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Michael Rooker Chris Pratt Lulled Me to Sleep During 'Guardians 2' Scene

8/30/2017 10:14 AM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

Michael Rooker's a pro when it comes to relaxing -- which turns out to be a slight problem while filming sentimental scenes with Chris Pratt.

We got Michael at LAX and he talked about the "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" blooper that's had fans cracking up. It's from his character Yondu's funeral scene, and since cameras couldn't show him breathing ... he had to chill himself out.

He pulled it off ... getting REAL chill, as in zonked out and snoring. Michael blames it all on his co-star, Chris, and told us it happened more than once. Or twice. 

Dude loves his sleep.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. My Uber Rating's Skyrocketing 'I've Been Tipping Good'

8/30/2017 10:38 AM PDT
Breaking News

Dale Earnhardt Jr. has found the secret to boosting his Uber rating -- MONEY! 

The NASCAR legend got the Uber blues on Saturday when he learned his rating was a crappy 4.0 on the 5.0 scale. He tweeted about it, "That's complete sh*t."

Uber immediately reached out to Dale and tried to help him with some quick tips ... and Junior says his rating's been way up ever since.

"I've been tipping really good and been nice to the driver ... and it's working out! My ratings are up!"

Earnhardt says he's cool with the company now -- and says it's the best way to go out if you plan on boozing. 

Smart man ... Uber fare is WAYYYY cheaper than a DUI. 

NHL Star Puts Wieners in Stanley Cup

8/14/2017 4:38 PM PDT
Breaking News

What's better than making a caddy follow you around the golf course with hot dogs?

How about making the Stanley Cup do it.

Pittsburgh Penguins star Phil Kessel spent his day on the links with the Holy Grail Monday ... fillin' it to the brim with tube steaks!!

In case you're wondering about Kessel's fascination with hot dogs ... there was a rumor he used to eat a wiener a day in Toronto before he was traded from the Maple Leafs.

But the myth apparently wasn't true ... and to be frank, it looks like Kessel got the sweet end of the deal, 'cause he's a freakin' 2-time Stanley Cup champ.

Marlon Wayans Black People Have the Edge Post-Nuclear War

8/11/2017 7:18 AM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

Marlon Wayans says black people have a HUGE advantage post-nuclear war. 

We got one of the Bros at LAX Thursday and asked about the booming bomb shelter biz ... and he says he's about to join the rush.

Thing is ... Marlon keys in on a critical issue -- food. If the only food source remaining on earth are rodents, he says black people have skills that white people can't touch. Put differently, fricasseeing a rat blows, but it's a whole different animal with Lawry's and flour.

Fingers crossed we never have to test his theory.

Anthony Scaramucci Bill Hader Spoofs The Mooch 'I'm Like Human Cocaine!!!'

8/11/2017 6:36 AM PDT

Anthony Scaramucci belatedly got the 'SNL' treatment courtesy of 'SNL' alum, Bill Hader ... and it was, well, a day too late.

It kinda felt like calling Scaramucci "The Mooch" was a new thing, even though it was kinda played out a couple weeks ago. And the Steve Bannon autofellatio gag was last month's news cycle.

Nevertheless, Hader did a good impression.

And, the last joke is pretty funny.

One thing's clear ... the 'SNL' folks must have been apoplectic when the Mooch resigned 11 days in.

Jamie Foxx Who Wants To Hear My Vin Diesel, Jay-Z Impersonation?!

8/3/2017 7:28 AM PDT

Wanna hear Jamie Foxx's spot-on-call-it-a-night-and-put-the-kids-to-bed impersonation of Vin Diesel and Jay-Z? We got you.

Jamie was leaving Mr Chow Wednesday night in Bev Hills when we told him about Vin's plan to reboot "Miami Vice" for NBC. Jamie's face not only lit up with excitement ... he busted out Vin's famous line from "The Fast and the Furious."

It gets better ... we ask Jamie if Phil Collins should do the new "Miami Vice" soundtrack. Jamie loves the idea and suggests Phil collaborate with Jay-Z.

Check it out ... Jamie gives us an awesome sample.

Halle Berry Chuggin' Whiskey At Comic-Con

7/20/2017 2:31 PM PDT

Halle Berry just showed up her "Kingsman: The Golden Circle" co-stars ... by taking their shots of whiskey and raising them a whole damn glass.

Halle and the cast were on a panel at San Diego's Comic-Con Thursday when they started passing around shots. Channing Tatum poured her about 5 shots worth into a pint and, after intense peer pressure from the crowd ... she slammed it!

More proof she's definitely not pregnant ... if ya needed that.

Someone's going to bed early tonight.

Larry David Hilariously Mocks Howie Mandel With Assist from Doc Rivers

7/17/2017 10:58 AM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

Here's what you need to know about this video ... 

Howie Mandel and Larry David both have a "thing" when it comes to shaking hands. 

Howie's got mysophobia and won't do it because of the germs. Larry's not a huge fan of handshaking either. 

So, when they were leaving Craig's the other day after a meal with Doc Rivers, the group was discussing the proper way to say goodbye ... shake or no shake? 

It's pretty funny stuff. Almost makes ya feel like you're living in an episode of 'Curb.'

Jessie 'Mr. PEC-Tacular' GIVES EPIC WEDGIE After Thumb Wrestling Domination

7/10/2017 12:05 AM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

Word to the wise ... if you see Jessie "Mr. PEC-Tacular" Godderz on the streets, DON'T challenge him to a thumb wrestling match, or your butthole might just pay the price.

Our TMZ camera guy learned that the hard way in Manhattan, when he faced off against the jacked "Big Brother" legend in a battle of opposables ... and LOST.

What was on the line? Loser gets a wedgie.

Well, our guy lost ... and the punishment was so bad, Jessie literally ripped the photog's undies as he pulled 'em over his head.

Ice up, son. 

Denny's Fist Fight Now That's a Grand Slam Breakfast!!!

5/8/2017 6:21 AM PDT

A brawl broke out at a Denny's in New York and it was epic.

The action was captured by comedian Nick Nack Pattiwhack -- who's famous for "breaking in" to his friend, NBA star Anthony Davis' home earlier this year ... and constantly saying to his friend "Oh no! What is you doing, baby?" He's become a household meme since. 

Naturally ... he does the same thing here.

As for the fight, it's unclear what exactly started it. Either way ... punches eventually get thrown and dishes start falling.

Another slam in the books. 

'The Price is Right' Lady Assplant That Wheel's a Bitch!!!

3/22/2017 2:23 PM PDT

"The Price is Right" contestant Renee was rocking some Drew Carey-themed fingernails on Wednesday's show, but she'll be remembered for something else ... falling on her ass.

Drew warned her to be careful with her fancy nails ... which may have caused her to lose her grip on the wheel after spinning it. Translation -- we blame Carey.

Still ... it's too bad Renee didn't give it another try and go for the $1.

'Wheel of Fortune' Epic and E_barrassing Fail

3/21/2017 6:39 PM PDT

A "Wheel of Fortune" contestant named Kevin went down in game show history Tuesday night by flubbing a puzzle with just one blatantly OBVIOUS letter to go.

Hilarious brain fart, Kev. Get your mind out of the gutter, and one more thing:

"Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" 

Steph Curry Busts Out Dance Moves, Toilet Paper ... Best Roommate Ever

3/10/2017 7:30 AM PST

Steph Curry's in a rap video now ... dancing, high-fiving, seasoning food and swapping out toilet paper.

Why? Cause money.

Curry hooked up with YouTube superstar/actor King Bach for a "dream roommate" commercial for those Brita water filters. It's kinda funny.

Steph seems like a lot of fun to have around ... but we all know who he REALLY wants to hang with these days ... Kevin Durant.

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