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Dumb Burglars

Can't Figure Out How To Steal TV

8/28/2015 10:38 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

These two robbers aren't the sharpest tools in the shed ... 'cause they just couldn't figure out how to get this flat screen tv off the wall of the house they broke into. 

Police released home security footage of the failed effort of these dummies trying to rob a house in Nashville, TN.

They did end up making off with computer equipment, money, beer and a lawnmower ... but the TV was still dangling on the living room wall. 

If you do happen to know these nitwits maybe give Crime Stoppers a call.

The Struggle Is Real

Guy Tries To Drive Off Tow Truck

8/27/2015 4:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This guy didn't follow the rules of the parking lot and as his SUV was being towed away he decided to hop in the drivers seat and put the pedal to the metal.

This video is summed up perfectly by one spectator -- "This guy ... is crazy." 

Crazy Sunbather

Drone Spots Guy Tanning

... On Windmill!!!

8/27/2015 1:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This poor Rhode Islander thought he found the perfect place to catch some rays in peace -- atop a 200 ft. tall windmill -- until a rude drone popped up to interrupt him.

Guess he'll just have to invest in a personal tanning bed.

Adorable 103-Year-Old Woman

Tosses Out First Pitch

For Texas Rangers

8/27/2015 11:31 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lucille Fleming doesn't have a cannon for an arm ... but she does have the guts to stand in front of thousands of people and throw out the first pitch for the Texas Rangers.

After recovering from a serious hospital visit -- in which she died for 3 minutes -- the 103-year-old fan got the opportunity of a lifetime to toss the opening pitch for her favorite team on August 26. 

Pretty good for someone who cracked the century mark ... and still better than 50 Cent's.

China Sinkhole

Swallows People At Bus Stop

8/27/2015 8:41 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

A sinkhole swallowed 5 people while waiting for a bus in a city in northeastern China on Saturday. 

The lucky pedestrians not sucked into the 10 foot deep hole helped pull victims out.

According to local reports 4 of the people that fell in received injuries to their feet, legs, arms and shoulders.

Check out the crazy surveillance footage.  

Happy Bath Time

Dog Loves Splashing In Tub

8/26/2015 3:11 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This golden retriever's tongue is hanging out its mouth 'cause it’s either trying to catch its breath or it's extremely happy ... but in any case it's mind numbingly adorable.

#NationalDogDay

Australian Nightmare

Horde Of Kangaroos

Surround A Guy

8/26/2015 12:14 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

People seem to have their zombie apocalypse escape plans ready ... but after watching this video maybe everyone should start getting their plans in order for the kangaroo apocalypse.

Ben Vezina's nice bike ride in Hawkstowe Park, Australia went from pleasant to downright creepy ... when tons of kangaroos gathered around the bike path and just stared as he rode by.

Ben wasn't harmed during his terrifying trip ... but we're sure he'll never go down that path again.

Honduras Teen Buried Alive

Dies At Hospital

After Family Breaks Her Out Of Tomb

8/26/2015 11:41 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0826_Honduras-girl-buried-alive_TWITTER16-year-old Neysi Perez, who was 3 months pregnant, has died after her family says they rescued her from her tomb a day after being buried alive. 

Neysi began foaming at the mouth after reportedly suffering a panic attack. That's when her family called a local La Entrada priest to perform an exorcism because they thought she was possessed. Neysi lost consciousness and was pronounced dead by a local doctor ... but now her mother says she wasn't dead to begin with.

Neysi's mother, Maria Gutierrez, did an interview with Univision news show "Primer Impacto" saying they visited her daughter's grave a day after being laid to rest and heard sounds coming from the tomb -- "I heard banging, then I heard her voice. She was screaming for help." 

Other visiting family members busted open the above ground concrete tomb and pulled her out ... they claim a window on her coffin was shattered and she had bruises on her hands from pounding on the coffin.

Once she was exhumed, Neysi was brought to a nearby hospital ... staff tried to revive her, but they eventually pronounced her clinically dead. 

She was then reburied in her original tomb.  

Trucks Doing Donuts

This Will Drive You Mad

8/25/2015 4:57 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Ever been stuck in a traffic jam then realize all the cars were backed up for no reason? Well, it may have had something to do these knuckleheads.

For some reason these dumb-dumbs thought doing donuts in the middle of the I-25 highway in Albuquerque, New Mexico was a good idea.

The video is cool to watch on the Internet ... but would be extremely infuriating if you were stuck in the traffic behind it. 

Gastonia, North Carolina

Mystery Solved

On Creepy Cloaked Figure

8/25/2015 11:26 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0825_Creepy-Figure-In-North-Carolina_FACEBOOKThe creepy figure supposedly dropping raw meat off around children's playgrounds in Gastonia, North Carolina has been unmasked.

The cloaked person that freaked out an entire town -- and tons of people on social media -- was just a college kid working on a school project ... according to the Gaston Gazette.

Social media exploded when pictures surfaced of the hooded figure outside an apartment complex on August 14th ... management for the complex got spooked and met with police.

There was a report about raw meat being left around the property, but nothing was ever found.

Of course the Internet took that little bit of info and ran with it ... saying the figure was leaving the meat at playgrounds as part of a witch's ritual.

Nonetheless the images are super creepy.

Funny Water Aerobics Instructor

Doing Beyoncé

For All The Single Ladies In The Pool

8/25/2015 9:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This aqua aerobics instructor was like -- if you like it you shoulda put a floatie on it -- while performing some of Beyoncé's best dance moves.

But someone needs to tell this guy it's a lot easier to do those moves on dry land.

You'll be crazy in love with this video.

Helping Hand

8-Year-Old Girl Uses Prosthetic Arm ...

For The First Time

8/24/2015 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

8-year-old Isabella from Bristol, UK just got a helping hand from a volunteer at e-NABLE -- a company that develops 3D printed “Helper hands” to children and adults around the globe.

Stephen Davies, who is also a user of e-NABLE devices, delivered a Beta version of one of their new designs to their first recipient.

Isabella will serve as a tester for the company to help develop stronger and better arm designs ... but we're sure she won't mind being their guinea pig from the look on her face after she picks up a toy with her new hand.

Way to go e-NABLE!!!

Rolling Down A Hill

Bear Having A Ball

8/24/2015 12:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Having fun is just one of those simple bare necessities of life ... and this bear was forgetting about his worries and his strife while he was playing around out in the wild.

Wherever these tourists wandered, wherever they roamed, they couldn't contain their laughter ... watching the adorable grizzly from a really far/safe distance as he rolled down a grassy hill.

This video is definitely one of Old Mother Nature's recipes for a good laugh.

#JungleBookReferences 

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