Nikki Ferrell, girl, we hate to break it to you ... but Juan Pablo is NOT feeling it.
First, he refused to tell you he loved you during ABC's final episode of "The Bachelor" ... despite Chris Harrison's repeated questions.
Then this weekend in the Dominican Republic, you kissed him at a wedding reception you guys were at. You're clearly into it ... he is CLEARLY NOT.
When this goes south ... don't say we didn't warn you.
Schwarzenegger's Love Child
Jacked Out in a Speedo
... Just Like Dad
3/11/2014 1:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Like father, like son -- Arnold Schwarzenegger's 16-year-old love child is already showing off his genetic superiority in a Speedo ... kicking ass at his high school swim meet this weekend.
Joseph Baena stripped down to his skivvies Sunday to represent his Bakersfield high school swim team -- swimming butterfly no less -- and his mom Mildred was right there on the deck cheering him on.
Joseph's been busy the last couple months -- as we reported, he just got his driver's license in January.
2 + LiLo = 3 Broke Girls
3/11/2014 6:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan is determined to tell the world -- she's still wanted.
Lindsay was out on the Sunset Strip Monday ... pretending to shield herself with a "2 Broke Girls" script.
Lindsay was leaving her favorite haunt -- the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.
Hey ... it's definitely a step up from "The Canyons."
Reunited with Husband
After Publicly Cheating on Him
3/11/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Katharine McPhee's back with her hubby ... and their dogs.
It's been nearly 5 months since Katharine publicly sucked face with her married "Smash" director Michael Morris -- and sources close to the actress tell us, Katharine has been working hard to patch things up with her husband Nick Cokas.
Katharine and Nick are currently living apart -- but we're told they've been hanging out together more and more often recently ... Katharine even bought Nick a brand new Rolex as a make-good for the public humiliation.
Must have worked too -- we're told Nick's leaning toward taking her back.
What did the rooster say the morning after his wife cheated? Cuckoldoodledoo.
Ari and Vince
HUGGING IT OUT!!
3/8/2014 12:39 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Jeremy Piven and Adrian Grenier were filming scenes for the new flick yesterday ... it's unclear what Ari did to warrant the hug -- but we're guessing a bad word or two were used.
E and Drama were also in the scene.
So was Turtle ... but he's skinny now -- so it's hard to spot him (he's in the sling.)
Patti LaBelle's Fur Coat
It's Got Feet!!!
3/7/2014 8:51 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
It's 9 AM ... do you know where your kitty is?
Wearing a full-length fur coat that looks like it's made entirely out of house cats, soul legend Patti LaBelle braved the cold outside her Washington D.C. hotel Thursday night.
Purr. It's cold in here.
Eating Disorder Survivor
3/7/2014 12:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Ke$ha wants everyone to know ... she's still standing after her stint in rehab for her eating disorder.
The singer looks good after her 60 days of intensive therapy.
Ke$ha arrived at LAX and certainly looked happy. She says she's working on music again and feels great.
Ke$ha originally was supposed to spend 30 days in rehab, but she stayed twice as long ... on her own accord.
Prior to entering the facility , she had dumped a ton of weight and looked painfully thin.
Brad Pitt & Spike Lee
3/6/2014 6:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
This might be the coolest family connection ever -- Brad Pitt and Spike Lee ARE COUSINS ... 12th cousins sure ... BUT STILL!!!
The people over at Geni.com (a genealogy website) just made the bizarre connection -- you can see in the diagram how Brad and Spike are connected 12 generations ago. Basically, Brad's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was the brother of Spike's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.
Funny, the above photo of Brad and Spike was taken at the Governors Ball in L.A. earlier this week -- and they had no idea they're family.
A Dog-Gone Thief
3/6/2014 12:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Alanis Morissette claims her housekeeper stole her precious pooch out of revenge and she and her husband are both heartbroken and PISSED.
Alanis' husband, Mario Treadway, filed a lawsuit ... claiming he and Alanis found a stray, 10 lb Chihuahua/Pug mix roaming the streets back in May, 2011. Mario says they did the right thing and took the dog to an animal shelter but no one came to retrieve it.
So Alanis and Mario adopted the pugnacious pooch, which they named Circus.
All was fine until January, when they fired their housekeeper (in rich people's lingo they call it "House Manager"), Maria Garcia.
According to the lawsuit -- filed in L.A. County Superior Court -- Maria wanted Circus as part of her severance, because they claim she had the dog and refused to return it. Maria sent an email to their business manager saying she wanted "ownership" of Circus. Apparently Maria grew attached to the dog because she took care of it while Alanis and her hubby were on the road a lot.
Now Alanis and Mario are out for blood. They're suing Maria, asking for more than $25K and they want the judge to order the return of the dog.
UN-FUN FACT: Under California law dogs are considered property ... so an individual dog is almost never considered so special that a judge would order its return ... the only remedy is money. And that's a sad dog tail.
Serves Up GF's Ass
During Cancun Vacation
3/5/2014 10:11 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The perks of being the #1 tennis player in the world ...
With just days until he's scheduled to hold court at the BNP Paribas Open in California, Rafael Nadal was chillin' in Mexico with his hot girlfrend Maria Xisca Perello.
The two were seen kayaking together on Tuesday -- the tournament begins on Thursday ... though Rafa has a first round bye since he's a #1 seed.
It pays to be a winner -- more time to spend on the beach.
Yankee Doodle Dandy
3/5/2014 9:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Wearing a fancy shirt unbuttoned to his belly, Joe Simpson thanked his lucky stars and stripes at a party in Beverly Hills Tuesday night -- getting handsy with a man dressed as the American Flag, sitting on his lap.
'Frozen' Oscar Winner
My Statue is
3/4/2014 5:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Robert Lopez struck a pose that said ... "SUCK IT" ... right after his Oscar win put him in an exclusive club with the likes of Mel Brooks and Whoopi Goldberg.
Gotta love the bravado ... Lopez flashed his big swinging statuette to reporters and photogs backstage shortly after he and his wife won the Oscar for Original Song for "Let It Go" from "Frozen."
Robert's got reason to brag ... he's now one of 12 people to ever earn the elusive EGOT -- winning an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony -- and he did it in 10 years ... way faster than anyone else.
Give that guy a hand. Maybe two.
Nightclub Face Sucking
With 27-Year-Old BF
3/4/2014 11:04 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Heidi Klum's not afraid of a little PDA -- donating some fresh spit to her young art dealer boyfriend Saturday night at a Hollywood nightclub ... in the middle of the crowded dance floor ... and TMZ has obtained photos.
The DFMO (dance floor make out) went down at 1 OAK -- Klum grabbed 27-year-old Vito Schnabel's face and passionately kissed him in front of everyone.
She looks really into it. Vito looks like a prom virgin.
Then again, he's the one dating a supermodel.