Here's a photo of Rihanna in Barbados ... in a bathing suit ... where she'll be spending her Christmas holiday relaxin' like a she-pimp in 81 degree weather.
FYI -- it's 36 degrees in NYC right now ... 53 and raining in L.A. ... 14 degrees in Minneapolis ... 37 in Dallas ... 52 in Atlanta ... 32 in Boise ... etc, etc, etc.
Merry Xmas everyone.
12/23/2012 2:46 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Cops were called to the Barbados house Sunday where Rihanna is staying -- presumably topless -- after a man trespassed onto the property.
Barbados Police tell TMZ ... they received a call from someone in Rihanna's party after a man believed to be a German national (above) wandered onto the private, beachfront estate.
By the time cops arrived, Mr. Beerfest had already beat a hasty retreat -- and we're told at no time was the singer in danger.
Police say they don't believe the guy is a stalker, but they want to have a little chit chat with him ... in English.
Addicted to Shopping
12/23/2012 6:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Brooke Mueller got her shopping fix last night by taking her twin boys to The Grove in L.A.
Mueller is back with her kids after a rough few weeks. She checked in and out of rehab in just 6 days -- her 19th visit.
She also got into a heated battle with Denise Richards after Denise (whom Brooke entrusted with her kids while she was in rehab) dared to ask if she could take the twins to Charlie Sheen's Christmas party. In case we have to paint the pic, Brooke is at war with Charlie.
2013 can't come fast enough for her. Wonder what 2014 will bring?
Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez
Jetting Off to France,
Leaving Nahla with Gabriel
12/22/2012 6:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Halle Berry and fiancé Olivier Martinez are looking to make their Christmas more peaceful than their Thanksgiving ... so they're jetting off to France for the holidays.
The happy couple was seen yesterday at LAX, sans Nahla, who is staying with daddy Gabriel Aubry for a few days before joining Halle in France later.
Peace on Earth and goodwill toward men.
Jessica Simpson's Man & Baby
Shop 'Til She Drops
12/21/2012 4:00 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez
While Jessica Simpson was probably off somewhere trying to elude photographers from catching a glimpse of her maybe baby bump, her fiancé Eric Johnson and adorable first baby Maxwell went shopping on Melrose Avenue in L.A. on Tuesday.
It must be really hard to get Jess a Christmas gift when you don't know what size to buy her.
End of the World
Dumbasses Swarm Mayan Temple Before 12/21/12
12/20/2012 1:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
And now a new TMZ game ... SPOT THE DOPES!!!
Here we have a photo taken today at El Castillo in Mexico -- otherwise known as the Temple of Kukulkan, a Mayan structure built some time between the 9th and 12th centuries AD to honor the snake god Kukulkan.
Somewhere hidden in the photo are hundreds of idiots waiting to catch a glimpse of Kukulkan before the Mayan apocalypse, scheduled to occur tomorrow ... December 21st 2012. See if you can spot 'em!
The temple usually attracts a decent crowd during the solstice, but this is ridiculous.
On a more serious note: It was nice knowing all of you.
By a Penis
12/20/2012 10:13 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez
Supermodel Kate Moss almost took a ball to the head while hanging out on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.
While trying to soak up the sun with husband Jamie Hince, the bikini-clad 38-year-old got photobombed by a completely naked dude checking his phone behind her.
Olympic Soccer Babe
Medal Winning Bikini Body
12/20/2012 5:00 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez
Victoria's Secret Angel
Fetch My Butt Washer!
12/17/2012 4:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Got a little sand on your perfectly-toned butt? No problem. Just ring that little bell and your loyal butt-washing attendant will be right over ... carrying a gleaming silver pail filled with Fiji water just to de-sand your perky cheeks.
Just one requirement: you must be Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel ... who proudly showed off the ridiculous ass-splashing service she got during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.
FYI -- we were joking about the Fiji part ... but La Toya wasn't.
Is THAT a Baby Bump?!?!?
12/17/2012 9:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Question is ... is her belly full of fetus??? Or perhaps she had a big lunch?? Or is she still really super-skinny and it's all just an optical illusion created by a couple of ill-placed wrinkles in her shirt?
Here it is ... undeniable proof that Jennifer Aniston is finally PREGNANT ... or not pregnant ... depending on if you can see a baby bump in this photo!!!
The former "Friends" actress was all smiles on her way into a spa in Beverly Hills this weekend ... with what appears to be signs of a "stomach" showing underneath her shirt.
Only Jen knows for sure ... but we should totally guess anyway -- so, we gotta ask ...
Check Out My Black Dress
Perfect for Hiding Babies
12/16/2012 12:01 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Jessica Simpson wore an all black bridesmaids dress to BFF CaCee Cobb's wedding -- and everyone knows black is the most slimming color EVER, so ... let the baby-hiding-speculation continue!
Jessica reportedly has a tiny person growing inside of her, but has yet to confirm a pregnancy.
But on Saturday she showed up to Zach Braff's mansion -- where the wedding was held -- in this kind-of-poofy black dress ... which CONVENIENTLY covered her stomach (aka her baby incubator).
So either she's hiding a bump ... or ya know ... just wanted to look skinny.
SJP's Makeup Artist
I Didn't Steal Anything ...
I WAS SET UP
12/15/2012 1:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Sarah Jessica Parker's makeup artist -- who was busted in Norway for allegedly stealing sunglasses -- is telling friends she didn't steal JACK ... and the whole incident was set up so airport authorities could shake her down for a bribe.
Leslie Lopez is telling friends she was shocked when authorities randomly questioned her at the Oslo Airport gate on Wednesday. We're told they asked permission to search her bag (which she allowed) and that's when they told her they found a pair stolen sunglasses and accused her of shoplifting.
We're told authorities accused then demanded she cough up a $1400 fine or else. Our sources say Lopez only had $700 in cash and offered that in an attempt to put the situation to rest. After some teeth pulling, we're told they agreed.
We're told Lopez believes the fact that her "fine" was negotiable proves it was a set up.
Lopez is also telling friends she had spent TONS of money on expensive goods from other airport stores before the "sunglasses incident" and claims to have the receipts (including one for lipstick she allegedly also stole) ... so why would she need to steal sunglasses?
Sounds like a good question for Winona.
Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez
for Disney on Ice
12/14/2012 2:52 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez took a break from custody fights (and physical ones) to visit the happiest place on Earth (adjacent) ... taking in a showing of Disney on Ice at the Staples Center last night.
The peaceful couple sat right up front, with Nahla seated on Halle's lap (see below).
The last time Halle had a seat that good ... her fiancé was beating her baby daddy senseless.