Lindsay Lohan's father Michael touched down at LAX early this morning -- and declared that he will be in court to watch his daughter surrender to authorities later today ... whether she wants him there or not.
Nicolas Cage says he ain't penniless -- in fact, the actor shrugged off bankruptcy rumors yesterday like a boss ... sporting the kind of crushed velvet blazer you wear when you don't owe millions in back taxes.
Cage was leaving the set of "The Late Show with David Letterman" -- when the actor signed autographs and dismissed questions about his money problems all at the same time.
Kate Gosselin made a sad statement about her personal life this weekend -- telling the paparazzi, "I am lonely and I do need help."
Gosselin was loading groceries into her car at a Whole Foods in Reading, PA this weekend, when the paps began to ask about rumors that Kate would be starring in an Internet dating show.
Kate sorta danced around the rumors ... but she did try to clear up one thing -- saying, "I'm not mean like everyone says I am."
"Mad Men" star January Jones was spotted out today for the first time since her odd, question-raising car accident on Thursday night -- but don't worry ... she didn't get behind the wheel.
We're told January was driven around by a friend as they stopped to shop for bikinis -- and even hit up and Arby's drive-through.
Charlie Sheen's court appearance this week apparently left a bad taste in his mouth, because we caught him shopping for Listerine yesterday.
Sheen was outside of an L.A. CVS yesterday, where the "Two and a Half Men" star said "It's nice to be home" but added he "wouldn't mind getting the thing done and getting it behind me."
The Jail Administrative Officer put the kibosh on work release for Charlie as part of a plea deal -- the deal has temporarily gone south. We'll see what happens when Sheen returns to court on July 12.
She may have been out partying Sunday night after the MTV Movie Awards -- but that didn't stop Lindsay Lohan from attending her alcohol education class yesterday.
Linds was spotted on her way in to the Right On program in Glendale, CA yesterday, where she kept her SCRAM bracelet hidden with some stylish boots.
Now that she's completed 13 classes, she's all caught up -- but must continue to go to class until her July 6 court date.
Former "Survivor" producer Bruce Beresford-Redman walked the streets of Beverly Hills yesterday -- where he was slammed with questions about his wife's murder.
He wouldn't comment on anything -- including whether he was attending or even invited to Monica Burgos Beresford-Redman's memorial. He also wouldn't say who he thinks killed his wife.
Bruce is still considered a "person of interest" in the case.
Meredith Vieira is finally taking on the rumors surrounding her "Today Show" co-host Matt Lauer -- claiming he's definitely not having an affair ... and she's definitely not his mistress.
Moments after Vieira arrived at LAX yesterday, Matt's co-host of four years proclaimed, "As far as I know, Matt's very happy."
As for the reports that Meredith was some sort of "other woman," Vieira said, "My life is way too boring."
With her new baby under wraps,Sandra Bullock hit the French Quarter in her new home city of New Orleans this weekend for a little Mother-Son shopping session.
Sandra and little Louis Bardo Bullock hit a few shops, including a local art gallery Saturday ... along with an entourage.
On their way out of the shop, Louis got a lift to the car from a man-handler, while Sandra trailed behind. Jesse James was nowhere in sight.
Fun Fact -- Louis is named after legendary musician Louis Armstrong ... who was born in New Orleans.