On the left we have Amber Rose, jet-skiing earlier this week in Miami ... while on the right we have Kim Kardashian, putting her ample backside to good use while vacationing in Thailand last year.
The question is ...
You Can Almost
Sea My Doo
1/19/2015 4:58 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
One thing you can say about Amber Rose ... she's a crack jetskier.
Amber made waves Monday as she traversed South Beach in all her glory.
Amber Rose ... gluteus to the maximus.
Mama Mia ...
That's Some Body!
12/29/2014 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Salma Hayek is not one to flaunt her curves -- we rarely see her rocking little black bikinis -- which is why we're showing you these pics of her ... rocking a little black bikini.
Salma was yachting in St. Barts with her husband Francois-Henri Pinault over the holiday weekend.
A 48-year-old mother should not look that good ... but we're glad she does.
My Wife's a
12/27/2014 8:52 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Mark Wahlberg was caught swimming with a floatie this week in Barbados ... and by that, we mean his wife Rhea Durham's beautiful ass.
Ya couldn't blame Mark for having a funky bunch in his pants. Feel the vibration.
My Sun and Stars
... He's Hot!
12/9/2014 12:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Former "Game of Thrones" hunk Jason Momoa took his man muscles down to Rio de Janeiro ... reminding us why he's the perfect choice to play Aquaman.
Wet. He wears it well.
12/9/2014 10:54 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
'Real Housewife' Kelly Bensimon
IN A BIKINI IS TOO
Hot To Handle!
12/8/2014 2:08 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Remember Kelly Killoren Bensimon -- former "Real Housewife of New York City"?
Three years away from TV have done a body good.
Seriously -- look at that body.
Did your mom look like that at 46?
We didn't think so.
Look away if it's too much.
Do you need a cold shower yet?
How about now?
You definitely do now.
Please come back to TV, Kelly.
... And don't forget the bikini!
Single Again and Mingling
With Hot New Chick
12/5/2014 9:22 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Ryan Seacrest has broken up with his girlfriend -- so we've learned -- and is out on the town with a new, attractive blonde chick.
Ryan was leaving the GQ Men of the Year party Thursday night at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood and his GF of more than a year-and-a-half, Shayna Terese Taylor, was nowhere in sight. That's because we're told Seacrest said bye bye.
Ryan -- who's turning 40 the day before XMAS -- apparently likes being single ... and it's obvious why.
Hot American Woman
12/3/2014 3:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Supermodel Nina Agdal
My Talents are Vast and Awesome
11/30/2014 11:09 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Victoria's Secret model Nina Agdal firmly planted herself on all 4s ... then opened wide for her extremely lucky boyfriend.
The supermodel's BF Reid Heidenry gingerly hydrated her Saturday in Miami with a brewski.
And he got a reward in the end.
And how was your weekend?
Handful of Booty
11/22/2014 12:02 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Twihards, prepare to be extremely jealous of FKA Twigs ... Robert Pattinson is showing solid PDA with his new chick -- grabbing a heaping handful of her cheeks.
The famous couple went to lunch Friday in L.A. and Edward proudly squeezed his new moon.
Still doesn't excuse his new haircut ... but we're guessing Twigs likes the doo -- and it probably helps RPatz play grab ass with her more often.
Glass is half full.
The Topless Beach Romp
11/21/2014 12:09 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Here's proof Brazilian that superstar Neymar is winning at everything (besides the World Cup) ... his (reported) GF Serbian model Soraja Vucelic topless on the beach in Montenegro.
Soraja, who was Playmate of the year Serbia in 2011 (hey, it still counts) and Neymar have apparently gone public with there relationship recently posing for pictures together on social media.
In fact, Neymar is rumored to be so hooked on Soraja that he recently sent a private jet to scoop her up and deliver her to Barcelona before his team played in a huge soccer game against rival Real Madrid.
Judging by what we're seeing in these pictures, we can't say we blame the guy.
BONUS: Soraja bounciness on a segway below ... you're welcome.
Don't Look Now But ...
She's Really Hot Again!
11/21/2014 11:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Previously dismissed after several plastic surgeries and many drunken escapades, Tara Reid donned a skimpy bikini this week and frolicked on the beach in Hawaii to show the world ... she's looking fiiiiiiiiine.
Reid has come a long way since she famously got denied at Hyde -- the night we discovered Kim K -- or tripped over a motorcycle or stumbled out of a club on a Tuesday or ... well, you get the idea.
It's amazing what clean living and a movie about a weather disaster made out of sharks can do for a person.