Kike Hernandez Makes Boner Joke In Fan Apology ... 'I Suffer From ED'
Kike Hernandez is trying to win back Dodger fans -- with a dick joke.
After partially blaming the fans for not bringing enough "energy" to Dodger Stadium on Monday -- when they got routed by the Brewers -- Kike has issued a statement trying to unite the base.
"The truth is, I suffer from ED," the Dodgers OF wrote ... "I think a lot of us suffer from it from time to time. So tonight, let’s all bring it. We can conquer Energy Deficiency together."
GET IT?! E.D. means Energy Deficiency! It's funny 'cause he wanted you to think Erectile Dysfunction!
Are you LOLing yet?
Don't worry, Kike followed with a more serious statement minutes later.
"On a serious note, I'd like to apologize to all who thought that I was blaming the fans for last night," Kike wrote in a 4-paragraph note. "That's not what I said nor will I EVER say such thing!"
"What I said last night doesn't portray the way I truly feel about you guys! You guys are the best fans in baseball ... I love you guys and I'll never stop being grateful for the way that you have embraced the weirdo that I am!"
Game 4's first pitch is at 6:09 PM PT.
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Chili Davis On Cubs' Firing: DAMN MILLENNIALS!
Having trouble getting through to millennials?! You're not alone.
Just ask ex-Chicago Cubs hitting coach Chili Davis, who says he just got FIRED because those damn kids just wouldn't listen!!!
58-year-old Davis was a STUD back in the day -- a 3-time All-Star with 3 World Series rings on his resume and a lifetime average of .274. Not too shabby!
But, the Cubs sent him packing on Monday after just 1 season with the team -- and Davis says he thinks he knows why.
"I guess I need to make some adjustments in the way I deliver my message to the millennial players now," Davis told the Chicago Sun-Times.
"I need to make those adjustments for the next job I get, if there is one."
Davis didn't call out any of the young players by name -- but says there were "multiple players there I didn't connect with" -- and notes he's learned what to look out for before taking his next job.
"I learned that the next situation I get in, before I say yes to a job, I need to make sure I know the personnel I’ll be dealing with in the clubhouse."
Translation -- NO MORE MILLENNIALS!
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LeSean McCoy Accusers Suing NFL Star ... More Than $13 Mil
The women who claim they were violently attacked during a home invasion allegedly orchestrated by LeSean McCoy are suing the Buffalo Bills star for more than $13 million, TMZ Sports has learned.
McCoy's ex-girlfriend, Delicia Cordon, is demanding at least $10 million and her friend, Elizabeth Donald, is asking for at least $3.5 million for damages suffered in the July 10 incident.
Donald claims she was pistol whipped by the masked man who broke into the Georgia home where they were staying and has suffered serious mental anguish and emotional distress as a result.
Of course, Cordon has been very public about her injuries -- showing photos of her bruised face also inflicted by the home invader (photo below).
Both Cordon and Donald believe McCoy masterminded the attack -- and therefore should be liable for any damages they suffered.
For his part, McCoy has adamantly denied any involvement and he has not been named a suspect in the criminal case.
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Pau Gasol Proposes to GF She Said 'Sí!'
NBA superstar Pau Gasol pulled from half court and proposed to his longtime girlfriend ... and she said YES!!!
The San Antonio Spurs forward announced the engagement to Cat McDonnell on Tuesday, saying "Words cannot express how happy and excited we are!"
"She said YES!! I’m so lucky to be engaged to such a wonderful woman and look forward to a lifetime together! "
The 38-year-old Pau and the former USC cheerleader have been IG official dating back to 2016 ... and have been inseparable ever since -- taking hot vacations together and other mushy coupley stuff.
The pair took a trip to Pau's home turf in Spain back in August ... and Cat's been working on her Spanish. So, seems like she may have had a clue this was coming.
¡Felicidades!
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Olivia Culpo Clowns Amendola ... Nice Toilet Paper!!
Even millionaire football players get their chops busted by their GFs ... 'cause Olivia Culpo just clowned all over Danny Amendola -- and the clip's hilarious.
The two were wandering the streets of Miami runnin' some errands ... when Olivia spotted Danny's mug on the back of a truck -- and whipped the camera out.
"Oh my god! Look who it is! It's you! It's you!!!" she said.
Then Miss Universe 2012 turned off the chill even further ... attacking the fresh toilet paper Danny just bought for his crib.
"Here he is in the flesh! And he buys toilet paper!!"
Olivia added: "Stars, they're just like us!!"
Good thing Danny's Dolphins got a big win Sunday. Gotta make this Tuesday morning "L" feel A LITTLE better.
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Conor McGregor Hit the Club with Zeke Elliott ... After Cowboys Game
Conor McGregor led the victory party for the Dallas Cowboys after the big win on Sunday -- raging with Ezekiel Elliott at a local nightclub ... and TMZ Sports has the video.
The UFC superstar changed out of his fancy blue sports coat and into a tight green party shirt to hit up Citizen in Dallas with his entourage and the Cowboys running back.
In fact, you can see Zeke chatting it up with one of Conor's pals. Sources say other Cowboys players were there as well.
We're told the guys arrived around midnight -- and Conor was walking around the place with a bottle of Proper 12 whiskey in his hand, continuing the endless publicity push for his new booze company.
There was definitely reason to celebrate -- the Cowboys beat up on the Jacksonville Jaguars all game long, racking up a 40-7 victory. Zeke rushed for 106 yards and a TD.
Conor has said he wants his next UFC fight to take place at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas -- we'll see if Dana White and Jerry Jones can make it happen.
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Rashad Jennings To Pats Beer Thrower: I'M GLAD YOU GOT BANNED!
Don't let stupid fans disrespect and dehumanize NFL players by throwing beer on them -- so says ex-NFL star Rashad Jennings, who's praising the Patriots for taking action.
Jennings -- a "Dancing with the Stars" champion -- just learned about the Tyreek Hill incident when we saw him out in L.A. on Monday night ... and he was shocked it went down.
The former NY Giants running back says fans need to show "some type of level of respect" to players -- and not treat them like animals.
So, how does Rashad feel about the 21-year-old suspect being banned for life from Gillette Stadium?
Rashad's all about it -- telling us, "You shoulda stricken down on the protection of a player and not allow degrading them and dehumanizing them."
What about letting players like Tyreek have carte blanch to beat the hell out of a fan who attacks them first?
Rashad laughed -- but says that's a very dangerous game ... 'cause someone would get hurt BAD.
Patriots fan banned from Gillette Stadium, faces charges of disorderly conduct and throwing an object at a sporting event for dousing Tyreek Hill with beer pic.twitter.com/4irWUpW6BX
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BTW ... if you're wondering what Jennings is up to in his post-football days -- he's still dancing his face off ... even doing a shirtless Paso with DeMarcus Ware on Monday night!!
Enjoy!
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Rob Lowe, Will Ferrell Hey, Kike Hernandez ... How's this For Energy?
Here they are ... the celebrity Dodger fans who attended Monday's NLCS playoff game -- and were part of the lethargic crowd that Kike Hernandez is partially blaming for the loss.
WHAT THE HELL, ROB LOWE!?!
In case you haven't heard, Kike was quoted after the game saying the lack of energy in the stadium affected the play on the field.
#DODGERS #KikeHernandez #NLCS #LADetermined #DodgerStadium | Check our Twitter feed for additional video and comments from Kiké regarding #DodgersFans booing #YasmaniGrandal pic.twitter.com/Pg49OTiSGG
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"We had no energy. The stadium had no energy. The fans had no energy," Kike said after the 4-0 shutout loss to the Milwaukee Brewers.
"Overall, it was a pretty bad game for everybody who calls themselves Dodgers.”
So, we decided to see who was in the crowd that night ... and it seems like Mario Lopez, Rebel Wilson, Danny Trejo and Will Ferrell have some serious 'splaining to do.
The Dodgers host the Brewers at Dodger Stadium on Tuesday -- SO, CHUG SOME RED BULL AND COFFEE AND GET BACK OUT THERE!!!
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Barack Obama Gets Hollywood Assist ... From Kobe Bryant!
President Barack Obama is turning to one of the greats to help him launch his Hollywood career -- KOBE BRYANT!!!
The Lakers legend was out in D.C. when we asked if he'd been helping his friend, Barry, launch his new Netflix projects and Mamba replied like De Niro in "Goodfellas" ... "Little bit."
Remember, Barack and Michelle recently signed a deal with Netflix to produce scripted and unscripted content along with documentaries and features through their company, Higher Ground Productions.
So, who do you turn to for advice on how make an immediate splash in Hollywood? An Oscar winner.
And, since Kobe's got the hardware thanks to his short film, "Dear Basketball" -- the Obamas clearly feel confident enough to hit up Mamba for some coaching.
We're all wondering if Obama has gone to other Hollywood heavy hitters for help -- namely, LeBron James -- another basketball superstar who's become a real mogul in town.
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A-Rod and J Lo's Driver Hits Paparazzi ... He Files Police Report, But is Likely at Fault
10/16/18
7:10 AM PT -- Law enforcement sources tell us the photog has filed a report with the LASD. We're told pedestrians are not allowed to block a vehicle in a space by standing in front of it, and drivers are permitted to creep forward.
It was Escalade vs. photog outside of Craig's last night -- with Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez caught in the middle ... but it seems pretty clear the blame lies squarely with the paparazzi.
The power couple got in their waiting white SUV to leave the fancy L.A. restaurant -- and while the shutterbugs snapped away through the front windshield ... the driver began to pull out slowly.
During the flash frenzy, the driver clipped one of the photogs -- who dropped to the ground. You can hear witnesses yelling. The driver immediately slammed on the brakes to make sure the guy was okay.
Other photogs tried to scold the driver -- but he blamed the incident on them, saying, "See what happens when you flash all the flashes? I can't see where I'm going."
He's right.
Yeah, you're not supposed to hit people -- but it's not like the driver was being reckless ... it was the opposite.
And at a point, if the photogs don't get out of the way and let this dude drive ... well, it's on them.
That said, hope everyone's okay.
Originally Published -- 10/16/2018 6:01 AM PDT
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Khabib's Manager Conor Doesn't Deserve Rematch ... 'He's a Quitter'
QUITTERS DON'T DESERVE REMATCHES ... so says Khabib Nurmagomedov's manager who says Conor McGregor fought so poorly at UFC 229 that he doesn't deserve another crack at the champ.
"This guy, he quit," Ali Abdelaziz tells TMZ Sports ... "How are we gonna give a guy a rematch? He's a bitch."
Remember, Khabib dominated the fight -- and ultimately forced Conor to tap out from a brutal neck crank in the 4th round where it looked like Khabib was gonna rip CM's head clean off.
But, that doesn't mean a rematch won't happen -- after all, Ali says he's a businessman and would happily allow Conor to get his ass kicked again ... if the price is right.
Or, as Ali puts it -- "[Conor] is a prostitute."
There's more ... Ali also has some strong words for Conor's coach, John Kavanagh -- a guy he's been beefing with for months.
Long story short, Ali says John can talk all the trash he wants ... but he better be prepared to back it up if they ever meet in the streets.
"If I'm inside an arena under regulations, I'm gonna respect the rules. But, outside the arena, there are no rules for me," Ali said.
"But, if you think you're gonna talk crazy and make fun of my religion? Imma catch you outside."
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Paul Allen Microsoft Co-Founder Dead at 65
Paul Allen, the billionaire who co-founded Microsoft with Bill Gates in 1975 is dead.
Allen succumbed to non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. He died Monday afternoon in his hometown of Seattle.
Allen, whose wealth was estimated north of $20 billion, announced 2 weeks ago his cancer had returned after 9 years in remission.
Some personal news: Recently, I learned the non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma I battled in 2009 has returned. I’ve begun treatment & my doctors are optimistic that I will see a good result. Appreciate the support I’ve received & count on it as I fight this challenge. https://t.co/ZolxS8lni5
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Allen and Gates, both college dropouts, hatched the idea for Microsoft in Albuquerque. They designed software for the yet-to-explode personal computer revolution.
The 2 men met when they were teenage students at Lakeside School outside Seattle. They became fast friends and bonded over their love of computers. The two would go "dumpster diving" for computer program code. Allen, who dropped out of Washington State, convinced Gates to bail from Harvard.
Allen is the one who came up with the name -- Micro-Soft.
The company moved to Bellevue, Washington in 1979. He was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma in 1983 and resigned shortly thereafter, but still was an active member of the board until 2000.
Allen bought the Seattle Seahawks back in 1996, 8 years after buying the Portland Trail Blazers. He also bought the Seattle Sounders, part of Major League Soccer, with business partners including Drew Carey.
Allen was a huge music fan, especially of Jimi Hendrix, and founded The Experience Music Project Museum in Seattle.
Paul donated more than $2 billion to various charities.
Allen was never married and had no children.
Paul's family says, "For all the demands on his schedule, there was always time for family and friends. At this time of loss and grief for us -- and so many others -- we are profoundly grateful for the care and concern he demonstrated everyday."
Paul was 65. RIP.
NOVEMBER 2017
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Ex-USC WR Joseph Lewis Convicted Of Domestic Violence ... Gets 1 Year In Jail
Ex-USC wideout Joseph Lewis -- a former top H.S. recruit -- has just been sentenced to 1 year behind bars after pleading no contest to domestic violence ... TMZ Sports has learned.
As we previously reported ... Lewis was arrested and hit with one felony count of domestic violence back in July after officials say he "punched, scratched and strangled" a woman during a heated dispute.
Lewis appeared in court Monday and pled no contest to the charge. During the hearing, officials say he also fessed up to a domestic violence incident from February.
Lewis was facing up to 5 years in prison ... but instead got 365 days in jail, five years of probation and was ordered to complete a domestic violence course.
He's also been hit with a restraining order barring him from contacting the victim for 10 YEARS.
Lewis had just 4 catches as a freshman for the Trojans back in 2017, but was expected to be a big contributor this season before he was booted from the team.
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Scumbag Patriots Fan ID'd By Cops ... Will Be Prosecuted
1:14 PM PT -- The Foxborough Police Dept. has identified the suspect as a 21-year-old man from Massachusetts.
Cops say the man will be charged with 2 crimes -- disorderly conduct and "throw object at sporting event."
A court date will be set.
Cops say they were able to ID the suspect using surveillance video from the stadium.
12:39 PM PT -- Tyreek Hill wants the fan who threw beer at him to be arrested and charged, according to Hill's agent, Drew Rosenhaus ... who spoke to Adam Schefter.
“Players have to be protected. We want that fan to be prosecuted.”
10:44 AM PT -- The Patriots say the fan has been identified and has now been BANNED FOR LIFE from attending Patriots games at Gillette Stadium.
The Patriots add, "The matter has been turned over to local law enforcement and the fan will be sent a letter of disinvite to all future events at Gillette Stadium.”
The Foxborough Police Dept. is investigating the embarrassing moment at Gillette Stadium on Sunday when a Patriots fan doused a Kansas City Chiefs player with beer after a TD ... TMZ Sports has learned.
Cameras were rolling as Tyreek Hill scored a 75-yard touchdown with 3:03 left in the 4th quarter and then came face-to-face with a pack of Pats fans who were flipping him off and shouting insults.
One of the people in the group -- who appears to be wearing a Pats jersey -- threw his Bud Lite at Hill's face. Terrible moment, but props to Hill for not fighting back (you know he wanted to).
Now, the Foxborough PD tells us ... they're looking into the incident and would like to speak with the fan to find out what happened.
Hopefully, they track this scumbag down and ban him from the stadium for life -- because players shouldn't have to deal with this crap.
In fact, Reggie Bush has already spoken out about it on Twitter, saying, "Now if he smacked the piss out of one of you clowns you would be all over social media crying ready to sue him!"
"Fans need to chill before somebody get hurt! You don’t have to like the opposing team but you need to show respect or don’t go!"
True.
The end of that touchdown catch by #Chiefs Tyreek Hill not exactly a banner moment for #Patriots fans. Especially the Bud Lite to the face. pic.twitter.com/cYS4RC7I6H
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We reached out to the Patriots for comment -- so far, no word back.
Originally Published -- 10/15/2018 10:43 AM PDT
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Nelson Cruz I'm a U.S. Citizen!! ... Time to Vote!!
Nelson Cruz is officially a United States citizen ... and he's already itchin' to hit the voting booths!!
The Seattle Mariners superstar announced the big news by posing with his new American flag on Instagram Monday morning ... saying "Mission accomplished. Next stop: Registering to vote."
The 38-year-old grew up in the Dominican Republic, and has been playing in the MLB since 2005.
U.S. citizenship is becoming a trend with the Mariners -- Cruz's teammate Felix Hernandez (from Venezuela) just got his citizenship last month and was stoked about it!
"It means a lot,” Hernandez told the Seattle Times ... "Now, I am proud to be an American. Just happy, and so proud to be an American."
BONUS -- check out Cruz's stars and stripes kicks ... talk about swaggy AND patriotic.
Congrats!!
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Nikki Bella Blasts Rousey ... You're An Entitled 'Do Nothing Bitch'
Nikki Bella is going off on Ronda Rousey -- claiming she's done more for women's wrestling than Ronda EVER has ... and says when it comes to the sport, Ronda's the real "Do Nothing Bitch."
The two have been feuding ever since Nikki betrayed Ronda on 'Raw' last week -- teaming up with her sister Brie Bella to stomp Ronda out in the middle of the ring.
Ronda told TMZ Sports the sisters were a bunch of "untrustworthy bitches" and then called them "Do Nothing Bellas" (a twist on her famous "Do Nothing Bitches" line) on social media.
Now, Nikki is firing back ... and even though the storylines are scripted out, this one feels personal.
"You may think I’m a 'DNB' but that’s because you been here for what maybe 20 RAW’s? I’ve been here for almost 12 years," Nikki posted on Instagram.
Nikki says she's been the real leader in changing the sport for the better when it comes to how women are treated in the sport ... and she named names!
"This 'DNB' has been in the ring with Victoria, Natalya, Krissy Vaine, Shantelle Malawski, Taryn Terrell, Brooke Adams, Michelle McCool, Layla, Vickie Guerrero, Melina, Mickie James, Maria, Katie Lea, Jillian Hall, Maryse, Alicia Fox, Gail Kim, Candice Michelle, Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, Eve Torres, Kelly Kelly, Awesome Kong, Naomi, Cameron, Eva Marie, Jojo, Summer Rae, Kaitlyn, Tamina, AJ Lee, Paige, Charlotte, Sasha Banks, Becky Lynch, Carmella, Alexa Bliss, Asuka, Riott Squad and more."
She added, "I defended a championship for 301 days. I have executive produced and starred in two reality shows, one about women’s wrestling, while on the road wrestling. I even broke my neck for this business."
"So if you want to talk about a 'DNB' look at yourself, because in this Evolution of women’s wrestling, you’re the 'DNB.'"
The two face off at WWE Evolution on October 28 for the title. By the way, it's the 1st WWE pay-per-view featuring all women ... so really, they both win.