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Prince George braved out the helicopter ride ... but then melted down.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers player Louis Murphy was so drunk and confused about why he was locked in a museum, he called 911 and he's now made the Hall of Fame ... for 911 calls.

In the call obtained by TMZ Sports, the wide receiver tells the dispatcher he was a groomsman at his friend's wedding at the Flagler Museum -- but "got kinda drunk," and accidentally fell asleep in a garden and got locked inside.

29-year-old Murphy said he cut his hand while trying to break through a door to freedom. You'd think a guy who uses his hands for a living would be pissed about that, but no ... Murph was more upset his friends were somewhere partying without him.

He was clearly still wasted. Just listen. So good.

Museum security found him and cops showed up around 1:15 AM, but agreed no criminal charges would be pressed because Murphy agreed to pay for the door repair costs.

Iggy Azalea now thinks Nick Young can share the blame for their breakup ... with a particular type of person.

We got Iggy at LAX after her flight from Australia -- hours after her epic one finger salute -- and when she was asked what's next, she had a very interesting response.

Now we know what she's looking for in a man. It's also clear she's pissed about Nick's situation -- being a father -- and thinks that's ultimately what opened the door for that other situation. Y'know ... Keonna.

Mariah Carey and James Packer have both an interesting and obvious choice in the music they pipe on his yacht ... Mariah Carey.

Mimi and billionaire boo James Packer are cruising Capri in his massive boat.

Antivirus software legend John McAfee should be counting his piles of money and settling into retirement, but no -- he says he's looking for face paint and a park to pester people ... as a mime.

We've seen the hilarious email McAfee fired off to L.A. publicist Domenick Nati -- who's looking to rep McAfee. He says at the age of 70, he's "finally come to terms with the full nature of my ambitions. I have always wanted to become a mime."

McAfee wisely asked Nati if he has experience working with mimes, and adds, "Specifically, have you advanced their careers?"

We reached out to McAfee and, while there was no "LOL" in his original email, he says he was kidding ... he's actually considering becoming a puppeteer.

We're guessing this is a joke since John's already juggling a lot. Besides his alleged mime and puppeteer ambitions ... the multimillionaire inventor of McAfee AntiVirus software has been trying to get the Libertarian presidential nod.

Jessica Alba was involved in a massive July 4th pileup at a grocery store.

The actress went wild shopping the aisles in Malibu. There were so many grocery bags Jessica could barely shut the back hatch.

Travis Barker ain't backing off the bet he made with a TMZ photog over the big Brock Lesnar vs Mark Hunt fight at UFC 200 ... saying he's even picked out the spot where our poor bastard will have to get his tat.

To jog your memory ... we got Travis out a while ago and asked him who he thought would win the match up ... he said Hunt, our guy said Lesnar ... then the two men bet a new tattoo on it.

We got Barker out in NYC again ... and asked him where our guy would have to permanently mark himself if Hunt wins ... and his answer was pure Rock 'n' Roll.

Check out the clip.

Rick Ross has always been an industrious guy -- figuring out ways around the word "no" -- so it's no surprise he figured out a way to get a luxurious spa treatment, GPS ankle bracelet and all.

The rapper had celeb massage therapist Loyale, of Green Room Massages, stop by for a 4-hour poolside session.

The video's hysterical, watching Loyale maneuver around Rozay's monitoring bracelet.

Loyale tells us she customized RR's session to lower his blood pressure. The price tag ... $1k, and he left a big fat tip.

Eddie George is trying to get on Bruce Lee's level ... 'cause he's mastereing the "2-inch punch" -- and tested it out on a TMZ photog!

Here's the backstory ... George got an MMA tutorial from Herschel Walker in between takes at a "Heisman House" commercial shoot earlier this week.

Walker worked on the technique with George ... and he was all excited to try it out when our photog inquired about it at LAX.

FYI -- our photog fully consented!!!

Meanwhile, here's Bruce doing the 1-inch version.

#Amazing

Kanye West's naked homage just got weirder, courtesy of showman Jeff Beacher ... who re-shot the image from the "Famous" music video -- complete with himself as Kim Kardashian!

Never one to miss a chance to promote -- Jeff got some of the stars from Beacher's Madhouse together under the sheets for the hysterical shot. Rumor is the Madhouse is coming back to Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel soon ... so, we're guessing Jeff saw this as the perfect way to introduce ... mini-Taylor Swift!

No one from Kanye's "Famous" image was spared in the spoof. Amber Rose got the blow-up doll treatment, and Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour is merely a skeleton.

Ray J got the shortest end of the stick though.

Anyone hoping to see Dwyane Wade, LeBron James & Chris Paul back on the banana boat is in luck ... kinda ... 'cause the most bromantic moment in NBA history is officially a Snapchat filter.

The guys are all back on vacation -- we're not sure where, but it's nice -- and Wade took to Snapchat to document the festivities using a mini cartoon picture of the guys' famous ride.

Check out the vid -- You can tell it's still the beginning of the trip ... but everyone looks like they're ready to turn up, expect for LeBron ... who's obviously a little tired from carrying an entire city on his back.

No word on whether there will be another boat ride ... but even if there isn't, we'll always have summer 2015.

Suddenly, Travis Barker's got a lot riding on Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt -- if he doesn't pick the winner he's gonna pay off a bet with his body.

We got Travis in NYC and our camera guy offered him a wager on UFC 200's co-main event ... and the Blink 182 drummer simply couldn't refuse.

Check out the video to see who Travis is backing. He says he's actually willing to squeeze a TMZ tattoo onto his already-covered body, IF the wager goes south.

Johnny Depp returned to L.A. for the first time since his domestic violence allegations surfaced, and his first stop in public, was a stage at the famous Comedy Store.

Depp was at the legendary Sunset Strip location Saturday night with a few friends, including comedian Doug Stanhope ... who's been viciously defending Johnny against Amber Heard.

Witnesses tell us Johnny surprised the crowd by getting onstage and mumbled something most people couldn't understand ... it's kinda his thing nowadays.

But we're told the crowd went nuts cause no one expected to see him, and it was a great intro for Mat Edgar who was about to perform.

#ToughActToFollow

Yeah ... Lil Jon's got a few things to get off his chest when it comes to Dave Chappelle.

We caught up with the rapper/producer at LAX and our guy asked if Dave's famous 2004 skit has had any impact on his life and career. Holy crap, we stumbled on to a hot topic for Jon!

Check out the vid ... and yes, people -- he says a lot more than "Yeah!"

File Under: Oops.

Johnny Manziel's attorney accidentally texted an AP reporter about Johnny's domestic violence case, alleged drug use and more ... in one of the most epic screwups of all time.

The AP reporter had reached out to Bob Hinton seeking a comment on Johnny's hit-and-run case. What the reporter got back was a lengthy message he wasn't supposed to see ... a message intended for another attorney.

The highlights ...

-- Hinton said his team are seeking a plea deal in the Colleen Crowley domestic violence case ... and that the D.A. is "very interested in working with us to arrive at some agreement."

-- Hinton suggested Manziel would be in trouble if one of the terms of the plea deal included drug testing ... saying, "Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle."

-- In the text, Hinton also refers to a receipt from a Dallas head shop called The Gas Pipe -- suggesting Johnny spent $1,018.77 at the shop, which sells everything from pipes to bongs and other stoner stuff.

-- Hinton also said there was "conflict" as to whether Johnny actually went to police after his alleged hit-and-run crash Monday night.

As TMZ Sports reported, the Dallas PD initially said they had no report of an accident involving Manziel ... but hours later said they did. It was weird.

The AP says Manziel's lawyer threatened to sue them if they published the info from the accidental texts.

For any doubters it's Sia actually singing under that mop of hair ... a Rocky Mountain breeze has your back.

Sia was performing Wednesday night at Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Denver, Colorado when the weather refused to cooperate. The famed amphitheater is carved into the foothills of The Rockies, so the wind gets tricky.

The singer's been spotted without her wig before, but her face is always covered when she's performing, so count this as a cheap thrill for the crowd.