49ers QB Colin Kaepernick is totally jacked up for next season -- after losing the Super Bowl this year -- showing off his beefy man arms in a black tank top today during a sunny stroll in L.A.
Good thing the shirt's got plenty of neck room. Wouldn't wanna choke ...
Oh yeah ... Miguel was there, too.
The ladies LOOOOVE Patrick Schwarzenegger's body ... especially his nipple?
Arnold's 19-year-old kid was hanging out on a yacht in Saint Tropez with his girlfriend Taylor Burns ... when she decided to play the role of male breast inspector.
Meanwhile, over in Hawaii ... Eddie Murphy's girlfriend Paige Butcher rocked another tiny bikini.
Happy summer everyone.
Lynch and her wife, Dr. Lara Embry, were in the middle of top-to-bottom renovation of their Hollywood Hills home when the marriage fell apart.
So you scoff at the notion a remodel could torpedo a relationship? Well in your face, because the L.A. Times even ran a story explaining that the stress caused by remodeling ranks somewhere between infidelity and meddling mother-in-laws.
You may also recall ... the marriage of WWE champ John Cena also imploded during a major remodel.
Short story -- a new bathroom or a new wife? Your choice.
Eat your heart out, David Hasselhoff!!!
For the first time in her life, Mama June splashed around in the Atlantic Ocean ... during a family vacation to Tybee Island in Georgia this week.
June posed for some Baywatch-inspired photos ... helped bury Uncle Poodle in the sand ... all while keeping an eye on Honey Boo Boo, who went crazy with an inner tube.
After the outing, June facebooked about her day in the waves ... writing, "Omg had a blast on tybee today a first time ever at a beach for pumpkin katilyn and alana and my first time going in the ocean."
"Real Housewives of Bev Hills" star Mauricio Umansky snuck a handful of his wife Kyle Richards' butt on the way out of Bootsy Bellows nightclub in Hollywood last night.
Chad Johnson would approve.
This photo may seem innocent to you, but if you live in Los Angeles -- where today and every presidential visit has been nicknamed "Obajam" -- you know the presidential motorcade means TONS of street closures and INSANE amounts of traffic.
Pedestrians smile, commuters scowl.
La Toya Jackson and Debbie Rowe showed up at an L.A. hospital Wednesday night to spend time with Paris Jackson.
We're told Debbie was inconsolable after she learned her biological daughter took a meat cleaver to her arm and downed a bunch of Motrin in what authorities called a suicide attempt.
In addition to Debbie and La Toya, Katherine Jackson was also present.
Paris is going to be physically ok, but as we first reported, she's currently being held on a 5150 -- a 72-hour psychiatric hold -- so professionals can attempt to get to the bottom of her troubles.
The 26-year-old former MTV star -- who's engaged to perennially injured Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler -- gave birth to their son Camden Jack last August.
Cutler missed most of the 2011 NFL season with multiple injuries. Hopefully, KC can teach him a few things about returning to form.