L.A. Dodgers star Matt Kemp took advantage of his day off yesterday and hit the Hollywood club scene -- only to drive off with two hot ladies ... one of which was an absolute smokeshow.
TMZ Sports has the footage showing the Dodgers outfielder bee-lining to a waiting SUV outside of DBA nightclub ... followed by a modestly dressed woman who got into the passenger seat ... and another woman dressed in some Daisy Dukes and a tiny top who got into the back.
Kemp and the Dodgers are set to take on the Padres in a few hours -- hopefully he's got some energy left.
I'm Back with Karrueche
'Cause I'm NOT GUILTY!
8/18/2014 10:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Chris Brown says he's back with Karrueche because she finally realized he did NOT have sex on a St. Tropez yacht.
The on-again-off-again couple is now on again ... and Chris says it's because Karrueche now realizes he was telling her the truth when he said he was not having sex with anyone else.
Sources close to Karrueche tell us ... he was frantically texting and calling her -- more than 20 attempts a day -- to acquit himself, but she ignored him.
We're told Saturday ... Karrueche showed up at Chris' celebrity flag football game to talk it out ... which they did, and she believes him.
As for the whole yacht thing ... there definitely was smoke ... he was on the vessel cavorting with several women, including one of Karrueche's close friends.
Chris did cop to something ... he promised Karrueche he would slow down the partying and treat her better.
A Little Birthday Fun
in Las Vegas
8/18/2014 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Joe Jonas had a small celebration for his 25th birthday in Las Vegas ... with two tiny strippers and David Copperfield. We'll explain ...
Joe hit up a Copperfield show at the MGM Grand where he got pulled up on stage and David asked him when he last got laid. Joe said it's been about a month ... the crowd loved it.
The main event went down Saturday at Beacher's Madhouse ... where Joe was once again called up on stage. But instead of a magician, he was entertained by two little people strippers ... a mini Miley Cyrus and a girl who holds the distinction of being one of the smallest strippers in the world.
We're told the Beau Joie Champagne was flowing ... along with several bottles of Casamigos Tequila sent over by George Clooney.
Remember when the Jonas Brothers were wholesome and boring?
Back on the Prowl
8/18/2014 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Antonio Banderas is single and ready to mingle ... and he zeroed in on an attractive woman while partying in St. Tropez over the weekend.
"Puss in Boots" takes on a whole new meaning.
Weekend Long Love-Fest With Selena Gomez
8/17/2014 10:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber's been dropping a four letter word on Selena Gomez -- but it's not the one you're thinking.
Sources close to the couple tell us J.B. and the Gomes spent the entire weekend together ... and it was filled with lots of "I Love You" talk on both ends.
It's been less than a week since they got back together ... but we're told they've already started calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend again.
As we previously reported ... Biebs and Selena went to church together last week ... they say to clean up their acts. Makes sense ...our sources say they did wholesome things like hiking and hanging out at home.
We're told Justin is doting over Selena -- almost like a servant ... and she likes it a lot.
Come and get it.
Another Day, Another Date
8/17/2014 9:57 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
If Nicole Murphy were in the NBA she'd lead the league in rebounds.
Murphy and some young mystery man hit up Moonshadows in Malibu for lunch Saturday just days after reuniting with Michael Strahan for lunch Thursday in Beverly Hills.
And of course ... there's very handsome former NBA star Jim Jackson whom she was banging in Puerto Rico.
As we previously reported ... sources close to Strahan and Murphy told us there's a possibility for reconciliation -- so it's feasible this date was just a friendly meal.
These girls ain't loyal ... or are they?
Mystery solved. Turns out the dude is just Nicole's business partner in her Destiny Moscato wine business.
Now You See Me ...
Flirt With These Girls
8/14/2014 8:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Morgan Freeman played a pimp in the 1987 film "Street Smart" ... and his pimp game has not lost a step!
Freeman was chatting Wednesday night with our photog outside Madeo ... when a few girls came up and asked to take a photo with the legendary actor.
Freeman immediately began flirting with the girls and was more than happy to snuggle up with the trio for a few pics.
"And so ended the greatest wait at a valet stand of my entire life."
Lourdes a Big Hit In France
8/13/2014 2:02 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Yes, that's Madonna's daughter Lourdes ... and yes, that's her takin' a drag off something that doesn't seem very tobacco-ish.
The bikini-clad 17-year-old is vacationing in the South of France this week -- sans parents, at least as far as we can see -- and partaking in a little puff puff with friends in between jumps in the Mediterranean.
They must be having a pretty good time, cause that cig's getting smaller and smaller.
Hands Off MY Girl
8/11/2014 1:36 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Johnny Manziel looks like he's ready to hang up his chick-chasing cleats -- and he and his GF let everyone know it this weekend with an Instagram that's either totally romantic, or borderline stalker-ish.
Smoke show Colleen Crowley posted a pic of herself pretending to kiss a screen showing Johnny's news conference after his first NFL preseason game -- which you'd expect. He's Johnny Football, after all.
So, is Johnny getting serious enough to strap himself to one chick ... just as he's on the verge of NFL stardom?
All the signs are there, and honestly ... hard to blame him when you look at Colleen.
Back in a Bikini
... Where She Belongs
8/11/2014 8:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Audrina Patridge ditched her blue-skinned, "X-Men"-themed Comic-Con getup and slipped into something far more comfortable ... for everyone checking her out on Miami Beach this weekend.
AP in a tiny black bikini? If it ain't broke ...
Stamos and Hudgens
When Hotties Collide
8/9/2014 7:37 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Vanessa Hudgens and Stamos crossed paths outside of the Nine One Zero Salon ... and John looked awfully happy to see the 25-year old smoke show.
Of course Stamos' charm didn't go unnoticed -- Hudgens looked real giddy during the exchange.
If only John's friend had been able to play it cool. Amateur.
Do the Math
And It All Adds Up
8/7/2014 10:18 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Madonna's two eldest children, Lourdes and Rocco, hung out Wednesday with her boyfriend, Timor Steffens, in the South of France.
A quick check of the math ... Lourdes is 17, Rocco is 13 and Timor is 26 ... which adds up to 56.
Madonna turns 56 later this month. Let that sink in for a moment ...
Papa don't preach!
My Summer's WAY Better than Yours!
8/6/2014 12:03 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Did you play tennis off the coast of a fancy island today with your family before being helicoptered back to your yacht? No? That's because you're not Bill Gates.
Gates -- along with his wife Melinda and their kids Rory, Jennifer and Phoebe -- knocked a few balls around in Porto Cervo, Sardinia before being flown back to the massive yacht they're renting.
After that, the family went through a rack of wet suits (because who doesn't keep their wet suits on a clothes rack?) before taking a dip in the Mediterranean Sea and hopping on jet skis.