of the U.S. military are pissed Anthony Weiner's sexting partner involved the American flag in her masturbation porn -- and TMZ has learned, the XXX king behind the video is so sorry ... he's editing the flag out of the tape entirely.

Sources close to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tell TMZ, Hirsch recently received a call from an active serviceman in Florida, complaining about Sydney Leathers' upcoming porn, in which she masturbates on top of the red, white, and blue.

We're told the man was NOT upset about the masturbation part -- he's a big Vivid fan after all -- but the American flag's involvement crossed the line, and he was going to have the DVD banned from his base.

We're told Hirsch profusely apologized to the man for offending anyone in the U.S. military -- a major porn consumer for obvious reasons -- and agreed to remove the American flag from Vivid's website as well as from Sydney's DVD.

And that seemed to do the trick -- we're told the man accepted Hirsch's apology, moved on with his porn-filled existence, and lived happily ever after. The end.

Lady Gaga finally got naked ... FULLY NAKED ... but it's weird. Really weird.

The video just surfaced, featuring a naked, hairless, crystal-spooning Gaga doing a meditation exercise inspired by Marina Abramovic, a famous performance artist.

The video shows Gaga doing "The Abramovic Method," which supposedly heightens physical and mental awareness.

Miley Cyrus is NOT in the Ying Yang Twins music video tribute to her bootyful backside -- so they got the next best thing ... an impersonator with serious ass shaking skills!

TMZ obtained a clip from the Twins' new video for "Miley Cyrus" featuring a twerked out look-alike in a unicorn onesie -- an obvious parody of the singer's popular YouTube clip.

The whole video is set to drop soon -- and our spies on set say the impersonator actually gives M.C. a run for her money in the badonkadonk department.

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