Sofia Vergara Age Before Beauty, Our Ass ... Hers & Her Niece's!!!

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Sofia Vergara's got a fun game for folks to play at home during quarantine -- it's a bit of a thirst trap, but with a bootyful twist: whose behind is whose?

The Colombian actress posted a lovely photo this weekend showing herself and her niece, Claudia, rocking two-piece thong bikinis and looking over a balcony at what appears to be Sofia's home. You can't see either of their faces -- but that wasn't the point of Sofia's post.

Sofia wrote of the aunt-niece duo in Spanish, "Modelo viejo del 72 y modelo nuevo del 92 😂😂😂😂 #alwaystwinning @cdvergara ❤️❤️❤️🌝🌝🌝." That translates to "old model from '72 and new model from '92."

BTW, she also posted a photo of Claudia from the front, bending over to make a burger, with uncle Joe Manganiello beside her working on his own grub. She's a lookalike from the side as well, but(t) as far as that first photo goes, it's actually SUPER hard to tell for sure who's who, no?

Anyway, just for funsies ... here's another look at the same pic in black and white -- only now it's coming from Claudia, who also seems to be in on the same guess-who game.

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She writes, "Same same, but different ... cual es cual? 😂" Which is which, indeed. We could play this all day!!!

Quarantanning Stars Guess Who!

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The weather in Los Angeles has finally warmed up and a bunch of stars are catching on and steppin' out of the house and into the backyards to get their tans on. And, since we've got all this time to waste, why not?!

There's nothing better than having some fun in the sun ... and right now, that seems like the only kind of fun these famous faces are having.

Take a look through our gallery of quarantanning stars to see all the steamy snaps! And, while you're at it, see if you can guess the celeb in the hot shot!

Golden gals!

Cleveland Browns The Punter Is Jacked!!!

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That's a PUNTER?!?!?!

Meet Jamie Gillan -- aka "The Scottish Hammer" -- a former rugby player turned kicker for the Cleveland Browns!

AND HE'S MORE JACKED THAN HIS QUARTERBACK! (No shade, just facts).

The 22-year-old is a beast in the gym -- and clearly he's been packin' on the bulk after a pretty impressive rookie season.

Gillian was an undrafted free agent in 2019 -- but earned his spot on the Browns roster after blasting a 74-yard punt in a pre-season game. He went on to make the Pro Football Writers Association All-Rookie team.

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Now, with the COVID-19 pandemic keeping him off the field, he's been locked in his home gym -- making some serious gains and flexing on the kicker community.

"Do pull-ups help me punt? Absolutely not," Gillan said ... "Do they help me look like a football player? Kinda #pintsandpunts."

The Scottish Hammer got his nickname because he grew up in -- you guessed it -- Scotland before coming over to the States in high school. After a life of rugby, Gillan took up American football and even played some college ball at the University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff (The Golden Lions, not the Razorbacks).

Gillan's been keeping his followers entertained during the global pandemic ... showcasing his crazy talent in the process.

With a body like that, NO DUCKING TACKLES ON SPECIAL TEAMS, BRO!

John Cena Wears 'Hot Pink Banana Hammock' ... I Like 'the Fit'

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Forget boxers vs. briefs ... John Cena rocks a BANANA HAMMOCK in his real day-to-day life because he likes the way it fits.

Yep.

The WWE superstar was doing an interview/photo shoot with Men's Journal when he changed clothes between shots right in front of the reporter ... revealing his "hot pink" banana hammock thong.

As the reporter put it ... "Picture just some poor spandex holding on for dear life."

When the reporter asked 43-year-old Cena if that was his usual underwear (and not some special piece for the photo shoot), John confirmed that he's a hammock man, through and through.

"It is [my underwear] ... More for the fit, less for the color."

Hey, if it works for you!!!

Naturally, we did some digging ... that's what we do ... and found out this wasn't just a one-off.

Cena famously rocked a black banana hammock thong during a WWE segment back in the day ... while admitting he has a "thing" with nudity.

"I really honestly don't know my thing with nudity," Cena said ... "It got to be like a joke. Like, I could use it to ease a situation up. There would be some tension and I would get naked. And, people would be like, 'Alright it's not that bad."

Paige VanZant and Austin Let's Get Naked and Wrestle!!!

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MMA meets T&A!!

Here's UFC star Paige VanZant and her MMA fighter husband, Austin Vanderford, making the best out of quarantine ... by getting naked and climbing on each other!!

Hey, ya got it? Flaunt it, right?!

Both Paige and Austin have been training their asses off at their Oregon home during the COVID-19 pandemic ... and they've clearly decided the best way to deal with the stress, is to undress!

So, they've basically become nudists in their own home -- they cook naked, the clean naked, the work out naked, they garden naked ... and now they're climbing on each other naked!

Of course, both Paige and Austin are itching for a fight -- Paige recently had her cast removed after suffering a broken arm. She hasn't fought since defeating Rachael Ostovich back in January 2019.

Austin is 9-0 as a pro after locking up another W at Bellator 234 back in November.

Now have a shower and cool off everyone! And, make sure to catch Paige's new ep of "Fight School" when it drops on Snapchat on Tuesday morning!

'Tiger King' Star Jeff Lowe Hot Nanny Says She's Real Deal ... But Part-Time Only

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Jeff Lowe -- Joe Exotic's ex-business partner and mentor -- raised eyebrows on 'Tiger King' over his search for a nanny and has folks speculating it's all a stunt ... but the nanny in question tells TMZ -- she's legit, just not full-time.

Masha Diduk is the hot nanny Jeff and his pregnant wife, Lauren, wanted to hire on the Netflix docuseries, and Masha tells us ... she was indeed hired by the couple in September to care for their daughter.

She says she actually met Jeff and Lauren 4 years ago in Las Vegas -- where she lives and works as a model -- back when they drove to Sin City with a few tiger cubs ... as those who have seen 'Tiger King' recall.

We're told Masha's agreement was to work part-time as their baby girl's caretaker during business hours at Jeff's Oklahoma zoo -- mostly on weekends -- which she's been doing recently.

The nanny recently appeared with Jeff, Lauren and the baby on "Lights Out with David Spade," and rumors began swirling she was paid by Jeff to be there simply for the TV interview ... but she says that's not true.

Masha tells us her Vegas work has dried up because of the pandemic -- and Jeff's been busy moving the zoo to a new location -- so she really has been with the family taking care of baby Sarah.

Granted, the timing with the release and popularity of 'Tiger King' is suspicious at best.

As for 'Tiger King' ... Masha says it's entertaining, but she feels the producers twisted some things about Jeff. She says it made it seem like Jeff mistreated animals the way Joe Exotic did, but that's wrong ... and she wouldn't work for him if he did.

Patrick Mahomes Hits Cabo With Thonged-Out GF ... No Coronavirus Fears Here!!!

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Patrick Mahomes STAYS winning!!!

The Super Bowl MVP avoided the coronavirus pandemic this week by soaking in some Mexico rays -- and he did it all with his bikini-clad GF and a grip of her friends!!

The Chiefs superstar hit up a boat with his boo, Brittany Matthews, and her crew down in Cabo ... and as you can see, there wasn't a COVID-19 concern insight.

Mahomes sucked face with Brittany often, chilled on the boat's bed ... and it sure as hell looked like he and everyone else had a blast.

"Great times with Great people!!" Mahomes said of the trip.

Of course, it's just the latest in a long line of Ws for the 24-year-old ... who just can't seem to lose these last few weeks.

Remember, the QB put on a clinic in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl against the 49ers last month ... and he partied his face off just about every day after!!

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CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP

FYI, Mahomes is also in the middle of a 4-year, $16 MILLION deal that could get ripped up by the Chiefs for the richest contract in NFL history this offseason.

Yeah, some guys just have it all.