Articles - April, 2008
Mrs. C from "Happy Days": 'Memba Her?!
Will the Real Piers Morgan Please Stand Up?
PETA to Brit -- We Know You Need a Job
Audrina Tight Lipped Over New PiXXX
Paul Moves on with Manhattan Mama
Clooney in Godfather: Part IV?
Oprah Kingpin Was Mental Over Dental
Wino: WTF Happened to Her Face -- Part 2!
Mr. and Mrs. -- Still Just a (Bad) Movie
911 Emergency: Clooney Is Eating Steak!
Brady Wusses Out With Gisie, Again
The Ex-Husband Elephant in the Room
Wham! Common Gets Frisco Street Cred
Janice Makes an Ass Out of Herself
When Posh's Away, Becks Will Play
Guess Whose Celebuspawn This Is!
Cornell to Cook: "Billie Jean" Is Not Yours, Son!
Heidi's Pad -- Nothing But Pussies and Peckers
Did Jailers Contribute to Sean Levert's Death?
Bobby Ewing's on a Quest for Beaver
Denise Richards' Reality Blows
Britney to Rudolph - Hit Me Baby One Mo' Time
This Is Why You Don't F*** with Steve Wynn!
Boy Band History: From Fug to Fuglier
Dave Navarro -- Your Questions Suck!
Mom of Former "Idol" Finalist Sings "My Way"
Priscilla's Doc -- Cry For Me, Argentina
You Decide -- Did We Go Too Far?
King Leonidas, Meet "Dancing" King
Producer to John: Wh-Wh-Where's Our Money?
He Houghs, He Puffs, He Screws Up His Neck
"A.I." Contestant Cook Rushed to the Hospital
Madge -- Immaculate Collector, Ultimate Sellout?
Cook's Condition Triggered by Brother's Illness
"American Idol" Contestant Hospitalized, Released
Dang, They're Not Gonna Like This Back Home
I'll Have "Fleeing Facial Hair" for $800, Alex
Adnan: Driving While Douchebag
Reality Stars Are Dropping Like Flies!
Kooky Lady Rides Naked Cowboy for $10 Mil
Nickelback Singer to Cops -- Blow Me!
Sir Paul's New Chick -- A Leg Up on Heather
Rocco Gets Eddie's Sloppy Seconds
Pam Anderson's Project Poorhouse
"T" is for Tranny -- Tea is For Paps
Breaking News!!!! Prince A-Hole A-Fraud
Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers -- I Used To Be a Star
Dita Rides It Like a Choo Choo
Coach to Matt: Pros Before Hos
Affleck Goes AC (All Callate!) in DC
Pap's Bogus Keanu Impersonation
Derek Hough Busts Out His Best C3PO
Elizabeth Berkley -- You Don't Know S**t!
McGowan's RoboPooch -- I'll Be Bark
Brit's Real Diet Secret? Stay 21 ... For Five Years!
Fan to Jerry -- I Screwed My Principal
Homeless Chick Bags Another Celeb
Seinfeld -- Flippin' Fiat Not Funny
Cops to Public: Screw You! We're Here for Brit!
Fergie: Is That a Lightsaber in Your Pocket?
Incredible Hulk, Incredibly Bad Surfer
Pesci Flips Wig Over Culkin Question
What the Hell Happened to Your Body?!
McCain Asked the FORBIDDEN -- Heidi Ho -- Q
Tranny Rapper Shanghai Surprises Lover?
Val Bertinelli: Forget Jenny, Pass the Bread!
Gummi: Same Douche, Half the Fat!
Fifth Time's a Charm -- NFL Convict Busted Again
Only a Dumbass Would Believe Lisa Rinna
McCain Dodges, MSNBC Anchor Oblivious
Mouse Poop in Babwa's Prune Juice?
Miley's Mom Barks to TMZ - "That's Just So Mean!"
All Fingers in Brit Case Point to TMZ!
Bertinelli -- Forget Jenny, Pass the Popovers!
"Dancing" with Bruising and Swelling
Hulk Hogan - Sunscreen Knows Best!
Naomi Campbell Busted -- Just Plane Crazy
Who Pissed on Eriq La Salle's Paella?
Matt Escapes Long Arm of Law: Free To Bong
"Bachelor" & Trump's Has-Been Storm the Beach
Anne H's BF Busted -- Check Mate!
Danity Kane - Toe Jammin' in Vegas
Paula Abdul -- Forever Your Slurry Girl
Greasy Smarter Than the Average Bear?
Obama to Cigs: I Wish I Knew How to Quit You
K-Fed Lives on Booze, Burgers and Big 5
Ex to 50 -- I'm Squattin' in Da House!
What Happens In Vegas Stays On K-Fed's AMEX
Cruise Not Cackling About Tom-ijuana
Hold the Phones! Naomi's on the Loose!
Hillary's Got Junk in the Trunk
Forget Firecrotch: Greasy's a Racist, Homophobe
Oy Chihuahua -- Peggy Sue Got Caught Lying!
No, Nick Nolte Is Not Homeless
Trading Places -- Murphy Mix-up
Chris Between Rock and Hard Place
Alec Baldwin and Daddy's Little Girl
K-Daddy's Lawyer -- Don't Stop Believin'
America's Favorite Unwed Pregnant Teen Turns 17
Heath Ledger Would Have Been 29 Today
Amy Winehouse Needs This Guy's Number
Val to Xtina: You Dirrty Beyatch!
Batman Impressed by Futuristic Pap Gadgetry
Being Bill & Hill Doesn't Blow
Why We're Not Buying It -- Let Us Count the Ways
Jason Davis -- You Clever Bitch
Nicole Still Givin' Away the Milk for Free
Goonies Never Say Die ... They Just Disappear
Marlee Matlin: She's Deaf, We're Dumb
Moss and Daughter Fall Down the Rabbit Hole
Great Scott -- Doc Won't Talk!
Leno: Didn't Mean to Make Them Flaming Mad
John McCain, Old as "The Hills"
Jamie Lynn -- Hello Ruby Tuesday
Brit: Carpet Matches Drapes & She's Wearing Both
Keanu Reeves: Good Genes or Good Docs?!
Racist Shields Greasy Self Behind Uncle Tom
Brandon's Flunky Used to be Funky
MacLaine and Greasy Joined at Artificial Hip
"Idol" Wannabes Gag Us with Inspiration
Siegfried to Roy: Nice Piece of Ash
50 Cent to Ex: G-G-G-Get Yo S**t and Get Out!
Baby Mama Wants More Blood from Jordan
'Real Housewives' Real Pain In Ass
Moses To Heston: Hey Lil' Buddy!
X17's Apology -- Greatest Understatement Ever
"The Body" Replaced by Homeless Drifter
Ike's Ex: What's Death Got to Do With It?
Sweatin' Like a Whore In Church
Barack and McCain's Brackets Suck Too
Verne's Healthy Return to the Land of Giants
Dude! You Don't F**k With George's Lady!
Your Kid Will Never Be As Cute as Kingston
Blige Blabs Jay and B's Nup News
Farrah's UCLA Snooper Peeped Mrs. Ahnuld, Too
Patricia Heaton Rips Autograph Seeker a New One
Barker's Tatted Bod: Blink 180-Eww
Michael Vick Scores In Prison!
The Bodyguard Will Always Love Your Boobs
Kourtney and Khloe Kondemn Greasy
BA to Naomi -- Take a Boat, B**ch!
BeJay Honeymoons in Exotic Greensboro, N.C.
Peyton Tipsy? Read the QB's Eyes
Jennifer Love: Broken and Braless
Major Leaguer Pleads Guilty to Major Drinking
Pam's Ex - So That's Why She Dumped You!
Where Have You Gone, MacGyver!?
Drew Barrymore Stumbles, Mumbles
It's Gettin' Confusing in Herre
D.L. Hughley Sounds Off on Greasy Bear
"Grey's" Doc's Diagnosis: Sleepwalking?
Quentin Tarantino and RZA: New BFFs?!
Shauna Sand: Thanks for the Mammaries!
Keibler's Former Beau Busted for DUI
Brandon -- Mama Made Me Say it!
"Idol's" Ramiele is Half a Photog Tall
"Project Runway" Auf to Lifetime
What Becomes a Legend Most -- Keeping His Cool
Rob Lowe -- The Bitch Set Me Up!
Busted! Celebs With Crack in Public
Shatner's Common Sense Beamed to Oblivion
Jay-Z's in NY -- But Where's His Ring?!
Jasmine's Different World -- The Single Life!
F***ing Around With Rob Lowe Will Get You Sued
Barton Bargains Her Way Out of DUI Rap
Paris - How Much for That Cheetah?
Greasy Bear -- Black Driver, Yellow Belly
Can't Have Sex in Rob's Bed and Get Away With It!
Conan's Priest Stalker -- Holy Wackjob!
"DWTS" Pros Play "Pimp My Band"
More Shadys Want a Piece of Eminem
Priscilla Moves Judges, Doesn't Move Face
Bodyguard to Lindsay: I Will Always Sue You
Leoni's Forehead: Smooth As a Granny's Bottom
Spice Baby Makes Pap Her Bitch
Simon Likes Johns; Neighbors, Not So Much
Dolph Lundgren: Spare Some ... Movie Roles?
Toni Braxton -- Un-break My Heart Attack?
Lowe to Sheriffs -- Stay Away, Outsiders
Dumbass Doherty Sent to Jail Again
Rob Lowe's Chef Knows Nothing 'bout Porking
Chikezie Wants a Load of Locke
Estefan: Coming Out of the Dark Ages
Chef Suit -- A Lowe Down Dirty Shame!
Janice Dickinson -- Seven Years Bad Luck
Suspicious Minds Over Presley's Due Date
Rob Lowe -- I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman
LUI -- Lookin' Under the Influence
Angelina Jolie: Senator Baby Mama?
Lorenzo to Shauna -- Miami, My Ass
Venezuela to Simpsons: Get Out, Gringos!
"Hills" Invaded by More Fame Whoring Nobodies
Ring the Alarm -- Beyonce Pregnant??
Brandon & Rick: Two Vile & Crazy Guys!
Faux "Entourage" Creator Preys on Chicks
Major Flip Out in Santa Monica
"Dancing" Stars: Please Don't Stop the Music
"Idols" Will Inspire ... Mass Nausea!
Wouldn't You Like to Beat a Pepper, Too?
Brad's Rent Offer is the Pitts?
Prince Von A-hole, Royally Pissed Off
Rihanna and Chris Brown Go Tit for Tats
50 Cent Sued -- Go Shorty, It's Your Payday!
Lowe To Cops: I Can Handle Sex Case On My Own
Archuleta Saw "Angels" Way Before Idol
Lindz to Paps -- Blow It Out Your Ass!
Noriega Gets a Key -- To Nowhere
Jeremy Piven -- Chokin' On His Chicken?
UPDATE: Judge Disses Prince -- We've Had Bigger
Seacrest Out, Queen to the Rescue
Please Don't Touch the Britney
Crazaziest Celebrity Lawsuit Ever
Barron Bites the Big One -- Pleads No Contest
Robin and Sean Penn Call Off Calling It Off
Ovitz vs. Pellicano -- The Hatables
"Dick Van Dyke" Star Rose Marie: 'Memba Her?
M-Rod's Bud Keeps It on the Downlow
Dethroned Mess Nevada Cops a Plea
A-Hole: That Pap's a Lying Bastard!
Deion $anders Gets Action Off Field
Jackie Chan - Flight Attendants Goo Goo
Zac Efron Likes 'Em a Little Older
Prince Von A-Hole Faces Der Kommissar
Bike Company Puts Brakes on Greg LeMond
Thomas Jane to Judge: Don't Punish Me!
Ashlee and Pete -- Yep, They Did It
"Hannah Montana" to Axe Scalpers in Minnesota?
Jackie Chan Rolls With Some Tough Bitches
Cheech & Chong's Friendship: Up in Smoke?
Oprah to Obama -- You're Bringin' Me Down!
Government Gives Swayze All Clear to Land
Larry Craig Interns -- You're My Duty
K-Fed's Kids: Can't We All Just Get Along?
Crazazy TV Contraption Predicts "Idol" Losers
Crazy TV Contraption Predicts "Idol" Losers
Victims Too Busy To Testify in Pellicano Trial
Mischa Done With That Whole DUI Thing
Tim Conway: Third Time's a Charm?
Ed Asner to Ex: Get a Job or I'll Cut You -- Off!
Cam: Thanks for the Flowers, I'm Not Your Bud
Tabitha from "Bewitched": 'Memba Her?!
OMFG?! Is This Desperate or What?
Meebo Functionality Test Post - Do Not Delete
C-3PO's BFF Riding the Death Star?
Chris Brown -- Inappropriately Sexy?
Cristal to Diddy: I Will Cut You!
School Death Plot Targets ... Chuck Norris?!?
Artie Lange to Howard: I Know How to Quit You
Von A-Hole's Fornication Examination
Miss Cali: Keep the Crown, I Want Cash!
Artie Lange to Howard: I Know How to Quit You?
Vanilla Ice Busted After Meltdown With Wife
Doogie to Brit -- You Stunt My Growth!
Pink Lady Trapped in Red China
Gerard Butler -- Cam's Just Another Bitch to Me
Paula Confused by Wild Sea Monkey
T.O. Has Some Serious Baggage ...
Vanilla -- No Mrs. Ice for You!
Russell Really Knows How to Ride It
Joe Goes Where No Jacko Has Gone Before
Rob Lowe Ex-Nanny Wants to Clean Up
Eminem Leaves Mandela Hangin' Over Bday Gig
Gloria, The Dr. Ruth of Lawyers, in Rob Lowe Case
Prince: Zsa Zsa Knows I Screw Around
Couric Will Leave CBS On Her Terms
Lawsuit Over Heath Ledger and Alleged Coke
Who Cares About Pete & Ashlee?
The Last of "Charlie's Angels": 'Memba Her?!
Coroner: Pneumonia Killed Christian Brando
Lawsuit Claims Ledger Done in By Coke Predators
Celebuspawn Pleads Not Guilty to DUI, Drugs
Rob Lowe's Fired Chef Has "Issues"
Foxy Out of the Henhouse Next Week!
Turks and Caicos Premier Won't Take the Rap
Brooke White's Sister: My Bridesmaid is Cardboard
Newton-John's Daughter, The Genetic Marvel!
George's Girl Not Cuckoo for Clooney?
Cookie Diet Leaves Madonna Feeling Like a Virgin
"Earl" Star on Paris Hilton: She Ain't Stupid!
A Headlock May Win the White House!
Donald and Rosie: Shut Up and Do It Already!
Docs Get Off Easy in Brit Snooping Scandal
Von A-Hole -- Money and Bulls**t Fall from the Sky!
Your Boob Just Hit Me in the Elbow
Lorenzo to Shauna -- Stop Bitchin' About S. Beach
Britney's New Hairdresser: Doc Brown?
Matchbox 20 Won't Play Because of Some Bulls***
BeJay: Lords of the Missing Rings
Dr. Phil Pulls the Plug on Teen Violence Show
TMZ to Dr. Phil: Show Me The Money!
Vegas to Mills: Take Your Leg and Shove It
McMeanie Beats Photog in a Stupid-Off
Shauna Blows Off Ex -- Who's the Renegade Now?
Tom Arnold D*cked Around by Sock Man
Cops to Brit: You Crashed, But Are You Smashed?
Michael Johns: The Stiff From Down Under
CHP Says Britney's Nobody Special
Britney Had Cosmetic Damage Before Crash
Joey Fatone Had a Better Weekend Than You
Dr. Phil -- Screwed from the Bottom
Heath's No Joke as Face of Batman Flick
Why Can't Jeremy Piven Drive Home?
Girl's Granny Takes Her a Phil Pill
Eco-Warrier Axed By Bored Camera Guy
Allred Reps All Red Beating Victim
VY to TMZ -- I Ain't in No Draft!
Britney: Chinese Fire Drill Cover-up?
Brody to Youngins: Call Me in Five Years!
JK -- This Suit's Got Me All Blocked Up!
Sly Does Jury Duty -- Acts Rambo-esque
There's Something About ... Marilyn?!
It's Official -- Ashlee Is Dumber Than Jessica
Kim K: I'm A Rich Bitch, You're Just a Valet
Kate to Photogs: Gullible is Not in the Dictionary
Dr. Phil's Peeps to Bondsman: We Work for Him!
Shanna Moakler: I'm No Deadbeat Mom!
Heidi & Spencer: All That ... for Them?!
Colleen Shannon: Valedictorian of the Bimbos
Lauren Hutton Gets Shady with Oprah
Braxton's Show May Not Breathe Again
That Guy in "Perfect Strangers": 'Memba Him?!
Simpsons Tight-Lipped Over Fall Out Baby
Wilson Cruz: My So-Called Near-Death
Daryl Hannah Meets a Pap to Forget
X-Tina: Baby Poppin' to Club Hoppin'
Joe Francis: Trial Gone Hollywood
Cops: Sambora Ain't No Child Endangerer
Shauna Sand: For Sale to the Highest Bidder
Mills Tried to Get Leg Over with Trump?
Nanny -- Rob Touched Me in Lowe Places
Elway Scrambles to Sell Toyotas!
Cops Called For Technical in Melo Assist?
Crowe to Photog -- Stop Being an Ass!
That a Baby Bump or You Just Happy to See Me?!
Dr. Phil's PA -- What the Puck?
Two-Faced Paris Slams Kim K's Phat Ass
Snoop Trades Crip Blue for Red ... Necks!
McCain Intern -- Chef Boyarthief
Bobby Brown's Son -- You Don't Know Whit
"Hills" Jerk Gets His 16th Minute of Fame
Mr. Burns Sucks in Real Life Too
Tonya Harding Karaokes: Whhhyyyyyyy??!?
Nanny Says Rob Lowe Exposed Himself
Lowe's Accuser Just Couldn't Get Enough Rob
Metcalfe Loves Him Some Tig 'Ol Bitties
Kim K to TMZ: Kiss My Big Fat Ass!
Leach's Champagne Wishes & Pole Dance Dreams
Mormon Hunks -- Heavenly Bodies
Nanny Says Rob Lowe Held His Own
Morrissey from The Smiths: 'Memba Him?!
Faith Hill: You're the One That I Want
Lowe's Employees Say They've Never Met Lil' Rob
Debbie Gibson to Crazy Fan -- Shake Your Love!!
'Little Miss Sunshine' Turns the Big 1-2
"Glitter 2" -- "Idols" Sing Mariah
Turks' Top Guy -- Tip of the Palm Tree?
Gibson's Crazy Fan Not Only in Her Dreams
Cameron Diaz's Father Dies From Pneumonia
Does Ash Know Something Pete Doesn't?
Trying to Look Anywhere But There
Posh Leaves Paps All Choked Up
The Artist Formally Known as Invisible EXPOSED!
Cops Foil Josh Holloway's Pap Block
Wesley Snipes -- 1040, Over & Out!
Beckham Likes It Tight and Right
Masters Champ Attacked By Tiger ... Questions
Kenny G Is One Bad Mamma Jamma
Who Is That? Jenna Jameson? Kelly Ripa?
PETA to Morrissey: To Sirloin, With Love
Golfing Whale Fights Hippo in Court
Britney Is Nuts ... About the Gym
Javier's In No Country for Butch Men
Michele Lee from "Knots Landing": 'Memba Her?!
Morrissey's Got Beef with PETA
Sen Dog Still Livin' the Highlife
Dude, Where's My Mutha F**kin' Car?
Gisele to Bridget: First Your Man, Now Your Baby!
Sorry Ron, They Don't Give Oscars to Paparazzi
Rob Lowe's Accuser -- People Pleaser
Heidi Makes Mess In NYC -- Gets Off on Self
Brit to Lutfi: Have a Bitchin' Summer, Dude
Lowe's Accuser is a Flirting Machine!
Miley's Autobiography? It's Called a Diary
Nanny's Folks -- Lowe Worked Her to the Bone
Is Dr. Jan Tucking Himself Into More Trouble?
Hayden Christensen -- Jumper, Our Ass
Saget Makes John Mayer His Bitch
Martha's Dead Dog: It's a Good Thing?
Hermione Ditches Hogwarts for Millionaire School
Ving Says His Caretaker Didn't Go To the Dogs
Shauna Sand -- Oh the Humidity!
Mary-Kate: World's Youngest "Golden Girl"
Congressman to Ric Flair: 'Woooo!'
Johnny Fever from "WKRP": 'Memba Him?!
Sharon Osbourne Will Smack a Bitch Up
Good Luck Chuck -- With Your Baby Bump!
"Full House" -- Still Everywhere You Look
Woo Hoo! Simpsons Victory in Venezuela!
Screw Matchbox Twenty -- Sue the Activists!
Spencer's Head Emerges from Heidi's Ass
Kelly Ripa to Priscilla - Oh No You Di'nt!
Ashlee: Fake Singer, Fake Pic, Fake Ring?!
Hey Jude, Don't Be Afraid ... of Daddy's Ghost
Bitchfight Brewing for Foxy's Release
Nate Berkus: O is for Overshadowed
Beckinsale: That's a Buncha Pish Posh
apl.de.ap is Huge ... in Southeast Asia
Nic Cage's Son Will Haunt Your Nightmares
Cain & Abel - The Gummi/Greasy Edition
Do You Know Who This Person Is?
Heidi and Spencer -- More Whoring To Come
Von A-Hole Picks the Gayest Fight Ever
Lohan's Face Matches the Carpet
Dita -- Where'd You Get Those F**k Me Pumps?
Godzilla to Subway: I Got Your 12" Right Here
Jenna Jameson: Shuck It, Slurp It
Fantasia: The Apple of Our Eye
Locklear to Pap: Turn Your Head and Cough
Kissing Disease Licks Dennis Hopper's Kid
Look Out ... Foxy's Bustin' Loose!
Nicollette Sheridan Is So Much Hotter Than You!
Dude Looks Like a Lady ... Wait, That is a Lady!
Jordana Brewster: Is Incest Best?
Matt & Ben Go Wild ... No, Not That Matt & Ben
BeJay Fight -- We Smell Bulls**t!
Ding-a-Ling Says Bai to Makeup, Hello to a Job!
Busey Gets A-Buse-ive with TMZ Photog
Catwoman Julie Newmar: 'Memba Her?!
Derek Hough's "DWTS" Fall -- The 911 Tape
CNN's Quest (Allegedly) Gets the Meth Out
Judge Rips Von A-Hole an A-Hole
Kanye's Mom Didn't Have Son's Jack
For a Good Time ... Call Disney Star?
Verdine White is One Pretty, Pretty Man
Harry Potter Gives Theatergoers the Shaft
Rock's Suit Dropped -- No Kidding!
Brit's Hair: The Roots of All Evil
Jessica & BF -- In Search of a Million Bucks
Under-Aged Sex Pistols, Rotten to the Core
Shamrock Says UFC Lepre-Conned Him!
"Idol" Reject Claims, The Show's Unfair!
Winehouse Takes the Red-Eye to Crazytown
50 Cent -- Alicia, You Ignorant Slut!
Britney's Acting Again -- Hide the TV!
To Wong Foo Thanks for TMI, Julie Newmar
Sandra Bullock Whacked in Mass
Ashlee and Pete: They're No BeJay
Eddie Van Halen: Might as Well ... Plump?!
Ashley Dupre -- Girl Going ... Nowhere?
James Bond's Whip -- License to Spill
Foxy to NYC -- What Can You Do for Brown?
KRS Keeps the Boogie Down after Smackdown
Paris -- It's Time to Go Clubbing ... Somewhere
Casey Cuts His Short and Pricklies
Who Took a Dump in Her Afikomen?
Sand Sinking Beneath Turks & Caicos' PM
Naomi Tries to Good Cop the Coppers
One Bags Wifey, The Other Bags Wipey
Izzard to Cross-Dress Over into Politics?
Beth and Dog Out With Their Pups
Wills Lands Big Propeller in Tight Spot
Kate Back to Jumping Owen's Bones
Miley Makes Sexy Time for Camera -- Again!
Katie Price: A Pox on All of You Chickens
Ultimate Douchebag Will Wrestle Again
Desperate is Spelled S-P-E-I-D-I
Shauna Sand: Bumper, We Hardly Knew Her!
Jennifer to Brad: Chew on This!
"Cradle" Judges Rock-Blocked, Paula To Blame
Casinos to "NYPD Blue" Star: You Crap, You Pay
Court to Dummies: You Text, You Pay!
The Beckham Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree
Jordin Sparks Not Going Away for Good ... Yet
Victoria's Secret? Ditch Seal for a Good Time!
What Is Dave Navarro Kissing?!
McCain Hires Beauty Queen to Wrangle Interns
McCain, Obama Tag Team Hillary
"Police Woman" Angie Dickinson: 'Memba Her?!
Von A-Hole Press Conference - You Gotta See This
Ex-Manager to Chappelle: Pay Up, Bitch!
No More "Mother"-in' for Brit ... Yet
Britney Works Belly, Then Works Fans
Paris Hilton: Queen of the Gang Bang
Naomi Bombarded By TMZ Q & A's
Eli & Wife's Hot Honeymoon -- As in Temperature
Katie Price Likes Her Grrrrr-Animals
Lindsay Drinks 'Cause Her Parents Stink
Gummi Bear: The Next Valerie Bertinelli?
Portman to Pup: Pee for Vendetta
Olympian Alleged Victim of Date Rape Drug
"Idol" to Archuleta -- No Prom for You!
Jaws from the James Bond Flicks: 'Memba Him?!
BeJay -- Signed, Sealed, Delivered!
Olympic Medalist Victim of Date Rape Drug?
Audrina and LC -- Ship Happens
Stifler's Stiffy for the Male Anatomy
"Idol" Wannabeen Not the Most Famous Noriega
Steroid Snitch Not Lookin' Over His Shoulder
Obama Girl Stuffs Box for Barack
Country Singer Accused of Assaulting Non-Fan
Forget Cigars, U.S. Should Ban Movies from Cuba
Gisele: Supermodel, Superbitch?
Amy's Mouth -- As Bad as Her Skin
"A.I." Song List -- It'll Be a Gay Ol' Night
Bitter "Idol" Reject Claims She's Not Bitter
Rapper to Alicia Keys: My Boo? F**k You!
Olympians to Penta Water: H2-0h No You Di'n't
Miley "Memoirs" Really Worth Millions?
Barack to Isaiah: Thanks, But No Thanks!
Jamie Lynn's Baby Daddy Guns It... Again
Roy to Obama: Heaven's Great, Here's Fifty Bucks
Britney's Psychic Friend Connection
Benny the Bull Whistled for Flagrant Foul
Teen Popped for Pimpin' Out Gangsta Granny
William Hung to "Bang" on Blackboard
Steve-O in Court -- As Defendant, Not Jester
O.J. Wants to Take a Stab at Reality TV
Shakira: Finally, Something Hot for House Interns
Jada Pinkett Smith's Noriega Weave
Peter Falk Runs Amok -- Refuses Help and Comb
Mother on the Offensive over Dead Soldier T's
Jay-Z: 99 Problems But a Pap Ain't One
Steve-O: I Don't Want to be a Jackass No More
Amber Tamblyn: Joan of the Pill
New Gladiator Hard to Beat -- Just Ask Her Hubby
Foxy Backdoors Lawyer, Lawyer Backs Out
The Skeletons in Camilla's Closet
Commoner Goes Walking with the Stars
Jason Castro: All But a "Memory"?
Poehler Committs NYC's Cardinal Sin
WWE Writer Allegedly Dishes Racist Smackdown
Billy Blanks' Wife Kickboxes Him to the Curb
Rapper to Cops: I'm Bulletproof, Sucka!
"Soul Train" Conductor Kicked in Caboose
Ice Dancer 911 Call -- "She Ingested Something"
What Was Navarro Kissing? Truth Revealed!
Wesley -- The Judge (Mathis) Is in Court! -- redirect
Jeff Archuleta -- Stage Dad? Who, Me?
NBC to O.J. -- Like You, We're a Buzzkill
James Bond: License to Crash ... Again!
Winehouse Suspected of Giving Headbutt
Brit: Hit the Gym ... Baby One More Time
Dwyane Wade and Star Jones Makin' Miami Heat?
Shauna Sand: Hotter than Molten Silicone
Court: Let Snoop Dogg Back in Da House
Denise Richards' Reality Shows
Shauna Sand Getting Divorced -- Who Knew?!
Dude Looks Like a ... Hot Tranny Mess
George Lopez's Got Enchi-lotta Nerve!
Shia Smoked World's Most Expensive Cig
Peter Strauss Bitten, Dog Bites Dust
Kanye Gets High ... On a Budget
Little Miss Sunshine Crashes Casino Floor
Eat Your Jockstrap Out, David Beckham
Tony Robbins Unleashes the Power of Lawsuit
Brooke Gets Dinged Up Real Bad
Bobby Ewing on "Dallas": 'Memba Him?!
Mariah Goes from S**t List to Blacklist
Frenchie Claims Shauna Sand Abused Him
MTV Staffer: "The Hills" Didn't Pay My Bills
Co-Star to Douglas: Romance My Wallet
Absolute Hunk Gives Pap a Licking
LiLo -- AliLo's Show Could Be "Toxic"
"Lost" Diary -- The Shape of Things to Come
Paris Involved in Another Hit and Run
"Scud Stud" Declares "War" on Tom Hanks
Ex-Steeler Sues For Being Called "Line-Blacker"
Pete Doherty's Bloody Work of Art
Mimi: That's the Sound of Someone Getting Fired
Ryan Seacrest -- From Backstreet to Wall Street
Winehouse: Does She Make You Horny?
Pap to Benji Madden -- Get the Eff Off My Foot!
Jamie Lynn: Burger Bun in the Oven
Seacrest -- From Backstreet to Wall Street
Winehouse Will Rot In Jail Today
Angelina Jolie Eating for More Than Just Two
Heather to Denise: I Can Stomach You Now
Gisele Spreads 'Em on the Street
Song Sings: See My Face in Court!
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Derek Hough: Dancing with the Damned
Snipes Can't Drop Soap for a Loooong Time
Chris Brown Wants a Piece of Kim K's Booty
Gary Coleman and Wife Don't See Eye-to-Eye
Bulletin!!! Cheryl Burke Is no Thespo
Will Smith's New Movie Unloads 7lbs of B.S.
How Much of a Sex Machine Was James Brown?
Blake Decision Cut in Half, But What's it Matter?
Zoolander: Blue Steel Never Dies
D.C. to L.A. -- Brother, Can You Spare a Babe?
Photog Drops Genocide Bomb on Kim K
Denise Richards' Fake Reality Peep Show
Phoebe's Cat is No Longer Smelly
Half-Naked Underage Girls A-Ok with A-Hole
Madge's Gardener Bends Over Backwards
Last Night's Bon Jovi Concert Was the Bomb!
Dave Navarro Attracts All Kinds
No Foot, No Problem for Chesney
Playmate Bimbo Supports Herself and "Umbama"
Now Batting Cleanup ... Tony Snow?
If You Don't Want to S**t, Get Off the Pot!
Tom Cruise Out With His Other Kids
Miley -- Hate When My Top Goes Missing!
Yes, This Woman Just Had a Baby
Tarantino in Foot Fetish Heaven
"Baywatch" Star: Worst Supporting Actor
Whitney Houston's Voice Cracked Out Too?
Jamie Lynn's Man in Prison Stripes
More Drama, Action on "Seven Pounds" Set
Pete Wentz Talks Bush ... But Not GW
Custody Report Says Brit has "Issues"
Miley -- Miles from Reality on VF Shoot
Country Songsmith Fagan Popped for Murder
Farrah to Paps: Don't Make Me Ugly!
Can You Guess the Celebucankles?!
J. Lo & Marc: We're No Heidi & Spencer!
Nashville Stabbing Victim is Cheri Oteri's Dad
Breslin Buttered Up by Older Man
Dupre Goes Wild on Joe Francis
Heidi to Posh: My Crap Is Better Than Yours
Scott Weiland Is Going to Jail
Woman to Winkler: Make My Happy Day!
J.R. Ewing from "Dallas": 'Memba Him?!
Muscly "Dancing" Star Screws Up Muscle
Miley Muzzled by Mouse for Months?
Soccer Star Plays Ball -- With Three Transvestites
"Dancing" Stars: Better Him Than Me!
Vanilla's Battery Case -- Iced, Iced Baby!
Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape!!! Gives Good Headband
Johnny Depp Stimulates ... Local Economy
TMZ Bible Thumped by Rev. Wright
Cristian Will Likely Say Hasta Luego
Heidi Montag Is a Fashion Designer
Rob Reiner: Montag Isn't On My Radar
Dina Lohan: First Class Bitch!
Jim Belushi ODs ... on Multitasking
"CSI" Star Popped for Heroin, Coke, Ecstasy
Barack: Rev. Wright Ain't My Mouthpiece!
Disney Bites the Photog that Feeds It
Hulk Puts the Moves On ... His Daughter?!
Feds Nab UCLA Worker for Selling Celeb Files
"Night Court" Star Markie Post: 'Memba Her?!
Duff Clueless About Meth Faced Co-Star
"Idol" Is a Diamond in the Rough
Will Cristian Be the Only One to Go?
De la Fuente Will be Shot in Bed!
Earth to Paula -- Come in, Paula!!!
Nanny Claims Rob Lowe's Wife Sexual Harasser -- redirect
Hollywood Hot Spot -- Smokin' Hot!
One of These Things Is Exactly Like the Other
Paula Boozy Before Snoozy "Idol"? -- redirect
Billy Bob's Son Alleged Sex Crime Victim
Former "Idol" Has Bone to Pick ... from Hot Wings
Pierce Brosnan: Not Shaken or Stirred
Disney's Dirty Little (Victoria's) Secret
Nina Garcia to Make Birth Control Fierce
Fergie's Daughter Is a Big Girl Now