Miley's New Look DON'T HAVE A BROW, MAN!
Miley Cyrus took to her Instagram account yesterday and put her newly bleached eye warmers on blast ... and now that her white-hot new follicles appear completely missing we have the ability to introduce other A-lister's signature looks!
Check out some of Hollywood's most iconic brows glued on Miley's pigment free puss.
Billy Ray Cyrus Awkward Tribute to JFK Worst Moment of Silence Ever
Billy Ray Cyrus asked a room full of people to quiet down and pay respect to JFK on the 50th anniversary of his death today ... but none of them did ... and it got weird.
The whole thing happened during an interview with Ali Fedotowsky for Will Calder & Lucy Lopez's WPOW Miami show at a crowded press junket in L.A.
B.R.C. is being interviewed at the table next to them ... when suddenly he leaps out of his chair and calls for everyone to quiet down and pay respect to JFK.
Only problem ... there's a whole bunch of interviews going down ... and nobody listens.
Watch the clip ... everyone's reaction is classic.
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'Teen Mom' Star Amber Portwood Post Prison Makeover From Slammer To Glamour
"Teen Mom" star Amber Portwood is no longer a prisoner to fashion... especially prison fashions ... and TMZ has learned she's embracing her freedom by creating a whole new glam look for herself.
After serving 17 months behind bars ... Portwood has freed herself from her harsh, mugshot makeup ... and is now showing off a post-prison makeover that gives her a softer, more sophisticated look.
Sources close to Amber tell us ... she's treated herself to a whole new set of clothes ... and a stylish new haircut.
But the biggest change ... they say ... she no longer uses homemade, prison-style hairspray (which is often made from Jolly Rancher candies because it's sticky and provides excellent hold).
So, the good news -- she looks great.
The bad news -- her hair no longer tastes like grape.
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Wendy's We're Being Extorted Over Rotten Tomatoes!
Something's rotten in Wendy's ... so claims an evil-doer who is allegedly trying to extort the fast food chain by threatening to release to TMZ video of Wendy's employees prepping rotten tomatoes!
We got a letter from Wendy's legal people ... alerting us of an anonymous individual who is trying to extort a 6-figure sum in return for burying the footage of the allegedly horrendous heirlooms.
According to the letter we got, "The authenticity of the video is in doubt." Interesting language ... it doesn't say it ain't true -- it's just in doubt.
We haven't been contacted by anyone looking to sell the video .... but we're on the Hunt's!
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Charles Barkley Black People Don't Play Beer Pong!!!!
Michael Jordan's blackness should have prevented him from playing beer bong at a hotel in Florida earlier this month ... so says Charles Barkley.
First off, Barkley rules -- this guy is awesome.
Sir Charles was leaving La Vecchia Cucina in Santa Monica last night -- where he spent his Monday evening watching basketball -- when we brought up MJ's beer pong match at the Ritz in Florida. Check out the exchange:
Charles: "Black people don't play beer pong."
Pap: "Jordan did!"
Charles: "That don't make it right!"
Charles goes on to explain why black people don't play beer pong ... it's hilarious.
There's more -- we also asked Barkley about Blake Griffin ... and while Sir Charles admits he's usually pretty critical of the guy, it's only because he thinks BG can be a better player than he was.
But when we asked if he would've dominated Blake Griffin back in his prime, you gotta hear how Charles responds. Classic.
Brandi Glanville Drunkenly Attacks Krupa's Vagina
Brandi Glanville isn't backing off her crusade to trash Joanna Krupa's vagina ... and when she got drunk this weekend, the attacks got even more vulgar.
TMZ cameras rolled as the "Real Housewives of Bev Hills" star was carried out of Fleming's steakhouse in L.A. -- and even though she could barely stand, Brandi managed to compare Krupa's lady parts to a certain unflattering sea creature.
Of course, Glanville first went after Krupa's lady parts on "Watch What Happens Live" last week ... when she claimed Joanna slept with Yolanda Foster’s ex-husband Mohamed Hadid … and Mohamed told her Krupa's nether region was straight up stinky.
As for Krupa ... she didn't seem too bothered this weekend, when she grabbed her husband Romain Zago and paraded around her ass by a pool in Miami.
Smells like a distraction technique.
Russell Brand South Africa Banned Me!
Brand tweeted about the ban today saying his people thought things had been worked out with S.A. officials ... but when Russell landed, airport staff said he couldn't stay.
It's unclear why he's not allowed in South Africa ... but the "Get Him to the Greek" star claimed the same thing happened to him in Canada back in '11.
Maybe they had a problem with "African Child"??
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Andy Kaufman Video of Alleged Daughter MY FATHER LIVES
Andy Kaufman is still alive and his death in 1984 was a HOAX ... so says a 24-year-old woman who claims to be his daughter ... and here's the thing -- her claim is NOT without some evidence.
It all went down Monday at the 9th Annual Andy Kaufman Awards at the Gotham Comedy Club in NYC. The event was hosted by Andy’s brother Michael ... and during his closing speech, the unidentified 24-year-old woman approached the stage.
You have to see it for yourself -- but the woman explained Kaufman has secretly been living as a stay-at-home dad with a wife and daughter after faking his own death from cancer 29 years ago.
The story goes that Andy faked his death to escape the spotlight and live in solitude.
The woman's account dovetails eerily with a story Michael told during the ceremony about a letter he found while going through Andy's stuff -- a letter Andy wrote explaining a plan to fake his death.
As for the evidence, here's what we found:
1. When you look up Andy on the Internet database of record, there is no date of death listed.
2. In 2001, the database shows Andy lived in Cook County, Illinois.
3. There's another address indicating he lived in Westchester County, NY later in 2001.
As for when Andy plans to reveal himself, the woman said he had considered coming out that night -- but backed out at the last minute.
So we gotta ask ...
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Zac Efron Breaks Jaw in Bizarre 'Accident'
Zac Efron broke his jaw. His jaw is wired shut. It supposedly happened when he slipped in a puddle of water at his home. That's Zac's story.
Zac has been in rehab twice this year for cocaine abuse. He also had been dabbling in Molly.
In addition to the broken jaw, Zac apparently also suffered a big ol' gash that had to be closed with stitches.
Maybe it's true, but it's a very weird story ... slipping and breaking your jaw in a puddle of water.
We're told Zac -- who has been a hard partier for years -- has been struggling to stay clean.
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Rob Gronkowski Mocks Asian Fan Where's the Fried Rice?
Maybe New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski hasn't heard what's going on with Richie Incognito -- because he openly mocked an Asian fan over the weekend, calling the guy "Leslie Chow" ... and joking about fried rice.
Gronk was hosting a Q&A with fans in Foxborough, MA Sunday night at Bar Louie Restaurant when people started dancing ... including an Asian man sporting a Gronk jersey.
The Pats star acted surprised, and said -- into a microphone for everyone to hear -- "They told me he could only cook fried rice!" Then Gronk one upped himself by calling the fan "Leslie Chow" ... Ken Jeong's character from "The Hangover."
It's unclear if that was just a joke, but clearly this video survived -- and now we gotta ask ...
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Jenna Jameson Old Porn Stuff Being Auctioned Fetish Gear, Used Dildos & More!
In the market for some used fetish stuff from the '90s? Well you're in luck ... 'cause TMZ has learned a storage locker filled with Jenna Jameson's old porn junk is about to hit the auction block.
That's right ... things like gimp masks, a used monkey rocker dildo (instructions included) and enough leather to supply an entire orgy will soon be up for grabs!!
The items -- most of which were featured in Jenna's movies -- were discovered in a storage locker owned by Jenna's ex husband Jay Grdina, who finally decided the time was right to unload.
Among the highlights ... we're told the metal G-string was worn by Jenna in her classic film, "Janine loves Jenna" -- and Jenna wore the metal and leather garter in "Jenna loves Justin."
Don't worry, the gallery is safe for work.
Unless you work at a church ... or a school ... or pretty much anywhere that doesn't allow you to look at black-barred dildos.
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Kim Kardashian Falls On Ass ... For a Pile of Old Crap
Kim Kardashian went to a yard sale, and then nearly had one of her own -- tripping over a pile of old crap ... right in front of cameras.
Kim showed up for the sale in a parking lot in the San Fernando Valley ... and proceeded to step backward onto a pile of old stuff while talking to Jonathan Cheban.
Result ... Kim go boom! Although her fall was well cushioned.
Now, before you laugh too hysterically ... you should know the sale was organized by Kendall, Kylie, and Kris Jenner to support NoKidHungry.org -- a worthy and important cause.
Okay. Now go ahead and laugh.
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Leo DiCaprio He's Different 2 Chainz & Kanye Now Performing B'Day Gigs
You know you're at Leo DiCaprio's birthday when instead of a lame "Happy Birthday" sing-a-long ... you have Kanye West and 2 Chainz ripping the mic.
Leo celebrated his 39th last night at TAO Downtown in NYC with the rappers and a room filled with 100 of his closest friends -- mostly hot chicks. It's Leo, after all.
2 Chainz did lay down his version of "Happy Birthday" -- while Yeezus played "Good Life" ... "Gold Digger" ... and a bunch of other hits.
For his 40th ... Leo will probably bring 'Pac and Biggie back from the dead.
By the way, we're told the bash raised millions of dollars for his foundation. It's good to be the Leo.
Bill Cosby My Favorite Kind of JELL-O Is ...
Bill Cosby has been pushing JELL-O products for decades ... and yesterday in New York the living legend finally told the people what they wanna know ... his favorite flavor.
Cosby was cruising around Midtown when Bill revealed which JELL-O product makes his taste buds go zip zop zoobity bop.
So did Bill pick Tapioca? Chocolate? Grape?
Guess you'll have to watch the video to find out.
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Ian McKellen Gandalf's Protecting My Ass
Ian McKellen has magic underwear ... and yesterday, he showed off his special tighty-whities during a theater performance in New York City.
Of course, the face protecting Ian's pooper is Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" -- the character played by Ian in the LOTR movies.
Fun Fact -- the undies were actually a gift from "Watch What Happens Live" host Andy Cohen.
Mazel.
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Village People We Wanna Get 'Macho' for Winning Horse ... Of Course
The Village People are relevant again ... thanks to the Breeder's Cup winning thoroughbred Mucho Macho Man -- and now the group's desperate to repay the horse with a performance of his namesake song.
Macho’s owners -- Dean and Patti Reeves -- tell TMZ the disco icons sent them a good luck card back in August … and now that Macho's come up victorious … VP has agreed to play at a celebration for the horse.
The Reeves haven't worked out details of the party just yet, but say VP will be involved. In the meantime, we're told the group wants to meet Mucho by Skype ... which we're guessing will be a pretty one-sided discussion.
Macho flew home to Florida today on a custom 737 dubbed “Air Horse One” -- 'cause well ... he can. As for eventually hooking up with the Village People ... Mucho does seem to like the song. Or maybe he's just happy to hear anything besides "YMCA."