35-Year-Old Virgin Jumps On Dating Show For Help ... Tryin' to Get Lucky!!!
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A 35-year-old virgin is lookin' for love, so naturally she went on a dating show hoping to lose her, umm ... status -- but never assume a happy ending. Yes, that's a double entendre.
Sonali Chandra decided to try to find her Mr. Right by appearing on Lifetime's "5 Guys A Week" ... where she got to live with, and date, 5 different men, eliminating them as the days go on. Pretty good odds for her, you'd think.
Sonali admits her dad didn't allow her to date while growing up in a strict Indian household -- which explains why she's made it to her mid-30s without going all the way.
Anyway, things heated up between Sonali and possible match Erik during her week on the show ... a little too hot, apparently. You gotta see this clip showing just how awkward things got when Erik had to give her a lesson on how those pesky boners work!!!
Sonali ended up choosing Erik to be her mate, but things changed once the cameras were gone -- she tells TMZ they've split up.
As for Sonali's V-card??? We won't beat around the bush ... it's still firmly in place. However, if you wanna watch her full episode, you can do it here.
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Beer Disaster Silver Bullets Blanket FL Highway ... Cleanup on Aisle I-75!!!
Brace yourself beer-lovers ... hundreds of cans of brew are wasting away on a stretch of Florida interstate after multiple semi-trucks wrecked and sent Coors Lights flying everywhere.
Commuters in Hernando County must have been buzzing hard Wednesday morning about the traffic jam caused by the 18-wheelers colliding and opening up a trailer's payload full of cases upon cases of the ol' silver bullets.
According to Highway Patrol, the beer man was the last truck in a chain reaction accident involving a total of 5 vehicles. As you can see the suds nearly completely covered the 2-lane highway and snarled traffic for hours.
The interstate was reopened by the afternoon, though ... once a bunch of fraternity bros rallied with beer bongs to remove all the debris!!!
Update: Crews continue to work to clear vehicles and debris along I-75 at this hour. pic.twitter.com/oEuReTxASX
— FHP Tampa (@FHPTampa) September 21, 2022 @FHPTampa
We kid. A regular highway clean-up crew got the job done, but our money woulda been on the frat bros.
Spilled milk is one thing, but this? Pour a little out (just a little) tonight for the fallen brews.
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Scott Van Pelt Puppy Poops In Background Of Pod Appearance ... 'Redd's Taking A S***!!!'
Scott Van Pelt had to take a timeout from a podcast appearance this week -- and it's all 'cause his puppy pooped all over his floor in the background of a shot.
For real.
SVP joined The Ringer's Kevin Clark for a taping of a new episode of "Slow News Day" -- and things appeared to be going smoothly.
The guys chatted for a few seconds -- and at one point, they even noted Van Pelt's new pet was hanging around nearby.
Tomorrow, new SND guest @notthefakeSVP joins the show. He has a new puppy. His puppy did...this during the taping. This is one of the best moments in SND history.
— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) September 20, 2022 @bykevinclark
So we made a trailer for tomorrow's episode.
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But, as the conversation turned toward Van Pelt's old coworker, Ryen Russillo, the doggo popped a squat and dropped a big #2 on the hardwood.
"Hold on, Redd's taking a s***!" Van Pelt said while pausing Clark mid-sentence. "My dog just took a giant dump right behind us."
Van Pelt eventually called for a 20-second timeout so he could clean it up -- and it was all hilarious.
New guy.
— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) September 19, 2022 @notthefakeSVP
Goes by Redd. As in (Otis) Redding and Reading, Pa. where he’s from.
This picture got me. Big paws to fill. Whatever he is will be plenty. pic.twitter.com/FyhdiuCcGe
Of course, ya can't blame the puppy for not knowing Dad's work schedule just yet -- Van Pelt tweeted earlier this week he just got the dog a few days ago ... following the death of his old furry companion, Otis.
We're sure Redd will learn the ropes soon enough!
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Oklahoma Accident Ya Better Brake for Sex Toys!!! Semitruck Spills the Goods
A semitrailer hauling sex toys and lubricant overturned on an Oklahoma highway, spilling its love load all over the place ... leaving reporters' and anchors' mouths agape.
The indecent exposure happened on I-40 on the outskirts of Oklahoma City, where the 18-wheeler got into an accident with another truck ... leaving boxes of dildos on the road.
One local TV news station, KWTV-News 9, had its helicopter over the scene and the report from the sky was absolutely hilarious. Hard to tell if the reporter and anchors actually knew what was filling the screen ... but they definitely skirted calling out the products.
When the camera zooms in some of the phallic merch was pretty evident -- whether in boxes or naked on the street -- so it made for some funny banter, even if it was inadvertent.
The sex toys really left a mess ... traffic was reportedly blocked for hours.
The semi looks in pretty bad shape too, it's on its side and all busted up ... but fortunately, no one was injured.
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Trisha Paytas Yes, I'm Still Pregnant ... No, My Baby Isn't Queen Elizabeth Reincarnated
The internet was wild on Thursday following the death of Queen Elizabeth, but one weird trend seemed to gain a lot of steam on Twitter, with users joking that Trisha Paytas was to give birth to a reincarnation of the Queen.
Paytas, a YouTube star, announced Wednesday night she was 1 cm dilated and believed she would soon go into labor. Fast forward to Thursday morning, when it was announced Queen Elizabeth's health was failing ... and the Twitter "theories" took off.
queen elizabeth in trisha paytas womb pic.twitter.com/Z1TiwlTKGq
— leah #DEADISLAND2 (@GIRLB0SSERY) September 8, 2022 @GIRLB0SSERY
At one point, Paytas was trending #2 on the app -- only behind Queen Elizabeth herself.
the queen’s soul waiting to reincarnate as trisha paytas’ baby pic.twitter.com/v8b4qHXjue
— charles entertainment cheese (@wolf_cola_corp) September 8, 2022 @wolf_cola_corp
On Friday, Paytas finally addressed the wild joke, saying she didn't think it would have been appropriate to acknowledge it on the day Queen Elizabeth died.
The soul of Queen Elizabeth flying across the globe to Trisha Paytas’ baby rn pic.twitter.com/qNu7ff4YEE
— rick (@trulyrick) September 8, 2022 @trulyrick
Paytas showed her pregnant belly, proving she hadn't yet given birth, and laughed off the social media speculation her baby was to be QE2 reincarnated.
You just can't make this s*** up.
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Kylie Jenner Kris Pulled Stormi Out of My Vagina!!!
Kylie Jenner says her mom, Kris Jenner, was VERY hands-on during her first birth.
The beauty mogul dished the birth deets to James Corden on 'The Late Late Show' this week, talking about what Kris is like in the delivery room ... a place she has been many times over the years, for both her own children and her grandkids.
When it came to Stormi ... Kylie says Kris was playing doctor, reaching up into her birth canal and yanking the kid out. Apparently, she did this on her own ... with pros standing by.
Kris clarified that she wasn't going in barehand or anything ... sounds like she was gloved and scrubbed, so it was kosher and clean. Still, though -- it's not a walk in the park, and it seems Kris tackled it with gusto. The second time around, she was on camera duty.
Speaking of kids, Kylie says she and Travis Scott have yet to settle on a permanent name for their son -- who was named Wolf, and still is legally ... but, apparently, the parents changed their mind and opted to name him something else -- which she didn't reveal.
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Based on how Kylie describes the process, it appears mom and dad still aren't settled on what to call the boy -- but she says they'll land on something eventually and tell the world.
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Vegas Magic Show Patron Masturbates backstage ... Hey, That's Not a Wand!!!
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A man was caught on camera stealing a magician's costume in the dressing room of a comedy club ... and for his next trick, he decided to pleasure himself backstage while no one was around ... this according to cops.
This clip is insane ... a man appears to walk right into the dressing room of the Laugh Factory in Vegas, inside the Tropicana.
One performer loungin' on the couch seems to notice the man walk right toward the wardrobe rack, but didn't seem to think much of it.
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, the man swiped a pair of pants, a T-shirt, and a hat from the show's headline act, Murray The Magician.
The report says Murray was told the suspect showed up again a few days later with someone else, seemingly scoping out the area.
After leaving, the same person who stole Murray's costume returned alone, sat on the dressing room couch, and appeared to masturbate under his clothes.
Murray stated no one at the comedy club recognized the individual, but to be on the lookout if he returns for an encore.
BTW ... the alleged masturbator is still on the loose ... so to speak.
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Tupelo, MS Pilot in Custody .... Threatened to Crash Plane Into Walmart
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A man stole a plane in Mississippi and threatened to crash it in a big box store, but thankfully ... the crisis was averted after authorities were ultimately able to talk him down.
The incident unfolded early Saturday morning in Tupelo, where an aviation employee for a private contractor -- stationed at the Tupelo Airport -- took flight at the crack of dawn in a small twin-engine aircraft ... only to then call police up in the air with ominous intentions.
Cops say he told them he was going to slam this thing into a nearby Walmart -- killing himself and everyone there -- which triggered a full-blown response from police and fire as well ... who evacuated that location and the surrounding areas too.
Negotiators hopped on the horn with this guy, who's been ID'd as Corey Patterson, and police say they were able to convince him to land the plane safely without doing any harm to himself or anyone else ... but the problem is, he didn't have any landing experience.
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Cops say Patterson had enough flight experience to get the plane off the ground, but couldn't bring it down -- so they roped in a private pilot who helped explain. The suspect was all set to touch down, but at the last minute ... he aborted and pulled up, continuing to fly.
BREAKING: The 29-year-old who stole the plane that threatened to crash into Walmart in Tupelo, MS has landed. pic.twitter.com/EJhAbvljfi
— Joshua Jered (@Joshuajered) September 3, 2022 @Joshuajered
He went on into a neighboring county, who were put on high alert -- and eventually, Patterson phoned in to say he'd landed in a field without issue or further incident. Patterson was uninjured, and nobody else was hurt either ... he was intercepted and arrested.
Cops say he's facing charges of grand larceny and terroristic threats locally, and may have more consequences on the federal level as well. A motive is unknown, they're investigating.
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Stinky Shorts Woman Claims Online Clothing Order Came with Poop Stain
Suzanne Baum claims a pair of shorts ordered online not only came apparently used, but with a giant skid mark on them as well ... and now she's demanding answers from the seller.
Baum, a news personality and lifestyle editor, says her 21-year-old ordered a pair of shorts from online fashion hub ASOS ... but when opening the plastic wrap around the clothing, there was a foul odor of crap.
Suzanne says to her horror, and in a pic she posted, there wan't just a smell of poop -- but an apparent stain as well -- she says the whole thing left her fam, "utterly gobsmacked/retching/in shock!"
What's more, Baum says she tried for days to get in touch with someone over at the company, but has only gotten automated messages.
She felt the best way to get the company's attention was through posting on Instagram ... and the pic is now going viral.
ASOS has not yet publicly commented on the alleged stain.
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TikTok Craftswoman Goes Viral Making & Selling Semen Jewelry!!!
We've heard of blood diamonds before, but this is nutty ... a woman is hawking custom-made jewelry created with traces of human sperm -- and her business is going swimmingly!
The gal's name is Amanda Booth, and she's been cooking up a solid clientele on TikTok -- where folks are apparently hitting her up and requesting she make them handcrafted trinkets and ornaments they can wear that are infused with bodily fluid ... male ejaculate, specifically.
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According to Vice -- which detailed her process and what's behind this new fad -- Booth was already dabbling with this idea even before semen was intro'd. Her videos were popular for working in dead people's ashes, breast milk and even hair into her custom pieces.
Eventually, someone asked if she could get some spunk in the mix -- and the challenge intrigued her. She started out with a sample from her husband ... which she then completely dried via a dehydration process, grinded up and massaged into her clay creations.
In the end ... a lot of what she makes, when it comes to the so-called "jizz jewelry," looks a lot like pearls -- and she'll turn them into necklaces, bracelets and rings, which she models.
Word is, her art is flying off the digital shelves faster than she can shoot 'em out -- and people are even sending Booth live samples of their liquids. BTW, people have all sorts of reasons for being into this, per Vice ... including a lot of kink-type of stuff. Go figure!
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Southwest Flight Nudes AirDroppin' Around The Cabin ... Pilot Threatens To Return To Gate
Get the nudes off the runway ... so demanded one pilot who threatened to return to the gate after some NSFW pictures were being sent to passengers.
A recent Southwest flight was getting ready to take off to Cabo San Lucas ... when a passenger used Apple's AirDrop feature to pass along some nude pics to their fellow travelers -- it apparently got so out of control, the pilot had to intervene.
You hear the "I'll turn this plane around" energy in his voice ... while they hadn't taken to the skies yet, the pilot claimed he would have to get security involved if it continued, which would mean heading back to the gate.
He ended with something you'd probably never expect to hear over the intercom ... "Quit sending naked pictures and let's get yourself to Cabo."
After the incident went viral, Southwest told The Post, “The safety, security and wellbeing of Customers and Employees is the Southwest Team’s highest priority at all times. When made aware of a potential problem, our employees address issues to support the comfort of those traveling with us.”
Something tells us ... the passenger with the nudes is gonna end up hangin' upside down at The Giggling Marlin!!!
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Jack Osbourne The Govt. Won't Tell Us The Truth About UFOs ... I'm Looking Into It!!!
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Jack Osbourne says we might not know everything about UFOs, but the government sure does ... and now he's taking matters into his own hands to get the real lowdown.
Jack joined TMZ Live and talked about his upcoming TV special, "Jack Osbourne's Night Of Terror: UFOs" ... and shared his outta-this-world thoughts about life on other planets.
Jack says writing off the idea of UFOs, aliens or any kind of life outside of planet earth is incredibly ignorant. He says this type of research is really important ... and he could be onto something.
Just last week, Congress confirmed some UFOs are not "man-made" and could potentially pose a threat. The confirmation was buried inside a U.S. congressional report, and Jack feels there's so much more info the government isn't telling us.
Jack seemed almost certain some folks in Congress might know exactly what these objects are and where they come from ... but they are bread-crumbing Americans with that info.
Congressman Eric Swalwell Wants to End Pentagon Retribution Over UFOs
His reason on why the Prez isn't fessing up to knowing about UFOs is pretty interesting ... though he says some past presidents have dropped hints. Now he's taking his own closer look at strange going-ons at a popular landing spot for UFO sightings over the years.
"Jack Osbourne's Night Of Terror: UFOs” premieres Saturday on Discovery+.
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Here Comes the Shroom!!! Booze Traded for Psychedelics at Weddings
Weddings can be a trippy thing ... especially these days, when the wedding party gets all psychedelic with shrooms!!!
There's a super interesting trend -- trading mushrooms for booze. Lots of folks -- especially millennials -- don't want that awful champagne hangover the next day, so they're choosing to party with mushrooms .... usually in the form of tasty chocolates.
Yeah, it's a hallucinogen, but it's become very common to relieve anxiety and depression and for lots of folks it's just a pleasurable experience ... within limits. Beats getting drunk.
A 35-year-old wedding guest told The Times, '"I think it is a combination of no weddings for two years and the younger generation moving away from getting really p*****, which can make people get quite angry. With this, everyone was having a great time."
The rub, of course, is that when someone is trippin' in a big crowd, it could cause chaos, and that's a real thing as well.
Bottom line ... the proper dosage is critical.
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Princess Diana Old Ford Escort Snags Over >$750k To High Bidder at Auction
Princess Diana might've gotten the Royal treatment for most of her life, but sometimes ... she wanted to drive like a normal person ... and the car she did that in has fetched a fortune.
The late Princess of Wales was top of mind Saturday over in the UK, where an everyman vehicle that used to belong and be driven by her in the '80s hit the auction block at the Silverstone race circuit -- a ways outside of London -- and sold for a whopping $763,555!
The ride in question was a Ford Escort RS Turbo Series 1 -- and it's in great shape ... no different than when PD herself was cruising around in it between '85 and '88.
Apparently, there was a huge bidding war over this thing -- with high rollers from all over the world participating -- but in the end ... a British person walked away as the victor. Reports say this played out like a sports game, with a massive crowd cheering on the bidders.
The winner's identity is being kept anonymous. Whoever it is, they had at least an extra mil lying around ... because there was no sign they were going to slow down on the price if someone else insisted on going the distance. Silverstone officials had expected it to rake in at least $117,000 ... but no one seems to have expected to go for what it ultimately did.
Word is ... Diana used to drive this thing by herself -- often with security in tow, of course -- when she wanted to run errands and head into town ... specifically, the Chelsea and Kensington neighborhoods. Now, it's in the possession of someone else ... pink slip and all.
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NLE Choppa Normalize Licking Armpits!!!
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NLE Choppa is all for innovation in the bedroom, saying he thinks there's a part of the body that's rarely explored that should be ... the armpit!!!
We caught up with NLE Friday at LAX, who's been on a raunchy rampage since his "Slut Me Out" single dropped ... and sharing with the world he licks his girl's pits, saying, "my saliva yo deodorant."
NLE dissects the meaning behind his tweet, telling us all sorts of things have become more common in the bedroom in recent years, so armpits should fall under the same category.
We also picked NLE's brain regarding the recent rapper face-tat boom ... brought forth by Drake and Cardi B -- who's yet to actually reveal hers.
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The 19-year-old rapper has most of his body covered in tats but, but says his "beautiful" mug is where he draws the line ... adding his Grandmother would slap the ink off his face if he ever had the audacity!!!
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Rugby League's Corey Norman Grabs Opponent's Butt During Match ... Suspended 8 Games
A rugby league player's season is now prematurely over -- after he was caught red-handed grabbing an opponent's butt during a game last week.
Corey Norman, who plays for Toulouse Olympique, stuck his hand where it didn't belong in the middle of a match against the Warrington Wolves on Aug. 11 -- and officials announced on Tuesday the grab is going to cost the 31-year-old Australian BIG time.
The Rugby Football League announced in a statement Norman has been suspended eight games and fined about $600 after it found "he had intentionally placed a hand between the buttocks of an opposing player."
Norman had initially pleaded not guilty at his disciplinary hearing.
I just have 1 question after watching this Corey Norman bum poke...
— matt barbosa (@captainbarbs1) August 16, 2022 @captainbarbs1
Why is he smiling like that? 🤔😆😂 pic.twitter.com/SZvQgp7llO
"The footage of the incident shows a deliberate movement of Corey Norman's left arm and hand over the top of Oliver Holmes and on to his buttocks," officials said in a statement announcing the punishment.
"At no point does the footage show a grabbing of the shorts to push Oliver Holmes down as described by Corey Norman. The footage shows a deliberate placing of Corey Norman’s hands and fingers on the buttocks and coupled with the immediate complaint from Holmes, the reaction of his team-mate Danny Walker and the statement of Holmes to which we have measured regard we are entirely satisfied that this was an intentional placing of a hand between the buttocks of the opposing player and we find the charge proved."
The ban will end Norman's season ... and it could ultimately end his career -- as the guy had seriously considered retirement before ultimately deciding to join Toulouse Olympique in April.