A sad old man in Miami just couldn't take a heavy dose of Bieber fever last night -- demanding police arrest an adorable young group of Bieber fans for disturbing the peace outside his business -- and shocker ... the cops told him to pound sand.
The old man's the owner of a Miami recording studio called the Hit Factory -- and the girls were camped outside creating a ruckus, expecting Justin to show up for a recording session ... as he did earlier that week, during the infamous shirtless skateboarding bonanza.
But last night, the owner was afraid of another crazy Bieber-obsessed mob ... and in a hilarious overreaction, he called the cops and demanded all the young girls be arrested ... claiming they had already caused $10,000 in damage earlier in the week.
The girls pled their case, trying to explain why it was absolutely imperative they be allowed to stay -- as one explained, "[Justin is] amazing! He's everything!" Another added, "I touched his hand! He smells like cotton candy!!!" All good points.
The cop acquiesced -- instructing the girls to keep out of the street and stay quiet.
Promising to be good, another girl replied, "We're not gonna scream. We're gonna scream low."
Jack Nicholson has never been one to mince words ... the notion of going to the Super Bowl this Sunday makes him nauseous.
Nicholson grabbed some dinner with CSI minx Marg Helgenberger -- no they're not dating ... just old friends -- and a photog asked the die-hard Lakers fan if he was going to the big game.
Jack's answer is shocking, but then again, it is Indianapolis (kidding).
Snooki is calling radishes on a report that she's pregnant -- claiming not only is she NOT pregnant, she's insulted by the insinuation she's fat.
The "Jersey Shore" star left Sirius XM studios in New York moments ago -- where she appeared on the Opie & Anthony radio show -- and a photog flat-out asked if the pregnancy rumor was true ... Snooki firmly replied, "NO!"
Worse, Snooki's livid at rumors she's gained weight, claiming, "Why are people calling me fat? That's so rude!" Snooki said she does wanna get pregnant one day though ... when she gets married.
As for the Opie & Anthony interview (below) -- Snooki said the media outlet that reported the story is just like one of the bullies who terrorized her in high school ... and she has a message for the offender ... "I hate you."
Check out the vid for Snooki's Super Bowl favorite. You won't believe it.
Rumer Willis knows if her mother Demi Moore has entered a rehab center for substance abuse ... and Saturday night she MAY have revealed the truth on camera.
Rumer was arriving to Comme Ca restaurant in West Hollywood ... when a paparazzo asked her, "Is Demi in rehab?"
It sounds like Rumer says, "No" ... but her purse was over her face, so it's hard to tell if Rumer said the word ... or if it came from another woman in the area.
Tom Cruise tested his vomit threshold yesterday in Disneyland -- spending some quality time with his 5-year-old daughter Suri ... on the infamously stomach-turning tea cup ride.
It looks like he was having fun too -- smiling and laughing ... while a Disneyland VIP hostess trips over herself to cater to his every whim.
Tom and a face-painted Suri also got on a bunch of other rides -- Storybook boat ride, merry-go-round, and the Jungle Cruise.
Xenu, himself would agree ... happiest place on Earth.
Heather Locklear surfaced for the first time since her 911 emergency two weeks ago, and she says she's feeling fine.
Freelance photogs talked to her in the San Fernando Valley Tuesday. One photog asked if she had a problem with alcohol and prescription drugs. Heather was mum.
TMZ broke the story ... Heather was rushed to the hospital after her sister called 911 because Heather had taken a dangerous mixture of prescription drugs and alcohol.
As we first reported, Heather's family is trying to get her into a treatment facility, but she's having none of it.
By the way, she's not wearing makeup, and she looks great.
Jeremy Renner was flanked by security on the set of "The Bourne Legacy" ... just a few weeks after that crazy ax brawl in Thailand.
Renner looked unscathed and unfazed by the bizarre incident -- where Jeremy and some buddies threw down with six bar employees ... one of whom busted out a homemade ax and slashed one of Jeremy's friends.
Jeremy managed to escape serious injury ... and returned to Manila where he's shooting the 'Bourne' flick.
Kevin Federline was unfazed by his heart scare Monday. A photog got K-Fed at a doctor's office in Sydney, Australia, and Brit's ex said he's just fine, even though he's blowing off the notion that smoking may have contributed ... pizza may have contributed as well.
K-Fed says he'll continue shooting his reality show, "Excess Baggage."
Tracy Morgan left Utah Monday ... with a breathing tube secured in his nose that was attached to an oxygen tank.
The photog asked Tracy just before he boarded the plane if diabetes or alcohol played a part in his 911 emergency at Sundance, when he fell into unconsciousness.
Tracy gave 2 answers:
Serious -- the altitude made him sick. Funny -- "Superman ran into a little Kryptonite today."
Just one day after announcing her pregnancy, a freshly knocked up Kristin Cavallari ventured out in the L.A. rain this morning -- grinning with pride over the embryonic cells rapidly splitting in her uterus.
25-year-old Kristin and her 28-year-old baby daddy Jay Cutler broke off their engagement in July -- but rekindled things shortly after in November ... with a vengeance, apparently.
Just a bump in the road -- even if it's not showing yet.
Tracy Morgan left Utah Monday ... with a breathing tube secured in his nose that was attached to an oxygen tank.
