Weird News

Zac Hanson -- the drummer from Hanson -- was the victim in a disgusting spit attack on his tour bus in Seattle last night ... and the gross moment was all caught on video.

Here's what we know -- the spitter somehow got onto Hanson's tour bus ... and as Zac was trying to boot him from the bus, the guy unleashed a big nasty loogie that hits Zac right in the head.

You can see the spit dripping off Zac's hair ... it's really disgusting ... but Zac simply brushed off the incident, and smiled as if it was no big deal.

As for the douche bag ... he simply turns and walks away while cursing out some of the people surrounding the bus.

After the incident, Zac tweeted ... "Gonna be a good show tonight, I cleaned off all the spit and I am feeling ready to go! -Z"

Cher is standing firm that Sonny Bono is inhabiting her Malibu mansion.

And there's a reason she KNOWS it's not some other ghost.

Steven Tyler might wanna get comfortable sitting on the toilet -- cause he's getting a year's worth of Mexican food ... for free!

The 65-year old Aerosmith front man was cruising into LAX when he dropped the noticias -- Chipotle hooked him up ... even issued him his own fancy, personalized card.

Our Chipotle sources say he's only allowed one taco or burrito a day though ... so no family outings.

When asked about her thoughts on ghosts during a recent AMA (ask me anything) on Reddit ... Cher confessed she's a hardcore believer -- 'cause Sonny still messes with her from beyond.

"I actually think that Sonny makes a light go on (in the house)" Cher revealed, adding, "I have a beautiful chandelier that he makes the light go on when it is impossible, there is no power on."

It's possible Cher is telling the truth ... or she could just be nuts.

Billy the Blind Kid from "Dumb and Dumber" better kiss Mark Zuckerberg's tuchus -- 'cause he'd have been screwed out of the sequel if it weren't for Facebook.

Billy -- real name Brady Bluhm -- was praying he'd get a call for part two once the studio confirmed it was a go ... but weeks passed without a peep.

Turns out the Farrelly Brothers had written his short, yet memorable part into the new script ... but didn't know if he was still in the business and couldn't find him.

Thankfully for Brady ... it's 2013 and they found him through FB. But business is business .. he still had to audition for the gig. He passed!

Brady says Harry and Lloyd still live in the same apartment for 'To' ... but beyond that he was tight lipped.

We're told Luis fired off a hail mary email to producers on Friday hoping the wardrobe might be laying around somewhere ... but only got the silent treatment.

Kinda fitting.

Cory Booker's stripper friend did what she knows how to do best last night -- took off her clothes ... and we got video of her first show since being outed for flirting with the Newark mayor.

Lynsie Lee -- the stripper of the hour -- returned to the stage last night at the vegan strip joint she just made famous ... Casa Diablo.

Lynsie looked smokin' ... but her non-scandalous scandal didn't do much for business.

The good news -- we hear the vegan "Booker Burger" is delicious.

Michael Douglas took advantage of the senior discount at an Outback Steakhouse in New Mexico yesterday to celebrate his 69th birthday.

M.D. drudged along to his car with a friend after the meal ... no sign of ex Catherine Zeta Jones -- who he's reportedly trying to mend relations with.

We're not sure what he ordered ... but if it wasn't a bloomin' onion, then SHAME!!!

Hollywood got all 1998 on Joey Fatone last night, and it was spectacular -- as a simple photo with 2 female fans turned into an exhibition of nipple piercings.

Joey was walking out of Beacher's Madhouse in Hollywood when a convo with him about Britney Spears was thankfully interrupted by a couple of adoring fans ... who asked our camera guy to snap a pic.

One girl immediately says, "I was going to show you my nipple piercing" -- and even though Joey says that's not necessary ... sometimes s**t happens.

Three awesome reasons to watch this clip: 1) The girl who flashes her boob ... 2) Joey squirming while it happens .... and 3)see reason#1.

Robert Kennedy, Jr. is on the hunt for someone to date his cousin, Maria Shriver.

We got Robert in Hollywood last night ... and he said Maria's on the hunt for a man -- especially since Arnold now has a GF.

The environmentalist advises potential suitors to write Ms. Shriver a letter.

Kid Rock and his fam can sleep soundly ... the man accused of attempting to drive his van through the front gate of the singer's home has been sentenced to several years in prison.

42-year-old Brian Duane Keith got nailed on three counts -- attempted home invasion in the 2nd degree, malicious destruction of property, and malicious destruction of a building.

Keith -- who was captured on surveillance video of the July incident -- smashed several windows after breaking Kid Rock's gate.

Keith was immediately taken to prison to begin serving a sentence of at least 46 months.

It must be Opposite Day ... because Kanye West wasn't just cordial with a bunch of paparazzi in Hollywood moments ago, he was downright nice.

Ye was picking up a friend in his murdered-out Lambo when he turned to address the photogs in pursuit ... not with a fist, BUT WITH A SMILE.

He gave the guys a friendly heads up that he'd be driving all the way to Anaheim today. In other words, tailing him could be a full-day mission, so the paps should know what they're getting themselves into.

A surprising move ... considering the rapper's been charged with battery and attempted grand theft for allegedly attacking a photog at LAX.

Blake Griffin had it bad for his baby mama Brynn Cameron's brother ... and the NBA star even filmed a video to prove it.

A little background: Brynn's bro Jordan Cameron was a standout tight end for USC football back in 2011, and for some reason, Blake really really wanted to make sure Jordan got drafted by an NFL team.

So ... Blake filmed a hype video (and homage to Mars Blackmon) for Jordan -- co-starring Jordan -- before the draft.

Guess it worked ... the Browns picked Jordan -- mazel tov -- but did Blake only agree to shoot the hype video because he was banging Jordan's sister at the time? We can't say for sure (probably).

Charlie Sheen just showed up for jury duty in Los Angeles, and tells TMZ he's praying for a multiple murder case.

Charlie showed up in rare form ... bragging about the new tattoo on his arm -- which is actually pretty awesome.

Two of Robin Thicke's brothers blew into L.A. Monday ... one of them looks like Robin. The other ... not so much.

Here's the tale of the tape on Alan Thicke's spawn: Carter Thicke, the younger, uhh ... smaller one ... is the guy doing all the talking in the video. Brennan Thicke is the older, quieter guy in the background.

Brennan has the same mom as Robin -- singer Gloria Loring -- but doesn't look as much like Robin as 16-year-old Carter. Odd, since Carter has a different mom.

A famous Las Vegas pool party must have a very relaxed no-pee policy ... because R. Kelly was invited to perform there over the weekend.

Wearing a Jesus piece that would make Flo Rida jealous, the "Ignition" singer (and alleged underage pee fanatic) dropped some tunes at the Rehab Pool Party at the Hard Rock Hotel on Sunday, and the crowd went bananas.

Of course the truth is, if you're going to piss in public ... there's pretty much no safer place than a Vegas pool.

Everybody does it.