Emma Watson Take Down Semi-Nude Pics Or Else!

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Emma Watson got justice by siccing her legal team on a site that posted racy pics of her in a see-through top without a bra.

Emma's lawyers sent a cease and desist letter to the website, Celeb Jihad -- which somehow acquired private photos of Emma in a sheer top. The outfit exposed her breasts and nipples.

Her legal team put it in pretty simple terms -- Emma owns the pics and the copyright on them, so Celeb Jihad was breaking the law by posting them. According to the letter, the photos were taken by Emma's stylist, who then gave Emma all rights.

Message received loud and clear -- shortly after the site got the letter, Emma's pics were removed.

#DontMessWithHermione

UFC'S Alan Jouban Since We're Beating Up WWE Guys ... I WANNA FIGHT BIG SHOW!!

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CM Punk may not be the last WWE star to get his shot in the UFC ... 'cause Octagon star Alan Jouban is saying he wants his crack at a wrestling legend ... 7'0", 440-pound Big Show.

Jouban is 6'0" tall and fights at 170.

We got the (very brave) UFC fighter out in L.A. and asked him if there was any WWE star he'd like a shot at ... since Mickey Gall made such short work of Punk.

Check out the clip -- Jouban calls out Big Show ... saying he thinks he could use a stick and move tactic to outmaneuver BS and get a W.

Big Show outweighs Jouban by 270 pounds, that's more than The Rock weighs ... don't do it, Dana.

Blac Chyna I Push Kanye Footwear ... Only Way Cheaper

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Blac Chyna has no limits when it comes to hawking gear ... even if it's a total rip-off of the clothing line of her brother-in-law to be.

Kanye unveiled his Yeezy Season 4 collection this week ... and just hours later Chyna posted an ad on her Instagram for some shiny boots from Fashion Nova -- and she gets $$$ to push their stuff.

The boots are a dead ringer for Kanye's line. And here's the galling part for Kanye ... Chyna's kicks way undercut him ... $39 a pop, compared to Yeezy boots which run around $1k a pair.

Chyna deleted the post, as she sometimes does. We're guessing she might have gotten a call.

We reached out to a rep at Fashion Nova, who hardly apologized, saying, "We look to the past, present and future for fashion trends ... at Fashion Nova we have great admiration for Kanye West as he is clearly a trend setter for both fashion and music."

No shame in their game.

Louis Lombardi Can the Outrage Over 9/11 Walmart Tribute

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'Sopranos' and "24" star Louis Lombardi thinks people getting pissed off over Walmart's Coke can 9/11 tribute ... is un-American.

Earlier this week a Florida Walmart built a 20 ft. display of the Twin Towers and an American flag using 12-packs of Coke products. Some people appreciated the artistry, but others found it a disrespectful, commercialized abomination.

Lombardi, a native New Yorker, thinks the haters are looking at the display the wrong way.

His take? Any tribute's a good one, and there's more important stuff to bitch about on social media.

Lewis Hamilton Stalks Live Tiger ... Survives!

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F1 driver Lewis Hamilton came thiiiiis close to being A TIGER'S LUNCH -- when he sneaked up on the animal from behind ... and it was all caught on video.

Hamilton was south of the border at the Black Jaguar White Tiger Foundation when he decided to roll the dice and creep up on a big cat named Nicole ... just for laughs.

Fortunately for Lewis, Nicole didn't exactly react like the apex predator she is ... but as Siegfried and Roy learned the hard way DON'T MESS WITH TIGERS!!!

Wiz Khalifa to Amber Rose I'm Not Your Rebound Guy! But We Can Chill in Bed

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Wiz Khalifa wants Amber Rose, and everyone else, to know he's not sitting around waiting to fulfill her sexual needs after her "horrible" threesome -- but he'll still let her in his bed.

If you missed it ... Amber said she'd simply rely on her ex from now on, after she had a crappy menage a trois. Wiz fired back Friday morning, saying ... "If I were to say 'I f----- two bitches last week and it was wack. Ima just call my baby's mom.' Would you feel flattered?"

He was clearly pissed, but the weird part is shortly before he tweeted ... Amber had posted a video of her, Wiz and their son, Sebastian, chilling in bed. Now, we'll say this -- it hardly looked like a cozy, romantic setting.

More like good co-parenting.

Just a guess, but Amber might have to look elsewhere for sex. Wiz doesn't sound like he's down to be her booty call.

Manny Pacquiao I Regret Comparing Gays to Animals, But ...

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Manny Pacquiao says he made a "mistake" by saying gay people are worse than animals earlier this year -- but stands firm on his anti-gay beliefs.

PacMan was promoting his upcoming fight against Jessie Vargas when he told us he regretted making the comments back in February ... saying, "I'm just human. Nobody's perfect."

Of course, Manny started a firestorm when he went on a TV show in the Philippines and said heterosexuality is "common sense" -- you'd have to be dumber than an animal to not understand.

Pacquiao was fired by Nike and banned from The Grove shopping center in L.A. in the wake of his comments -- but now, he's expressing remorse ... kinda.

Playmate Dani Mathers Cops Locate Victim in Locker Room Shaming Photo Recommend Prosecution

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The LAPD has finally tracked down the woman Playboy Playmate Dani Mathers body shamed and they'll ask prosecutors to nail her.

We've learned the woman -- in her 70's -- wants Mathers to feel the full force of the law for taking a pic of her while she was changing clothes in the locker room of an LA Fitness. The woman is more than willing to testify and cooperate in any way she can to bring Mathers to justice.

As for the likely charge ... we're told it's Dissemination of Private Images, a misdemeanor punishable by 6 months in jail. The L.A. City Attorney is reviewing the case and will make a decision soon.

The surreptitious photo shoot triggered outrage in the gym community and beyond. Mather's captioned the pic, "If I can't unsee this then you can't either."

Our sources say cops want to make an example out of Mathers ... to show people it's downright criminal to shame somebody when all they're trying to do is better themselves.

Kourtney Kardashian The Daredevil Wears a Swimsuit

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Kourtney Kardashian made a big splash while on vacay.

We got this shot of Kourtney going all stunt woman, jumping off a yacht in Ponza, Italy ... and doing it in style too in a black one piece swimsuit.

She copied Beyonce to a tee.

NBA's Jeff Adrien Punished For Stealing Car ... From Hotel Valet

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Dear people,

Don't take cars from hotel valets that aren't yours or you'll be punished ... just like ex-NBA player Jeff Adrien.

We broke the story, the 30-year-old former Timberwolves player essentially stole a Mercedes from a West Hollywood valet stand back in December and took it on a 6 hour joyride.

The REAL owner says Adrien damaged the car and police were called. He was charged with felony grand theft auto. Adrien claimed it was all one big misunderstanding.

Now, we've learned Adrien struck a plea deal with prosecutors, pleading no contest to misdemeanor unauthorized use of a vehicle -- and got 25 days community labor.

The end.

Dan Bilzerian Emojis Goat Sex a No-No For App Stores

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Dan Bilzerian's outrageous lifestyle -- sex, chicks, guns and drugs -- made him Instagram's king of the bros, but it's too hot for the app world ... his new emojis have been shut down. For now.

As we first reported, Dan launched "Bilzerian's Blitzmoji" ... featuring some seriously over-the-top images -- Dan doing coke off a model's ass, Dan's pet goat and Dan's pet goat with models. We'd rather not say what the goat was doing.

Anyhow, the honchos at Apple and Google were not down with the illustration of drugs or bestiality, and stopped selling the 'Blitzmojis.'

We're told Bilzerian's team is making changes and will relaunch shortly with a more PG-13 version.

Sorry, bros.

SpaceX Explosion Zuckerberg to Musk... You Destroyed My Satellite!!!

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File this under billionaire bitchfest -- Mark Zuckerberg going off on Elon Musk's company, SpaceX, for the epic failure of a rocket launch.

Musk's SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket exploded Thursday morning in Florida during testing. The blast obliterated a Facebook satellite that was on board, and meant to offer connectivity to much of Africa.

Zuck ain't happy and threw some low-key shade Musk's way shortly after the payload went boom.

Tom Sizemore Facing 3 Years in GF Beating Case

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Tom Sizemore just got hit with 3 charges for allegedly beating up his girlfriend, and it could mean a nice stretch in jail for him.

We've learned the L.A. City Attorney charged Sizemore with domestic violence, battery and terrorist threats. TMZ broke the story ... the actor got busted after his gf accused him of hitting her in the head and face during an argument.

If convicted on all counts, he faces a maximum sentence of 3 years in jail.

The domestic violence arrest was the last straw for Sizemore's bosses on the TV show "Shooter" -- he got canned a few weeks later.

Baylor Football Player Suspended 3 Games ... For Dog Beating Video

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Baylor sophomore receiver Ishmael Zamora has been handed a 3 game suspension, community service, and counseling after an animal abuse incident in June ... TMZ Sports has learned.

"Our football program does not condone this behavior by anyone," Baylor interim Head Coach Jim Grobe said. "We are deeply saddened by it and have worked together with the University to hold Ishmael accountable for his actions."

Along with the suspension, Zamora "must undergo counseling and must relinquish the dog to an animal-friendly home," according to a statement released by Baylor.

A gruesome video showing the incident surfaced on the internet earlier this month, sparking outrage from animal rights group PETA.

"We have received communications about this incident from many passionate individuals over the past 10 days, and I am aware of their concerns," Grobe said.

"Our goal is for this discipline to be educational and restorative, and I believe that we have taken corrective measures to help Ishmael learn from his actions and better understand the behavior we demand of all students at the University."

Ishmael accepts the punishment, and vows that the incident "will never, ever, happen again."

"I truly love my dog, however, I know that my actions showed differently and I know that I made a big mistake."

Chris Brown Woman Claims He Threatened Me with a Gun (UPDATE)

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9:40 AM PT -- Police say they are still trying to make contact with Chris.

9:20 AM PT -- Chris is finally awake and posting videos. He's pissed about the police presence at his house and feels he's being harassed. He even dropped a "F*** tha police!"

The cops are still outside.

8:45 AM PT -- We've learned the SWAT team is on its way to Chris' home and the LAPD is in the process of obtaining a search warrant. We're told cops want to see if a gun matching the description from the woman is in the house. As of now, Chris has not left his residence.

7:55 AM PT -- TMZ has learned Chris was in the house with several friends, including Ray J. They were talking and at one point Ray was getting a tattoo when some "uninvited guests" appeared inside the house and were asked to leave.

At that point, the story gets murky. The guests included a man who was invited, and two women who were not -- one of the women who'd been asked to leave is the one who made the police report, claiming Brown pulled the gun on her. Someone inside the house insists Chris was asleep the whole time.

At some point Ray J left the house and when he got to the base of the driveway, police handcuffed him and seized his BMW. They checked his ID, uncuffed him and let him go, but kept his car as evidence. He Ubered home.

At the time of this post, Chris is still in the house. He never left. Police are knocking on the door, but no one inside is responding.

We don't know what police will do if he tries to leave.

Chris Brown is a suspect in a criminal assault investigation after a woman called 911 and told cops ... he threatened her with a gun ... TMZ has learned.

The alleged incident went down early Tuesday morning in L.A. We're told Chris and the woman were in a home when she claims they argued and he pulled the gun.

The woman called 911 and police responded and took a report.

We're told the case is under investigation and Chris is the sole suspect.

Ray J to Kanye West You're a Shameless Hypocrite

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Kanye West is a hypocrite for embracing his wife's sex tape now that it suits his purposes, after blasting Ray J for daring to write a song about the famous video ... at least that's what Ray has been telling his crew.

We're told Ray is livid that Kanye rhapsodized about the sex tape during the VMAs ... even giving him a shout-out. You'll recall after Ray J dropped "I Hit it First," Kanye called him "Brandy's little sister" and threw in "lame" for bad measure.

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WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME BOAT

Ray J can't do anything about his cameo in the "Famous" video, but he's not happy about it ... and it has nothing to do with shame over the sex tape. He just feels Kanye is two-faced for turning his nose up at the tape but then embracing it to make a buck.

We're told Ray is also pissed that Kim trashed him after he released "I Hit it First," but then grinned ear to ear at the VMAs when Kanye referred to the sexual tryst that made her untold millions of bucks.