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Charlize Theron's Alleged Stalker

Won't Be Flowered With Charges

10/6/2015 5:01 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

1006-charlize-theron-01Charlize Theron's alleged stalker can sleep easy on a bed of roses tonight ... the District Attorney has declined to charge him.

We're told the decision on Tuesday to drop charges was made based on a lack of evidence Stanislav Sonseadec intended to place Charlize in any danger.

According to the D.A's rejection docs,Theron's assistant asked Sonseadec several times to leave the property before calling the cops.  But law enforcement sources tell TMZ Sonseadec is Russian and there may have been a language barrier that made it hard for him to understand he was unwelcome.

TMZ broke the story ... cops were called to the actresses' house Sunday after a man with flowers for her refused to leave.

She loves me ... she loves me not.

Penn Jillette

Hey Bacon Worshipers ...

Wanna Buy My Vegas Crib?

10/3/2015 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

1002-church-of-bacon-fun-art-TMZ-GETTY-01Penn Jillette might just have the perfect buyers for his Las Vegas mansion and the new residents are all high ... in cholesterol.

The United Church of Bacon, a group of more than 12,000 religious skeptics and atheists has its collective eyes set on the 7,500 square foot pad. We're told they'll use the place for community meetings, weddings and for plain old, "having fun."

As for the home, which Jillette nicknamed "The Slammer," it sits on 8.5 acres and features a lap pool, catwalks connecting different wings of the house and even a fire pole from one level to the floor. 

The church's central tenet is that bacon is real ... it's proven to exist. The church's money better be real too ... the home is listed at more than $2 million.

Keira Knightley

Cops Remove Fan

During Broadway Debut

10/2/2015 7:49 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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1002-keira-knightly-instagram-01Here's how Keira Knightley's Broadway debut went -- the curtain came up, and then the cops came down on a fan who lost it ... screaming at her and throwing stuff onto the stage.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... cops detained the man outside Studio 54, where Keira is starring in "Therese Raquin." The man was seated in the mezzanine of the theater and just a few minutes into the play, he started shouting at Keira.

He demanded she reply to him, yelling ... "Five seconds is too long to wait for a response!" When ushers ran to remove him, the man threw a bouquet of flowers down onto the stage.

1002-keira-knightly-getty-02Knightley and her co-stars ignored his shouts, and even kicked the flowers off the stage.

We're told the man was taken to a hospital for mental evaluation. The theater says it will be adding extra security measures starting Friday night.

Chipotle Customer

They Screwed Me ...

With a Side of Hardware

10/1/2015 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0929-chipotle-screw-tmz-01Chipotle did NOT nail the order of one customer, who says she found a screw buried in her burrito bowl ... and almost busted a tooth.

We're told the woman visited the Chipotle location at The Grove in LA Monday night. She ordered her usual -- a chicken bowl with brown rice, salsa, guacamole and lettuce ... to go.  

She says she bit into something that "felt like a rock" and when she spit everything out, she found the screw. She immediately called the restaurant, and claims she was told there was nothing they could do about it.

So, she called Chipotle's corporate office and finally got some satisfaction -- 20 free meals. She doesn't know if that includes chips and guac, but says she'll be pissed if it doesn't. 

A Chipotle rep described the situation this way, "She has been taken care of. All is well."

Don't hold the chips & guac.

Mexican TV Reporter

Hit By Car

During Live Shot!

9/30/2015 10:26 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

A Mexican TV reporter had an unexpected party crasher as he did a live shot for Fox Sports in Mexico ... in the form of a car that plowed right into him.

Don't worry ... the reporter, David Medrano Mora, was uninjured.

Keep an eye on the anchor's response ... even in another language, it's priceless.

H.S. Football Kicker

Nails Extra Point

... Off the Ref's Head!

9/24/2015 11:12 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


Midland Lee High School kicker Luis Aranda got a little help on his extra point attempt last Friday ... in the form of a ricochet off the head of the referee.

Hey, a make is a make.

Milkshake Squirrel

It's Got A Serious Sweet Tooth!!

9/23/2015 10:34 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Surviving on the streets of New York City ain't easy, but a Big Apple squirrel's got the hard knock life all figured out ... curing its sugar craving with a milkshake.

The squirrel displays serious street smarts ... removing the lid and straw like it was born in the same lab that gave Spiderman its powers.

Somewhere, pizza rat is kicking himself he didn't get to this can first. 

Shake Shack had their own thoughts on the squirrel video, tweeting "The heart wants what it wants."

Real question ...

Pizza Time

Rat Drags Slice

Into New York Subway

9/21/2015 3:06 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

What is New York City famous for? Rats and pizza ... and this video has both.

This little guy must have really been jonesing for a slice ... opting for carry out instead of delivery.

Everyone loves NYC pizza ... even disgusting, disease spreading vermin.

Bagpipe Hero

Shuts Down

Anti-Gay Preacher

9/21/2015 9:24 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

St Andrews, Scotland was the scene of a crazy battle over the weekend -- Bagpipes vs. a Gasbag.

People who were present say the man was yelling out bible verses in the middle of the street while preaching an anti-gay message ... saying things like -- gays to hell ... we're all sinners.

His barely audible hate-filled screaming was soon drowned out by a guy playing "Scotland the Brave" on the bagpipes to the delight of onlookers before the police arrived.

Bagpipes have never sounded as good as they do in this clip.

Rooster McConaughey

Free Miller Lite

... Less Filling Than You'd Think

9/20/2015 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0918-rooster-mcconaughey-getty-twitter-tmz-01Matthew McConaughey's older brother Rooster just scored a year's supply of Miller Lite for naming his son after the brew ... but it may not last very long.

Rooster is what you'd call a Miller Lite superfan. He's always got a can in his hand, even on his new reality series "West Texas Investors Club." So, it's not outlandish he named his son Miller Lyte.

The folks at Miller Lite caught wind of Rooster's brand loyalty and they're sending him 24 cases ... what they consider a year supply. Here's the thing ... each case of Miller Lite has 24 cans and if you do the math, that's 576 beers ... or 1.5 beers a day.

Something tells us it's more like a seasonal supply for Rooster.



Top 10

Best Butts

9/18/2015 5:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

A great butt is something to be proud of and this video features 10 of the most prideful women in town. 

We hate to see you go, but we love to watch you leave ...

Parking Space Battle

This Will Drive

You Crazy

9/18/2015 1:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Trying to find a parking space in a big city is hard enough on its own ... but battling for one with a woman who refuses to move is just insanely infuriating.

For some reason, this woman thought it was a good idea to go head-to-head with an SUV over a parking spot in Denver, CO.

Watching this video will make you lose your mind.

Just MOVE!!!!!

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