Rihanna partied so hard at the World Cup … even a little poopy water couldn't stop her good times.
For some reason she took a dip at Urca Beach where pollution is so bad, people usually can't go in the water.
And yet, RiRi frolicking in a fecal tide wasn't the strangest part of Rio's festivities … for some people.
Ricky Bobby Arrested
For Throwing Mama Down Stairs!
7/9/2014 12:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The kid who played 10-year-old Ricky Bobby in "Talladega Nights" got busted for allegedly pushing his own mother down the stairs -- his second arrest in the last month.
Cops in Trussville, Alabama tell TMZ ... Luke Bigham was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly pushed his mother down the stairs during an argument. It's unclear why they were fighting.
Bigham was thrown in jail and is still sitting there as of Wednesday afternoon ... since no one's posted the $1,000 to bail him out.
Bigham was popped last month on a reckless driving charge that caused a five-car pileup.
Thanks Urban Dictionary
Now I Have to Change My Name
7/3/2014 7:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Henry Winkler -- nicest guy in Hollywood – just learned something shocking about his own very famous last name ... that it's a euphemism for a lewd sex act ... and he ain't happy.
The Fonz was cruising through Bev Hills when we hit him with the news that "Winkler” is now in the Urban Dictionary and the definition is hilarious:
"The winkler consists of unzipping one's pants and waving one's penis at women until one of the women winks at the man doing the winkler thus confirming the hook-up."
Hysterical, right? Well ... you gotta see Henry's reaction.
Hint: He's already come up with a name change. Sadly, it's not Henry D. Sanchez.
MY PENIS WORKS
... And I'll Prove It In Porn
7/1/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Christ Bearer -- the rapper who chopped off his own penis -- says his man junk is still fully functional and he wants to prove it ... by starring in a PORNO FILM!!
A very fired up Bearer was out in front his barber shop in Long Beach yesterday -- and told TMZ how his genitals recovered from the self-inflicted butchering back in April.
TMZ: Does it work?
Bearer: "Does it work?!? Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?"
The video is insane -- Bearer explains WHY he took a knife to his dong (hint: drugs) ... and makes his plea to Vivid to show off his member in an X-flick.
And get this ... Christ Bearer may get his porno wish -- we spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch who tells us he's definitely interested ... but wants to check out the goods before he makes an offer.
Stay tuned ...
You Know Urine Trouble When ...
6/30/2014 5:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
BANNED From Restaurant
He's a Real Pisser!
6/28/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Shia LaBeouf got crazy way before going to Studio 54 Thursday night. He was caught with his pants down last month outside a restaurant in L.A. -- which is why he's now banned for life.
Shia hit up The Local Peasant in Sherman Oaks ... during his 4 hour visit, LaBeouf meandered to the back of the restaurant ... and the manager got suspicious.
Eyewitnesses tell us the manager followed Shia to the parking lot, where he saw the actor peeing on the wall, so he called LaBeouf out. Shia profusely apologized in an odd rant.
LaBeouf wasn't done ... he went back inside and tried ordering food, but the manager had enough and told Shia to get out. The 2 had words, Shia paid his tab and stormed out vowing never to return.
The restaurant tells us the feeling is mutual. Shia is officially persona non grata.
Chased Around a Homeless Guy
Hours Before Arrest
6/27/2014 8:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Before Shia LaBeouf got arrested and thrown out of a Broadway show ... he argued with a homeless guy on the streets of New York ... over a hat.
According to an eyewitness, a few hours before his arrest ... Shia confronted a homeless guy on the street. It appeared to the witness as if Shia thought the hat was his and Shia was trying to get it back.
You can see in the photos ... Shia is chasing after the homeless guy as he runs around holding the hat.
The eye witness tells TMZ, Shia was acting as if he knew the guy, but Shia seemed "whacked out" and was making no sense. The witness claims Shia kept saying, "It's me, Shia."
'Pit Bull Girl'
Story Is BOGUS
6/24/2014 1:26 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
KFC is calling BS on the "pit bull girl" who was allegedly turned away from one of its franchises because customers were grossed out by her bite wounds.
KFC claims there have now been 2 investigations -- one internal and one independent -- and both show "no evidence" such an incident ever occurred at the Jackson Mississippi franchise.
3-year-old Victoria Welcher's family claims the girl was kicked out because employees felt her facial wounds from the dog attack were upsetting customers.
KFC says it will still honor its $30,000 donation to assist Victoria's family in paying her medical bills.
So even if the claim was phony ... it worked.
Ms. Drama Ganza
I Grew Up Near Jeffrey Dahmer
House Smelled Like Sewer
6/19/2014 9:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
There are many reasons why living near Jeffrey Dahmer during his killing spree would suck, but rapper Ms. Drama Ganza says the worst one was ... THE SMELL.
Ganza grew up in Milwaukee when Dahmer was doing his whole "killing people and eating them" thing. She always walked past his house on her way to school ... and it had a distinct smell to it.
Our photog tried to get Ganza to describe what exactly the house smelled like, but Ganza could only say, "Man, you can't describe that smell. What would you think your arm would smell like?"
Um, not good?
Howard Stern Staffer
Flirting with a Finger in His Butt
... Says Wanda Sykes
6/17/2014 5:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
'Howard Stern Show' writer Benjy Bronk got a rude awakening from Wanda Sykes, who warned him he's getting dangerously close to an unwanted ass inspection from a stranger.
We got Wanda and Benjy outside the Sirius XM building this morning in NYC -- and she started ripping him about his big wager with Howard.
If you haven't heard ... Benjy has to drop 37 pounds by July 21, or Howard's bringing in someone to, uhh ... examine Benjy's prostate. Oh, and he'll have to make out with the mystery guy too.
You gotta see Wanda get on him ... and Benjy's open invitation for TMZ.
Swedish Metal Band
Health Dept. Cool with Pig's Blood on Fans
6/17/2014 2:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Throwing pig's blood on a crowd of concertgoers may be disgusting, vomit-inducing, unsanitary, gross, vile, and just plain revolting ... but strangely enough, it's not illegal.
As TMZ first reported, the Swedish black metal band Watain sprayed pig's blood on concertgoers during their show in Brooklyn on Sunday night ... and the crowd reacted as one might expect.
TMZ spoke with the New York City Department of Health which said it does NOT have a code against throwing pig's blood into a crowd.
The state's Board of Health told us the same, but added this bit of wisdom -- it's "not something that’s encouraged."
Swedish Metal Band
Hurls Pigs Blood Into Audience
Concertgoers Also Hurl
6/17/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
A Swedish black metal band sprayed pigs blood on concertgoers during a Satanic ritual ... triggering a vomit-fest in the audience ... and we got the DISGUSTING footage.
Watain -- whose members are devout devil worshipers -- played their only U.S. summer gig Sunday night in Brooklyn ... and they were true to form.
You see the lead singer present the audience with a goat skull full of animal blood ... then drench the crowd. According to interviews with the band, they use REAL pig's blood.
You hear audience members shriek ... and we're told some barfed and cried.
Shockingly ... cops say no one complained. And no one has heard a peep from the health dept.
Sara Evans Ex-Husband
I Only Got 25 Chickens
To My Name
6/17/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Sara Evans' ex-husband has become a country music cliche ... fighting with his ex, dodging an arrest warrant, and so deep in debt his main assets are a couple dozen chickens.
Craig L. Schelske filed docs in his bankruptcy case, listing a mountain of debt and a sorry, short list of assets. For starters he owes Evans $333K. Lots of other debts as well.
Now the assets ... 25 chickens (valued at zero) and 2 bags of chicken feed. And then there's 60 DVDs, 3 silver coins and 40 books, all worth a grand total of $100. And of course there's a 12-gauge shotgun, a rifle and a hand gun.
He also lists 4 vacuum cleaners and a card table. As for cars -- he has a Ford F-250, a Chevy pickup, a Chevy Tahoe and a Honda 4-wheeler.
As for the warrant -- it seems Craig stopped paying Sara child-related expenses, so the judge slapped him with a contempt citation and made him a wanted man.
You may remember ... Evans and Schelske went through a brutal and ugly split ... he claimed she exposed their kids to drugs and alcohol on her tours ... she claimed he was banging the nanny and was obsessed with porn.
Chickens and porn ... a way to a man's heart.